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Im Straight But I Like To Eat 🐱 

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@Layze
@Layze Год назад
"the cow gave birth to cow children" 💀
@hellol3499
@hellol3499 Год назад
Aren’t they supposed to give birth to like fish children
@farrahfeathers6668
@farrahfeathers6668 Год назад
😂😂😂
@sheabddiesheknowshea10
@sheabddiesheknowshea10 Год назад
@@farrahfeathers6668 ? Just say lol for short
@Darktimes17
@Darktimes17 Год назад
@Destiny when I was 12 I was talking to 2 guys and said I had a twin sister so I would change my voice and talk to each one 🤣🤣🤣 they were best friends and thought they were dating twins 👯‍♀️
@Ash_NuggTato
@Ash_NuggTato Год назад
@@Darktimes17 that's horrible
@RapunzelASMR
@RapunzelASMR 6 месяцев назад
I hate it when I accidentally deal drugs
@ii.aubrie
@ii.aubrie 4 месяца назад
same 😭👌
@robloxlover9414
@robloxlover9414 3 месяца назад
ONLY ONE COMMENT🙂..
@ineedalife81
@ineedalife81 3 месяца назад
yea i rlly hate it when i accidentally commit 13 felonies
@Scenecatto
@Scenecatto 2 месяца назад
I hate it when I commit tax fraud
@eepylavendercat
@eepylavendercat Месяц назад
She probably got a remote job that was a front for a money laundering scheme and didn't know it, it happens more than you think
@The-Marz
@The-Marz Год назад
I love this show already, purely based on the fact we can go from “I participated in drug trafficking…but it was an accident!!” To “I’m scared of the dark”
@bettyrivera7916
@bettyrivera7916 Год назад
Lazee can get me from bored to laughter and joy 💯
@Tiny_dino234
@Tiny_dino234 4 месяца назад
Same 😅
@TobyIsAWoman
@TobyIsAWoman Год назад
The cow story is wild. This man pulled a hit and run on a cow,confessed and then got told a happy story.
@Moi_81
@Moi_81 Год назад
That girl that cheated on three dudes should stay single. Plus they will know who she is by her voice.
@happyyuk
@happyyuk Год назад
She should have dated people who are alright with an open relationship
@adriana27100
@adriana27100 Год назад
The cow 🐄 guy killed me… and of course, you too! 😹😹😹
@sweetmercifulj
@sweetmercifulj Год назад
Girl he was SHOOK.
@Littlebozo21
@Littlebozo21 4 месяца назад
@@sweetmercifuljthat offensive what if they identify as a tomato😡/j
@HannaTegneskog
@HannaTegneskog Год назад
The cow guy doesn't even realize how comedic his timing and way of telling is 😂
@SueP-jg9vx
@SueP-jg9vx 6 месяцев назад
the friend was laughing so i wonder if he wasnt bullshitting
@kattieSkyNinja13
@kattieSkyNinja13 Год назад
"Are you sure that's a cat? It smells like a fish!" Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shannonpena-kc9zh
@shannonpena-kc9zh 4 месяца назад
I know right that one got me!!!😂😂😂
@AYACOHENSTEIN
@AYACOHENSTEIN Год назад
The cows children got me choked my breakfast 😂😂😂😂😂
@annamariposa6959
@annamariposa6959 Год назад
Oh no!! The aunt molested him 😢😢
@jessieb7290
@jessieb7290 4 месяца назад
I learnt about sex when I was 8, when our school showed us a sex video. I got taken out of my favourite class, to see that crap and then it turned into a birthing video. Totally put me off birth for the rest of my life. Trust me, 8 years old is way too young to learn any of that stuff. 13 is fine, but it’s also the way you approach it.
@eijirokirishima7648
@eijirokirishima7648 3 месяца назад
@@jessieb7290 I'm so sorry you had to see that. In my opinion, you can learn about birth at that age, but not with a literal birthing video! You can discuss about the birds and bees, but not with real-life videos!
@brendamerrell
@brendamerrell Месяц назад
That is so sad😢
@xxarianahiltonxx5116
@xxarianahiltonxx5116 Год назад
My great uncle's (rest his soul) ex-girlfriend showed my dad the birds and the bees when he was a minor on multiple occasions until he told his uncle about it. SMH, some women are nasty predators. And no, she didn't go to jail.
