Insulting And Witty Quotes: Your Secret Weapon for Dealing with Difficult People 

Me : Learning everything to win the imaginary argument I create inside my mind everyday.

0:52 'that because you'll never understand that joke' 1:19 'it's people like you, that make people like me, look me Smart'

0:19 but why would you ask that ;-;

I just had a break from Yoongi's class and I'm watching this

1:38 A: are you sleeping B: no, I'm just practicing my death

You: You’re ugly Someone: Sorry but I’m not a mirror You: *And im not a reflection* *this is just a comeback idea*

'Stop talking. Dead skin cells are coming out of your mouth.' ~ Kim Taehyung (V)

Damn ❤️❤️ A: are you crazy B:No I'm mad insane

I don't know why but when ever I see such quotes they make me feel good

Meeting you made me realise that common sense is not so common

If I have to be honest, your the best at those.

I used these in class and it was silent then hard laughter

Props to people who actually remember these and use them in the right situation 🎉🎉🎊🎊

I've got one: Some people are like rainy clouds when they go away it's sunny again.

A: Am I fat? B: No you’re just horizontally tall A: and you’re just vertically short “If dignity was money you could maybe buy a soda” “If dumbness was money you could maybe buy a mansion” A: intelligence is your worst nightmare B: No, you are. Few I thought of myself (if they already existed , I didn’t know): please don’t look in mirrors, you’ll break them. Mind your own life...oh wait- you don’t have one. A piece of advice from me: Choke on a lego, believe me it’ll do the world good. Srry if any of these r bad.

Yaayy thanks for these now I just need some people to roast

So i thought of a comeback idea for one of them A: if common sense is common why are you without it? B: cause I'm extraordinary unlike you commons 😎😎

Fourth comment! I have used most of these and they have worked SO well 🤣🤣🤣

“I asked God to punish me, next day I met you” Me: don’t u get it yet? I am god

All are good , but don't say anyone ugly by their looks , bcoz no one is ugly . , Every one is preety in their own way ,.🙂

That manga charecteres at side in every vid kills me with its looks 💕💕

I have an insult You: I have a favor for you. Them: yah? You: to shut up

I got one. " when they were passing out brains. You thought they said trains and said, give me a slow one" 🤣

2:03 i got comeback for it A: If common sense is common then why are you without it? B: Because im rare unlike common people like you~

Oh you don't like me? Shame! I need a few seconds to recover from this tragedy! 😪😅

I came here just because of these pictures!!! They are amaJIN

1:33- For me I will like to give a funny but savage ans to this q like "NO M PRACTICING MY DEATH"😂😂😅👍

roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one's for u *ROAST*

"Never enter a battle of wits unarmed."

Pillow one😂

*Me who is watching this to say to my friend that challenges me to this everyday* Perfect 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

Your quotes are so awesome ❤️❤️❤️❤️.... I really loved it .......👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️

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Amazing 👏 💜💜 second comment

Let us all be truthful to each other. The only reason you didn’t think of any of this when you talk to someone is because you are built to be nice not to be mean.

A: frankly, my dear, I dint give a damn B: and that’s the reason why I assume you’re unstructured A: keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent like on the 30th of February B: Looks like we’ll cross that bridge together 😋 A: You deserve someone like you. B: that’s great because I’d like someone who doesn’t have their head in their ass 24/7. A: Like me or hate me, I hate you either way. B: good because the more you hate me the less of a reason I have to interact with living shit! 🚶🏾‍♀️ I made these myself! Feel free to use them 😇

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For 3:19 instead of saying February 30th, say 29th....

You wouldn't believe this... But I actually asked. God one day in deep pain to send someone who I would love so crazy.. and make him break my heart, so bad that waking up nand sleeping bth hurt. And you might not believe my decisions but I was in so much pain... A phase where I could not feel anything... I could not cry or laugh.. and my emotions are the most important thing to me.. so if I took that decision.. first I wanted to get out of that super dangerous space or the (2nd phase sociopath). That I prayed and prayed to feel smthg and Hell yeah.. I met the dude.. next morning... On a missed call. On a wrong number! 1/100000000 chances

Wowwww........ The insulting quotes r soooo thrilling!!!!!! Love your quotes😍😍😍😍😍.... Well, I had a question, r u japanese??? (A little question out of curiosity🙂)

02:25😂🤣horizontally tall 😂👌

Someone:I asked God to punish me, next day I met you. . . . . . . . Me: omg what a coincidence,I asked him too😈

