Insane Streamer Risks EVERYTHING 

“Gambling is not bad if you always win.” -Phisnom 2023

Remember kids, gambling is irresponsible and stupid. Then again watching funny slime man risk it all in rock paper scissors is funny.

Never let Phil play a Yakuza game. The amount of gambling there would give him aneurysm. ESPECIALLY Mahjong

This is like watching a drunk walk across the freeway multiple times while the drivers become more aggressive each time they cross

This is why you should NEVER take Phil to a Vegas casino. I have read SO MANY Reddit casino horror stories on RU-vid, it's not even funny. Honestly, it's kind of heartbreaking. Never gamble, or if you do want to play at a casino, be very, VERY careful.

THE GAME DOESN'T BEGIN UNTIL CACO IS MOTIVATED

90% of gamblers quit before they hit it big

While I knew the game is up to chance, I never considered Rock, Paper, Scissors to be a gambling game. Now I can no longer unsee that.

When Phil has the ENTIRE chat telling him to stop. You know he's got a problem

Unironically one of the funniest sequence of events on this channel.

The more people think Phil is gonna lose or don’t believe in him, the more his luck (and spite) grows stronger.

Where the gambling addction arc began

Rock Paper Scissors Robot is the real hero of this stream. Finally getting to whoop Phil’s ass for constantly refusing to let go of his gambling addiction.

That's just the beginning of Phisnom's gambling saga.

Phil trying his hardest to not use the cacozone boulder

I honestly believe Phil has nothing to lose at this point

Oh god i remember this. Him winning THREE TIMES is fucking INSANE

"My gambling addiction all started because of this damn computer guy in the MiiVerse"

Phil was so invested in that Rock, Paper, scissors streak ngl The Caco Boulder never disapointed him

ONLY CACO HAS THE ROCK STRAT

this is why Phil is not allowed to play any gacha games

BOULDER ALWAYS WINS. Until it doesn't

most stressful moment in the whole stream

Caco is the *mountain* , forget a Boulder

Ah yes, the RPS robot, the REAL final boss of the game

No.. I can't.. I have so many war flashbacks losing all my winnings because of this minigame

It’s not addiction, it’s dedication.

The gambling arc

The true miitopia antagonist, *the game master*

When I was watching the stream I kept yelling him to JUST KEEP THE MONEY!

The hubris of man goes unpunished once again

The boulder is strong in this one

Ah yes the battle between Phil and his arch-nemesis. Gambling. I have hunch that there will be higher stakes next time.

Phil is being baited like a Mr. Beast video.

3:00 this is why i play gacha games though, gotta feed the gambling addiction.

Phil is the luckiest slime on this fucking planet, istg

As they say in Vegas: “90% of gamblers call it quits before hitting it big.”

If Phil ever plays a gacha game (i hope that never happens) he will lose all of his money for a png

Looks like Phil just discovered gambling.

Remember, always Rock and Stone

The insanity I witnessed in this clip is probably just a small taste of what the full stream is like

Ehem. "Sometimes you play with fire, Sometimes ye get burned!" -Rockstar Foxy-

Watching that live was the greatest experience ever.

“If it ain’t real, ROLL THE DICE” -Phisnom

I’ve never felt more tense during a stream, this was absolutely insane XD

I just knew he was gonna say fuck you to the poll

The thumbnail looks like a controversy video.

It's not a gambling problem, it's a financial solution.

Phil being the master of the draw (and god's favorite child), pulls 4 in a row against all the non-believers. Wtf.

If your not losing it all then your not truly gambling.

The ultimate gambling rpg story!

You’re always on thin ice but never falls and I love it 💀

TF2 gambling? no Gambling with rock strats? YES

we don't talk about the rematches

Why don't this dude million subs!? Dude killed me with his laugh and wins 🤣

Never let this man play New Vegas

This is how gambling addiction happens

gambling hits hard

Best fucking game of Rock Paper Scissors EVER

y’all don’t understand this is the game of the century

During the stream, I was a non-believer. But after this amazing display of bravery(stupidity), I was all for the Rock Sweep.

This is undeniable proof that gambling is ok if it’s funny

I can’t believe I got to witness Phil form a gambling addiction

i can feel the sheer adrenaline rush emanating from this video.

Phil is the master of Rock Paper Scissors

He took ,,THE BOULDER'S GONNA WIN THIS'' too seriously XDDDDD

omg you bankrupted that poor robot with the power of rock lol, legit thought it'd offer 8K lol

It’s always important to never risk your life savings over a game of Rock Paper Scissors.

Phil is just too adorable!💚

i managed to tune in, you can see me on the chat lol. i can't believe i got to witness this moment

Should we be concerned that Phil might be having a gambling addiction?

And after that our slimey fella went downhills. The end.

did you know that 98% of gamblers quit before winning big?

Man this part of the stream rocked.

Fun fact, in the 3Ds version the Robot has adaptive AI, and will telegraph what their next move is via their gestures but still has an element of randomness. Trying to go for rock every time will realistically never win you an actually useful amount of money that you could just save for a gold roulette and then sell the gear earned. (Miitopia Autist)

Remember kids, 99% of gambling "addicts" quit RIGHT before the BIG WIN!

Phil needs to play either dragon quest game ( Istrongly suggests you play 11 as your first game) or a yakuza game ( I strongly suggest yakuza 0 ) they both have gambling in them

"I love gambling!" -Yellow guy

USUALLY PEOPLE QUIT WHILE THERE AHEAD PHIL! YOU HAVE A GAMBLING ADDICTION, THANK BISEXUAL GOD FOR YOUR LUCK

xqc simulator

"Good ol' Rock, nothing beats that!"

He is the storm that is approaching

I thought this was gonna be an analysis video from another youtuber about [REDACTED] but I’m not disappointed with the actual video

OH BOY, GAMBLING IN A CHILDREN’S GAME

"local streamer gets addicted to gambling"

I love this game one time i made sora from kingdom hearts into a cat class character

Quick note for the people who are taking this too seriously: He doesn’t actually mean this. He isn’t condoning this. Buuuut-

This is when I came into the miitopia stream, needless to say I watched the rest of it.

i was expecting something else but this is better and extremly funny

Ah yes, Gambling the ultimate evil of the world

It's great to see that Miitopia is furthering a generation of Grambling addictions.

If Phil ever does show his face, we need a casino stream asap

Phil seems like the type of guy that bets on the house during poker

90% of gamblers quit right before hitting jackpot!

I fucking LOVE gambling.

The pure amount of luck in this is actually fascinating though-

Ooooo Phisnom playing Miitopia! I recommend gambling in it during the post game as the G possible to be earned scales to something. Idk what

I love gambling so much. I’ve lost my wife and kids, my house, my money, my dignity, all my other clothes, everything. I’ve sold everything for money, this isn’t even my phone. I stole this from some bloke and imma go sell it for money. I love gambling love it love it love it. All these people talk about being ‘addicted to gambling’ I’ve been gambling for 23 years and I’m not addicted, I’m dedicated. I love gambling.

This was so epic tbh

This is almost as bad as the time you went to vegas