@dracomalfoy9098
@dracomalfoy9098 8 месяцев назад
so true
@Xena_da_menace
@Xena_da_menace 4 месяца назад
my faith in humanity is DEAD after reading this comment :( , so sad what people do without getting arrested (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
@goofjuice8067
@goofjuice8067 Год назад
The cow story was the best.
@jessieb7290
@jessieb7290 4 месяца назад
Why leave the email? 😂😂😂
@user-dh2zh6sn4c
@user-dh2zh6sn4c 8 месяцев назад
WAIT REALLY A COW CHILD!? THEY USUALLY GIVE BIRTH TO CHICKENS THIS IS SO RARE
@argentiagrace2809
@argentiagrace2809 Год назад
drug trafficking isnt the same as selling. you can be involved in trafficking without being aware. men often do this to young black women in the drug scene... so, love ya and all but like... that womans addmission was a sign of victimhood. her sitation shouldnt be mocked.0
@eepylavendercat
@eepylavendercat Месяц назад
It also happens with online jobs that get people to launder money without being aware
@U.dontknow_Amirah
@U.dontknow_Amirah Год назад
The cow story. That man rlly tried to help that cow. His heart was in the right place but…..😭
@ophzlia
@ophzlia Год назад
cow children 😭 what else did he think the cow was gonna give birth to a human?
@Lanadoesnails-Shorts
@Lanadoesnails-Shorts Год назад
Cow children....this man is clearly a farmer
@Manvir.
@Manvir. Год назад
@@Lanadoesnails-Shorts or a moron
@adriana27100
@adriana27100 Год назад
And Thank You Layze for keeping us smile through our depression this past year! Happy Holidays to Everyone! ✨😇❤️
@juliejinright5930
@juliejinright5930 Год назад
Bruh I feel for the man that taped the cow leg that man was struggling 🤣
@jessieb7290
@jessieb7290 4 месяца назад
If he wasn’t laughing so much, I’d assume he had ptsd.
@WeirdSnakeGal
@WeirdSnakeGal 11 месяцев назад
The cow guy got me howling 😂 I've got that image in my head of a panicked teenager trying to tape two pieces of legs together with duct tape or something 😂 I mean if I were the owner of the cow I wouldn't even be mad because accidents happen when operating heavy machinery. I'm sorry for the cow but that story is hilarious.
@JessTheory
@JessTheory Год назад
The cereal thing you did and the axe Pheonix fart had me laughing so hard. Best channel🤣💚
@coolchristiangirl190
@coolchristiangirl190 Год назад
6:32 I’m glad his secret wasn’t that major given that his name is on his backpack along with his school and sport he plays💀 I was able to easily find him on Google. No one thought to have him take his backpack off!?😭
@kristenhlady4079
@kristenhlady4079 Год назад
I didn't even notice until I read your comment 😂😂😂
@cowbanana
@cowbanana Год назад
my guy isn't the brightest of the bunch after his confession of taping a cow's leg together 😭
@MissRay42691
@MissRay42691 10 месяцев назад
I was hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed his name lmao. I didn't notice the rest though 😂
@ellasparks2488
@ellasparks2488 Год назад
10:49 The guy has his name on his backpack!! hahahaha
@xxarianahiltonxx5116
@xxarianahiltonxx5116 Год назад
Lmao he does!
@renatamarie5546
@renatamarie5546 Год назад
Lol I think she was probably making deliveries to persons and didn't know what was in the packages. 😄😄
@tristinrebel718
@tristinrebel718 Год назад
I love your channel & you seem like you'd be a great friend. I think potentially, the girl who spoke of being involved in drug trafficking was used as a mule, as a kid? Just my thoughts. You're awesome & deserve much more recognition!
@elleehm74
@elleehm74 Год назад
So glad I found your channel this year.. Happy New Year, Layze
@skyfalldeadpool1633
@skyfalldeadpool1633 Год назад
The intro was beautiful. You showed Vanessa! That is an alpha move 🤣🤣🤌🤣
@christychapman6590
@christychapman6590 9 месяцев назад
Cow children. I'll never call them calves again.
@filipasales9291
@filipasales9291 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂The cow guy. Biology classes😂😂😂😂😂tape, cow children😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Where are these people coming from😂😂😂
@farrahfeathers6668
@farrahfeathers6668 Год назад
Just found your channel & you are absolutely HILARIOUS!! I have spit out my drink more than once. 😂
@xxarianahiltonxx5116
@xxarianahiltonxx5116 Год назад
Hey, boo, I'm your bisexual woman fan. Lmao
@moepikd
@moepikd 2 месяца назад
And I'm his lesbian fan fr.
