INJUSTICE 2 ALL Funniest Intros Dialogues Funny Character Banter Interaction 

Joker: "Meet that other lightning guy?" Adam: "With the bamboo hat? Yes." Raiden confirmed.

- Doctor. - Captain. - Just need a Priest and we can walk into a bar. My fucking sides.

Green Arrow: "Arrow Cave is NOT a stupid name!" Harley Quinn: "BATS have caves; Arrows have QUIVERS." Green Arrow: "That... actually makes sense..."

The idea of Damien going into Cyborg's room and breaking all of his game consoles is hilarious because it's very in character.

"Doctor" "Captain" "Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar." haha good one.

Should have titles it 'INJUSTICE 2 - All Blue Beetle Intro Dialogues'

Oliver: Is this marriage counseling? Dinah: Let's take this seriously. Oliver: Fine loser does dishes I wanna do that in a relationship

*everytime Harley comes in with hyenas* you're not fooling anyone Cosmo and Wanda

Cold: "Playing the hero, Damian?" Damian :"I'm not playing at anything." Cold: "Most kids only have one dad to disappoint" god DAMN for a guy named Captain Cold that was fucking fire

Cyborg "After I win wanna get some pizza?" Robin "Loser buys" AHHHH TEEEN TITANS!!!

Blue Beetle: It's beetles versus bats Batman: Bats eat beetles Blue Beetle: That escalated too quickly.

Robin: "Got a problem?" Cyborg: "Why'd you break all my game consoles?" Robin: "No one saves the world by playing games." Me: Tell that to the Ninja Turtles

"You a fan of the Green Latern?" "Not after your heel turn bro" 🤣🤣🤣

sorry I didn't realize I clicked the Blue Beetle only compilation

Blue Beetle: "Lady, I was such a big fan." Wonder Woman: "*Was* a big fan?" Blue Beetle: "Yeah, till you went all Regime and stuff." Says every Wonder Woman who played Injustice.

Beetle: You *still* fight with arrows? Green arrow: i've taken down some tough customers. Beetle: Who? The Sheriff of Knotingham? 🔥*ROASTED*🔥

"Most kids only have one dad to disappoint." That's pretty cold.

Blue Beetle: "I'm no fan of hitting girls." Supergirl: "Hah, you'll be lucky to tickle me." Blue Beetle: "Yep, I kinda would be." He needs to stop lmao

"Hal Jordan? No way!" "A Green Lantern fan?" "Not after your heel turn, brah." Best. Comment. Ever.

"Says every girl at school." Poor Jaime

Joker: "Meet that other guy" Black adam: " with the bamboo hat?" that Raiden ref thoo

"Playing the hero, Damian? I'm not playing at anything. *Most kids only have one parent to dissapoint*" ouch.

Harley: "Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle! Does whatever a Blue Beetle does!" Blue Beetle: "Nah, that ain't my style." Harley: "If you don't wanna become a million dollar franchise, then that's your lose."

Deadshot: I'm out for blood. Harley: Just missed it. Come back next month? Deadshot: Don't like the thought, though I admire the pun. Lmao I'm dead

Damian joining the Regime is one thing BUT breaking Cyborg's new Nintendo Switch takes it too far. Smh

Green Arrow :" hey grundy say fire is bad" Grundy :" fire is bad"

"Slowin' down, old-timer?" "Careful. I'll photo-bomb your selfies." "Not cool, brah!" The Flash could literally photo-bomb every selfie he has ever taken.

14:25: Green Arrow v. Black Canary "Any chance we could talk this over?" "Those rumors are greatly exaggerated." "Fine, loser does dishes." ...What??

Beetle: Slowing down old timer?Flash: Careful, I'll photobomb your selfies :O

"informal mocking it is" ok that one got me

"Let's see what Iook like when I lose" I mean, he's not wrong

Cyborg:sup Dwayen Robin:my name is not Dwayen Cyborg:sit it is now Me:😂😂

So I'm guessing you main blue beetle..

