Well... this is embarassing 

What’s wrong with that he is warning you

He is😭

​@@WhoEvenFilmstake a joke

@@WhoEvenFilms The issue is that due to the effects of weed completely destroying your short term memory he forgot that he's said this 10 times already and it's very annoying

​@@smells109it doesn't destroy your short term memory, if you think it does provide some empirical evidence

Sounds about right for a primark

primark is actually disgusting the people that go there are gross too I would always feel so ashamed going there with my mum because she would make me go shopping with her lmao. I had friends that would steal jeans and stuff by wearing like 3 pairs under their actual clothes and they would do their whole face of makeup with the free samples its vile I'm so glad I'm not friends with them anymore

yew sid yew’d tick os tew prrimarrk

I'm sure they're not half as bad as the things I did.

@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881wat did u do

@@oreosaredelicious4000 I commited beastiality. Attempted self deletion. Almost killed someone. And paid for a prostitute all because I misunderstood a manga chapter

@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881you committed WHAT

@@Alioramusremotus beastiality

the thing about spiders is so true i know someone who had a huntsman spider crawl on their knob in their work toilets

@@purplee_. I seen that Reddit story. He walked himself pretty well

@@purplee_.Christ that’s traumatic

@@purplee_.they’re braver than i’ll ever be, i would have gave myself free bottom surgery if that happened to me

@@haventader lol yea

Real

Okay grandpa, let’s get you your meds.

Plenty of us have written cringe as a teenager, don't be too hard on yourself x

Welcome to Britain

When a line of Brits poo themselves, is that considered a pueue

Because majority of people have shit themselves at least once.

Ok

@@theomacer3094Ok

I blame religion

I hope you didn't get constipated!!

this seems to be super common for children, especially soon after they start using the toilet

No you don’t

What every day

Same lol

Hehe same

@@peanutbutterchild broken sleep schedule twins fr💪🏻 :')

Same💀

Naahhh

Moral of the story: don't shit yourself.

fr tho

Bro I read this as two separate lines, "pickles on their own are absolutely banging you" and then "can't change my mind" 👍

to be fair, if he is straight, then intimately holding another dudes hand for the length of a movie thinking it was a girls would understandibly make you feel weird. It's not about masculinity, it's the fact that they're not into men lol

​@@kiituriiexactly this. He just felt uncomfortable. It doesnt gave to do anything with gender. The og commenter just projecting his complex💀💀

Projecting your "Grr i hate the patriarchy!!" Views with this dumbass comment huh? It doesnt have anything to do with the fact that theyre heterosexual males, they both just felt uncomfortable after it

Nah I’d feel so uncomfortable so if this happened with one of my friends and I’m bi

@@kiiturii That part makes sense, but they both had no idea and instead of just pushing through some awkwardness and maybe discussing it, and hopefully reaching a point where they can just laugh about it… they just ended their friendship. It was just handholding, which is understandably a level of intimacy they weren’t comfortable sharing with each other but it’s still a very extreme reaction imo. I’d say this is less an example of fragile male sexuality/masculinity and more an example of fragile male friendships.

Also, the story about the guy dumping a load in the hand dryer One time in college I went to the toilets, thing is, there was toilets all over the college and I almost solely used the ones by my class, which was up at the far back of the building, as no one went in there so they were usually much nicer! However this one day I was right by the toilets by the main entrance, which anyone could use, even people who didn't go to the college, and obviously they received a lot of heavy traffic Well I went into a cubicle and peed (super pee shy), but when I went to flush I noticed there was, urm, fecal matter on the flush handle. I thought that was gross so turned to leave. I then noticed it was on the door handle/lock and all over the door. I then noticed it was also spread all over the walls, ceiling, and toilet paper. To get out of this toilet I had to touch it, there was no way to avoid it. I went to clean my hands in the sink and noticed it was spread all over the taps, the mirrors, the sinks, the walls, ceiling, over all the cubical doors, the urinals. Like there was a thick smear covering everything, including, once again, the door and door handle to leave the toilet area. I once again was forced to touch it. Cause it was in the main lobby I immediately notified the security guard and receptionist of what happened, they seemed to not believe me and thought I was lying/exaggerating, I went back up to my class, told my tutor what happened and was excused to go home early to clean, and when I came back down the toilets had been taped off, and the receptionist/security guard looked as if they had seen a war zone. I never went into those toilets ever again.

pasta point of no return

Yeah the open mouth story was really big on tiktok a month or so ago

what I was thinking 😂 silly little man

that one dude could literally just have told the girl what had happened, gone back home to get a change of pants and returned to the restaurant. Would have been resolved WAY more smoothly even if she didn't want to keep dating after that (which is unlikely considering she waited for 2 whole hours)

sounds like something they will k1ll you would say in a video in a very dramatic voice