I live in San Antonio. Ted has done such a bad job at raising wages that we had to sell our kitchen tables. We have no kitchen tables. I know one person with a table and he keeps it hidden in the dining room.
That's bullshit, I heard about that table too but I believe he sold it because he couldn't handle the pressure of being the sole owner of a kitchen table. Stop spreading lies.
@@AClassOldie Dammit! I specifically told you not to contact me in that letter I told Popamus to send you! Did you get that thing he sent ya? Ha ha ha! I can't stay mad at you AClassOldie but a goodie.
If Chris Chan wore a suit he'd look exactly like Ted Cruz. Same if you just give Ted: jeans, a sonichu medallion, and of course Chris' famous red, blue, and white polo shirt.
Come now, as loathsome as he is, chris-chan at least maintains an absurd, paranoid hatred of his enemies that don’t really exist. Ted, on the other hand, not only gave into trump but also thought it was a good idea, for whatever insane reason, to work at one of his call centers during the campaign! Keep in mind that trump accused his father of being the Zodiac Killer!
...of course, great content like this has a low view count because some don’t know what hilarious content is. The view count needs to be *way* higher. I love you stuff, man. Keep doing what you’re doing!
WE SHALL NEVER SURREND (patriotic speech failed) We shall never surrende(churchill bitch slapped him) We shall (the guy that wrote this was bored and stopped writing
