The Dial of Destiny: The Anti-Indiana Jones 

sure thing, buddy!

If it makes you feel better, Indiana Jones 5 has been demonetized by the public.

@@AlcoholicBoredom best comment so far

You're a champion, DoA! Thank you.

You should pin your comment. No one can see it. It’s way down there on our screens.

South Park might have to change/update their Spielberg and Lucas "Raping" Indiana Jones gag

Have you actually seen the film?

@@alexpang5054 Unfortunately yes. I am pleased to say, however, that I didn't pay money to see it.

@@malickfan7461 Got it- no brain needed...

They sold him to Disney and women raped him to death with strap ons.

I suspect KK had some serious man issues in the past. Now she seems to hate all men.

Transformers 5 killed Sam Witwickey. I think this is more spite to Shia LeBouff than anything

Lonovavir killed his girlfriend’s cat.

KK's face looks like she opened the lid of the ark, managed to close it before full melt . The diversity boss has lost them billions with zero reprisal or acceptance of blame .

@@milomacdonald4980 Have a beer, you need one right now.

His fight choreography in Everything Everywhere was great.

You can blame the Director for that. When asked why Short Round wasn’t appearing in the film, “it never occurred to me.”

Not to mention that he's a total fucking chad.

@@VenusHeadTrap2 ....really, he saiid that.

Can you imagine Short Round begging Indy return to the present in Archimedes scene? I would have wept like a biatch.

Thank you.

But Indy says just that on the boat: wishing to travel back in time to save his son.

@@joachimvandenheuvel507 but why doesn't he?

​@@TreblaineAs far as I understood the dial always brings you to the battle of syracuse because they were in a timeloop. Archimedes wears Volkerts watch in his tomb (which he took of his body after the crash). So events were always going to take place the way they did (it happened before at least once for the watch to be there). And it's not a "classic" timemachine but just used to predict natural ruptures in time that bring you to time x. Control is limited or non existent.

@@joachimvandenheuvel507it still means indie would be able to leave a coded message that he can decipher so he could save his son and preserve the timeline

They know it. But Disney can't help themselves when they see an opportunity of ruin someone's joy. Apparently were some scenes from old movies, since the initial scene was cut out. As if it would do any damage at all.

Seriously? Removing anyone who points out/to anything bad/negative about them? So they're now officially Discount STASI ? Jeez, actual time travel - who'd have thought? Welcome to EAST GERMANY 1950-1990, folks.

Disney can do only one thing right--copyright claims. What a pity that most of their IPs will be worthless anyway by the time they're done ruining everything.

Ah, I was confused since I was sure I saw this one yesterday!

They got jealous. More people are watching this instead of the real movie

I’m sure that the coffee was bloody awful. I use “bloody” because despite being an American with an Irish surname, she seems to want to be English.

@@markiangooley Knowing her and of her how I do now I wouldn't be surprised if she was spitting in that coffee.

@@simonl1135 yeah, just like she spit on the franchise

Do I sense some recentment towards Kathleen Kennedy? 🤣😂

I quite like that, Short Round could act as an interpreter and do great martial arts fights. What could have been...

@@DespotofAntrim Oh well... makes good head canon at least.

I once got in trouble for the boobytap

@@DespotofAntrim Fan fiction must be written of this, now.

This would’ve worked without KK calling the character assassinations.

Agree entirely

I bet she secretly donated to very weird child base drag shows

This! Let’s see that video!

That's Spielberg for you. This new stuff looks fuzzy and bland somehow.

I love classic movies that look like they were shot yesterday, they still feel like modern films, many of the VFX aged so well, even as a 10 year old kid I wouldn't guess when they were filmed, now that is timeless.

Thing about older movies is they could hold on a scene because that was the limitation of the time. Now that there are no limitations nothing is allowed to feel grounded anymore.

Especially the stunts and action, Raiders is far better. Dial of Destiny is full of crap CGI, frantic editing and garbage choreography.