@servetezherka4918
@servetezherka4918 Год назад
thank you for putting a smile on our faces especially when were having a ruff week keep up with the hard work ♥️
@cutebunniee2000
@cutebunniee2000 Год назад
The cow guys name and university is on his backpack lol
@fairieshorty
@fairieshorty Год назад
ok how did u know most of us, including myself, are straight girls?
@shelikestuff
@shelikestuff Год назад
Analytics
@celesteabdon
@celesteabdon 11 месяцев назад
​@@shelikestuffWeird, I didn't put my sexual orientation when I registered to yt 😂
@Samuel-sw3hy
@Samuel-sw3hy 8 месяцев назад
It's a joke-
@supercharger5727
@supercharger5727 4 месяца назад
@@celesteabdonwell RU-vid likes spying on you
@moepikd
@moepikd 2 месяца назад
Erm... I guess I'm not most (Gabe Itch here)
@Incognito0o0o0
@Incognito0o0o0 11 месяцев назад
His aunts need to be in jail im actually repulsed
@TimThumb
@TimThumb Год назад
The murder joke was hilarious, i laughed my head off!
@janelwilliams9144
@janelwilliams9144 Год назад
omgosh Layze🤣u have done it again!!! lol fuggin hilarious, just broke my foot last week and have been so depressed and in constant pain...but this little gem made my afternoon so thank you!!🤣🤍🐄🤣🤍🐄🤣🐄🤍🤣🐄🤍🤣🐄🤍🐄🤣
@ThePierogiQueen
@ThePierogiQueen 9 месяцев назад
I love how the guy telling the cow story gave himself away with his last name on his book bag
@brendamerrell
@brendamerrell Месяц назад
At least the guy felt bad about accidentally hurting the cow and did try to fix it and send an email. Everyone else knew what they were doing did something with them but everyone else knew what they were doing
@rucan9ne
@rucan9ne Год назад
I love your sense of humor and sorry but you are so handsome 💜
@Beanie_pouch
@Beanie_pouch Год назад
He should have used duct tape...OBVIOUSLY
@strawberrypinkmoon
@strawberrypinkmoon Год назад
The cow guy is giving me flashbacks to Chunk admitting to everything he did wrong to the the fratelli's in the goonies.
@LifeInPink999
@LifeInPink999 Год назад
People having all this horrible and creepy secrets while I have none makes me feel a bit... Idk out of touch with the life? Is it normal? I mean I know it's ok that secretly I'm not a horrible person that cheat sand lies or had some horrible experience I'm ashamed of but right now I'm trying to think hard about something I would worried everyone learning about I can't think about a thing. I do remember taking a small piece of magnet from a friend and never returning it when I was like 5 but I doubt that this counts. I think I'm having an existential crisis right now.
@shyneema42
@shyneema42 Год назад
Nah you're fine! You may have one that you don't think is one, but is. And even if you don't, that's unique and means you're a person of integrity. ❤😂
@XDzkivardi
@XDzkivardi Год назад
Ha, the same thing happens to me, now that I think about it, I don't have any bad secrets or that actually affect people, what a boring life I have XD
@cowbanana
@cowbanana Год назад
bro has the perfect clear conscious damn 😭 the shit that keeps me up at night are things i wouldn't tell a soul. i'd be grateful having nothing to keep secret so there's no fear of anything guilty getting exposed 😭
@ClaudieBooBear
@ClaudieBooBear Год назад
“I don’t even know you and I can tell it’s you” I’m dead
@serenaserna8880
@serenaserna8880 2 месяца назад
The cow guy felt so guilty he had to get that off his chest
@juliedempster9143
@juliedempster9143 Год назад
The guy that said cow children, well his last name is written on the backpack lol Mr T Krackow lol oops not so secret now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vagurl84
@vagurl84 Год назад
I wonder if the cow guy got lied to by email from the owners or maybe someone else who moved there and the cow wasn’t okay. I hope the cow was okay but he doesn’t seem too smart so …
@RandomMan73
@RandomMan73 4 месяца назад
@Layze Tysm for ur videos! Ik I'm a year late, but I was in a rlly shitty mood and your video cheered me Right up.
