Indiana Jones 5 Is Worse Than You Can Imagine (Dial of Destiny Spoiler Review) 

9:15 from what i understand in physics, inertia is what you are referring to but your relative velocity will be that of the train. Like have you ever stood on a train or plane and jumped up you land in the same spot you jumped from, like floor wise to the vehicle.

At least Spielberg and Lucas are happy. Now they can live knowing that they didn’t make the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Indiana jones 5 would have been better if instead of time travel, the introduced a multiverse of 50 indiana jones, each with different states in their name.

Nobody goes into an Indiana Jones movie expecting a story about a broken old man, they go into these movies to watch a brave explorer do the "impossible".

22:59 It's less of a "passing of the torch" and more of a "ripping the torch from Indy's hands and burning down everything he's ever worked for." Or, as Mauler put it, "it's not a passing of the torch, it's a torching of the past."

I love how Helena calls Indie a Grave Digger yet she steals artifacts for money

Indiana Jones fans: How could they do this? Star Wars fans: First time?

As someone who's not an Indiana Jones fan it still annoys me to see studios and companies fuck over their audience and disappoint their fans who are so passionate about their projects

I've seen this idea posted elsewhere and I think it works a lot better for Mutt's death: It would make more sense for Mutt to be hero-worshipping Indy and have him die in an attempt to impress Indy, than to be a 30-year-old who gets mad at his new father and then runs off to join the military to anger him. That's the thought process of a 17-year-old, not a grown adult. A grown adult would just marry an annoying woman to irritate his father, if anything. (Which is incidentally a better origin for Helena, than being a never-before-seen goddaughter.) Personally, I'd have Mutt have become a test pilot for NASA (Mutt's stepfather was a RAF pilot in WWII), specifically a test pilot for the real-life X-15, a space plane that could fly to the edge of space. Several of the pilots were technically considered astronauts because they reached space in the X-15, and flying a superfast hypersonic jet seems in line with Mutt's general thrill-seeking nature from KotCS. And it fits the general NASA/Astronaut elements of this new film, and it means the film can just ignore the Vietnam War entirely, which is probably for the best given its political issues. Then Mutt can die crashing in a failed attempt to break the world speed record (in real-life, the X-15 set the current speed record in 1967), and the crash is blamed on pilot error as Mutt was pushing the craft too hard in his attempt to break the record. Indy blames himself, as he's convinced that Mutt was trying to impress him/live up to him, a similar situation to Indy's own relationship with his own father. The crash leads to the whole X-15 program being cancelled. In real-life the X-15 was retired in late 1968, just months before this film takes place, so it would fit the timing very well. Best of all, you can easily tie the villain into Mutt's death, making it have some actual plot-relevance instead of just using his death as a plot device to force a fake character arc at the last moment. Have Indy defeat Voller at the end of the film, who in his last breath admits that he worked on the X-15 program through his connections with NASA, and that he knew Mutt. He faked the flight records to hide that the plane's rocket motor had malfunctioned, because he feared they'd scuttle the program if they realized there was a design flaw instead of simple pilot error. But they canceled it anyway, because NASA wanted to focus on the moon landing. He tells Indy that Mutt was actually a great pilot, and actually did beat the speed record before the crash. Then Voller dies, having both proven he's not a total dick, and giving Indy some catharsis by revealing that he didn't indirectly cause Mutt's death after all.

Indiana Jones Dial Destinies seems like the type of movie to make me want to time travel back to prehistoric times to get my head eaten by a dinosaur

I’m not even a massive Indiana Jones fan, but I think I speak for us all when I say I am so sick and fucking tired of companies taking beloved movie franchises and completely ruining and taking away what made them so successful and fun to watch.

You aren't alone. I was honestly miserable for the entire thing. The most enjoyable part was the advertisements before the film and when it ended. Edit: The whole theater was full of elderly people and they were all silent from start to finish and I heard one of them mutter, "That sucked." While leaving.

Here's something from MauLer's most recent video that I think is pretty relevant: "Back in the day, movies had what you could call a 'skill floor.' They only got so bad. We're at a point now where the floor has been annihilated, revealing a basement beneath. A basement with a well. A bottomless fucking well of agony. There's really no telling what's on the way at this point." As well as this, from his rage on the 2018 Predator: "Why is it that whenever a fucking classic franchise is added to, it comes across as the people who are writing it fucking hate it?!"

You forgot that whilst Inidana Jones was wanted on suspicion of murder, he went to an airport to board a flight. An airport... When wanted for murder... I'd love to see him hand over his passport.

