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6 Shockingly Out-of-Touch Celebrities - The Spit Take 

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@WafffleWolf
@WafffleWolf 9 лет назад
Hawke is probably farsighted or needs reading glasses or something, that doesn't mean he's out-of-touch, he's just out-of-sight...
@the1brucewayne
@the1brucewayne 9 лет назад
They probably just wanted to add someone else to the list.
@logancox6548
@logancox6548 9 лет назад
That was pretty weak. Just because you hold your phone a certain way doesn't mean you're out of touch.
@kayealexv.g.
@kayealexv.g. 9 лет назад
I was wondering if anyone else thought bringing that up was weird. Its either padding or Jack is out of touch with society and is genuinely unaware of the plight of some who didn't bring their glasses.
@the-chillian
@the-chillian 9 лет назад
Or aware that reading all hunched over his text looks like absolute shit on camera.
@PeeboTyson
@PeeboTyson 9 лет назад
I imagine lighting in a television studio creates a Hell of a glare on the screen.
@alazarielanderson5367
@alazarielanderson5367 9 лет назад
"Who is this '4chan' ?" I've never laughed so hard in my life.
@KemaTheAtheist
@KemaTheAtheist 9 лет назад
That's a fine question to ask because a lot of normal people wouldn't know. That may very well have been for the benefit of the audience. That a "tech analyst" proceeded with "He might have been some systems administrator" is the huge problem there.
@janatownsend-gee3409
@janatownsend-gee3409 9 лет назад
***** oh, no its said because CNN don't understand what a "website" and therefore 4chan must be a person or a group what is a website?
@audacity1375
@audacity1375 9 лет назад
***** so you think that it is reasonable that when she was told "the photos were posted on 4chan" just before airing she thought that the photos were leaked physically ON TOP of an actual breathing human being with a number for a name?
@janatownsend-gee3409
@janatownsend-gee3409 9 лет назад
Jonathan Deutsch As someone who does interneting everyday i can confirm that you stick pins into the 4chan hacker to post them on the internets
@trence5
@trence5 9 лет назад
Alazariel Anderson I don't what 4Chan is either...
@Digmer
@Digmer 8 лет назад
i thought it was something or the sort of gwyneth paltrow saying "this facial cream is so good, and is only 10.000. you need this!!!" this is just people who are not into tech or social media.
@hydrogenroar
@hydrogenroar 7 лет назад
I never liked Julia Roberts before but now I do.
@theothertonydutch
@theothertonydutch 5 лет назад
You can relate to an artificially beautiful woman. That's a step.
@heatheroberlander14
@heatheroberlander14 4 года назад
Me neither, but this seems surprisingly humble. I know I’M just yelling into the wind on Twitter.
@rhettgedies7467
@rhettgedies7467 9 лет назад
I think social media wastes so much time and causes so much fake/blown up drama. Now granted Miss Roberts might not know "how" to use Twitter, I applaud her for not being on it.
@SA80TAGE
@SA80TAGE 8 лет назад
+Rhett Gedies it's funny that you say that, on youtube, the most popular social media website IN THE WORLD
@MisterObjectivity
@MisterObjectivity 8 лет назад
+Samur/Aye Studios Facebook is the most popular social media website in the world, dipshit. Stop making up bullshit to justify your idiotic view of the world. In August 2015, Facebook garnered 900,000,000 unique visitors. RU-vid got a little over one-third that many. More folks use Facebook than RU-vid, Instagram and Twitter combined. Seriously, stop trying to bluff folks with that lame comeback--this is the second time I've seen you use it, and it's totally stupid. Newsflash, moron: RU-vid IS NOT TWITTER. For starters, doesn't Twitter have a severely-restricted character limit? YES. Twitter is significantly different from RU-vid. Face it, folks use RU-vid primarily to watch videos, in the same way one might peruse TV or DVDs. On the other hand, most folks use Twitter primarily to trade really dopey "micro-messages" about what they ate for breakfast and which colour toilet paper they used to wipe their arse. IF you DO see someone ON TWITTER saying how TWITTER is stupid, THEN you can bust their chops. But critiquing Twitter, even outright pissing all over Twitter, in a RU-vid comment section, is completely fair game. Comparing RU-vid to Twitter is like comparing going to the movies and chatting with your fellow viewers about the movie after the credits, with exchanging mini-notes containing mundane thoughts in the classroom with your schoolmates. Now politely shut the fuck up, you're tedious.
@SA80TAGE
@SA80TAGE 8 лет назад
MisterObjectivity youtube is still social media you moron... videos are media, and it's shared socially throughout the world... yet here you are, bitching about using social media, whilst using social media... and you call me the dipshit? hahahahahahaha
@MisterObjectivity
@MisterObjectivity 8 лет назад
+Samur/Aye Studios RU-vid is/can be a form of social media, but it's not Twitter. I say "is/can" in regards to RU-vid being social media, because if you're just watching videos on RU-vid and not responding, then it's not an interactive experience--ergo, not a social one. If I pick up a magazine in the library and read it, is that a "social" experience? No. If I listen to music inside my bedroom, with no other humans present, is that a "social" experience? No. If I watch sitcoms on TV all by myself, is that a social experience? No. But I digress. My gripe wasn't with social media per se, it was with a certain TYPE of social media, and more to the point, the fact that the moron in the video thinks Twitter is OH SO IMPORTANT, and that you're an out of touch doofus JUST BECAUSE you don't use it. But I am allowed to have a general distaste for Twitter without eschewing other forms of online interaction. Now, just because I hate this type of movie or that type of movie, it doesn't mean I hate all genres of film. Just because I may not like heavy metal, it doesn't mean I have a problem with ALL primaries of music. Likewise, I AM allowed to utilise RU-vid WITHOUT using Twitter. You may kindly read my response to your other post below. Saying RU-vid is the same as Twitter is like saying a school bus is the same as a passenger plane. A school bus and a passenger plane are both forms of mass transportation, but the raison d'être for each is radically different from the other. If you can't grasp that simple concept, then you're even dumber than your posts suggest. Anyway, I've said my piece, so I'm done with this topic. If you wish to post more bullshit punctuated with maniacal comic book laughter (" hahahahahahaha"), then have at it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go eat a banana...or maybe I'll go eat a chocolate cake. But why must I decide between the two? They're both food, so I guess they're the same thing...