I have some tips So few mins ago this happened 2 me Me: brb again (for 2nd time) My friend: stop going afk Me: well I need to do stuff bc I have a life UNLIKE YOU Here’s another one: Me: sry I’ll brb 1 more time for now I need to talk to a friend rq My friend: do it another time Me: nah bc who knows how long we’ll even live so might as well do whatever while I can, besides u don’t own me :) Another one my friend told me: Someone: shut up You: my brain doesn’t let me :) 4th tip: Someone: no one asked You say: yeah? Well no one asked for u to exist 5th tip: Someone: stopppp U: dude is this wut u do in the b room look at the mirror and say stop the only thing that should stop is ur life Use this if u need :D

Once I got dsp angry at my bully I poured all of my water bottle on her clothes

insult quotes🔥💯

These are also great comebacks for men, provided you are a professional boxer.

"Did you forget your brain in your mother womb? Cause I'm pretty sure you did." Comback: "I wish I could so I could talk to a guy who's mother left her own brain to her mother's womb. "

Dees anyone know who the hell that animate boi is and what anime is he in I this cute face and I have a collection of hot anime boys so help the cause please if know anime he is in don't be sting give a girl some clues🥰😍😍🥰😍🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘🥰😍😘😍😍🤩🥰😚🥰🥳🤩😘😘

What is the name of the baxkground song

Look at my pfp lol

no people arent a joke, because a joke has some meaning

When i watch it i was like 😥😳 Oh sh*t that's really what i needed to deal whith the b**ches who still mess whith me😏😎😎😤

Like me or hate me either way I'm still on your mind

I clicked the vid the min I saw the thumbnail...😍❤️

I can relate to all of this, whoever u r trust me u rock 🔥

I meet 4year ago later 😂😐😅❤️🔪💢

I just reached my level of greatness by remembering these quotes

damn 2:15 is nasty af

me too

me after reading these. *sobbs like a crybaby*

02:06 It's kinda 'yo mama' joke

This shit fire 🔥👌

Me:clicks on video Lazada add:Nada lazada yan! Me:*wheezing*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love these roasts. YES

Moral of this video: don't insult anyone bcz they might have watched this viewers.....

People are punished for their innocence and for their good hearts. Whereas, Bad people, nasty people and toxic minded people are respected and raised with full of freedom and benefits.

Somebody:are you Wi-Fi because im connected You:it seems my Wi-Fi disconnected I'm the Wi-Fi😊

SAVAGE !

Damn🤣🤣🤣 i can't stop laughing, , , it's soooo savage

I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.

Today innocent people are punished. Why? Today legally earning people are getting losses. Why? Today good hearts are pained. Why? Today helping hands are becoming beggars. Why? Its because, Bad people are encouraged. Bad people are increasing. Bad people are respected. Bad people are winning. Bad people always face happiness. Today's world does.

Somebody:stay mad You:stay a disappointment 😊 That was the worst comeback I made don't use it 😭

The guy on the thumbnail looks like modernized kaeya from genshin ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

These so insulting i feel insulted watching the vid!! XDDDDD

I have a quote Me: Reading in class My hater : You reading is soo bad Me : WOW it's a miracle your mouth and face has something common with me. And it's my reading

Im horizontally tall... but im also vertically tall :)

I have two quotes that got me laughing 1. I'm a nice person, if I am an a**ho*e to you, ask yourself why. and 2. Like me or hate me, either way I still hate you.

Somebody:common sense isn't so common so shut up You: either that are your just very rare😊 I know it sounds bad but-

I got a reply for quote on 0:20 You asked God to punish you next day you met me but if would have got opportunity to ask God I would have asked why are you punishing me this hard which this much big mistake I made

Your savage comebacks are so good

“You’re so fake it makes your photoshop look professional.”

These quotes are so cringy.

Me:Oh man this is what I want for Maddie[a boy who is roasted all the time].

Therapy relief finally at last

I once, after a fight, complimented my sister. But instead of her name I called her, I called her satan. It made her cry

I just finished roasting some dude in the comment section and my friend sent me this lamo

I can only use this with my sibling

راس الحکمۃ مخافۃ اللہ Beautiful Channel for Beautiful Minds

Haha I cannot say it to anyone cuz I hate nobody

Horizontally tall .....lol 😂😂🤣

AW FAWK!!

2:05 coz i have sixth sense

I love it all! Yes!

ur doing so well

That was HEAVY

2:04 , 0:28 , 2:57 , 3:31

YO DUDE BURN

I love it man