*“Modern Disney try not to ruin a big legendary legacy IP” challenge:* Literally IMPOSSIBLE

I am not even a Indiana jones fan. And i wanted Indiana Jones franchise to end with a bang not a whimper. Glad that Indiana jones 5 didn't end with the ending the director wanted. Where Indiana jones died in the past and the mary sue takes his place and becomes the new Indiana jones

"Dial of Destiny" is one creative way to call "plot armour" you gotta give them that

Actually, Phoebe Waller-Bridge DID have blame in how Helena Shaw was written. Multiple people have mentioned how much say she had in portraying her. She was the one who approached Mangold and wanted Helena to be such a jerk (though she called it “sassy”) so that Helena could go through “growth”. Although I do agree that attacking her looks is too far.

Honestly I feel bad for GamingMagic since it seems like he was the only person I knew that had hopes for this movie to be good, while I was absolutely sure that he was going to be disappointed! XD

Never let GamingMagic13 near Velma or we will all be doomed

You know what would have made the ending better? If Indy’s (what he thought would be his) dying wish would be asking for the girl Indy to save Mutt. Then when he woke up, the scene with Marion would make more sense. They then show that Mutt was still alive, and he gets his happily ever after Wouldn’t fix the film, but the ending would make more sense

You know it's bad when SpongeBob has more realistic writing than you

Great job! Your videos actually inspired me to write my own essay, “How The Really Loud House Destroyed Everything”. Edit: I’m going to ignore all the shit that surrounds the animated Loud House. There’s this moronic sentiment about how it got worse as the years went on, but I’ve actually enjoyed a few of the more recent episodes. It’s a very hit or miss show, and it sucks that the shit overshadows the gold. The Really Loud House made me appreciate the animated show so much more. The way TRLH just destroyed what TLH stood for Disney remake style is unforgivable and I can’t wait to rip it to shreds. I’m also posting it on Wattpad bc I’m broke.

The metal pole part was the thing that bothered me the most. It’s never addressed or shown how he survived that but we’re supposed to believe he did. There were a thousand ways they could’ve knocked him off the train without killing him, but instead they had to opt for something that was arguably more lethal than his actual death. Say it with me now. WHO WROTE THIS?? Granted I still did enjoy most of the opening more than other parts of the movie.

I feel like I owe Kingdom of the Crystal Skull an apology after seeing Dial of Diarrhea

Since Ke Huy Quan got back in the spotlight recently, I think having an adult Short Round be the next Indiana Jones would’ve been better.

It's disturbing how many people seem to think harsh criticism doesn't come from a place of love. I'd love to see your expanded thoughts on this film like you did on Toy Story 4, frankly not enough people are willing to break down every small piece of a movie and show how it disturbs the greater whole.

I find it really amusing how Indiana Jones 5 managed to both shit on Crystal Skull by scrapping the passing of the torch entirely and undoing his marriage, and be even worse than Crystal Skull... For much of the same reasons the Star Wars sequel trilogy ended up being terrible. No wonder when you know Kathleen Kenedy was part of the producers.

Welcome to how us Star Wars fans felt with the Disney Trilogy. We've saved you a seat. We had to go through the same thing not once, not twice, but THREE times in regards to Han, Luke, and Leia. (Four if you count the Leia Poppins scene) Lucasfilm's MO seems to be: 1. Bring back hero as a broken, sad old man 2. Pair up with an English brunette (totally not a KK insert) 3. Have said companion be better than the main character and both belittle and humiliate them 4. Replace them WITH said character regardless if they've earned it or not 5. ??? 6. Profit? Seriously, this movie is bad but it could've been SOOO much worse if they had kept the original ending where Old Indy meets his younger self and later is shot by Voler and dies causing Old Indy to be erased from history and after the bad guys are defeated in order to "preserve the timeline" Helena Shaw would stay in the past and retroactively become Indiana Jones leading into her own Disney+ series. But this proves KK without Steven and George can't make a good movie to save her life and said directors can sigh in relief that someone managed to make an even worse Indy film. At least Crystal Skull gave him a happy ending.

With the “I don’t believe in magic” line, did they briefly get him confused with Han Solo or something?

We can only hope Toy Story 5 does NOT fall into the same trap as this movie did.