@SA80TAGE
@SA80TAGE 8 лет назад
yet here you are, posting replies, interacting... dare i say, socialising. lol
@WalterLiddy
@WalterLiddy 8 лет назад
He lost me when he mocked Roberts for thinking Twitter is a waste of time.
@Charlie-qc5cs
@Charlie-qc5cs 8 лет назад
same
@slappy8941
@slappy8941 8 лет назад
Because, hipsters...
@user-unos111
@user-unos111 8 лет назад
+WalterLiddy Harsh truth are usually never liked
@royfr8136
@royfr8136 8 лет назад
+WalterLiddy yes
@Fawnko
@Fawnko 8 лет назад
+WalterLiddy Lol he didn't mock her for thinking Twitter is a waste of time (she mentioned other social media outlets and not just Twitter by the way), he mocked her for having no clue about the relevance of the internet.
@BohemianEmbassador-Shen
@BohemianEmbassador-Shen 7 лет назад
Actually, it just looks as though Ethan Hawke isn't wearing his glasses.
@BGfootballfan
@BGfootballfan 5 лет назад
Or he tried to make sure the camera has a good angle on his face. It is probably the glasses doe.
@shortyeee21
@shortyeee21 5 лет назад
That is exactly what I thought. Or maybe the stage lighting forced him to hold it away from him to read it.
@sheilacabrera4603
@sheilacabrera4603 5 лет назад
Exactly.
@jamessmith4455
@jamessmith4455 4 года назад
You stole my thought. He needs reading glasses. That’s all.
@BohemianEmbassador-Shen
@BohemianEmbassador-Shen 4 года назад
@@jamessmith4455 sorry, I'll get out of your head, lol. That's what my daughter says when I know what she's going to ask for BEFORE she asks. She's all drama too, grabbing the sides of her head with the tenacity Gordon Ramsey uses when making an idiot sandwich, she loudly proclaims, "Get out of my head, woman!" It's funny.
@Lauranna
@Lauranna 8 лет назад
Why would I get a twitter account? Its a bloody waste of time.
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 9 лет назад
I just discovered this videos secondary purpose: rounding up all the people who are needlessly prideful about not using facebook or twitter into one comment section. "Oh, so if I'm not using the internet I'm out of touch?, fuck you Cracked!" You say while using the internet.
@Kagemusha08
@Kagemusha08 9 лет назад
Dick Grayson People's aren't hating because they don't use Facebook or Twitter, they're hating because of the obnoxious, unfunny hosting style. Dude founded one of the most successful comedy websites on the net, I'll give him credit for that, but he comes off as a smarmy little prick instead of a clever smartass on camera.
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 9 лет назад
Kagemusha08 I don't see it. I mean, my favorite host would either be Daniel or Michael. But still, I find him funny. I think the problem is that he is overshadowed by the clips. Most people want to see more of the clips as opposed to him talking. So naturally, they get kind of upset when he interrupts something interesting. But you know, if they just showed clips it wouldn't really be a Cracked video.
@synapfluxnln9317
@synapfluxnln9317 9 лет назад
Kagemusha08 so true
@MisterObjectivity
@MisterObjectivity 8 лет назад
+Dick Grayson "IF I'm not using the internet"...hypothetical. And he's also ragging people who don't know how to use Twitter and mobile phones. Newsflash, Einstein: not everyone online owns a mobile phone. Not everyone online uses Twitter. And even people who do use Twitter et al are allowed to call this guy on his giant lack of logic. Also, saying you don't use the net isn't "prideful", it's simply a statement of fact. I can understand why someone would say this: it stops people asking "are you on Facebook?" for the 1,374th time.
@iinRez
@iinRez 8 лет назад
+Dick Grayson The internet is a large information source where you can learn anything and everything if you know what to search. Twitter and Facebook are the locker rooms where every one is whipping each other with wet towels and gossiping about mindless shit.
@Thurgor_Supreme
@Thurgor_Supreme 9 лет назад
Are you seriously hating on someone for straight-up ignoring twitter?
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy 9 лет назад
I'm not a big fan of Roberts but she makes a fair point; he can't really mock it.
@Traumglanz
@Traumglanz 9 лет назад
Name of the Rose He did not mock her anyway, he used her as example to illustrate his point about famous people from before 2006 being not into social media much.
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy 9 лет назад
"Shockingly out of touch" is not mocking?
@Traumglanz
@Traumglanz 9 лет назад
Name of the Rose Thinking about that. I guess it might already count in america. Maybe. But I don´t get americans, so I am not sure. :p edit: To clarify this, it a true statement, it gets clarified in the video, there is no ill intent either and in the case of her it does not get even really ridiculed based on her person. Does not really qualify for me as mocking her.