"Most kids only have one dad to disappoint." Fucking hell, that was cold...

"You are of no interest to me" "Says every girl at school" I have never related to a character so much this is sad

I love the blue beetle and green arrow interactions. Feels like they're competing for the corniest one-liners.

-That suit is a knock off. -Your head is a knock off.

"After I win wanna get pizza?" "Loser buys" "You mean it's on Batman?" LMFAO IM DEAD AF.

"You are nothing without the scarab" "My mother would disagree... and yours too" That would have been savage haha

"Fire and ice" "Kind of a played out cliché, don't you think?" - channel named MKIce and Fire - Oooh, they called you out 😂

Blue Beetle is basically the Spider-man of DC

Blue Beetle: I'M no fan of hitting girls. Supergirl: You'll be lucky to tickle me. Blue Beetle: Yep, I kind of would be.

"No one saves the world by playing games" Me : .... *turn off my PC*

Ever since Batman: The Brave and the Bold, I've been a HUGE Blue Beetle fan. Love him in this game! They really captured his character well.

So many shots fired I'll have to call the police

"not after your heel turn bro" amazing line lol

Joker: "One of the musical mop tops from Liverpool." Blue Beetle: "Might as well be speaking Greek bruh." Joker: "Ugh, never trust anyone under thirty." But... I got that reference...

BB: Slowing down old timer? Flash: Careful I'll photobomb your selfies Me: Challenge accepted *Takes a selfie and sees the flash* Me: Shiiiiiiiiiiiitttt

Beetle and Captain Cold with the savage life

"Mothers lack objectivity" That was brilliant

“Meet that other lightning guy?” “With the bamboo hat? Yes” I love that

Blue Beetle: Woah, Darkseid *Gets bitchslaped by Darkseid* Blue Beetle: That was awesome

you missed Firestorm and Joker. Joker: looks like you took the red pill Firestorm: Wrong Matrix LMAO

"Do not mock me with formality" "Informality is is then" XD lmao

"Blue Beetle comin at you" "You are of no interest to me" "Says every girl at school" My heart broke 😭

Blue beetle - Johnny cage of Injustice 2

"Keep your lips to yourself, Ivy." Flash, 2017

Dude, Captain Cold is one of the funniest characters in this game. Really well written and voice acted

Did Green Lantern just call Green Arrow an SJW? That's hilarious

Blue beetles compilation ends at 10:05

Harley: Hey, it's Lighting Lad Adam: Do not mock me, child Harley: "Do not mock me, child" Isn't that savage or what?

Captain Cold: "Playing the hero Damien?" Robin: "I'm not playing anything." Captain Cold: "Most kids only have one dad to disappoint." HOLY SHIT! YOU ARE COLD!

Green Lantern: "Your kind of lacking weapons wise" Aquaman: "My trident is formiddible" Green Lantern: "Technically it's just a pointy stick" Black Manta: "So was my father" Sub-Zero: "Of that I am painfully aware" *Harley Quinn walks in* Harley Quinn: "You would make a darn cute plushie!" Batman: "Prove it to me!"

Black Adam: Do not mock me child! Harley: dO NoT moCk mE chILd

I wish Marvel and DC could have a truce so Deadpool could be in this game. His intros practically write themselves! Deadpool: Ledger or Nicholson? Joker: I prefer Leto. Deadpool: And I thought I was crazy! Deadpool: Does your dick still hurt? Flash: What?! Deadpool: You know, from fucking up the timeline. Deadpool: Dammit Barry! Flash: What did I do? Deadpool: Nothing yet. Just practicing. Deadpool: I really should thank you. Green Lantern: For what? Deadpool: For making a movie so bad Ryan came back to me. Deadpool: Save, Martha! Batman: Was that name supposed to do something? Deadpool: Was worth a shot. Deadpool: How's the Fresh Prince doing? Deadshot: I've always hated that show. Deadpool: Someone's not in pursuit of happiness. Deadpool: I thought winners don't use drugs? Bane: Venom is an enhancement. Deadpool: Eh, not my balls you're shriveling. Deadpool: (sings) Do you want to build a snowmaaaan? Captain Cold: Seriously? Deadpool: (sings) Okay, diiiiiiie.