If I had a nickel every time a classic character played by Harrison Ford was hilariously bastardized in a continuation of a previously established franchise, I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Fun fact: the scene at 45:32 was originally going to be a sword fight scene, but because the actor of Indiana jones (Harrison ford) was not feeling well that day, he just decided to shot the guy. They kept that in the final version we all know to this day

The theory is that the rotten tomatoes viewer ratings are obviously being artificially buffed by fake reviews not surprising after all the controversy involving rotten tomatoes scores

My favorite part is when we see Indy buying supplies to use, and then the lead female role mentions how much money he has spent on the supplies they will surely use, then throughout the film we see him struggling to haul the supplies he had bought, and then in the scene after that he never used any of the stuff he had bought, not a single one.

Me: At least this isn’t as bad as Gaming Magic 13’s biggest rival and opponent, Toy Story 4- Trevor: if I had to pick between this and Toy Story Four, I would honestly pick the latter. Me: WHAT-

WOOHOO! LONG RANT! Don't care about Indiana Jones, but huzzah! I love it when you rant like this, and detailed rant, not just yelling and such.

The only reason I look forward to movies like Indiana Jones and the Dial-up of Density nowadays is bc I enjoy seeing the reviewers rip it to absolute shreds

Frickin' called it. Call me a cynical old bat, but Disney has pretty much destroyed any faith I had that any of their current or future projects will be any good. They ruined the Incredibles. They ruined Aladdin. They ruined Beauty and the Beast. They ruined Toy Story. Now I get more enjoyment out of watching the company fail than actually watching their movies.

While I can’t say that I care much for Indiana Jones as a franchise, I CAN say that I would LOVE to hear you tear apart this movie in excruciating detail for hours on end like you did with Toy Story 4. I never get tired of the raw vocal passion you put into these analyses.

fuck yeah! I love these aggressive vitriolic reviews, not enough people have the balls to vent their hatred towards a film while maintaining a critical mindset

I remember in early-mid July, one of my college friends was pissed about the new Indiana Jones, saying it rotted her brain and made her feel “unclean”. I bought her tickets to see Elemental, and she said she refused to look away from the screen, she was so invested. She was so grateful that she gave me Insomnia Cookie. A small act of kindness goes a long way.

If they didn’t send Star Wars out on a high note with the sequel trilogy, what made you think that Indiana Jones would be any different?

I would love to see a 20 hour breakdown of the movie. It's always nice to just hear someone critically dunk on a movie, and helps at avoiding stupid mistakes when one starts write themselfs

Have you considered joining Mauler and the others on Every Frame A Pause? I feel like you'd fit right in.

I love that these videos are basically GamingMagic13 telling the directors “Sorry to burst your bubble dream boy” (Shark Boy and Lava Girl reference)

Here's another way they could've handled Mutt better. Have him be a famous archaeologist like his father. Then have Helena try and contact him for help with an urgent matter, only for Indie to inform her that Mutt is away on an expedition and can't be contacted. Then she convinces Indie it's world threatening and he goes with her on his last adventure.

35:13-35:57 As someone who did rewatch Temple of Doom recently, I absolutely agree with all the points made about Short Round as a character. From his introduction with driving a car to helping Indiana save the day, he is a well rounded companion to Indiana Jones in what is technically his first big adventure on the big screen (because prequel) and Ke Huy Quan provides a sense of wonder and excitement in a movie that wasn’t afraid to go to some really dark places Temple of Doom might not be everyone’s favourite movie in this series but I feel fans overtime will be talking about it whilst the same cannot be said for Dial of Destiny

Yesterday i saw dial of destiny with my dad ( big indiana jones fan) and we come out totally speech less, we were so dissapointed that the drive back home was just silence and the last time we where in the cinema was when we saw spiderman across the spiderverse and we both came out so happy and even if my dad didn't understand half of what was happening because he didn't saw the first movie, he still was fascinated with what he saw and he also decided to watch the first movie because he like it that much and wanted to be prepared for when the second part comes out, so sad that he had to see one of his favorite charachters in cinema assasinated right before his eyes and i will never forgive disney for this.

My family watched the older Indiana Jones last week, we haven't seen the new one. But when we finished crystal skull I Sarcasticly said "I hope they don't have relationship problems in the new movie" yeah and I guess we saw how that turned out. I don't understand why movies that end with happy relationships, always end up having those relationships broken up in the sequel. It's like Hollywood doesn't know how to depict a happy family.