"It's like we're going backwards...." Kind of like comparing the recent Gotham Knights video-game to Arkham Knight which was released seven years earlier.

And he's her god father

Yes, but it closes the circle to the scene at the end when she refuses to let him die because in the meantime she has grown attached to him. It's called character development. Marion, Willie and Elsa had no development at all.

@@Pomoscorzo except nobody changed she didn't learn to be a better person and Indy is back to where he started.. horrible movie

@@avalond1193 If you think so. I'm sorry you couldn't enjoy the movie.

@@Pomoscorzo it's a fact there was no character growth and it was a trash movie and the fact that it failed at the box office is proof enough. But hey I'm glad you can shut your brain off and enjoy trash movies. There's nothing wrong with that I like a few stupid movies too I enjoyed 1997 Batman and Robin and I even enjoyed killer clowns from outer space. You do you.

The real shame is that he genuinely doesn't care. It was already clear that he didn't think much of Star Wars and Han Solo, but he definitely doesn't care about Indy except as a means to a paycheck

i believe KK was mad that Harrison didn't find her attractive or he told her to shut up and get him coffee once. And she has, like a woman, held her bitterness all these years to get back at him and us. The levels of evil from this woman with a Jezebel spirit. If they had to do a movie about the garden of eden. She would play Eve

I don’t think he cares. He just likes the money. Don’t blame him…

@@dontgiveinfoDoubt it. Her beef is with Spielberg and Lucas…

She'd actually fit the snake role better.

I also didn't mind the concept of 'Aliens' PER SE, as the film was set in the 1950's. The UFO scare was HUGE at the time, as both Spielberg and Lucas likely experienced. It was just poorly misused.

Elsa is more redeemable

a way less charming nor attractive version of Elsa.

Elsa was really hot though. The actress is still a bombshell all these years later. Phoebe Waller Bridge… makes me question why they didn’t hire someone at least as cute as Marian, Elsa, or Willie (even as annoying as she was she looked cute)

Disney has a pattern of trying to make the obvious villain the hero, not by showing them do good things, but by other characters telling us they are good or by using music. Reva is an evil, child-killer allying herself with evil for personal revenge. Yet we are supposed to sympathize with her. Scarlett Witch tortured a town, including children, but we are told that no one will know what she sacrificed. Being a woman in a Disney movie means never having to suffer the consequences of your own evil actions.

@@choreomaniac To be fair, in WandaVision Wanda deluded herself into buying the fantasy. She felt guilt and horror at the revelation that the people were anguished and suffering. The "they'll never know..." line was said by someone who was sympathetic to Wanda, but Wanda herself seemed to realize that she deserved the judgment of the people she hurt even if she made a sacrifice. (The Doctor Strange movie f---ked up the potential that WV set up though)

Isn’t it. It’s not just an infantilization of storytelling, characters, but also of a people. They’re actively diluting the stories we tell each other, to try to distort and stunt the development of the people being told them. A people are only as good as the stories, morals, values, scruples, norms and beliefs that they can convey and pass to future generations. We aren’t allowed to tell tales of compelling characters in complex new epics or stories, because it would make our minds more versatile and challenge our world as well as ourselves to dare strive for more and do better.

You know. I don't share the negative view on that scene. As bad as the show was, I think that particular scene was actually kinda cool as it simbolizes how the character was accepted into a very recluse warrior society that survives in one of the harhsest environments in the SW universe. And dance has always been an aspect of more tribal societies. It is likely a reference to a Maori haka, or some native amazonian dance. Maybe it seems silly, but then again, most foreign and strange customs do, so I don't think the jank completely ruins it. Anyway... The show was bad, but I don't think that scene was one the bad moments of it.

And we're supposed to like Helena after she commits an act of elder abuse on Indy? What is Disney condoning here?