The interactions between the younger characters and couples are the best.

Oh my God even when they're fighting each other THE *BANTER.* THE *QUIPS.* THE FLAT-OUT *INSULTS.* It's beautiful.

"You are nothing without that scarab, boy." "My mother would disagree." "Mother's lack objectivity."

"Careful, I'll photo-bomb your selfies" XD XD XD "Doctor. Captain. Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar" XD XD XD

1:48 Bats eat Beetles Hah, Ive heard something similar Reptile: Reptiles eat Scorpions MKX

I see... Beetle is the most savage hero

"The Bat Punk." "Superman's boot licker." "That line forms behind you." WOAH _BUUURNNNN_

"Go back to the Renaissance fair (Green Arrow)" The truest statement I've heard

"Grodd, have you lost weight?" "Prepare for your demise" "Nope, just your sense of humour" hahaha

12:31 “I’d tell you, but my wife already used our one swear in story mode”

Batman : We are not doing this anymore joker. Joker: You're breaking up with me? Batman : I am breaking you. Lego batman everyone ? XDDD

I like how no matter what franchise cyborg always sounds the same

This video but every time blue beetle appears, it gets faster

"The bat punk" "Superman's boot licker" "That line forms behind you" OUCHHHHHHHHHH BURN

"Keep your lips to yourself Ivy" - flash which lips are we talking about here?

The fear against Darksied lmao. "I'm gonna need a BIGGER gun..." "I forgot it's leg day..." lol and then Blue Beetle is just all fan boy.

"hitting me wont be easy" "you're only the fastest man alive Barry" "i see what you did there"

"Doctor." "Captain." "All we need is a priest and we can walk into a bar." I'm done. None of the others could even hope to make me laugh as hard as that one did.

A Captain, a Doctor and a Priest walk into a bar...

"It's Beetle vs. Bat!" "...Bats eat beetles..." *gulps* "That escalated quickly" Yeah no shit

"You're giving me goosebumps under the armor." "Yes, I'm sure meeting me is spine-tingling!" "How about I 'tingle' yours?" He is OUT FOR BLOOD

0:36 “I think I can handle a big dumb monkey.” That made me laugh a little TOO hard.

Only you would begin with the intro talking about ice and fire. XD

The relationship between green arrow and black canary is awesome.

"Meet the other lighting guy?" "With the bamboo hat? yes" fucking awesome 😂😂

Blue Beetle: You really full of straw? Scarecrow: Something much worse Blue Beetle: Hope its not Glitter or Beetles 😂

Blue Beetle:"Blue Beetle coming at cha" Darkseid:"You are of no interest to me" Blue Beetle:"says every girl at school" My Chest!!!!!!💀

So Blue Beetle is supposed to be like the Spiderman of DC with his humour?

Batman: "we're not doing this anymore joker" Joker: "you're breaking up with me?" Hell yeah he is Batman: *"I'm breaking you"* O.o

"Doctor" "Captain" "Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar" 😂😂😂😂

Ivy: Hey there handsome Flash: WHAT DO YOU WANT IVY ivy: My vines around your neck ......Ivy freaky as fuck

Beetle: "Scarab's got your tech beat." Cyborg: "It's the man, not the machine." Beetle: "Got ya beat there too." Wow. Just fucking wow. I actually have to pause the video, put my phone down, and take a breather, because that burn was too powerful for me, god fucking damn.

I love how most people are coming for Robin 😂😂💀

Flash: “it’s Posion Ivy!” Ivy: “I-“ “KeEp yOuR liPs tO yOuRseLF, IvY.”

-Doctor. -Captain. -We just need a priest and we can walk into a bar. pure gold