Your talk about Helena with Indy being treated as less of an importance reminds me of Timmy and Chloe from FairlyOddParents, where Chloe is written entirely as a brand new perfect character who can do no wrong, and Timmy being written as a selfish annoying brat that was never his character.

as a woman, I'm so fucking tired of studios shitting on legacy characters as a way to be like 'look how STRONG this woman is! Isn't she GREAT?' Like please I'm begging these studios to just....write a good fucking character? We like Ellen Ripley, Leia, Ahsoka, Ghost-Spider, Hornet.....we don't need this kind of 'lol look how AWESOME I am compared to this washed up male oldie!' character....

The things I love about the first 3 Indiana Jones movies which made me a fan is that the artifacts Indie was searching for and finding where actually legends in cultures. The Arc of the Convenient, the Stones of Sankara are from Hindu culture, and the Holy Grail one of the biggest legends in European and biblical culture. These are legendary artifacts in our world that can or cannot be real that Indie went out and found. I would have much more appreciated if Indie went in search of The Golem from Jewish Culture or Noah’s Arc or the burial Shroud of Jesus. But no they had him go on a west for a Time Machine that was actually found in our real world and guess what it’s not a Time Machine in our world.

Ive never seen any of the Indiana jones movies, but the passion and detail put into this video helped a lot in putting context into how important indie was to ya, and how atrocious dial of destiny really was. great video

3:54 As someone who was exceedingly passionate about railways as a kid, it really bothers me seeing a very British 9F steam locomotive in 1940’s Germany when the 9Fs didn’t even exist until the mid-50s. Clearly they didn’t care enough to research even the smaller details.

What's weird to me is that this film had four writers, and yet large parts of the film are lifted from Frank Darabont's original script for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull from twenty years ago. A female side-character (albeit a teenage daughter for Indy, in place of Mutt), Indy is framed for the murder of an FBI agent, a former Nazi character who wants to resurrect the Third Reich; even the name comes from there, as the original name of the skull was the "Crystal Skull of Destiny".

26:37 Gaming magic praising Toy Story 4 is proof all hope is lost for humanity

Im Not an Indi Fan But i Feel your pan This is the pain The star wars community feels every year

Wow great review and respect the time and effort put into it ....bravo

Absolutely fantastic work as usual, GM13!

This series should have been a trilogy, but those executives wanted more than that.

One of the reasons I loved Ghostbusters: Afterlife is because they treat characters old and new with respect. Egon went to an abandoned farm to build a giant ghost trap to protect his family. Is Afterlife perfect no but I like it better than the reboot from seven years ago. And I can't wait for Firehouse to come out on December 20th.

i fully get this rage cause im similar to you but with star wars instead and god i can feel the exact anger as i felt back when the star wars sequals came out. Seeing your heroes getting destroyed like this is just pure fucking pain. Idk what the people do over there in lucas films but god do they need to get there shit together

I’d genuinely want to see the extended version of this later. I love your reviews.

The retcon of "Indy and Mary are no longer together!" and the general disregarding of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull feels very reminiscent of the way the star wars Ep 7-9 (Especially TFA movies treated the prequels). Like sure, the previous film released had it's problems, but trying to retcon and erase history will just make things worse. It would be better to celebrate the previous films instead of trying to "fix them" or "atone for them".

WAIT A SEC!! I literally fell asleep to your ts4 video and it was epic - like I was blown away by how bad the movie was, and then I wake up and you uploaded a brand new banger of a video!? Subscribed!

GamingMagic. Your rants are both funny and informative of how the movie is bad. Keep doing it!

I’m so glad to hear I’m not the only fan of Short Round! Quan killed it in that role as a great kid sidekick to the point that I personally actually like his dynamic with Indy & his character more than Marion & Jones Sr. even though I like their films in the original trilogy more.

So much important story happening off-camera is the biggest problem with Lucasfilm these days. You can’t make Indy into a sad, old broken man out of nowhere when the last time we saw him on screen he was just fine. If you’re gonna deconstruct a character, there needs to be a good reason why they ended up the way they are, and you need to show us how it unfolded *on screen* not tell us later!

Its sad how this is some of the most anger I've seen Trevor have, yet its all warranted

Gonna be honest, I think your one of the best long form critiquers. (No idea if that the title of content like this.) And it's nice having someone who talks about movies that don't work WITHOUT saying "it's woke that's why it's bad" When these films are bad for other reason, not because it has a gay kiss or a female character.

One of the theories I've heard for why Indy's son was killed off screen was because the heads of Lucasfilm wanted to close the door on any chance of him returning to the franchise as a protagonist. Like they wanted to go all in on this Helena character being the protagonist of the franchise, so they needed to ensure there was no other character that fans can complain about not becoming the main character. Basically, they wanted to eliminate all other possible options in order to make sure no one can complain. And considering the way they wrote Helena, I believe it.