@Mykki1003
@Mykki1003 8 лет назад
For the first time and probably only time in my life, I relate to Julia Roberts. :)
@mynameisgladiator1933
@mynameisgladiator1933 8 лет назад
Alternatively, Ethan Hawk holds a phone like someone who is far-sided and doesn't have his glasses on. That's just dumb. You present yourself as some kind of know it all but you really know nothing. And dufus, Julia Roberts is right, a star who twitters has the total effect of someone blowing into the wind. And for a celeb, there really is no upside.
@joyusdivisionus
@joyusdivisionus 8 лет назад
Well said
@mynameisgladiator1933
@mynameisgladiator1933 8 лет назад
joyusdivisionus Thank you! Everyone acts like if a star doesn't social media there's something wrong with them. They're smart really.
@joyusdivisionus
@joyusdivisionus 8 лет назад
+Test Channel exactly like I'm pretty indifferent to Julia Roberts personally but I'd say she's done pretty well for herself so far without social media. Plus her job is acting, if she stopped appearing in stuff then yeah maybe find that strange but you don't call yourself a celebrity just because you are an actor, other people call you that so its not like as a celebrity her job is to have a Twitter. Why is this now like an expectation?
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 8 лет назад
* far sighted
@wellesradio
@wellesradio 8 лет назад
Except for the "sided" part.
@Woodsy2575
@Woodsy2575 8 лет назад
But DMX was in jail, of course he doesn't get computers
@whodatboi2567
@whodatboi2567 8 лет назад
yep
@sammoon2906
@sammoon2906 8 лет назад
+Woodsy2575 There are computers and educational programs in every jail. Being that unaware of how to us a computer is his fault, not society...
@MrPeteybelljr
@MrPeteybelljr 8 лет назад
+Woodsy2575 was gonna say
@earthatom7
@earthatom7 8 лет назад
+Sam Moon lol you're ridiculous. every jail? really? you obviously do not live in an actual city let alone a large one and also obviously have never been to jail... shut the F up please.... lol fail
@lokdabest
@lokdabest 8 лет назад
+Woodsy2575 wall of money and fame, my ass.
@antonisaksson896
@antonisaksson896 8 лет назад
I like how you make fun of him thinking there is an app that can tell you where your nearest McDonalds is, when there actually is... Disconnected mush?
@upyours1256
@upyours1256 8 лет назад
god people ,ethen hawk is holding the phone like that ,cause he is obviously long sighted ,im sure theres plenty of long sighted people ,nodding with agreement ,as they read this!
@babefinley1
@babefinley1 8 лет назад
thank you!!!
@skimmington
@skimmington 8 лет назад
The spaces go after the commas. And the commas go in places more sparingly
@rippedgenes
@rippedgenes 8 лет назад
long winded people use the comma after the space and often.
@jsfpcgc
@jsfpcgc 8 лет назад
yes, he just looked like he needs reading glasses.
@politykanazw2622
@politykanazw2622 8 лет назад
I assumed it was acting/voice production thing and I proceeded to roll my eyes at the stupid jabs
@jackjowett902
@jackjowett902 6 лет назад
You know someone's really out of touch when they call the internet the "information super highway"
@prettyjaysays
@prettyjaysays 9 лет назад
I don't think they're out of touch, I think they're smart. I deactivated my Facebook and it was surprising when I realized how much time I was wasting on there.
@darkartsdabbler2407
@darkartsdabbler2407 9 лет назад
Pretty Jay Well, I wouldn't say "smart", lucky is a better term. They are out of touch, but you're right, it's probably better living like that.
@cicntrybyty
@cicntrybyty 9 лет назад
they never had one. they dont even have a basic knowledge of it. Julia Roberts says she doesn't not use it by choice just that she doesn't understand the concept. did you guys watch the entire video?
@MiguelDurazo
@MiguelDurazo 8 лет назад
+Pretty Jay But you know how to use it and choose to not use it, probably the same with twitter, or any other social media website because you are young and you have navigate through the web most of your life, the definition of "out of touch" is that they don't know/care how to use the most modern stuff we all mostly younger people just take for granted.
@Giant2005
@Giant2005 8 лет назад
Refusing to use Twitter doesn't make you out-of-touch.
@thisisawesomeeeeeeee
@thisisawesomeeeeeeee 8 лет назад
+Gerard Shore That's true. That's also not the point they were making. Not knowing how social media works makes you to of touch. ''it's like screaming into the wind'' seriously?!
@stacys8729
@stacys8729 8 лет назад
+Jazz Taylor I suppose she didnt understand how it works, but i also heard her saying whats the damn point? What is the point of broadcasting random posts to the world, like what you had for lunch and your feelings about tulips, or whatever nonsense is put out on twitter.
@ElementalLeaf
@ElementalLeaf 8 лет назад
+Gerard Shore That sounds like something someone out-of-touch would say
@thisisawesomeeeeeeee
@thisisawesomeeeeeeee 8 лет назад
Stacy s I agree. I don't use it myself but it's kind of ignorant what she says about it
@kennyspillman9241
@kennyspillman9241 8 лет назад
+Jazz Taylor its not ingnorant, Fuck Twitter is basically what she was saying and she is correct
@joshuatoms8288
@joshuatoms8288 8 лет назад
How about this? Been on the internet since 1994, Facebook since 2006... got so sick of what social media has become, deleted my profile permanently 3 years ago. No desire to return, ever. Gosh, I must be such a social outcast and tech illiterate.
