Every time pyro mocks his 2016 voice all I can think of is the fact that he has so much trauma from being mocked for his low voice it is now instinct for him to talk like alvin the chipmunk whenever he does the funny line
From a very simple but well defined lore to explain the context of iron lung to “one day for no reason you just broke into a museum and opened a magic chest with garbage pail kids”
6:20 I don't like salt and vinegar chips either, but my reasoning is very different: I've had a fungus infection in both ears, and one of the things I was told to do by the doctor was to clean my ears with a water-vinegar mix every day (to heighten the ph-value in my ear canal to make the fungus weaker and stabilise the "ecosystem" in there). Now, when I eat salt and vinegar chips, all I can think of is earwax.
I feel it's more like how strong the tang is too handle it, cause after a certain point I just realized "These are way too strong to eat anymore" and just grew out of them
I’m convinced off-brand supermarket salt and vinegar crisps are actually just made by dousing a bag of potatoes in phosphoric acid, which is why they are so good.
7:38 the chocolate you're talking about is called bakers chocolate, you probably mistook it for a normal bar of dark chocolate since they're sold in the same type of packaging. Believe me, I'd know, I had the same happen to me lmao. It's just a super high concentrate that usually used over the course of multiple bakes which is why if you just take a bite out its going to taste like literal death.
I always think it's funny when a game is like, "They were locked away for Centuries" and then we have Techno IT Goblins with a mastermind cybergoblin head as their leader.
I don’t even know if pyro will see this but I’ve wanted him to play doom 3 for years, I think he’d love the sound design and gameplay, also the environments are really good for its age.
I love how in the intro Pyro starts out trying to prove that it's a sequel to Iron Lung and ends up just admitting he made it the fuck up to get us to click on the video
“it’s an american simulator because now he’s got a gun” and you shooting little goblins that have a high pitched voice, with rooms looking something like a school
I really sat through waiting for the twist or horror elements to come in. Reminds me of when I was a kid and sat through 20 minutes of the Smosh 1 hour April Fools video
I love how he literally reads out "I got a..."flintlock, speedloader." Then only a couple minutes later is like "Huh my flintlock fires a lot faster now."
I can't believe that Pyro contracted polio and got strapped to an Iron Lung, recovered, only to get strapped back into an iron lung again because of a relapse. Truly the tragic...
While I'm ok with being tricked into living in an Iron Lung for the rest of my mortal exitance due to this video, I still would have been fine with seeing "chop goblins" as a title because I still would have clicked just to figure out who is chopping up my baby.
Honestly, for the number of times he's saying "this is similar to Iron Lung" while totally missing that this game is basically a retexture of Dusk, a game made by the same guy years ago.
I like if you go into this game after iron lung you'll expect there to be a scary twist to the game or some mind bending meta story. no it's literally exactly what it looks like. It's a game where you kill chop goblins... That's it.
So if I’m not mistaken, this guy also made a doom clone called Dusk (imagine this game, but MUCH more chaotic and with cultists and soldiers). I never realized this guy was behind Iron Lung!
Salt & vinegar chips & crisps are my favorite by far, at least among the generally-available options. You may be crazy -- and disgracefully young -- but when you're right, you're right! [Edit: re: the game, I'm getting real vibes of 'kleptocrat-built resort in Sochi, c. 1997, overrun by gopniks', which is an underserved genre. I might check this out myself -- look like a hoot. Thanks for showing us!]
"It got you to click on this video" is single handedly the best thing a youtuber can say when posting a click bait title or thumbnail. Thank you Pyro 😊
I feel so bad that Pyro prefers eating something that burns away your taste with copious amounts of sodium and pickled chemicals, rather than eating normal chips.
Answer for pyro at 6:20 : In the old times, winegar was made out of wine, and for the more quality ones today they are still made from it (I mean... It's in its name pyro come on!)