I mean, he’s the new Red Hulk… Not that these movies crossover I’m just saying Harrison Ford has been an action star for decades…

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@@TheSmilingAmerican I miss when female characters where intelligently written instead of being made into narcissistic insufferable bitches, we need more Ellen Ripleys

it's their message to all woman : can only compare with men when they have super power and men are handicap

@christa_bell These writers don't know how to write women any other way. And I think that's being allowed on purpose.

Seriously starting to get the Joan of Arc gag from Family Guy - Joan: HEY GUYS! I'm not like other GURLS! I kill people, and burp, and watch so much p*rn! Isn't that cool?! 1st knight: No... Joan: I like a lotta goofball comedies that other chicks don't like! My favorite thing to play is Call of Duty! Look me up, I'm GuitarGURL76! 2nd knight: Let's burn this chick at the steak.

Because their agenda wasn't to replace Indy with another man. Feminist sexism at its finest.

You KNOW we would have all been onboard for that! It would have been such a sweet legacy moment. Especially considering how people feel about Ke Huy Quan!

Cause he's old as shit now too

Compare the scene in *Temple of Doom* where Shorty is wearing Indy's hat to the scene in *Last Crusade* where Indy first receives it. "You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean that you must like it." Seriously, Shorty would have made a much better successor than either Mutt or Helena.

@@grantorino2325 I actually liked Mutt but Shorty would have been a great runner up for Indy. Think back in Temple of Doom, Shorty was able to take punishment, is a relentless fighter, is resourceful albeit clumsy but resorceful, and was given the hat by Indy.

Great summation of Helena.

Fleabag is honestly a more hateable character as at least Crusade had the guts to admit Elsa's association with evil, but have Elsa's characterisation match her plot role. Helena is written and presented as a villain but for some reason won't directly sell to the nazis, then Indy seems guilted into siding with her as his goddaughter despite her being an adult.

This guy clearly has issues: 1) The Sankara Stone are evil. 2) Muslim shorty is a little $*** He can't separate his objective artistic criticisms from his own personal prejudices.

@@JonStark-kf8tb 1. Makes mistake on artifact of a movie 2. Dislikes a character regardless of his race but because he’s a shit character Your fucking stupid brain: “Racism”

Yes, and if only movies had a moral center or framework, even if it didn't abide by it. I don't think that you can tell a story to a general audience without everyone understanding "the rules," -- cuz nothing would make sense otherwise.

To answer you, I'd say closing one's eyes to not look inside the Ark of the Covenant because you would die is something any Christian or Jew would work immediately know. Probably you make note of it in a big way because you aren't a Christian or Jew.

Thank you for pointing it out. In the Bible there's several cases of people burned alive for daring to gaze at the contents of the Ark. The only one allowed to do so being Moses. It's so subtle and clever that it goes over most people's heads.

@@KoopaMedia64 No, many Christians wouldn't know that. The details of the old testament isn't focused on much by most churches, outside of a handful of basic stories (The Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, Jonah, Samson and Delilah, David and Goliath, Moses freeing his people from Egypt). Jews, though, yeah; if you've read your Torah, you know the price for arrogance and disrespect of God.

I didn't maybe me and my friends were weird but we would sit there and talk about movies when we weren't watching them. We probably talked about that scene for at least 20 minutes which is a long time for teenagers. Were they ghosts were they angels? Could the Germans have weaponized it somehow? Maybe carry it under a plane hoping people would look at it?

I can’t believe they thought that would be a good ending. That would be a complete mess and the movie would be even more hated!

It is KK and Iger who are doing this. Most people will say YES to anything to keep their jobs. I see it everyday. The higher the position the more spineless and degenerate they get. The deputy bosses will sell their parents and children and lie through their teeth for a 20% bump in wages.

We have a female Indy. Lara Croft.

Thanks. The Franco Prussian War is very underrated.

@@DespotofAntrim especially with Alsace Lorraine and the future problems that caused lol. Seriously though, all your content is top notch and your arguments are spot on. Man I miss 80s and 90s movies

I feel bad for kids today, no good new music of their own, very few good movies. At least they have TikTok.

