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My school food is definitely the exception to the stereotype. Bacon sandwiches, ‘breakfast wraps’ (bacon, sausage and cheese) popcorn, waffles, croissants and more.
In my first year of uni i survived on microwave rice and a can of tuna and beans everyday for the entire year. I didn't know how to cook nor had the money to buy food. still the best moments of my life lmao
Something like that is a third of the examples. Technically not real food but still very much edible and sometimes even enjoyable. I still would have bought some kind of sauce for that.
In my college days I woke up one day, threw chocolate cereal on the bowl and realized I had ran out of milk, so in my peak intelligence I replaced it with vodka. It was horrible, but the school day was much funnier than usually after that breakfast.
"onions? brr!" - rest assured: the murrica variants are bred to be big but mild. blanch them for a few seconds, they'll turn rather tasteless, and you won't even have to chew.
Corn dogs do seem like something invented to camouflage hot dogs that nobody wanted to eat. And that's despite the fact that hot dogs were invented to camouflage the meat that nobody wanted to eat.
3:15 that sushi looks like the dude just grabbed small clumps of fish and rice and wrapped then in the seaweed individualy, instead of lying out the seaweed, covering with ride then fish and rolling it up.
7:40 It's like he had the raw materials, but just gave up on it. Toast the bread and mix the ingredients together for a proper tuna salad and you'll have a perfectly decent sandwich.
That first one is super confusing to put on that subreddit ngl. I've been living off of bacon, egg, toast for a month (with a few other things thrown in) and I'm doing pretty good. Egg has a TON of nutrients and protein in it, so I see zero issue with it? It doesn't even look bad, it just doesn't look "plated" (ya kno, like making it look all pretty)
*would like to clarify, I promise I'm not one of those psychos that doesn't season food, and I too am autistic/ have adhd, so I go on and off foods, live off specific meals till I get sick of them, have a ton of food sensitivities.
its probably the influence of 'diet culture', if you're adding seasoning you'd probably also need to add butter or oil which wouldn't be ideal for weight loss but probably fine for an athlete or body builder.
It's pretty much necessary at a high level, close to competition. They have to eat extremely lean. Regular gym goers who eat like that are just eating miserably for negligible effects.
You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. That was a perfect example of fake news. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.
You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. That was a perfect example of fake news. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.
You should do a little more research because that’s absolutely not true. It came from a bill passed in 2011 that classified pizza as a single portion meal, but some foreign news networks ran with this vegetable lie.
15:07 That looks like a Weißwurst. It's not moldy. The meat loses its colour during cooking, and the dark spots are herbs mixed into the sausage. Eating it with a plain slice of bread is a little sad, though. Weißwürste are normally served with pretzels and mustard.
6:28 that's where someone has prepped the patty completely wrong and served it anyway. Those are likely lumps of fat or flour that haven't been properly kneaded in. It's probably safe to eat, but it won't taste good :S
My god that vodka with the food reminded me of the shopping from Elana in Peep Show “She is very attractive. But brown rice and Pop Tarts? Camomile tea and economy vodka? That's a car crash of a shopping basket.”
"The colour of brownies, is brown. Hence the name. What you have there, if they have a name, are some... greenies." "Could it be?! That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a batch of purest greenies?" "Well it's less of a batch, more of a lump really..."
this video reminds me of my culinary teacher that i had last year that quite literally did not know how to cook. almost everything he made somehow ended up being as hard as a rock or undercooked. idk how he even got the job
4:35 for clarification: these pizzas are the size of like your standard sandwich, they’re “personal” sized. Think one tiny pizza that’s the same amount of food as a large slice.
They'd be right, hypocrites, but correct. Like what you want but battered sausages specifically make me feel so ill 😭. I might just be jealous of people that liek them tbh
@@YosenjuBestDeck What are you talking about? When has any American ever said those are gross? And if they did, they probably don’t like corn dogs either.
bro low rates healthy food and then says it'll shorten your life, then high rates objectively bad food that ACTUALLY will shorten your life. this is pure trolling
My high school had Pizza Hut set up in the cafeteria... That was in 1998. Yeah, we could've used Jaime Oliver back in the day. And as a professional cook, I know EXACTLY what that is on those Hardee's patties: Fat + gristle from how it was cooked. When the patties are then pressed together afterwards for shipping after being cooled, but not drained, that's what will happen.
One of my favourite "looks like shit but is actually good" meals is boiled potatoes with plain fish, just smashed up in a bowl with some butter and pepper.
there is a polish dish similar to the one at 8:22 and i can confirm not only does it look awful, it smells so damn bad that it literally shouldn't be edible
I work at Domino's, so I get to make some monstrosities every now and then. Pepperoni + tuna for example. Or Hawaiian pizza without ham and cheese and triple pineapple, so it's just tomato sauce and lots of pineapple. Or pesto + garlic sauce + barbecue sauce. One time someone ordered a pizza without any topics, not even sauce, so it was just baked dough. Some people really don't have a good taste lol 😂
Sounds awful but it's sooo good: peanut butter, tomato and cheese sandwich. Heaven. And my grandmother made THE best bubble and squeak with mash spuds and boiled cabbage. On toast. It was too good. Looked awful though 😆
The 32-year-old roommate's first attempt at making cheeseburgers turned out better than my first attempt at the same thing. The result of my first attempt was so bad that I had to throw them out and ask my wife for help. Now I just let her handle the cooking of the patties. I take care of everything else.
Shading unhealthy American school meals when I’m British and our school gave us foot long baguettes with literal melted chocolate ladled into it for breakfast 😂
The scrambled egg is probably the best thing here. It's green because something made it green. I put red onion in mine sometimes, looks a bit like that but it's fucking delicious. This is why you don't trust the opinion of someone who likes burnt shit. It tastes like coal, George. It tastes like coal.
9:07 - How you make this home made protein bar. Step 1: Eat a lot of brown bread, cashew nuts, or All Bran cereal. Anything with a lot of fibre. Step 2: Sit on the toilet.
I don’t think I’d put corn dogs in the ‘vile’ category. They’re not great, I suppose, but vile is too far for me. I will add that they go up a point in goodness for every beer you’ve had. 10 beers & they’re flawless cuisine🤣
6:20 the raw meat was tenderized by being pierced with holes. it helps it cook faster, too. the wart looking residue is ur burger juices sliding down these holes and solidifying. looks horrid for sure, totally safe