@JohnHaugeland
@JohnHaugeland 5 лет назад
"I love how Newt thinks there's an app that just tells you where a McDonalds is" I love how this guy thinks there isn't
@lyadmilo
@lyadmilo 9 лет назад
Ok but clearly Ethan Hawke needs glasses for farsightedness but was not allowed to wear them on camera. That is just the distance away from the face that farsighted people need to see words. It's not because it's a phone.
@TheGamingDandy
@TheGamingDandy 9 лет назад
God damned contacts man.
@dirtywater5336
@dirtywater5336 9 лет назад
DMX is tripping balls in this video. I'm gonna go with cocaine
@shaunpearson7905
@shaunpearson7905 9 лет назад
Con Artist I have a horse that trips on his balls.
@MrSpiralingDownward
@MrSpiralingDownward 9 лет назад
Con Artist Yeah, he was high af. Sweatin like a slave in Deebo's chicken coop.
@javierfernandez2958
@javierfernandez2958 8 лет назад
+Shaun Pearson aaaaa! geez, man. you gotta castrate or shoot that horse. ...im now convincing myself that you are obviously lying. but still. thats not good hahahah
@TonyToledo22
@TonyToledo22 8 лет назад
+Con Artist Tripping Balls = Taking LSD - Im no expert but you don't "trip balls" on cocaine lol NEWB! ;)
@dirtywater5336
@dirtywater5336 8 лет назад
+Tony Salazar you're really gonna dissect a fucking RU-vid comment? Moron
@yehkdoastlp4379
@yehkdoastlp4379 8 лет назад
His jokes are so long and random that they make me forget what the video is about. And why is not having a twitter or holding your phone far from your face making them out of touch? I can't finish this video
@AlexM-vt5pu
@AlexM-vt5pu 8 лет назад
It makes them old. You are probably old, aren't you?
@TheKillerQueenfan
@TheKillerQueenfan 8 лет назад
+Alex M wow you're lame aren't you?
@TheKillerQueenfan
@TheKillerQueenfan 8 лет назад
This video is supposed to be funny? Really?
@simplyhuman3982
@simplyhuman3982 4 года назад
True. I just want to see the other b.s. he is going to say now.
@-NoneOfYourBusiness
@-NoneOfYourBusiness 8 лет назад
Ethan Hawk just need glasses (getting old does that) and he dont want to. The fact you and your team dont get this show that you guys are out of touch too. Your writers are in their 20s early 30s and dont have a clue about medical, right ?
@mcrampto
@mcrampto 8 лет назад
Yes! I was thinking the same :) He obviously didn't have reading glasses with him.
@jabberwolf7348
@jabberwolf7348 8 лет назад
He's just a young douche that was probably logged onto his first computer in 2007 and thinks hes smart for being able to, as well as have an iphone. This is the basic premise for the entire video.
@wellesradio
@wellesradio 8 лет назад
Am I late for the old people convention? That's what this thread is, right? Dang whippersnappers!
@kaipeterson
@kaipeterson 5 лет назад
EXACTLY!
@blacklespaul01
@blacklespaul01 9 лет назад
In other news, Cracked.com editor Jack O'Brien is shocked to learn that old people struggle with new technologies.
@DogsBAwesome
@DogsBAwesome 9 лет назад
***** Gingrich is a fossilized toad
@TheBigZam
@TheBigZam 9 лет назад
Since when was a computer a 'new technology' xD stop trying to put the vid down. As for 'old' how is DMX and Julia Roberts old? Not 60+ are they
@budcat7
@budcat7 9 лет назад
Getting "shocked" and learning are two fun things I do when I'm not in my straight jacket.....
@TheAntiSanta
@TheAntiSanta 9 лет назад
Zam W In their 40's
@StopChangingMyNameYoutube1
@StopChangingMyNameYoutube1 9 лет назад
***** Hell that's what I'd do if I was a celeb. Wouldn't YOU rather be surrounded by "bum lickers" instead of fanboys?
@TheBigZam
@TheBigZam 9 лет назад
Ethan Hawk or whatever looks like he is far sighted hence why he holds his phone at arms reach
@dirigibility
@dirigibility 9 лет назад
^ That's not how it works, you idiot.
@dirigibility
@dirigibility 9 лет назад
***** Oh yes, how classy. The "change the paragraph long insult into a '?'" move. My "about page" is a reference from one of Divinci's lesser known pieces.
@dirigibility
@dirigibility 9 лет назад
I wasn't even responding to you, anyhow.
@dirigibility
@dirigibility 9 лет назад
I used to "^" to point out I was replying to the person above me, who has since deleted their comment apparently.
@dirigibility
@dirigibility 9 лет назад
***** I am aware. I just hate the integration of Google + so I try not to use it.
@summerwll
@summerwll 8 лет назад
having a twitter or facebook makes you someone??? people can go on without internet....
@MrCobb1020
@MrCobb1020 5 лет назад
That OutKast reference 😂
@BCY88
@BCY88 9 лет назад
I just thought Ethan Hawke couldn't read the tweet because he's far-sighted? My dad reads everything like that without his glasses
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy 9 лет назад
Well Ethan Hawke is older than Jack O'Brien and therefore an idiot in his opinion. Clearly good eyesight is the only measure of success in show business.
@TheSashbynoe
@TheSashbynoe 9 лет назад
you're clear logic and common sense are not welcome here!
