In traffic at a speed of 9999999, How many times has Brucie died?！ - GTA4 

Bruce is out of action is an incredible understatement

Brucie dies 57 times in this video. It’s 56 before the mission even starts and once during the mission while submarining.

5:20 “I don’t want to burn to death” lands in the water to drown to death 😂 ☠️

Sometimes when I’m overwhelmed by the internet or just life in general I watch these videos as a palette cleanser.

Roman: Dies when hit by an NPC vehicle. Little Jacob: Dies when hit by an NPC vehicle. Brucie: Merely Out of Action when hit by an NPC vehicle.

0:00 ambulance responded in 3 seconds. Impressive!

Legend says Brucie is still asking nico for some wheels

3:15 **does a 720 corkscrew over a culvert, lands** In the calmest tone possible “We’re upside-down…”

8:10 ironically Brucey survived the longest standing there in the street until you took him out by accident

Even if Brucie was invincible like Niko, this would still be impossible because he'd be launched halfway across the map 😂

Man, worst city for insurance companies

13:44 - How fitting to land in a junkyard. 18:52 - That taxi's fucking airborne!

“Brucie is out of action” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love the subtle implication that Brucie never dies, but only goes out of action

7:05 brucie: Come on Nicky, we need some wheels Wheels: *OK, HeRe ArE tHe WhEeLs*

5:19 Well, at least we can drown to death.

23:55 NIKO ACTUALLY WAIVED BYE😅😅😅😂😂

16:12 Nikos reaction is probably how the player feels at this point lol

'Come on, Nicky--' Every driver in this game: *And we took that personally.*

So out of Dimitri, Little Jacob and Roman, Brucie has the worst luck at 9999999

14:48 is such a good cutscene

Two seconds and I see a guy get crushed by an ambulance driving at lightspeed, god I love these videos

3:19 “we’re upside down” love how that was something the voice actor had to casually say 😂

4:32 That bus went from 0-100 in less time and distance than a formula 1 car

"Come on Nicky, we need some wheels" Oh I think he got his wheels alright

4:52 - 5:25 *pure comedic brilliance* Haven’t laughed like that in years 😂

There’s something about the phone message tone when Brucie gets wrecked that kills me

Bruce says "I dont wanna burn to death". Immediately enters the ocean.

5:20 I DONT WANT TO BURN TO DEATH **SPLOOSH**

Holy shit I didn’t expect the race car to be sped up as well, that was so funny.

Everybody: progressing with their life. Me: watching Brucie getting out of action.

14:11 jesus give this poor car some rest xD

8:08 Watching you get slammed into Brucie was fantastic 😂

8:06 Dangerous! Brucie! It's no good standing there!

"Come on Ni-" *dies*

i love how sometimes a mission is running only a few frames at most before it starts again

18:48 meditation moment

5:07 -5:21 pure comedy

5:01 well that was unexpected xD

13:39 I just love how fitting this is that junked car lands in a junk yard 😂😂

1:05-1:36 had me wheezing

Oh my god this is so stupid but I’m dying of laughter each time I see these videos lmaooooo

24:00 perfect way to wrap this up.

6:51 Finally, the ghost of a car chases Brucie into her room...💀

4:12 tsshhh said the bus

“Come On Nickie let’s get some wheels”- Bruce

I can't breath. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED BRUCIE! YOU BASTARDS!"

0:31_"come on Nikki we need some wheel". Perfect.

5:10 we got a race to sh*t, LOL XDDDD

Set the playback speed to .25 then go to 8:33 for just pure chaos.

"Come on Nicky, we need some wheels." Brucies last word 😅

23:52 😂😂😂

We're upside-down. 🙃🙃

0:30 "Come on Nicky we need some wheels" *Gets run over* Not even 30 seconds in and I laughed so hard

20:36 "Car is Fixed" Ok if you say so, lmao

5:01 - amazing

brucie's last words every time "c'mon nicky we need some wheels"

Everyone: counting how many times Brucie is out of action. No one: counting how many times Car Is Fixed.

i imagine if you try to use a helicopter, cars would find a way to launch up and hit you

14:49 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

0:43 😭😭

Ironically Bruce asked for some wheels and he died for it 😂😂😂😂

I particularly like 8:05 where, after all those times seeing Brucie get splattered by someone else, it was your turn

4:10 "Shit!" "What the fuck!" 😅

Damn this game hates Brucie that bad huh 😂😂😂😂😂

I get so much joy out of watching these videos haha

Oh, yeah, my favorite kind of videos "Episodes About Madness and Crazyness In Liberty City"

"Come on Nicky, we need some wheels" *Wish granted*

This is the video that finally got me to hit that subscribe button

21:18 LOL

Man this was the best one so far loooool

I need Bruce insurance. Been hit by cars then come back out a few seconds later

Finally. The best RU-vid channel 🎉

15:45. I guess that hard helmet didn’t help out as much as that guy wanted it to huh? Btw why does Niko love falling like a starfish? Lol

This video started at the most hilarious part ever.

Brucie: come on, Nicky Flying cars: nope Repeat a lot of time 😂😂😂

23:53 😆😆😆 Niko is like Bye-Bye Brucie!

_BRUCIE IS OUT OF ACTION_

5:19 wish granted

"Come on Ni." BIP BIP

0:00, got hit by a car? no problem, here is an ambulance!

Come on Nicky, we need some wheels.

When i watch these, sometimes i play Dead bodies everywhere by Korn in the background, just seems fitting.

Lol, the game loads and he's dead.

13:45 that car landed right in the perfect place 😂

He sure got his wheels.

"Come on Nikky" *dies* X100

The chances of survival here : a comma number close to zero ! 💀💀💀

17:41 just load in, not a peep, (splat) *retry?* Yooo the car came from IN THE BUILDING AND FREIGHT TRAINED HIM. 😂😂😂

This was so funny and then became torture to watch. Wish you could use the repair cheat in the race.

0:30 ask and you shall receive 😂

Now I've always been a console player. But I would invest in a gaming rig, this game and this mod just for the hilarious chaos that ensues.

When The Fifth Element meets Gta, and Corbin Is Niko.

Sum up the video: "Come on Niky we need some wheels"

Nico, we need some whe..........(crash)

There’s just so much more weight behind the cars in GTA 4, way better than GTA 5’s carmageddon

ProtagSheild Don't leave home without it.

Brucies Famous last words " come on Nick...."

Best youtube video ever

Brucie’s on the roll today😎