31:53 - 31:55 "Shut the fuck up you actual burnt French fry!" Lmfao I love that.

Hey Trevor, just wanted to let you know what pretty much a lot of people have already said, your film reviews are great! I think your Toy Story 4 video is your magnum opus, a type of analysis video that goes beyond simply looking at a movie from a superficial perspective and fully deconstructs it scene by scene only to prove one point: very little, you may even go as far as to say nothing, works. The Incredibles 2 review is also great, and a clear step-up considering how angry you originally sounded (which personally I didn't mind). You Cars on the Road review is so funny, but also has well put together as any other video. And despite being old, your Danganronpa 3 review series is also good. I'm so excited to see your Lightyear, Ralph Breaks the Internet and Toy Story 3 reviews! Your Elemental review showed me that positive reviews is something that I need in my life even more so than negative ones. Negative reviews if done right can teach us lessons and be genuinely funny, but positive reviews makes us step back and praise what was done right and have a moment of peace from all the garbage that is produced nowadays. Essentially, your film reviews are great! Even if I don't agree with some points or arguments, most of the time you make really good points, so props to you for that. Have a good day.

I was really hyped for your next review and I can certainly say you do not disappoint

As someone who grew up with these movies as a kid (and Lego Indy 2, great game, awesome mention) it was euphoric to see you tear this film to shreds as it deserves. I'd love to see you come back to it eventually once it releases digitally to give it some round two lashings.

I think the You tube edit of Indiana Jones teaming up with the Avengers, Mr. Incredible, Frozone, Yoda, Shrek, Po, and Gru to defeat El macho was more loyal to Indy and made more sense

this movie made me realize Crystal Skull was a lot better than I thought.

I love the way you spin insults- definitely putting some of these into my own vocab

I know that not everyone views Raiders from this perspective, but I like the ending of the movie and I think it's the best part; given Spielberg's career, that movie is in large part a revenge film against the Nazis and there was no better way to end it than to have them face the wrath of God Himself. That's a much stronger condemnation of everything they were than to just have Indy bring them down. I get why some people wouldn't like that the conflict of the movie is basically resolved by an act of God (one might say a deus ex machina) but I think that the gruesome death scenes the villains receive perfectly matches the movie's pulpy nature and rewards Indy for having reverence for the Ark and its significance, as opposed to the Nazis who just see it as a vehicle for wealth and national glory. The Last Crusade did well to have this both ways as Donovan gets his comeuppance for his ignorance towards the Holy Grail but Indy gets to do more with the knowledge he has besides close his eyes, but I love the ending of Raiders for how viscerally and unequivocally it destroys evil.

The fact that Archimedes was galaxy brained enough to create a device that can enable time travel is an incredible feat in itself. It's something that would have several implications that the movie doesn't acknowledge. Also, he is intelligent enough to create a time traveling device but isn't smart enough to win a war. Also, also, why didn't Archimedes use the dial himself to travel back a few days or months to change earlier events in his favor. Also, also, also, how did he even know how time travel works if he hasn't attempted it before? If he did attempt it, where did he go and what did he do?

😊 another fantastic video man keep up with the fantastic video

Personally and feel free to disagree, There were many aspects of kingdom of the crystal skull that I always really liked and I would have loved to see a continuation of the story. Mutt could have developed into a much better version of himself, still sporting an even cooler leather jacket, and maybe his own style of adventure hat similar to his fathers. Honestly, everything about dial of destiny makes kingdom of the crystal skull seem about a thousand times more palatable. Like yeah, there's a bunch of incoherent nonsense but at least some of that could have been fixed by this movie if it just picked up where the last ones story left off and there's still some pretty good action scenes, neat evil Russians, and Indy is definitely still Indy just old Indy unlike this movie, which seemed to turn him into a viciously incompetent sock puppet somewhat resembling his former self by making his decisions things that he would never do or think given his prior actions and go completely against his established character.

Helena and Indy should've had a similar dynamic to Nate and Sully from Uncharted, in those games. What we got with them instead was more like the 'Nate' and 'Sully' from the movie-that-must-not-be-named.