@jayhouse345
@jayhouse345 9 лет назад
The title says "6 shockingly out of touch celebrities". Other than Newt not making sense I did not find any of the others out of touch. Just because someone thinks twitter and other things like it are stupid doesn't mean they are out of touch. I don't have a twitter or any other account. I don't want to know when your going to the bathroom or that your foot has been itching for an hour. people think that they have X amount of followers or friends on facebook they think what they have to say is important.
@pluckyduck11y
@pluckyduck11y 9 лет назад
Jay house I don't think Julia said it was stupid, she just didn't seem to understand the very basis of social media. I was also quite nonplussed by Twitter. Didn't understand why it was so popular. I thought the idea was stupid. I still think it largely is stupid, based on the overwhelming majority of useless content people post on it. I don't see what really sets it apart from all the other forms of social media before it, or why it took off. It's basically a more limited form of things that came before. And somehow limitation means a trendy sensation. Makes something "intimidating" or "cumbersome" simpler. Basically Twitter is the Cliffnotes of social media. Hundreds of millions of people are retarded, so voila. It's perfect.
@jayhouse345
@jayhouse345 9 лет назад
pluckyduck11y I wasn't quoting Julia. But your right. I had twitter for maybe a week. I'd get tweets like "man this food is good" or "If I don't find a bathroom I'm going to explode" (of course not those word for word, but you get my drift.)
@hanstun1
@hanstun1 9 лет назад
Jay house Newt is explaining smartphones to seniors or something...not out of touch at all. Just trying to make it sound a little friendlier. I sounded much like him when we got a tablet for my mom the other week....I swear she thinks it has a self destruct button. Also, Ethan Hawke is obviously near sighted....
@jayhouse345
@jayhouse345 9 лет назад
Hans Tun That is my point. The title is misleading. Just because the actors don't like it or don't see a need for it does not mean they are out of touch.
@MrSpiralingDownward
@MrSpiralingDownward 9 лет назад
Jay house You thought DMX being confused by a search bar and an Enter key wasn't highly indicative of being out of touch?!?
@Halloween111
@Halloween111 7 лет назад
I miss the old days when cracked only came in magazine form...and was funny.
@MrRin213
@MrRin213 7 лет назад
Halloween111 no kidding! i LOVED cracked magazine and the two videos i've watched of this are actually making me angry.
@CrankyCarrot
@CrankyCarrot 8 лет назад
If I had a dollar for every time a Cracked feature used the word "Shockingly" in the title, I'd have about four thousand dollars.
@MostLikelyMortal
@MostLikelyMortal 9 лет назад
Cracked is becoming a more explicit Buzzfeed.
@thefatheroflies7921
@thefatheroflies7921 9 лет назад
Are your jimmies rustled?
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 9 лет назад
Wow. The scary thing is that Gingrich couldn't have made that video himself, so there are other people who participated in it.
@Beast_Lee
@Beast_Lee 9 лет назад
thats what I was thinking!
@ineffablemars
@ineffablemars 7 лет назад
In Ethan Hawke's defense, he's probably farsighted. My dad is and does the same thing.
@feelthejoy
@feelthejoy 8 лет назад
I'm not a celebrity, and I think Twitter is f*cking idiotic and pointless. There are plenty of annoying things about Julia Roberts, but her not wanting to be on Twitter is not one of them.
@ArjunYadav-qu9ry
@ArjunYadav-qu9ry 8 лет назад
+Joy Woffindin Yaa true. I also never get the thing of twitter. Dont have account and probably never will.
@ejscottb3
@ejscottb3 8 лет назад
Twitter is just another social media outlet - like RU-vid forums. Like the one you and I are using. Right now. It's simply a means for some people to promote themselves (for better or worse, just like the guy in this video). It's for people to express their opinions or tweet articles they think their followers would be interested in. Or to make CUNT jokes like Ricky Gervais does. So, really, what's the diff between Facebook, Twitter, RU-vid, Instagram, SnapChat, or any website or app that connects you to information supplied by someone else? I think what Julia Roberts means is, "who wants to know what she thinks," which is a respectable, humble attitude. No one should feel insecure or be scoffed at because they don't subscribe to one or any social media outlets. However, it has become kind of "off" to admit you don't use a web-connected computer at all. That's basically admitting you're not interested in news or the world. Like in years past saying you don't use a TV, a telephone, read books or newspapers.
@3martiniplaydate
@3martiniplaydate 8 лет назад
mmmyyaaaa..... Most people who have multiple social media accounts are just dilusional narsissists. Did I spell that right? 🍸🍸🍸
@DARE0451
@DARE0451 9 лет назад
Ethan Hawke is easy to apologize for. He probably needs reading glasses.
@0zziefan
@0zziefan 9 лет назад
I'm with Julia Roberts. Choosing to ignore Twitter doesn't make you out of touch
@wheelitzr2
@wheelitzr2 8 лет назад
Twitter and Facebook is stupid! I'm on Julia Roberts side.
@derOLF
@derOLF 8 лет назад
me2
@Voileen
@Voileen 8 лет назад
*are
@nebraskajoenelson8987
@nebraskajoenelson8987 8 лет назад
your trailer parks still on dialup?
@evxdaddy
@evxdaddy 8 лет назад
bingo!
@wheelitzr2
@wheelitzr2 8 лет назад
+Nebraska joe nelson yup and my tooth clean up real nice 2!!! go fuck yourself!
@graham1034
@graham1034 6 лет назад
I think Julia Roberts is right. What's the point in being followed by millions of random people? Narcissism?
