Internet's Scariest Alpha Male 

The Life-size George plush looks great

Dude gives off serious 'bottom set' vibes, bless him.

The funniest thing about this absolute unit is that he is clearly living with his mum and trying his best to keep his voice down.

how brave of george to insult the scariest man on the internet

It's kinda sad to see that these people have basically been brainwashed to think that money and power are the only goals is life, and to be "masculine" you have to be powerful, emotionless and just a straight up awful person.

The only thing Mr. George M doesn’t drop is the bag and new main channel videos

I actually worry about these types of people being radicalised.

The "sigma male" trend has been one of the worst things to ever happen to young men.

Poor George, his child support is very expensive.

This is the kind of guy to say "I am unemotional." while screaming and crying at the top of his lungs

This man waffles like that one guy at a party who won't let you leave a conversation 😂

The censored part on his polo shirt at 13:25 is the logo for whatever plant hire/construction supply/warehouse company he's working his 9-5 at...While lecturing us that no-one gets rich working a 9-5. Yeah, we know dude, but we've got bills to pay too... No disrespect to anyone in any of the jobs I mentioned either. If you're holding down a real job, then fair play to you.

I love how all “masculinity edit” videos have like a selection of 5 songs they use 😂😂

this so called alpha male looks like the kind of guy you always saw on crimewatch for getting handsy at a school playground

When you order Andrew Tate from Wish.

I always thought the true alpha male was George? You know, having to hide his identity so he doesn't steal everyone's girl...

Andrew tate probably the worst thing to happen to men 😂

Is he whispering so his mum doesn’t hear him 😂

George never fails to burn down my grandmas house ❤❤❤

My guy is saying all this shit about how to become rich whilst filming in the kitchen of a council house.

As a history student how tf do you get the Black Death that far off and have a weird idea that depression didn’t exist in the 1800s even though the Ancient Greeks recognised depression. It’s that same vibe as people who think gay and trans people are only a recent thing while ignoring the fact we have proof that gay and trans people were in Ancient Greece and Rome and in Medieval England trans people were made into saints by the church. I hate when people talk about history when they don’t understand it at all

hes literally the embodiment of 0 gcses ☠☠☠

He's so scary, even his own words hesitate before they dare to come out.

You'd think if dude was so loaded he could afford a tripod instead of having to balance his phone in trees

I'm a mental health nurse and I'm just flabbergasted, I don't know what to say. He is not only wrong in so many of these mental health issues videos but he might cause (unintentionally) someone's mental health state to plummet down. Not to mention that the rest of it is just so sad and at times just funny cause is so stupid. Some people shoudnt be on social media

George I can’t believe you are distracting me from my 19 hours of work a day

It would be more believable to trust him to help you get rich if he wasn’t stood in his mums terrible blue kitchen

Supermarkets make me extremely anxious, but I’ve never failed at buying groceries…he’s chatting some bs 😂

Someone with a tiny following and no money telling people how to get followers and make money. CLASSIC

my timbers were shivered just looking at the thumbnail, so proud of you for being so brave to even show his face

His charismatic personality and passion is clear in how he speaks 😂

He's literally just saying "don't be an introvert"

I dunno this guy sounds really tired I could believe he doesn't sleep, plus he looks like he hasn't slept in a month, it's probably why he's so confused about everything. Him staying up til 3am watching andrew tate explains everything about the videos. "It hasn't even affected me at all" - Alpha Male with visible tears in his eyes it's okay to cry, kings

I like how he uses all the generic tictac music to make it seem deep but really he's just the shallow end of a puddle.

Now we can finally see what gorge looks like by removing the mask on the plush

Why do all these "Alphas" have the weakest jaws ?

Why does that guy talk like he's recovering from a stroke?

thanks George, cant wait to do unspeakable things to the plushie 👍

Callum’s corner is the scariest alpha male

"there were no depressed people back in the day" yeah babe, they were in mental asylums xx

fuck me thumbnails already scary if he looks like that surely he’s on some list my god

This guy would motivate me to change and grow not by following him, but out of fear of ending up like him.

"Mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble." Good advice.

Reads a script like he’s 12 and special needs how can anyone take him seriously haha also get filthy rich while he’s living in a council house rather funny

god being an alpha on the grind sounds exhausting, but hey i'm depressed and lazy so what do i know seriously though i hope these people get hobbies so they have shit to do other than work 19 hours a day and whisper into a camera

I find it really funny how he uses all of the typical "Andrew Tate wisdom" videos with the yellow and white subtitles and a really weird deep fried effect, while zoomed as far in as possible on his face.