@Throdien
@Throdien Год назад
Wait this is VA Beach. OH MY GOODNESS. LMAO, That was our local beach. LOL
@xxarianahiltonxx5116
@xxarianahiltonxx5116 Год назад
Lol I have a feeling Ocean City will be next if it wasn't done already.
@grendelsmama2302
@grendelsmama2302 Год назад
I have shame… I’m from va beach 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amandasalley717
@amandasalley717 Год назад
2-3 times a week..dang I'm a woman and I got him beat😂😂😂 Side note: your murder joke had me laughing cause I honestly thought cow guy was gonna make a murder confession 😂
@shannamarietaylor1937
@shannamarietaylor1937 Год назад
Thank you f Dario! For taste temptations Fuckin chicken kind or a dunkin or like watever😊😘
@SelmaAymara
@SelmaAymara 7 месяцев назад
The man with the cow story got me... "cow children". What a gem.
@Darktimes17
@Darktimes17 Год назад
Dude I’m dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
@birdybirdbird
@birdybirdbird Год назад
Layze is so funny 😂🤣
@bellavida8846
@bellavida8846 Год назад
That aunt should be in jail
@FeeJohnson
@FeeJohnson Год назад
10:15 this is why we can't have nice things 😒
@ga-zE
@ga-zE 8 месяцев назад
Umm I thought he said that he took some biology classes? "The cow had actually uhm COW CHILDREN" 💀 I don't think those biology classe were even real 💀💀
@Moi_81
@Moi_81 Год назад
That cow story sounds fake haha still loved it
@OoMASEoO
@OoMASEoO Год назад
My biggest secret is, I'm a [Rideshare] driver and sometimes I have to pee outside when there's no bathrooms nearby. Well, one time I was peeing in the street and my foot slipped and my butt landed right in my piss puddle. I couldn't do anything but wipe my butt and get back in my car and continue picking people up. I couldn't even laugh, I just felt so dumb 😭
@jennifermariabrocco4608
@jennifermariabrocco4608 Год назад
I'm two years sober lol we always say a problem shared a problem cut in half. But God damn lol U cut the cow in half, then u cut the problem in half
@ke6264
@ke6264 Год назад
Your channel is so funny, I'm lmao!!!!!
@hellol3499
@hellol3499 Год назад
I just started the video and Im already weirded out and confused
@indigenixtaina3518
@indigenixtaina3518 Год назад
Layze I love the bangs with the santa hat. xo
@kianamoore5390
@kianamoore5390 3 месяца назад
“I don’t even know you and I can tell that it’s you”😂
@Blackcoffeeplaylists
@Blackcoffeeplaylists 6 месяцев назад
I’m bisexual, but I only like men 💀
@moepikd
@moepikd 2 месяца назад
Isn't bisexual liking both..?
@Blackcoffeeplaylists
@Blackcoffeeplaylists 2 месяца назад
@@moepikd its a joke, like how the girl said shes straight but likes.girls.
@moepikd
@moepikd 2 месяца назад
@@Blackcoffeeplaylists oh sorry, my bad. I couldn't pick up that it was sarcasm.
@Blackcoffeeplaylists
@Blackcoffeeplaylists 2 месяца назад
@@moepikd nah it's fine lmao
@simpledsfan
@simpledsfan Год назад
5:45 I'm dying of the level of this man's brain. 🤣
@ExplodingRainbow17
@ExplodingRainbow17 10 месяцев назад
10:02 Someone in my family puts water into their ceral, and then they microwave it...
@freiagalacar5786
@freiagalacar5786 7 месяцев назад
They're confessing into a microphone in a public area, there's nothing anonymous about that.
@OndriaDancingStar
@OndriaDancingStar Год назад
The cow story ....... psychopath right there.
@Meow_Zedong
@Meow_Zedong Год назад
I got my leg cut off and I gave birth to cow children too!
@Nezsecretchannel
@Nezsecretchannel Год назад
that one guy so sad that he hit the cow and left it 😭😭
@StephF88
@StephF88 Год назад
"You're so dangerous and quirky!" 😂
@bettyrivera7916
@bettyrivera7916 Год назад
I fuckin love ya mad funny LMAO!❤ Layze I love ya!!!
@shannamarietaylor1937
@shannamarietaylor1937 Год назад
Hells yell!!!! Happy New Year to you and yours.Give stormy huge hug n kiss and you deserve a huge mother fn reward for putting fn caps on her claws i I tried to that for vet .and got attacked lol
@sibusiso3088
@sibusiso3088 4 месяца назад
the guy with the story about the cow is SOOO sweet!
