Internet Troll Hall Of Fame - The Spit Take 

Had me crying

rofl the best thing ever xD

They didn't cut! They didn't shut it down! They didn't even cut the interview off early and just fill the time with something else! I'm just _reeling_ that he starts talking about how Snowden was made by Vincent Prince on top of a mountain, and they just let him keep talking ...

It was a very moving piece and Jon was totally right. Why would you stop that kind of truth, such beauty?

Barrobroadcastmaster Yes, the story arc of a Hollywood hit... wait... we're talking about Snowden right?!

After it was over I told them it was just another bad movie and I pulled a joke on them. I'm not allowed to pick movies anymore.

That's evil. You got what you deserved.

That is some A+ trolling. Extra points if you were able to sit there straight faced the entire time the movie played.

frozenaorta​ Damn right i straight faced it. I was right in the middle of everyone and they kept looking at me like I was crazy. I told them to look at the movie as if it were the inner workings of the main character's mind as he comes to realize his best friend is sleeping with his fiance.

Oh, hi Mark

Yeah, that's performance art and a great statement on censorship.

I feel bad for the people who just need to pay rent. Like damn, they didn’t make the rules

I’m 5 years late but she definitely didn’t do anything to book the person

I'm sorry, but the Judges are deducting 5 points from your score. A video cannot legally be called "comedy gold" unless it contains Brian Blessed.

BRIAN BLESSED*

I would pay good money to watch BRIAN BLESSED play the sousaphone to a bunch of white supremacists.

You and approximately 7BILLION other humans. Soooo... Kickstarter, then?

Yeah but that undermines the danger element. They wouldn't dare attack Blessed.

An Orange Fellow yeah, calling them all cunts for charging so much and flipping them off too. lol

I bet the reviewers just skipped to the end. Trollish as this is, the review boards aren't total idiots. Smart ones have sound waves showing too in case someone is talking. So they should of had like a old speech playing at same time for that reason.

Like furlow torent said theres plenty of tech to detect changes, especially in sound

+Ryan Orr But that would violate the obligation to watch in "cinema conditions".

He could have put a substance on the wall so that the paint would dry at different speeds spelling out "Fuck You!" At the end.

That's what I wanted to say but you said it already so I can't but I disagree.

You mean you 'Digress'?

what are you incinerating?

We are ALL Ken M. Today!

he's not a good troll.

OMG

dude what about the other ppl you might hit someone (LOL)

don't hit a moose

You are a dog

Dude pull over. you ARE a dog

Wednesday or Thursday we'll get one, don't you worry.

This is one of the rare instances where I would actually rather a typing video. Jack is a sanctimonious asshole who loves the sound of his own voice WAYYY too much.

***** At least I can listen to this video in the background rather than being forced to look at it

Then why are you watching it Corvus? It's labeled as Spit Take. That's Jack's show on cracked. Always has been dude... did you just come here to complain then?

embirlily No, it's so brilliantly meta. Don't you see? He's trolling the troll video.

holy shit you're driving!

pull over, man! i have kids driving out there! They're 5, and 8 yo!

you are a DOG

Dont worry about it. Life if pretty cheap.

Dealt to board [ Kh Qs 5d ]

that's what I was thinking.

Toxoplasma Gondii Causes mice to respond to the smell of cats as they would a potential mate.

TibrisXVII That's it! I had it on the tip of my tongue.

Isn't that the same one around a third of humans have?

ארד קרן Yep. The one and only.

No, she was the daughter of a poor Appalachian turd miner and that Jeopardy question was her life's goal.

I used to breed fancy rats (dumbo dalmatian rex) and yeah - that was my first thought.

I just looked up Toxoplasma Gondii because of your comment, and my mind is figuratively blown. I can't help immediately wondering if every "crazy cat lady" is infected. I'm aware of fungi that infect bugs' brains and make them go into conditions that are suited for fungi, but specific recognition of animal species is incredible.

KnuckleHunkybuck There are actually studies that suggest the same thing, although I'm not 100% sure if T. Gondii is the suspect. As for the fungi, my favorite is the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis (had to look the name up) a.k.a "Zombie Ant Fungus". There's definitely a terrifying variety of "mind controlling" fungi and venoms in the animal kingdom.

The sousaphone thing was from a (I think british) TV show called the Last Leg, they also got him to follow Donald Trump around one of his golf courses in Scotland and Jeremy Hunt too :D

sad

That's actually the brilliance of his trolling. The vast majority of the time, the presenter is barely listening, if at all, to the guest they're pretending to talk to. They're actually listening to the voice of their director\handler in the earpiece, feeding them the next question. And in turn, that director is very likely being fed talking points by some message coordinator above them. They're almost never paying much attention to the guest. This wasn't just a troll, it was an *exploit*. I like to imagine that while that clip was happening, there was one low-level guy in the control booth - running the mixer board or something - waving his arms frantically and being told to STFU by all the people in charge.

Credibility

That sounds very very likely.

Why are some comments listed twice here?

Why are some comments listed twice here?

It may be an art form, but for every Leonardo da Vinci, there are millions of Billy da Kindergartens.

you just did

well, let's not get too excited. Let's say "entertaining"

You are awesome! Been watching your content ever since dial-up internet... er. Well, more like reading.

Remember that time you told me third wave ska was ass? ... still mad about that.

remember the time you told me third wave ass was ska?..me neither

Ness G How dare you!?

link please

Link?

His names Zelda...

Trolling is an ant farm.

Sorry folks...didn't know this was going to get comments. www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/26/how-pepe-the-frog-became-a-nazi-trump-supporter-and-alt-right-symbol.html Here's one of the links, but I would encourage you to look more me.

Nah biggest troll spent a crap ton of money to attack volks wagon and be a rapping rabi on Brittany got talent

That mouse is my hero! #JerryMouse2016

Don't mean to ruin your dream, but I think the mouse was sick. There's this parasite which makes mice seek out cats and basically run into them. I've seen this where I live, there was a cat lying on the road with a mouse next to it's mouth and I thought "Oh, it caught a mouse" then I saw the mouse wasn't dead and it was running back and forth in front of the mouse tackling the mouse in the face, like it was trying to get into the cats mouth x) I realized the mouse was sick and walked up to them to separate them so the cat wouldn't eat the mouse and spread the parasite, but I got the weirdest look from anything in my life x) I like jumped next to them and said "shoo shoo!" and both of them just looked at me as if I was crazy x) Such a strange feeling to have a mouse and cat sit next to each other and both of them looking up at me without moving or even flinching, just sitting there. I stomped the ground a few times but they still wouldn't move but then I had to go because I was running late.... Such a weird moment.

It actually makes the case that Trolls may be mentally ill. That's reason enough for me. Makes more sense than most of the shit I see online.

many cat owners have this same brain parasite but its only deadly if they see thier cat about to be run over by a bus

it's called Toxoplasmiosis Ghondi but I'm sure I'm spelling it wrong.

Christian Ewing 💯💯

Robert Headley how are you verified?

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I needed skittles 💯

Odd One thank you!

ad blockers are awesome

Somehow I keep getting those get rich scheme adds and Theist advertisements o.O...

I keep getting ads for alcohol. Shit I think the internet knows me better than most people do.

I don't see any. Maybe because it isn't relevant like it was a year ago. Duh.