Insane History Facts That Will Blow Your Mind! 

He was also supposedly paid 20 cents a day and half a beer a week

@@aries2184 How’s a monkey gonna use money? 🤔

I guess it's true, when scientist say monkeys are almost as smart as us.

​@@rasmusjensen6962well. They are sround as smart as a 4 year old. And yeah obviously that somewhat true? Have you ever seen an ape

well where I'm from we would rather stay away from baboons

Then thou shall henceforth be known as a mother..... doer!? 🤔

art thou then mine father

​@@juliavandermerwe5384 Who's thy daddy?

@@joshuarice4354 i decree that thou art then mine father as thou hath asked

​@@joshuarice4354 not sure they got it😂

Need a movie about the baboon

Yea supposedly. Every story needs to have some exaggeration to be talked about

​@@Joe-lc3sv that's exactly what your mom said about your father....😮

He was just happy not to be stuck in the zoo 😂

​@@chrisman3673It was South Africa. Baboons don't live in zoos there.... they live outside.

😂😂 that’s a good one

I ain’t taking that short…just waiting until morning when the chamber pot doth overfloweth whenst thee stroll on below!

Villain also meant peasant back then

⁠villa (latin and old English) + vilein (old French) = villain (adj. old English and French) = someone not from royal court, so provincial = bougies from outer province and peasants, makes no difference

To which he replied, "Whilst I, in mine vigor, didst plow thy Fathers backlot with fon diligence..! "😁👍

​@@BallzdeepInit🤣🤣🤣🤣

And in Hamlet to Ophelia: "Get thee to a nunnery!" implying she was a hoe 😂

And don't forget the announcement in the Greek camp on the arrival of Cressida: "The Trojans' trumpet!" (Pun alert!)

Also Hamlet's "Get thee to a nunnery!" to Ophelia

@@ronantheunissen8233 : Which is especially sharp if you bear in mind that in Elizabethan slang, a "nunnery" was a whorehouse.

@@ismailabdelirada9073 I'm so glad someone got that!

Yes!! 😮

One of the best insights from the comments to a video. 100% agree.

Funny how it is always lighter and ligher skin that is seen as perfect.

​@@thedoomslayer5863it's rather strange if anything. Darker skin is better in regards to health

@@MarkelMathurin If that were the case white people or anyone of low skin melanin would be vastly surpassed in lifespan by darker colored people but we know this is not the case. If you want to speak of the longest lived in terms of genetics it is Whites and Asians. I was speaking about beauty standards and how the whiter the skin the more beautiful the woman is regarded. Even in non white cultures like South Korea where women there pay for expensive surgeries to whiten their skin.

Snitches get stitches 😉

Righhttt

Same

Hunan species is mostly disgusting.

Wait....What about the foxes?

Of matter of fact

And this is called a non-sequitur!

Most jokes are funny cause they are true...

@@jasonpayne23 but he wasn't meaning to tell a joke, just state a fact.

It's both. A statement is just a type of sentance

lol. Imma start using that. Hope I don't get punched out…

Was that in the video?

@@jsmith1174 Yes

The entire exchange is: "Aaron what have you done?" "A thing that cannot be undone" "You've undone our mother" "Villain I've done thy mother" The context is that the villain's mother has just given birth to Aaron's baby

Daddy???

Lead was in the paint and makeup too.. it caused many deaths ... Horrible sores etc

People forget that the paler skin was because it made them look richer because they didn't have to be in the sun. In many cultures.

Ummmmmm b l a c k s all across earth use creamers to lightin their skin... look at Rhianna, Beyoncé or 99% of girls on TV from their baby pics or 5 years old to now... Beyonce is basically white 50% of her photos

I just don't want to look b l a c k Thank you God and Jesus

Right

Left

Going by the illustration, the foxes were basically on trampolines. Looks like a big bedsheet held by multiple people, the fox is on the sheet and when the people pull the sheet the fox flies up in the air and then lands back on the bedsheet. If the fox was domesticated enough it might have fun. [EDIT]Never mind. They literally knocked the foxes unconscious or broke their bones doing this and then proceeded to kill them. They didn’t catch the poor foxes on their way down. Pretty horrible.

its better than what any dog breed with bull in its name was bred for

Yea foxes are super special creatures so tossing them isn’t really a good idea like what did they do to you they’re just cute little furballs

Thou will not belive what thy did last night...THINE MOTHER HAHAHAHA

I just thought about something funny, your momma - Cheech Marin

its bcus the misogynist isnt it

Proof we evolved. Lol 🤣

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Cringe

..the more things change..