@SalemSlaysHeidiPotter
@SalemSlaysHeidiPotter 26 дней назад
OH, YOU BETTER BET CHURCH CAMP IS WILD AF
@ninis1972
@ninis1972 8 месяцев назад
1:08 is that Josh Hutcherson😭
@stuarttrain7203
@stuarttrain7203 9 месяцев назад
My secret is i binge watch layze 🤫😁😁
@Jessica372.
@Jessica372. 9 месяцев назад
My secret I'm only learning now that your supposed to put milk in your cereal 💀 I just eat it out the box ...
@Aria_Sayuki
@Aria_Sayuki 9 месяцев назад
​@@Jessica372.If we ran out of milk, I eat it out of the box too
@Jessica372.
@Jessica372. 9 месяцев назад
@@Aria_Sayuki yayy I'm just lazy and don't want to do extra dishes 😂💕
@AvaLee-oy8hn
@AvaLee-oy8hn Год назад
"People who put milk before cereal, are people to" I said it: No, your a person who's is a menace to cereal
@Voki123
@Voki123 3 месяца назад
Tbh I feel bad for the cow except I’m not a vegetarian 😭
@lanaeni2194
@lanaeni2194 Год назад
That first girl that cheated on her last 3 boyfriends.. yeah she 4 the streets fasho fasho!
@-cMc-
@-cMc- Год назад
He means he ran over the cows leg.
@OCEANISME-xh2ws
@OCEANISME-xh2ws 2 месяца назад
The axe is crazy 😂
@leighdejager-f7w
@leighdejager-f7w 9 месяцев назад
I dated someone online for 2 years and now im actually dating them irl for 4 years now
@jennifermariabrocco4608
@jennifermariabrocco4608 Год назад
Lol you're so hilarious yo
@kiahnavega4534
@kiahnavega4534 Год назад
Axe guy's the hero we all needed
@marchymeow4584
@marchymeow4584 5 месяцев назад
You literally make everything entertaining
@Angelprincess7777
@Angelprincess7777 7 месяцев назад
My secret is I Love You Layze!
@elenpen402
@elenpen402 4 месяца назад
"sexiest man in america" isnt as sexy as Mr world wide handsome
@spacegirl4792
@spacegirl4792 8 месяцев назад
10:03 yea not that I also put milk first cuz it's better 🤥
@Candacellin
@Candacellin 4 месяца назад
I’d subscribe but I have to go through google to do it and I don’t know how but I’ve been sad for so long and I’ve been laughing til my stomach hurts these last two days so thank you for your content
@silly_whiskers
@silly_whiskers 6 месяцев назад
5:29 ab that so what he meant was he was like bandaging it like tape it up like with bandages 🩹
@bannanabeans203
@bannanabeans203 22 дня назад
The guy who tried to tape the cow his friend is a punk, I see the channel tried to cut the sound out but his friend walks through frame an says their gonna recognize your back tattoo stupid, then walks through frame again as the cow cutter says no the backpack, the backpack meaning he’s wearing the backpack to cover the tattoo. So his friend gave him away more than anything plus how rude to not wait until the end to say something, interrupting while he’s confessing to a mower hit n run on what’s now a 3 legged cow with cow children is rude
@devdawg22
@devdawg22 4 месяца назад
May age me but...was i the only one who had the CatDog them song pop into their head when he said "half cat half dog" ?
@evelyn-vq9rr
@evelyn-vq9rr 11 месяцев назад
I was hoping for a fifty five some
@jessieb7290
@jessieb7290 4 месяца назад
The ass spray one was hilarious 😂
@kenziesway
@kenziesway 6 месяцев назад
5:30 I think the guy meant like with the wrap around gauze tape but it’s funnier to think he meant fucking scotch tape or something 😂❤
@Lunamoonthequeen
@Lunamoonthequeen Месяц назад
10:09 we are low key beefing
@YEPPIE_05
@YEPPIE_05 2 месяца назад
i just saw this on google "do i get pimple on my😺"
@mrw2406
@mrw2406 Год назад
I put the milk in first and warm it too!!! Never heard of anyone else who does that!
@noelia1504
@noelia1504 11 месяцев назад
My biggest secret is I hopped the border, but I’m Puerto Rican.
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