I felt attacked 🤭 I just started using concealer under my eyes... This said, it kind of matches my skin tone, so it is not such a violent contrast I hope ^^'
I just found your channel and this video is freaking hilarious. My college self would be like “really bitch you were miss prim and proper in college and now that you’re in your 40s you want to act like you’re……..a bit risqué? Are you going through midlife crisis or what?!” Current me. “Naw just left the hypocritical church that was oppressing me. I’m living my best life”😌🤗😂
High school me, college me, and adult me have been consistent across the board. Regular by day, party by night. 😂 I also stayed a goth across the board, no tanning for me. The only thing that changed was my major and career path. From artist to science teacher.
I wish I could tell my younger college self to have more respect for herself and stop hanging out with people who were going nowhere! My college self would be horrified I still live in an apartment that's a disaster zone and wonder wth!
Yes! High school me was depressed goth. College me what totally a festival hippie stoner who wanted ALL the drugs, and post-college me just stopped caring and is was too casual and ambivalent for my own good. I've lived a full life. 😂
Hope you get out of this dark hole soon enough. You deserve it. Ups and undergrounds will always be there but I am sure you will become better at dealing with them. I have trust is you. Better things are coming.❤❤
Hey, I've been out of college for two years and I'm still alive! I wouldn't have placed bets on me surviving highschool to be honest. I was really, REALLY suicidal. Well... I'm still suicidal, but like... I don't expect to die within the year which is a HUGE improvement from having to convince myself not to crack open my parents gun safe every night. (Please no "don't do it, you have so much to live for" speeches. I've survived 6+ years of being suicidal, I know how to talk myself off a ledge 🤷♂️)
@@aldenheterodyne2833 I've gone from not caring if i die to wanting to die at the start of 2020 (before the pandemic). I'm going to be 46 tomorrow. If i had easy access to a gun, i'd be dead.
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle I know I literally just said "don't give me sympathy" but like... If I don't take a few minutes to try to help you stay alive, it's gonna haunt me for awhile.🤷♂️ First and foremost: do what you can to get your ass into therapy and get medical help. Don't buy into the "medication is for wussies" or "medication is just a way for the rich to profit" shit. If you're not going to the doctor because "I should just sack up" or "I'm not actually sick I'm just lying for attention; I'm just a drama queen" or "real men don't cry" or whatever toxic bullshit you got in your brain, tell those little voices to get fucked. If your pride is keeping you from help, then fuck your pride. You wanna give up your life? May as well give up your pride too. It's not like pride or dignity is something that does a dead person any good anyway. That said I understand that some places, like here in the US, that isn't possible. Obviously I don't have any good advice for not wanting to die, but some tactics that have helped me not to die: 0) distraction. The healthiest way I've used to keep suicidal thoughts at bay is distraction. Keep music on in the background, focus on a daydream, read books/fanfiction, watch videos while you're eating. Don't let yourself focus on the thoughts for too long. But if you ever *do* need to focus on them, journal it. Journaling helps make thoughts more coherent and therefore less exhausting and anxiety-inducing. It also slows down your thoughts and makes you feel more real. 1) focus in friends and family- how poorly they'd react to your passing. If you don't have this, get a pet- something dependent on you that needs you to live for it. 1.5) Spite. Has some asshole told you to kill yourself? Well give them the middle finger and stick around just to spite them. Fuck those guys. They can go use a cactus as a dildo. 2) if (1) doesn't help, picture the trauma that poor soul who finds your body or has to clean up your body will experience. 3) if the above don't work then find excuses/bargain with yourself for a couple extra days eg: "damn it, I can't leave until after [event] because I wanna see it" or "you've survived for this long, what's another week?" Or "Ugh, I'm too tired to go outside and jump in front of a car right now" or, "I'm not homeless/hungry right now, let's wait until I get to that point- may as well enjoy the 3 hots and a cot I got right now" or "wouldn't it be nice of me to leave a little money behind to my friends/family? Let's get a little nest egg for them." Or, "aw man, I can't die until after I've made a will and arranged my funeral." Y'know, just any little excuse you can come up with. Procrastinate HARD on leaving. 4) If you are like a couple minutes away from killing yourself, try cutting instead- it can express the self loathing, and remind you to fear the pain of dying- most death methods have at least a minute or so of excruciating pain. Pain sucks, having your last moments be painful would suck. If you're worried that someone will see the cut marks, I've found that my tummy is a good place to put it: it's away from major blood vessels, it's easy to keep clean, it's sensitive enough to be painful, it's visible when you go to the restroom, and if you wear a one-piece swimsuit, it's still completely covered. I personally wrote stuff like "fuck you" or "useless" or "shit", anything to express your self-loathing in a non-death way. For the record: THESE ARE NOT HEALTHY COPING MECHANISMS! This is not a healthy way to keep from dying, it's only the ways *I've personally* stayed alive for 6+ years. These coping mechanisms probably gave me mental scars. Go see a fucking doctor so you can get better coping mechanisms. Hope you're still alive in a year. 👍
Me to my college self: 1. You'll get to enjoy your full head of copper red hair for 30 more years. Then the tide will start going out. 2. You hate Depeche Mode and Duran Duran now, but in 30 years, when they come on the radio, you'll secretly rock out. 3. John Doe and the Alvin Brothers stayed cool. Billy Idol and Steve Tyler became sad train wrecks. Axl and Exene got fat. 4. Don't sell your 280ZX to your cousin Rick, he's just going to wreck it. 5. Pay attention to that Indian exchange student who spends all his time on that Macintosh in the geek dorm. 6. In 30 years, you will unironically be sporting western wear and driving a pickup. Basically you'll be your dad. Don't fight the inevitable.