@Gos1234567
@Gos1234567 5 лет назад
yea your still just talking to the wind no matter how many followers you have
@gillianorley
@gillianorley 9 лет назад
What Gingrich was talking about is already happening. Rather than always using the term "smartphone," it is increasingly common to instead refer to a "mobile device," which also covers tablets especially as the distinction between phone and tablet begins to blur. So just as the name, horseless carriage did not stick and even as automobile gave way to the more common term, car, it seems likely that we will call "smartphones" something else as the years pass. That's all he was saying. He's probably correct. How does that make him out of touch?
@TheOldMan-75
@TheOldMan-75 8 лет назад
Calling people smug all the time while making fun of celebrities giving a shit about twitter. That's a nice move man-child from cracked
@Dianimations_
@Dianimations_ 8 лет назад
wow i feel bad for the makers of this video
@jumbo6498
@jumbo6498 8 лет назад
You're out of touch when your reality is based on social media....
@mznaeture
@mznaeture 4 года назад
Helloooo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@johnmarston2616
@johnmarston2616 8 лет назад
Normally I don't criticize someone else's wardrobe, and I certainly don't consider myself "fashionable" at all, but this guy dresses like he's trying REEEAALLY hard to look like he doesn't care about what he wears, when in reality he obsesses over it.
@MiisterShane
@MiisterShane 9 лет назад
People go out of their way to watch a known satirical, sarcastic comedy show then get pissed off because some mean things got said about somebody. Incredible.
@wellesradio
@wellesradio 8 лет назад
Wow! Newt Gingrich really sold me on that computey-pocket-dingus. I want one now!
@chromeinox
@chromeinox 8 лет назад
Yeah, that Julia Roberts Lost touch with reality. She doesn't give a fuck about social media and what someone she doesn't even know might say about her. Lock her in the asylum!!!
@peaceandllov
@peaceandllov 9 лет назад
This old boy is trying to hard. Unwatchable.
@allanfloyd8103
@allanfloyd8103 9 лет назад
peaceandllov The word is TOO. Uneducatable.
@peaceandllov
@peaceandllov 9 лет назад
Allan Floyd Burn.
@allanfloyd8103
@allanfloyd8103 9 лет назад
peaceandllov Peace. And Love! XD
@peaceandllov
@peaceandllov 9 лет назад
Allan Floyd Pardon?
@omegaweaponredux
@omegaweaponredux 9 лет назад
i lost my shit at that CNN clip. hilarious.
@Offended83Shadow
@Offended83Shadow 8 лет назад
Um... yea, DMX was in prison while the whole internet thing became a thing
@wren6587
@wren6587 7 лет назад
The Ethan hawke thing, where he holds the phone in an awkward way, was more likely a vision thing than a "not understanding technology" thing. Most of my family has to do that because they're far-sighted, but I have to do the opposite and hold it really close to my face because I am ridiculously near-sighted and don't have a proper prescription.
@arthurdent6256
@arthurdent6256 9 лет назад
I'm pretty sure Ethan Hawk just left his reading glasses at home buddy -_-
@rebeccaw7795
@rebeccaw7795 9 лет назад
Ethan probably just needed readers, oh young one. I don't think he was being a douche, just middle-aged.
@Black11u1aby3
@Black11u1aby3 7 лет назад
Weird how people think this channel is trying to make the legitimate claim that these celebrities are stupid. It totally isn't entirely bullshit, this totally isn't a comedy channel, this guy totally really thinks this stuff.
@eddiemc22
@eddiemc22 7 лет назад
totally like totally totally
@joycebennett5388
@joycebennett5388 7 лет назад
he hee he😉😂😂 totally dude
@RealStuntPanda
@RealStuntPanda 8 лет назад
I love that this guy is making fun of people that don't understand technology, yet he can't fathom there's a McDonald's app that tells you where the nearest McDonald's is. #FacePalm
@motherintoronto
@motherintoronto 8 лет назад
No, I think he probably got it. But it's the most unimpressive example of an app Newt could've come up with. Who even uses that?
@RealStuntPanda
@RealStuntPanda 8 лет назад
InandaroundTO So either the host doesn't know how technology works himself or he doesn't know how satire works. Either way it's a fail. "Who even uses [the McDonald's app]?" I think McDonald's is the most vile "food" ever made but apparently well over 20 million people have downloaded the app so I'm guessing some use it. (Especially since they offer free fries on Friday if you show the cashier a coupon in the app).
@theevilmasterofhugs2
@theevilmasterofhugs2 9 лет назад
I found this funny :) it's cute when people get all flustered about using the internet
@katw.6519
@katw.6519 7 лет назад
DMX was in prison, so he was behind a wall.
@JackHails
@JackHails 8 лет назад
I think Ethan Hawke is just farsighted and is trying to hold the phone so he can read the text, but also so it would not obscure his face
@shawnnoyes2776
@shawnnoyes2776 7 лет назад
I love that NOW there is an app that just tells you were the closest McDonald's is!! -Shawn
@mrwindupbird101
@mrwindupbird101 8 лет назад
I get the feeling that people don't like Jack for some reason. I think he's hilarious.
@Ronnie86753
@Ronnie86753 3 года назад
Agree! Jack is friggin hilarious . If they don’t , they are tight-wads smh
@cagedweller6223
@cagedweller6223 3 года назад
I miss this alot
@SOUNDsculptures
@SOUNDsculptures 8 лет назад
I still don't understand Twitter. I'm glad I don't care.
