In traffic at a speed of 9999999, can the taxi take you to the navigation point? - GTA4 

"Traffic's a nightmare today, I'll try to get around it." He jinxed it after that line

4:21 that landing on the bridge... My God was that beautiful.

1:30 That little "beep" as the truck goes by is brilliant

3:10 the cab saying "no problem, I live for this sh1t" while falling into the water 😂😂

@1:30 that truck hit you mid air and still had to honk LMFAOO *BIRP*

Fun fact: Taxis have 3x more durability than normal when you're getting a ride, so these genuinely have the best chances of getting you to your destination

5:45 This one had to be my absolute favorite. It has it all. The irresponsibly ridiculous onslaught of cars flying clear off the overpass. The bus making a single-stage-to-orbit liftoff at the end of the street. The taxi driver seemly going out of his way to hit someone for absolutely no reason. The comment about the airbag. All punctuated by the taxi, after suffering such chaotic damage, breaking a fire hydrant at hilarious slow speed before being completely annihilated by Niko. Amazing

0:49 perfect precision

1:30 that single honk from the truck flying by broke me lmao

3:33 the most hardworking taxi driver, still trying even when his car mostly destroyed

4:14 "Traffic's a nightmare today; I'll try and get around it." 😂

0:46 has me absolutely defeated, impeccable combo, like something out of Rocket League 🤣

''Hope i don't hit anyone''. - This has easily been the best entry yet when it comes to the timing of things. Very great.

4:26 that was smooth af

"Traffic's a nightmare today" 4:15 😂

2:51 He said he was gonna die alone, but you were in fact there with him during his last moments ❤

3:05 some serious rocket league moment, car collision in mid air

"No problem, I live for this shit." I wish I could be as awesome as that taxi driver, falling into the ocean at 50 mph.

0:49 can we all just take a minute to appreciate the aiming on that?

The amount of dedication of this taxi driver ! 3:36 !

5:00 - I love how just one small punch to the taxi sends it flying.

6:59 hope i dont hit anyone 💀

0:54 this whole bridge section is hilarious. The cars speeding past at Mach speed not knowing. All of the skid marks make it even more funny.

2:57 has to be the funniest clip i've seen yet! The cabbie complaining about his car being hit, only for it to be launched into the air, then struck again mid-flight was comedy gold 😂

6:33 i'm in tears.

6:53 "ok cool, i'll take the long way. Hope I don't hit anyone ." To funny 😂😂😂😂

3:44 that one mf who ignores his problems

0:06 three letters on a taxi describes the situation quite nicely.

8:27 "Aight then, let's do it. Just put on your seatbelt" Yea I don't think that's gonna really help with such "traffic"

7:56 Brutal

Who needs a cab when you can be ragdolled across the city

Niko said "Maybe here, things will be different..." I understand now.

5:52 that exlosion and then the car fly away, beautiful

the comedic timing in these is sublime

0:58 oh look a taxi..... wait... nvm

5:20 one star gained, you damaged police car.

Not even ten seconds in and the taxi's advertisement sign already summarized what the video would be like.. That's just lovely

3:53 hahaha ihm surprised how good this car drives xD

3:15 The taxi driver already knows he’s never gonna get to his destination 😂

1:00 “Niko, you’re not allowed to whistle!”

8:15 that wreck just gently rolling onto you. LOL

Rockstar certainly did their cars (damage and physics) right on this game if I'm still getting such entertaient value just from these vids. They were also my favorite cars in any game. The degree and fidelity of the "morph" damage and the handling. Cars in GTA V just aren't the same.

8:00 "i cant drive a banana im outta here!"

3:05 a LCPD car hit a taxi mid air with perfet precision Taxi driver 3:10 : NO PROBLEM!

1:30 How Car-kun hit you in the air and honk like you were in the way 😂😂😂

4:14 "Traffic's a nightmare today", well said 😂

It's like a game of golf--Niko being the golf ball.

4:15 "traffic is a nightmare today" well, no shit

7:10 the shout haha😂

1:35 is just perfect.

4:29 the most PERFECT opportunity to put the Tony Hawk Pro Skater Special Trick sound effect

5:35 he almost made it to the taxi

1:30 That lil mid-air honk though.

4:14 Oh yeah buddy, you can 100% say that

4:33 That TAXI driver was OG

8:07 that cab driver made a poor choice to jump out he got hit perfectly in mid-air

6:47 Niko becomes immune to swings

2:04 Ninja Vanish!

3:06 that car on the volley

6:06 that bus said "my planet needs me"

“Such a smooth and realistic crash and moment”

1:30 I love how the truck honks at you mid air to let you know you were in the way

"No, you can't make the same video with the same title over and over again and expect it to be funny." This channel:

6:27 That poor guy...

@2:57 Some random guy sitting at a table trying to enjoy his lunch suddenly has Nico fly into his lap😂

The momentum you got as you’re being ‘pinballed’ along the bridge lmao.

This channel is the cure for depression lmfao, I haven't laughed this hard in years 🤣🤣🤣

1:23 Wow, what a sequence.

0:49 was sick

5:08 all that shit happening and this lady trips over your goddam feet

we're probably never going to see this level of car damage again in gta...

0:36 Based passenger 😂😂😂

2:48 those two cars passing by was pure luck lmao.

Shoutout to the driver at 3:00 who got T-boned mid flight, rocketed probably a couple hundred feet through the air and had the audacity to say “no problem, I live for this sh-“ before hitting the water

00:48 From there and on the bridge was the most hilarious neverending part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@5:08 That ambulance flying through the air with sirens blaring was majestic.

"Noooo problem!!!! I live for this" *splash* "Hope I don't hit anyone!" 😂😂

Okay, the shot at 0:58 where Niko looks down the road, sees no one coming, hails a regularly-moving taxi, which is then railroaded by an instant line of death cars -- that was mildly humorous

6:54 I actually never saw the Declasse Merit Taxi cab with that single roof indicator, It's always the Vapid Stanier or usually Minivan Taxi cab that has it. Merit and Minivan Taxis are always spawns with the Ad Banner Roof Indicator. Really neat to actually see they spawn with a single indicator and not the ad banner one lol

If anyone who has played GTA IV when they were young and now needs a few laughs, this video is a definite must see. Thank you for uploading.

Why is nobody talking about 1:51

I love how most of the video is juat fighting the traffic just to GET a taxi lmfao

1:30 so polite to honk at his friend Nico as he drives past him 😊

0:45 what a minute

The physics in this game were ahead of its time

Could you do one with pedestrians accelerating and try to walk somewhere? 😂

1924: "there will be flying cars in the future" The future:

1:25 bro accepted is fate

This is basically what I imagined crossing the street without looking both ways was like as a kid

5:26 this time it’s Niko instead

I imagine being this character is what being invincible is like

8:54 OK, ill pull over 🤣

"Before physics were discovered in the 16th century people could drive their vehicles as fast and freely as they wanted" - Albert Einstein

7:02 "Hope I don't hit anyone" -optimistic Taxi driver.

Unbelievable vehicle damage physics in a 2008 game

strangely graceful landing at 1:40

Thank god he entered a yellow car

I swear to God GTA IV was built to purposely target the player with physics objects (cars, light poles, etc) the amount of times my ragdoll and the ragdoll in your videos just smashes into poles and such is too much for it to just be coincidental.

So no one gonna talk about his constant health

1:56 That beep was personal