I totally agree. Honestly, I never understood why Hollywood can't understand when it's time to pass the torch. The first 3 movies of Indiana Jones were great. With "The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull", they should have realized that the success was fading, so why not let Indy live his old life with wife and son and either go back in past, showing the adventures of the younger Indiana Jones (with another actor) before "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" or in present with a new character, e. g. "Indiana Jack" (also a new actor) having his own adventures and Indiana Jones giving good him advices when he meets him accidentally or calls him by phone. But no, they really think everybody wants to see an old frustrated grumpy man with a Mary Sue beside him insulting him constantly. By the way, watching the game in the background is truly much more entertaining than everything they have shown in the latest movie.

I'm a bit late to this, but let me tell you, love your work man, you got the words right out of my mouth to how I felt about this movie, Indy didn't feel like Indy and I hated Helena as a character, my theater was empty because I watched that movie with my family weeks after the premier, and I couldn't be less disappointed of how this movie turned out, keep in mind, Indiana Jones was my dad's childhood hero, and while he did say he enjoyed it, it's still makes my blood boil as to how attrocious this movie felt, coming from me, who isn't really an Indiana Jones fan, it was just a bad movie overall

"The Star Wars prequels are garbage" >the sequels release "uh...maybe we treated the prequels too harshly* "Willow is fine, but it's no Lord of the Rings" >Willow show releases "ok, maybe Willow is pretty good and enjoyable as it is, no need to compare". "Crystal Skull is garbage and the worst Indiana Jones film" >Dial of Destiny releases "...fuck"

Also they could have easily had Indiana Jones teach her as a new apprentice throughout the film while still keeping his character intact. These writers...

Well, I came to the theater knowing that Indy would be portrayed as a sad, broken man, and yeah I was ready to embrace that, but I couldn't for the simple fact that there was none of his passion for adventure, no matter how low he would be at life, Indy would kept at least inklings of that passion. Bur no, he was just a passenger on his own movie, and that wouldn't be so bad if he had a few moments to shine, but KK made sure there was none.

Creating a grandfather paradox wouldn't necessarily destroy the universe, it depends on the time travel rules. Some stories give exceptions to the time traveller so that they're immune from history changes. They could also resolve it by telling their younger selves they need to time travel, creating a closed loop.

This was predictable the moment they hired Mangold. Same when they hired JJ Abrams. Abrams Trekked Wars and Mangold Loganed Indy. That's what they were hired to do. Studios hire people to do what they did before.

So weird question but if you had to rewrite the surving cast of Danganronpa 1, 2, and V3 how would you do IYO?

Ok I am not done with this yet but I need to comment on 12:00. WHAT THE HELL IS WITH DISNEY AND GIVING CLASSIC BELOVED CHARACTERS DIVORCES!? Did ANYONE at home say "Damn, the relationship between Leia and Han Solo is so happy and fun! I sure hope they GET A DIVORCE IN THE SEQUEL". NO. NOBODY WANTED THAT. I know it's not always "realistic", because yeah, sometimes happy couples break apart, but this is a FANTASY movie where Indiana Jones found THE HOLY GRAIL. Like shit man, just let the man be happy. I know in like the last 2-3 films he's had some circulating love interests but he got MARRIED. LET HIM BE MARRIED. We DON'T need him to have ANOTHER love interest or any of that. Just let him be happy, let him have his wife, let him have his son, and if the torch needs to be passed JUST PASS IT. One more adventure, one more to open the door for a new Indie, and just LET. INDIANA. BE. HAPPY. Oh dear god I am just at minute 12 of this video, where the hell else is this going to go, holy shit. edit: 21:00 he gets it. He understands.

Quick question: Do you plan on doing a much more in depth breakdown of this movie when it comes to streaming or dvd? Or are you just planning on keeping it like this? Also, side note, Indiana Johnes and the Staff of Kings apparently has a better version on the PSP, so if you wanna check it out, then there ya go.

How Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny destroyed everything.

If you though this was insane, Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine is probably worse with how bullshit the situations are in the final act.

I remember saying that I had faith in the director of this movie James Mangold I think because he directed Logan one of my favorite movies ever. Well that aged like milk fast, very disgusting and sour milk

idk why but you're probably the only person who's hour long critiques keep me invested all the way through. i'm actually disappointed if you don't eviscerate bad movies in 1h+. that toy story 4 review was the best thing to listen to and watch in the field of internet critique.

@GamingMagic13 man I know I talking about another video of yours but thank you, for making the Lego star wars the complete saga series. it was really helpful.

Great, now you got me thinking of Piss in Boots facing up against Big Jack Horny. Still a better spinoff than the Dial of Destiny XD