@MonieLuvBR93
@MonieLuvBR93 6 лет назад
SOUNDsculptures 2 years later and I still don’t
@djnolan00000
@djnolan00000 5 лет назад
same
@zombelladonna
@zombelladonna 5 лет назад
SOUNDsculptures Twitter is almost worse than reddit, jk..nothing is worse than reddit
@kartavianmacrath7219
@kartavianmacrath7219 4 года назад
I know this was made years ago, but has anyone noticed that there is now an app that just tells you where the closest McDonalds is?
@illman3006
@illman3006 7 лет назад
this dude gringich's speech practically sums up how politicians spend their time at work
@kab4292
@kab4292 8 лет назад
Being oblivious to social media is a good thing.
@jordan2104
@jordan2104 8 лет назад
+kab4292 I agree! I quit Facebook about a year and a half ago and never been on Tweeter, Instagram and whatever else is out there. I'lI stick with watching YT instead of TV (no cable or satellite) and of course Netflix when I have time. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything...
@earthatom7
@earthatom7 8 лет назад
thank you. it's so true
@rainbowhause5918
@rainbowhause5918 8 лет назад
+kab4292 how? i only have a youtube/google account, reddit, and hulu/netflix account but i still think that social media isn't something inherintly evil it's made and how you use it makese it something. people could say the internet is only trolls,lies, and the dark web but you'd miss the part of learning and self expression on the internet. so if you look at social media it too can be something good or bad. you can send messages daily to distant friends, have a whole conversation with a family member 1000 miles apart, you can meet someone in another country and become friends. basically you can be social to a whole new level. my point is social media ain't that bad
@toshomni9478
@toshomni9478 8 лет назад
+kab4292 Word. Smartphones still cause cancer too.
@PosthumanHeresy
@PosthumanHeresy 8 лет назад
+kab4292 No, it isn't. Being uninformed is never a good thing, and social media can be used for good.
@LivinRob
@LivinRob 8 лет назад
You dis Elvis again, and we've got problems.
@maidenaust8238
@maidenaust8238 8 лет назад
So was your dad
@LivinRob
@LivinRob 8 лет назад
***** I've heard nonsense of all kinds, on everything. Believe what you will.
@lananiella
@lananiella 8 лет назад
I have an idea for a Cracked video. "RU-vid narrators so in love with their own voice and smug cleverness they just drone on and on, wringing most of any laughs out of the bit". What do you think, sirs?
@tonymagick
@tonymagick 7 лет назад
lmao at the "Spotieotiedopalicious" reference
@MurderousJohnny
@MurderousJohnny 8 лет назад
This video is out of touch with reality.
@Daikkenaurora
@Daikkenaurora 9 лет назад
DMX - Poor guy Julia Roberts - She doesnt have anything to say so doesnt use twitter. I wish millions of other people would do the same. Martha Stewart - She'll stab you with her toothbrush that she sharpened.
@sevinskies
@sevinskies 8 лет назад
This is too smart! I love it hahah
@jaysdood
@jaysdood 2 года назад
To be fair to Mr Pocket Computation Thingy, I regularly tell my son that 15 years ago his cellphone would have been a super computer the size of our house.
@regexRex
@regexRex 8 лет назад
I actually like Julia Roberts now. Weird.
@JoshSmith222
@JoshSmith222 8 лет назад
A. This dude has to learn that absolutely no one checks out these things to see him. B. 10 minute runtime on something this trivial is about 8 and a half minutes too long. C. His costume could use an "L train" button or stamp on his forehead to complete the hipster toolbag ensemble....Aside from that, this is pretty mediocre.
@MisterObjectivity
@MisterObjectivity 8 лет назад
+Josh Smith Indeed...this guy shits on how Michael Jordan dresses...I guess even though this Cracked arsehole owns a computer, he doesn't own a mirror, also known to our ancestors 200 years ago as a "looking glass". DMX might be stuck in 1997, but Cracked Hipster Shithead is stuck in the 18th century.
@SA80TAGE
@SA80TAGE 8 лет назад
+MisterObjectivity *Ahem* You in another comment: "I'm more concerned about people who don't display good manners in public." On youtube, you are "in public".... great manners you're showing there buddy... can you say "hypocrite"?
@treojoe
@treojoe 8 лет назад
+Samur/Aye Studios I have read through previous comments and you come off like a nasty little troll. You are going to great lengths to take +MisterObjectivity comments out of context. It's very transparent.
@SA80TAGE
@SA80TAGE 8 лет назад
treojoe i'm probably coming across like that because i like to give trolls a taste of their own medicine... every comment from that guy has been troll comments, completely insulting people while he talks about "good manners" as if they don't apply to him... the very definition of a hypocrite.
@ChristopherSmith-bh4sz
@ChristopherSmith-bh4sz 8 лет назад
I look at my phone like this when i don't have my glasses, Ethan is just human.
@An_Urban_Nerd
@An_Urban_Nerd 6 лет назад
Your a real one for the "Hollywood Cole" line!! lol
@pugfugly1989
@pugfugly1989 8 лет назад
I'm with Julia Roberts, Twitter is ostensibly bullshit and doesn't make sense. And I think Ethan Hawke just needs glasses, my mom does that all the time.
@wrlord
@wrlord 7 лет назад
Never cared for Julia Roberts. Until this. She was absolutely right.
@Rattenhoofd
@Rattenhoofd 7 лет назад
The video is not about whether she's right or not, but about how she completely misunderstands twitter.