Only the wealthy would have used it ...sooo....🤔. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea.

@@jc7997aj commie detected

​@@jc7997ajI forgot that having a high number of paper makes you a bad person

​@@youtubesucks1821all thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs. Not EVERY person of wealth and power is a bad person, but every bad person is a person of wealth and power. At least, I've never heard of any poor man who lacked power committing evil deeds and conspiratorially manipulating the masses to his benefit (be it financial or otherwise). Basically, you can be Bruce Wayne, or you can be Lex Luther. Most ppl fall prey to becoming Luther because it's the easier path but, either way, whether youre Bruce or Lex, you are still a member of the rich and powerful elite.

Even years after the guy died.

And would likely do a better job of running the country

@@ALObtuseTRUE

The baboon went on to eventually start the anc.

Someone in a different comment Fred even said he got paid and even got beer

It’s also why being fatter was considered more attractive. You had more access to food. Now we have too much food so being fitter is better as you care for yourself more.

The past? That is still the beauty standard in E/SE Asia. And yes, it is rooted in social status rather than racial stereotypes that the West lables everything regarding skin colour

@@Dartheious We weren’t talking about east Asia. You didn’t mention native Americans, are you racist?!

@@Dartheious woah dont say its the whole west many of us are sane and know its as much nonsense as you do.

​@@Ranger1812yes because back in those times it was harder to survive so it was more attractive to be obviously wealthy enough to afford food where as today everyone can buy food so being fit and healthy is more attractive, all has to do with necessity

i know even older that was found on tablets between 2 kings

Diogenes coming across the orphan throwing stones into a crowd and said careful you might hit your father

That may not have been a joke. He may have just been laying the cards on the table...like the others mom did with everyone. HEY OOH

Some people say every woman is a sex worker even your mother just ask your father. Other people say STFU. Who can say which is correct, certainly not me, and definitely not Joe Biden he doesn't even know where he's at.

Diving into the world of storytelling and creativity, and guess what? VideoGPT appeared on my radar. It's like having a secret weapon that effortlessly elevates the pro quality of my videos.

What did it say?

@@jilliandavis2970 I can't account for this "Babylonian tablet" but I can tell you that there is graffiti in Pompeii about someone's mother giving good head.

That was actually a lie on the internet but I assume you knew that

Rat poison?

@@Supermanpower3000 Yup... you'd think that would be a big clue that it's a bad idea to be using the stuff to "improve their complexion".

Or they knew it was dangerous and used it anyways. After all, taht's what we did with lead, lead poisoning is known for millenias, but we still used it in paint last century ^^

@@krankarvolund7771 Yeah, I seem to recall the US banning lead paint in 1978 and the UK doing the same in 1992.

@@suzukablade And leaded-fuel was only ban in 1996 in the US and in 2000 in Europe ^^'

BABOOON

I would pay to see that sporting event

They always land on their feet

​@@RadenWAthat only counts for feline animals.... Foxes aren't felines!!! I hate animal abuse.....

😂 this fox tossing was the funniest part 🤣

Totally everything was an omen or either a divine or abominable message

Sabbatei Zevi, same year. Burn the property, buy the land, set up the first central bank.

@@TribecasoothsayerI agree but can you elaborate on why you think this?

He he he why that is.

Literal rat poison

and so is radiation, still ppl go into sun studios :) one thing never changes... ppl do stupid sht for "good looks" lol

​@@MrArkaneMageyou mean tanning salons? Lol

@@kratos7893 I guess you are right, bad translation, sorry! :)

@MrArkaneMage dont be, i might start saying that lol sounds alil better anyway.

😂

Hath done...

​​​@@greyeyed123Hath doneth...

