There seems to be two different versions, one for guys and one for girls. The guys' version you can google pretty easily, but I had the actually listen to the song to get the lyrics for the girls' version below. Sorry for the censoring, but it's necessary. Take note that you can probably find both versions on youtube (minus visual lyrics) and that both versions are somewhat similar. "My love affair with you is over, it's through We loved and then we lost While it came at quite a cost We both had the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts and once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know... I wanna punch you in the face. Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive, I'll strap you to an electric chair! Or lean out a window a little too far, Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster, Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster! In short I hope you die. Maybe it's wrong to wish death on someone You had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more! I hope you both are doing great, New couples always are, I hope this won't make you mad, I did something bad, I played a tiny joke that involved her car. I pulled out my knife and I slashed every tire, Smashed in the windshield and set it one fire, Then I left a little note which said 'Leave town or I'll cut your throat, b****!' In short I hope you f***ing die! Okay, so maybe I've gone too far, Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to cope With sleeping alone each night. But obviously I'm still thinking of you, And wishing that we could just start over new... What if we both give it one more try? ...Sucks that we can't, 'cause you're a pr*ck who deserves to die! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die die! Die, die, die, die! Die, die, die die die die die! Get dysentery(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! Gangrene(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! Lupus(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! [spoken] Fall while you're getting out of the shower And there are your tweezers on the floor, Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And caring more about your eyebrows then you cared about me! And when you fall, the tweezers pierce you right in between the eyes, Which aren't hazel, they're brown! [sung] Get beaten and slugged, Molested and mugged, Wake up to find yourself date-r*ped and drugged, I hate you, I'm leaving, Goodbye! In short I'm over you! So die! DIE!" (*)So long as the words closely match the rhythm, the diseases and such can be changed. Examples include "swine flu" and "Mad cow" and such. Have fun with this song, whichever version you use! (Edges, "In Short"(c) Pasek and Paul)
This was awesome. the only thing I would say is that you need to leave more time for the little spoken part (fall, as you get out of the shower, and there are your tweezers... etc). but I can fix that in garage band pretty easily :) thanks for posting!
There seems to be two different versions, one for guys and one for girls. The guys' version you can google pretty easily, but I had the actually listen to the song to get the lyrics for the girls' version below. Sorry for the censoring, but it's necessary. Take note that you can probably find both versions on youtube (minus visual lyrics) and that both versions are somewhat similar. "My love affair with you is over, it's through We loved and then we lost While it came at quite a cost We both had the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts and once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know... I wanna punch you in the face. Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive, I'll strap you to an electric chair! Or lean out a window a little too far, Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster, Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster! In short I hope you die. Maybe it's wrong to wish death on someone You had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more! I hope you both are doing great, New couples always are, I hope this won't make you mad, I did something bad, I played a tiny joke that involved her car. I pulled out my knife and I slashed every tire, Smashed in the windshield and set it one fire, Then I left a little note which said 'Leave town or I'll cut your throat, b****!' In short I hope you f***ing die! Okay, so maybe I've gone too far, Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to cope With sleeping alone each night. But obviously I'm still thinking of you, And wishing that we could just start over new... What if we both give it one more try? ...Sucks that we can't, 'cause you're a pr*ck who deserves to die! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die die! Die, die, die, die! Die, die, die die die die die! Get dysentery(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! Gangrene(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! Lupus(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! [spoken] Fall while you're getting out of the shower And there are your tweezers on the floor, Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And caring more about your eyebrows then you cared about me! And when you fall, the tweezers pierce you right in between the eyes, Which aren't hazel, they're brown! [sung] Get beaten and slugged, Molested and mugged, Wake up to find yourself date-r*ped and drugged, I hate you, I'm leaving, Goodbye! In short I'm over you! So die! DIE!"