@@DespotofAntrim Indeed!

Nothing much can influence them into making good music and movie.There will be less in future.

You Boomers and Gen X assholes are responsible for making heroes neutered today! Thanks for not giving us what you had 😒

We grew up in the best possible time of cinema. The greatest movies ever made were created at the perfect time of our growing up. I saw every Star Wars movie in the Theater. Also, Bladerunner, Indiana Jones (all 3), all the Ghostbusters, Conan, Star Trek TMP and WOK, Back to the Future, Aliens (I was too young for Alien). Then there was the discovery years of VHS rentals -- that was a fun adventure... going to non-chain local video stores and finding all the things I missed -- like The Thing, Alien, and many others. The 90s had some kick ass movies as well. Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, and many others. The entire last decade has been a grey blur of sludge pumped out of an industrial strength sewer designed to convert art to sh*t and spray it all over the culture to lower the standards of mankind and dull the already sterile minds which the school system have purged of virtue. I fear that our society is going to get a lot worse before it gets better. A collapse would be preferable to what they've got planned for us in coming years. The kylling fields are already being planned in the West. Our leaders and their useful idiots are performing the paint-by-numbers Maoist cultural revolution -- their endgame means to riddle the countryside with deep pits filled to bursting with dissidents and many other innocents. You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs... though these vile parasites have yet to show us this omelet they've always bragged about.

Austin Powers did that (but with a female spy working with 'bond'), I liked them when I was a kid but have a feeling that they've aged badly.

​@@DespotofAntrim Austin Powers is a straight up comedy, though. I was thinking it could be played more like a straight spy movie going off the rails. As the audience, we get to see them set up their brilliant heists and then watch their reactions as the best laid plans go haywire when they clip and crash into each other. Kind of like Rush Hour, only the buddy cops aren't even aware of each other until the end of the second act.

So... 3 Stooges meets Get Smart?

Hobbs VS Shaw is pretty close to that, except they work together

More or less The Man from UNCLE with Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer

I'm really waiting for it, it will be an eyewash after seeing Indy 5. Don't forget about Barbie, althougt I don't care very much about that one, I'd rather go watch Mission Impossible.

Having seen Oppenhimer, I can fully agree!

Best Review I've Seen Of This Movie So Far.

@@richardtracy8242 It is brutally accurate. It's a shame that the Red Letter Media guys, who once gave a legendary breakdown of the imbecility that was 'The Phantom Menace', now just think 'Dial' is stupid and mostly boring, but are completely oblivious to the Cultural Marxist agenda at play.

Thanks man.

The idea of old Indy going on an adventure as the mentor to his two sons sounds like a great premise. Very Batman Beyond esque.

Welcome!

The Skrall were an allegory for affirmative action all along!! /x-files theme 🤯👽👀

Apparently Samuel Motherfucking Jackson doesn't want to be the badass anymore.

Mr. Holmes was great. I watched it, then showed it to my mom and she loved it. I think it's underrated.

*dementia?

2015 was the very early years of this woke crap. 2019 is when it really intensified. Lately Ive been watching a lot of movies with my girl and I know if its made before 2015 its gonna be a mostly non-annoying movie.

You're welcome.

I quite liked Mutt and Shia Le Boeuf was good, but there's no way Disney was ever letting two white men front one of their movies.

I call it the Diaper of Dysentery

The Denial of Disney

Diarrhea of Dysentery.

Diatribe of Depravity

With Crystal Skull nobody could call it bad already 😂 but yeah, Temple of Doom is unfairly maligned, prolly because the baddies are a "minority" (of about a billion) and not muh nazies...