@@greyeyed123 thine mother

Are you trying to look whiter? 😆

That's the first thing that crossed my mind too. 😂 Feel so good to know that all those yo mama jokes we said in the playground have and origin as prestigious as Shakespeare

@@RutabegaNG😂😭

Considering black people are the founders of "Yo mama" jokes it doesn't surprise me 😂😂😂

Actually no, since this person is fictional made by a white guy 😂

Yes like how now people think men can be women and vice versa. Future generations will laugh at this absurdity

Can you say democrat?😄

@@HowardArnold-be9ly You're too lost in the sauce if you think only one of the groups is responsible. Republicans fuck the country just as bad as Democrats, they just do it in different ways. Government in general is fucking us

@@HowardArnold-be9ly government in general

Like oversized butts and lip procedures? women honestly think this looks good...but most men know ummmmm no

Got you hard? Did you know his mother too?

Heard they let da munkey have a beer or two after shift

@@t.carvin8767 that makes the image go harder.

Wait until you hear about the cat pianos

I hate the bad reputation that foxes get, they are just giggling dogs, if you wanna see happy foxes go to the Channel SaveAFox

What confused me was a white man calling himself a Pharoah in ancient Egypt which if I'm not mistaken all the Pharoahs were dark skinned. On the continent of africa. The sun would have killed them in that era with none of the modern day constructions to even give them shade........ok the people living over there have nothing to do with ancient kemet an all of the structures an tombs left behind by them. They have never even done anything to prove thar they are there descendants. No creations no structures, no knowledge of what all the messages all mean an say. Those people are just culture and religion thieves. Black africans are the true descendants of the ancient kemites.

Do you have a clue what tortures they did back then?

​@@edelweiss- Yes, we have... but it's still chocking.

Wait till you hear of the tradition of wife stealing. Be grateful you weren't born back then you would've been stolen ravaged and forced to partake a life threatening childbirth

Im wondering what happened down there due to arsenic

@abdullahharis9875 Total whisky D, I would assume. But it was more most absinthe drinkers were too busy chasing the green fairy to worry about the opposite gender.

One could say, ghost-white.

And swooning.

What racist deserve.

They wanted to look like they had tuberculosis.

Only crazy if you're American.

I mean it's extreme ya. But why is it really that crazy?

​@@RitzyRain it's literally in the insane history facts list.

@@ghiblikami5329 no. The crazy part is the chemical they used. YOUR saying it's crazy because they wanted whiter skin

As far as I am aware it was closer to 3 million. But yes. Very cruel man. And also extremely racist and narcissistic. The fact that Brits celebrate him as a Hero while he was in many ways similar to Hitler is a pretty insane.

Bengal has a history of famine, and was not the worst famine in bengal, the 1770 famine which did kill 10 milion people which was well before British rule. It was actual Hilter causing the WW2, which put a tremendous strain on the logistics, and Churchill wrote "Every effort must be made, even by the diversion of shipping urgently needed for war purposes, to deal with local shortages" about the famine in Bengal. I have to question your statementas you got the numbers wrong. Was i man made, no, was it made worst by Churchill, no Churchill wanted to send 100,000s tons of food, could it have been better managed probably. The death toll was anywhere from 0.8 million to 3 million wih a gobal wars on. In 1974 another famine with a unoffical death toll of 1.5 million after British rule. Blaming one man for the deaths of 3 million people who he tried to help with the recources he had, is pretty mean, with an almost pathological hatred for the British. You have the internet and you could learn about these things but you choose not to, which is a shame.

6 people reported. So definitely not true numbers

youre probably hairy yourself

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

No one asked.

No they would literally not catch them when they came down. They would break their bones, knock them unconscious, and kill them.

@@ToxicWasteBunnies so is putting toxic waste on bunnies

@@c00lkitty It was a randomized named LMAOOO. My names on my gaming platforms is usually ToxicTox and or ToxicWaste. It wouldn’t let me put those so I let my keyboard pick another word and it picked bunnies. In no way shape or form was my name done out of cruelty towards bunnies. Unlike you people in the comment section wanting to essentially torture and abuse foxes.

@@c00lkitty Also you thought u ate with this reply. Try again you psychopath 🤧

@@ToxicWasteBunnies it’s a joke