Art by Kyrillic Art: / kryillicart Happy Mario Day! Remember kids, literacy is important. You don't want to end up like Bowser, do you? Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/teruterusky Discord: / discord
Wake up! Miss Toadstool It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa I'm a turtle as you've seen, a little slow and a little green But on the whole I'd say, "Super dupah" Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, mmm But if you knew just why you're here Your fear would just be heightened So let's just say, (Ignorance is bliss) Oh, well, I hate to be a bummer I've brought you here to bring me plumbers You know those brothers, oh, what's their names? Oh, yes, Mario and Luigi Just the sound of them makes me queezy I'd love to take that monkey wrench I'd play my own game Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided, mmm I've never been fond of bookworms But then again, this one does make good Mario-bait I can't wait, Ignorance is bliss With my magic books I'll shower Those clumsy lizards with my power Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel The only problem with these spells Is that I know not, what they tell So every hex leaves me perplexed And all I want are those plumbing fools Princess toadstool, you're not so clever, mmm All your words are alphabet soup A picture tells it better I'll say it again, (Ignorance is bliss) Haven't you heard A picture's worth a thousand words? Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, mmm But if you knew just why you're here Your fear would just be heightened Princess Toadstool, (I'd like to get my hands) You're not so clever (Just one time with a monkey wrench) All your words are alphabet soup (I'd fix their plumbing) A picture tells it better For the last time Ignorance is bliss I hope that helps!
