Instructions for my G-Major Variant (in other words, Kyoobur9000 MD9K in G-Major) 

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You can thank me later, Kyoob.
Pitches:
15
12
9
8
6
4
3
0
-3
-4
-6
-8
-9
-12
-15
-17
TV Simulator aspects:
0.9300 line sync
Scan phasing: 0.4020
Phosphorescence: 1.0000
Gradient Map:
Spot 1 - R: 255, G: 205, B: 0, A: 255
Spot 2 - R: 255, G: 0, B: 0, A: 255
Spot 3 - R: 0, G: 0, B: 0, A: 255
Light Rays:
Strength: 750
Duplicate the video track
Select "Custom" button in Compositing Mode and click on "VEGAS Height Map, or Sony Height Map if you are using an old version"
Amplitude: 0.100
Elevation: 0.100
Height scale: 0.100
Edge pixel handling: Wrap pixels around
Source channel: Intensity
Smoothness: 31
Click on the button: Invert souce data
And that's all theres to it.
Kyoobur9000 - VEGAS - Audacity