@RainmanRaysRepairs
@RainmanRaysRepairs 7 лет назад
Rattenhoofd By "misunderstand" do you mean "doesn't care about?"
@Rattenhoofd
@Rattenhoofd 7 лет назад
No, I mean misunderstand. Like the video we're commenting on actually explains, she thinks twitter is "shouting into the wind", which means nobody listens to what you're saying, while if JR joined twitter, millions of people would pay way too much attention to everything she'd care to share.
@bradisley99
@bradisley99 7 лет назад
Rattenhoofd, perhaps she's smarter than you think and just doesn't care. Perhaps she's wise enough to understand that people should spend less time fawning over celebrities and their twisted reality.
@HalDoom
@HalDoom 4 года назад
The Spit Take is the 2nd best production of this channel. I wish there were MORE eps.
@susierose7930
@susierose7930 7 лет назад
I thought most of the video was pretty lame, but I seriously could not stop laughing at Newt Gringrich being amazed by the existence of smartphones.
@Seventizz
@Seventizz 8 лет назад
Wow, this pompous video exists to make fun of older people or busy people who don't sit in front of a computer all day?
@simplyhuman3982
@simplyhuman3982 4 года назад
Its obviously for pretentious, entitled millennials. I'm now unsubscribing.
@wolis19
@wolis19 8 лет назад
I feel like this video is a tutorial on how to be more pretentious and smug than the people you are talking about being pretentious and smug.
@Itaketoomanypics
@Itaketoomanypics 8 лет назад
y'all are my Fav
@haydentravis3348
@haydentravis3348 6 лет назад
I love the internet because Cracked is one of millions of content creators. You guys have to try because a 13 year old could theoretically do what you do in Multimedia Design class. This is the essence of the free market: Low or no barrier to entry and crowdsourced reviewing. I like your videos. From Spit Takes to After Hours, you guys remind me of me and my friends chillin after work with a bowl and taco bell. Your jokes aren't all funny. Some of your points are pedantic. But you got 2 million subs and I for one have been enjoying these vids so much. I believe your success and my likes are well earned. And I hope the New Year brings you and those around you success and happiness.
@JahJahBruh
@JahJahBruh 8 лет назад
i like facebook for some news and the chatting, but I never understood Twitter.
@sisbrawny
@sisbrawny 9 лет назад
Gonna have to agree with Julia on twitter. This guy puts way too much value on a very dumb website.
@spaceheroes2
@spaceheroes2 7 лет назад
There are plenty of people that aren't celebrities that don't know how to/don't want to use social media.
@MrKeech666
@MrKeech666 6 лет назад
I am glad I am a new sub that worked my way backwards through the videos. Man, these early ones suck! If I subbed years ago I probably wouldn't have stuck around. The like/dislike ratio from then (like this video) to present shows I am not the only one who thinks so.
@chicagosouthsider6436
@chicagosouthsider6436 8 лет назад
did you really find it necessary to pretty much say "white people suck" at the end? I mean what was the point in bashing the race of people that are probably the biggest audience you have? quit perpetuating racism. there was no need to bash anybody.
@zanytobbs
@zanytobbs 7 лет назад
Sammy Sosa... dresses up like Arthur? Sorry I can't see anything else.
@amandasmith593
@amandasmith593 7 лет назад
That Newt Gingrich video never gets less painful to watch.
@DenorrisBanks
@DenorrisBanks 8 лет назад
"more computing power than a 2003 laptop" this should be a meme and a tshirt, now. lmao.
@destructoidreaper3
@destructoidreaper3 9 лет назад
i was robbed of fame first will be mine one day
@destructoidreaper3
@destructoidreaper3 9 лет назад
And of course by the time i posted that comment theres over a dozen people before me. in all fairness i was noticeably late.
@2degucitas
@2degucitas 8 лет назад
They live in their own worlds. But just becuz they may not use tech doesn't make them out of touch
@barnabyaprobert5159
@barnabyaprobert5159 8 лет назад
Newt Gingrich has become the "new" Andy Rooney complainer. "You ever notice when..."
@bloonmaster7234
@bloonmaster7234 3 года назад
No social media is like being in a really crowd room and talking to your self.
@toddles9
@toddles9 9 лет назад
It shouldn't take almost 10 minutes to diss 6 celebrities. This guy should take tips from Alltime tens, WatchMojo, Danger Dolan, Dark 5 etc....they get the job done. This guy talks shit for way too long. t's hard to remain focused on the topic.
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 8 лет назад
I resigned from a a job because I could see they wanted me to get very involved with Twitter and other silly social media things. (Wasn't the main reason but I find all that ridiculous)
@FeelTheLack
@FeelTheLack 8 лет назад
That's kinda dumb. . .
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 8 лет назад
lol!! why?!
@FeelTheLack
@FeelTheLack 8 лет назад
You didn't even try it? What does it hurt to learn something new?
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 8 лет назад
Yeah you're right. I just don't think it would've been for me but yeah, spose' I should've tried it.
@FeelTheLack
@FeelTheLack 8 лет назад
Ruple Thaker Brave of you to say.
@MyHouseOnTheMoon
@MyHouseOnTheMoon 3 года назад
I was at US Air Force Officer Training School in 2015, and he came to speak... he talked for an hour about SMART PHONES! He is legitimately an insane person, so disconnected from the people and reality... so glad he is done now!
@EdgAre11ano
@EdgAre11ano 8 лет назад
is there not an app that just about mcdonalds and where to find them?
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