@@marbellaotaiza801 Which is extra ironic since the movie starts showing us Indians who are more or less kind and compassionate people, and it's only the Cult aka a small number of them, that are shown as the bad guys,

It’s not the worst, not after Crystal Skull. My main problem with Temple Of Doom was the girl. She screamed too much, it was overwhelming. Shorty could be a bit annoying, but he was also fun and endearing. I just couldn’t stand her.

@@sydneyslaughter7163 I never had a problem with Willie screaming since she's not some experienced adventurer like Marion or Elsa, she's a singer dragged into an adventure and having to deal with a lot of stuff most people in her position would react similarly to.

I didn't know some people didn't like Indy 2 until I came into the internet (same thing happened to me with the Star Wars prequels and other movies I loved) I always thought it was a very good movie, just as good as the other two, a good adittion into the franchise.

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.

The best alternative I've heard suggested is have him as an old mam who still has something to give to the world, not a dour old wreck.

80-year-old men can still be action heroes-if they rely on *experience* and *wisdom* instead of strength or speed to defeat their enemies. In the 1980s, one of the biggest TV action stars was Edward Woodward as *the Equalizer* . Mind you, that was also back when Hollywood didn't hate men (of all ages) as much as they do now. By the way, what was the title of that movie in 48:45 where the protagonist admits to having achieved nothing?

We all age but it’s not all decline. We can grow in knowledge, wisdom and magnificence. 80 year old Indy can be consulting, training others, acquiring new hobbies/skills- showing the unending curiosity that is the adventurer’s spirit.

Dude Lara Croft is suppose to be attractive. What happened to Alicia Vikander?

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@@mclovinfuddpucker are... are you hitting on me?

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British propaganda

@@JaMeshuggah found the Frenchman

@@Eggs-Benedict-Cucumber-Patch 1. Napoleon was not French. 2. Part and Parcel.

Idk man when I think boba Fett I think of a stumbling middle aged out of shape man getting his ass kicked by everyone and losing every fight he's in.....wait no I don't, this is some bullshit.

Because it's Lupin the &^%$!@* Third, he doesn't get touched by KK, he gets _Hayao Miyazaki_ as a guest director.

Hopefully Peter Jackson get buisy making the second 3D animted Tintin movie soon :)

Lupin the Third would make a fool out of these hacks if he was real.

You have no idea how true that is.

I get the Maltese Falcon refernece, like Doc Hudson (Paul Newman R. I. P) would say: it's only an empty cup. The suitcase of Pulp Fiction might be another example, as Tarantino said, it contains "whatever you want".

@@jesustovar2549 Like you say, it doesn’t matter what’s inside the suitcase beyond the fact that people want it.

Should have cast her as a 300 year old corpse.

And even as a table, she'll need the support of Conker to carry her.

Horsey

Feel bad for them and their date

Bullet dodged, money well spent. 💸

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lol .. in a straight way :) not a Spartan one eh? hey is this a reupload? im sure i already watched this ..

@@markhill3858 don't buy much on the "Greek lgbhdtv" thing, brother. Hard to explain here, but is not what they tell. And yes. He got a copyright strike because a joke from the beginning of the video featuring a scene from Temple of Doom with Kathleen Kennedy face.

@@Eduardo_Ventura :) well greek sources of the time tell it well enough :) spartan infantry had to be gay by the Laws of Lykurgis. Same with the sacred Band of Thebes .. its compulsory to be in the military unit. You literally were not allowed to be straight or you got exile. No doubt many just put up with it against their will. Read your xenophon, plato, and diodorus siculus, see for yourself. Some of the old authors are critical of it .. they dont all approve .. but it was undeniably going on.

Thanks, I appreciate the support!

Thanks, the Dial was a crap idea.

'new, assembly line shite', I like that. The AI song in this is a the result of a 'write a Beatles song' prompt, I just found it on RU-vid.

It was age limited and demonetized, but no strike.

@@DespotofAntrimge limited? Sheesh I didn’t see anything warranting that the first time. I just remembered that the guys in ark of the covenant get their faces melted off and you show that part. But it seems you cut something else out