My younger self would realize that school isnt everything and it's ok if we dont go asap. Take life slow cause it doesnt really matter. Oh and the overworking yourself into depression isnt as fun as it seems as on tv.🙃🙃✌🏾✌🏾
It's kinda funny to see what millennials looked like as college kids... The older gen z's (myself included) are off to college now and it's interesting to see the difference.
Does expensive wine really taste that much better though? I'm not a wine guy but I was given a shot of some expensive bourbon once and it didn't taste different 🤷🤷♂️🤷♀️
Lol 😂 my college self would have been like “are you still living here???? I thought I would have a web design job by now! Why are you still living with mom and dad? Why are you working at a call center? Where are our friends??? Why isn’t anyone talking to us?” Me: ummmm…… yeah everyone turned out to be toxic and I made lots of mistakes due to Aspergers and mental breakdowns…. Um…. Yeah nobody would hire me because my degree wasn’t enough and I love my job College self: 😳 but I thought we were popular! Me: yeah nope everybody lied 😂 College self: why are you so mean? *starts crying* I’m a good sensitive person! They need to stay my friends because I’m popular! Me: ok look honey grow the hell up before you lose people. Don’t make my mistakes. I lost everything and became tough as nails because of everything and I’m glad looking back that I lost those people. They were right to leave me. I grew up and matured and overcame my toxic behavior. College self: ok whoa you are sooooo mean! I’m not toxic! I’m popular and fabulous and everybody loves me! Me: ummmm yeah no they don’t. Think twice and be good to your best friend before you lose her too. College self: oh she’s fine! She’s just busy! Me: Um no she’s not I’m the only friend she has left…. Trust me you’ll make some other good friends but they’ll grow apart due to their careers and lose contact with you College self: yeah right! Im popular! Me: ok what am I going to do with this nut case??? Inner child: hi! It’s me! What can I do for you? Me: where did you disappear to? My college self will not listen to me and my teenage self acts like a total spoiled brat who only cares about herself. Teenage self: excuse me??? Who are you talking to???? I have plenty of friends and good grades! I don’t need to change! Excuse me while I go call everyone! Inner child: what happened to us? We used to be so upbeat bubbly and happy? Me:🤦🏼♀️ I have no idea but I want no part of this…. No drama…. Goodbye to my past…. Just forgiveness and a second chance. Just a quiet carefree life. Time to go binge watch once upon a time. College self: hey! What are you watching? Me: get out of my house! I don’t want you anymore! College self: but I- hey!!!! Me: slams door in college selfs face and locks the door 🤣 Teenage self: yeah ok I’m gone Inner child: can I stay? Me: how do I ever get like this? 😂🤦🏼♀️ glad I grew up
The wonderful magic of physics and atmospheric pressure!...its called shotgunning, it forces the beer into your mouth without any extra glugging. Basically you just get fucked up a whole lot faster and its fun to race your friends.
Oh Lord!!! I know I wasn't this cringy... I mean, I was... but, in my head, I was boring. I definitely didn't get high and accidentally drive over a wall and into a river, somewhere in Delawar, and leave that car there. Yeah, that wasn't me either, doing the same thing in a snow bank, somewhere in West Virginia... Or, again I don't even remember somewhere in Georgia. So, that's like 3 cars that got stolen. Just Saying.
Please keep making videos that are just funny and have nothing to do with how crappy the past two years have been. i just want to laugh and feel normal again, and i haven't felt that way since Jenna Marbles canceled herself and erased all her best videos.
This video lacked her usual attention to detail. If she really wanted to beat her former self in a chug off, she would have chosen a black cherry white claw. Also ... it's fun to see these again.