Callums corner would batter him, no one could take his crown as the no1 alpha male

this is a fascinating account because the “alpha male” accounts are usually run by andrew tate lookalikes or at least men who try to appear physically impressive but this guy really just looks like any old bloke you’d see at mcdonalds who lives with his mum 😭 like why is bro whispering

If you take the mask off of the little George you get to see his face

“Getting rich is not easy” clearly mate you’re in your mums kitchen ahahahah

Hes talking like hes scared of his parents hearing what he's saying because theyve probably told him to stop acting like a tosser already 😂

You know, this is kinda embarrassing to admit, but I can see my younger self falling for his whole "school makes learning boring on purpose so you don't want to learn later in life" conspiracy, maybe at around 14-15 yrs old. I've long held much resentment towards the school system here in the US, so couple that with the level of critical thinking you have at that age.. yeah. Would definitely second guess myself if I saw his other videos though, because my god you're definitely not an authority on education if you think the Black Plague happened in the 1800s, that's insane. And he's British too! Like not only did the Plague itself affect Britain, but your guys' school system is better than ours!

this guy is giving me a brain aneurysm (not George, I love George)

My man's deliberately trying to make his voice sound deeper😂😂

Ah, so my wife is anxious when big trucks drive past that they might tip over and kill her... I guess, according to this guy, it means she has a low probability of success with large trucks

He talks like he's making a TikTok but doesn't want his parents to hear him 😂

So my guy thinks that Adele, Pavarotti, Ozzy Osbourne, Prince, Cher, Elvis, Barbara Streisand, Rihanna... (and literally every performer ever) ...get anxious before performing because they suck at it? 😂🤔😂

People are going to buy that mini memeulous purely to pull off the bandana and glasses to see if they can find out what his face looks like 😂

Fresh out of prison, living at his mums. Watched Andrew Tate and goes oh i can do that. Instead of working hard to get a job, i can lazily post videos on tik tok to get rich by doing absolutwly fking nothing. Yeah so inspirational. 19 hours work of posting 30 second clips 🤣🤣🤣

no wonder he thinks hes in a matrix if hes constantly only sleeping for 3 hours. Sleep delusions area real problem here people! Open your miiiiiiiind!

He even messed up the anxiety one, he said your probability of giving a bad performance is gonna be low💀

Average Tatertot

2:26 So if you're not very good at talking in public your probability of failing at talking in public is gonna be low... *So you have a higher probability of succeeding? I think he's trying to say the opposite thing but has got his words twisted.*

13:59 sums it up quite well, these people are jealous of money and only care about getting more money. No wonder they’re all depressed

memeulous plush having ears is like uncanny valley

Scariest alpha male so scary that all the girls run away from him.

3:42 feels like he's just trying to justify him being in bottom set

Depression has been recorded since the dawn of human history. Cultures have tried to explain it as demonic Spirits or curses or miasma so many things. Just because they may not have called a depression or necessarily know what it was they were feeling, didn't mean they weren't suffering from depression. Just because people didn't know what measle Villanova was doesn't mean that musically I didn't kill people. Mount Everest was there before people knew what Mount Everest was. Depression is a result of laziness? I guess that Soldier who's depressed because he lost his friends during the war and came back to find out his family died was just being lazy shut up

Most intelligent Andrew Tate fan

Cant wait for people to rip the mask of his merch future George will be fuming...

Bros in a council house, trying to sell a course on how to get rich 😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️ffs!

talking about being filthy rich while lowering his voice so his mum doesnt hear him

The irony is that he sounds more like Ted Kaczynski than AT.

"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" Sounds like an actual quote from someone, I doubt he gave the person who actually said it any credit.

i love how these guys talk about getting rich through hard work and effort while showing screenshots of their Joe rogan podcast clip channels

Dude's accusing people who don't join his course of being emotional, but he literally uses emotional manipulation tactics like FOMO to get them to join.

The voice this guy does is so funny lol

He says he will be more successful than us, but i guarantee we would be happier lol

I don’t believe in poverty, so that means I can never be poor - I figured it out, guys! 🤣 the only thing that makes these people watchable is George’s stellar commentary on them

I’m sorry but he’s talking about getting rich and to use his course to get rich but yet in the background his house looks average? It doesn’t look anything special. Maybe he needs to use his own course 😂

swear that sounds like the dude that was pretending to be George not so long ago

his teeth aren’t physically capable

Tate really ruined a whole generation of kids.

Andrew Tate from Birmingham

After watching some more of his TikToks, this guy gives off some serious "my mums and sister are the same person vibes"

Lmao the dude bought 1 gymshark muscle-fit t-shirt and decided he was going to be the next top G 😭

Why is he giving off MASSIVE nonce vibes.

The fact I saw this guy on my feed going on about depression not being real made me realise it was time to stop scrolling then I came on RU-vid and saw this video in my subscriptions😂

He talks like its 3 am and hes trying not to wake his mom

They all talk like their trying not to wake up their parents

love this fella insinuating that he is apparently hench enough to take on mike tyson when we looks like a rinsed wotsit

Love the ones that talk about being geniuses at social media and making bags, but their own accounts are always so tiny.

Rip everyone in the 1800s who died in the black plague 🙏😢

You say he’s waffling but he’s clearly looking down at cue cards at points which is even more pathetic

To be fair to him, if he does sleep only 3 hours every night, it would probably explain a lot...homeboy's delulu af and needs a nap

Alpha male: I'm the most ambitious hardworking guy ever. Also alpha male: I spend all my time blustering and clipping Joe Rogan podcast for clicks and engagement.

new merch gonna be sold out in microseconds

I love how he worked 18 hours a day but only made £170, less than minimum wage aint it?

The first Alpha males voice is so inconsistent. He can't decide how fake he wants it to be.

He seems less Andrew Tate and more like Hamza from Poundland. The voice seems to be trying to emulate the "roadman" dialect while the hoodie with no shirt is like the discount version of Hamza's bathrobe.