Recorded December 2022 at at the San Diego Laugh Factory Paul Elia Tour dates: WATCHPAULELIA.COM PAUL ELIA IG: @Pauleliacomedy MATT RIFE IG: @MattRifeComedy
I was traveling for work, arrived at the hotel, showered, ate etc... been in the room just over an hour, watching tv when the drawer on the nightstand opens. I closed the drawer, go back to watching tv. 10 mins later drawer opens again. I shut the drawer again and say out loud, "if you want me to stay you have to stop, if you want me to go than open the drawer again" The drawer immediately opens. I pack my bags and get another room. When I tell the front desk clerk what happened, they were not surprised..
Paul and Matt, i can't stop watching this video and 😂😂😂😂😂😂 . My fave part is your friend James saying I can't go in there .. You both just keep on bringing laughter to everyone .. ..😂😂😂😂😂😂..
What notice is that Paul & Matt are each other support system. The comedy they do independently isn't landing as well. Sometimes it's like this in our lives. Key relationships are important to our ability succeed. It's like choosing the Right Person to spend your life with. It can make or break your success and satisfaction. Take your time and choose wisely each and every type of relationship. You're building your support system.
One time I was tripping… I was locked in a pitch black closet with a friend for hours… called my sister to help… turns out it was the WRONG option bc she was at a different party tripping… made it much worst…cut to… someone opened the door.. we were on the floor in a bathroom for 30 minutes and couldn’t find the light nor door…. Good times 🎉
I wish I could be at one of these shows where they mention ghosts or hauntings! I lived in a house built before World War one that was originally a hotel. Justice of the peace and some Colonel in the 1st war. I have legit papers showing history. I was sober as can be living in this house so long I got use to it. it didn't affect me anymore, but my friends would always wake me up saying they here things and were terrified. I'd wave them off with my hand and say they aren't evil or I'd be dead already. Let me sleep. I can't get started on the stories. It never ends. I remember things as little as 5 years old.
Ive seen ghosts. I had a conversation with an otherworldly being (not sure it was a ghost anymore) as a child. Since then I see ghosts pretty regularly, usually just a glimpse and their gone, it makes visiting hospitals really creepy...
I love you and Matt together .. because his reels would pop up yours did and I’m lucky for that .. I’m very short 4’10 so you are tall for me Paul lol ..
So relatable I know a 5’6 king with 13 1/2 …😏😉 Interesting night with everyone doing different drugs -we always try to keep everyone on the same I saw a ghost at my husband’s lake house and when I mentioned it at breakfast my bil described her to a T
My mums best friend died and his sister died at the same time as his funeral was being held and there are photoes of like a blurry image of her running around freaking out at his funeral. This happened like 3 years ago. Apparently before the sister died there was a malevolent spirit who lived in her room, the family thinks it's an old spiteful auntie who had the room before her, and now whenever someone sleeps in her room the sister fights off the auntie protecting the guests from her wrath, it's nuts.
Sad that that joke fell short with that audience. Your expression said it all. Your reference of the War of the Spanish Succession went right over the audience's head. I guess a appreciation of history isn't for everyone. Audience best read some books.
@Pauleliacomedy Really it only matters if it affects your self-esteem. I mean, sure, there are shallow women who do care, but most of us are cool with shorter guys (I heard it gives better leverage 😉). Just dont get mad if we want to wear high heels!
Ok so I was at my neighbors house which is over a hundred yards old and you would hear thing open and close, things bounce and the most craziest thing that happened was I was laying in the bed and as I’m laying there from the top of my head to by feet behind me it got cold and then there was a cold spot over my side and stomach like I was being spooned and I was just like “nope I’m going to sleep” and I fell asleep spooning with a ghost
3:50 i think that girl with the evil laugh was the one who made that acid... i've taken acid. three hours is a long time to get it to hit back in the nineties without thinking you got ripped off. she made it, or has taken it... she got it, and knew the punchline.
this acid trip sounds like all acid trips i've ever had... just with different environments. try this one: public park:: halloween night: trippin': after watching Jurassic Park, go TO a park. walk the path while horse apples fall into a stream in the distance, and brush nearby.... not knowing what it is.
When it comes to ghosts I've realized that the living are either believers or totally not going to go there...me personally I pray every so often (because I've had one too many ghost visits) and I don't like messing with something I don't understand. Who can tell you what ghost is nice and which one isn't nice?!?!?!
No, but yours was Paul -- and by off I mean not right. You were 20x louder than Matt and the audience members were even quieter than usual. I had to put my phone speaker in my ear to hear the ghost stories -- then you would randomly laugh, could have ruptured my eardrum, it was painful.
Matt’s precious, classy girlfriend doesn’t seem like the type to partake or sanction the drug lifestyle 🤷♀️🤯 weed or otherwise. Seems like Matt is pretty into it along with his friends and sometimes such a gentleman and other times welllll 😮
I’ve had a ghost, apparently he was a perv when he was alive, and I told the guy I was with in a relationship with in the morning about it, and I’m not the first chic this has happened to in his house, and no I know it wasn’t him, but this ghost tried to well he was going up my leg, told him to F OFF, he tried again, I sat up and yelled F OFF, you don’t want to mess with me, I’ll shut you down permanently, he knew I was right, and fucked off never to come back ever, I don’t f*** dead guys lmao, there has to be a pulse somewhere 🤣🤣 But I’ve had ghosts sit with me and read over my shoulder, which if you knew what I read, and how old this lady was I was like damn, and she did it a few times, but she was like the guys flatmate, the whole family loved her, she’d even watch horrors with me 😂
You’re talking about Portuguese men short but hung mighty good things come in short stacks sometimes it’s just like chunkier voluptuous women they may try harder and actually be more delicious often what looks good doesn’t feel good but what feels good May not look the way you think it is supposed to look chow Bella
