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Still bad eh?

pog

pog pog pogu

Yay

real?

Black *_Messa_*

@@theonlineitalian213soldacc6 To be fair that should have been caught instantly by someone working on the game. The fact theyv didn't bother to correct him while recording shows how they didn't give a shit.

@@sean8102 Iirc he actually did retakes to pronounce it correctly but the devs didn't use the corrected recordings.

Black meesa

Unfortunately, he sounds just like gman and wasted his time with this game

if you showed this game to the combine they'd pull right tf out

Indirectly

Videa Normálního Gamera I’m pissed off about people who like to ruin stuff that shouldn’t bother thwm

@Videa Normálního Gamera what's wrong with that?

@Videa Normálního Gamera Well you have to chill there, that's not how either of that works here

for me it's the "What.. the.. fuck?" in the special ending when you die at the 15 minute Combine standoff, it's like they just showed Big Mitch's voice actor the cutscene and recorded his reaction

@SisterCoco wait really?

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan And for me it's 29:12 🤣

why

20:00 entropy zero mentioned

it was actually Joel Vinesauce, he used his clip for that moment but it really does sum up the game

Eric van de Pavoordt yeah go look for yourself

bruh

Super bruh

Bruh times (number so big that it can’t be counted)

Mega bruh

This caught me off guard

@@Derpdart56 SCP=[REDACTED]

It didn't even have anything related to the SCP Foundation and they still shoved it into the reply section

@@tristanforce We are fondation. We are everywhere

@@flow185 I'm not laughing I'm actually kinda sick of it :/

It makes us sound S O P H I S T I C A T E D

Yes they did. If you steal movie lines for cheap references in a game as serious as this, those who wrote the scripts and approved them need to get fired. Fuck, Limbo of the Lost is more creative with the stuff that they have stolen

Here’s a better line: “Hero?Heh,I’m no hero dear…I never saw myself as one…”

@@brawler715 "Why do you say I'm a hero? Because you don't know any of the people I killed?.. 'hero' is a word for kids, and idealistic civilians. At the end of the day, there are survivors and the dead."

Damn Beowulf?

And the story and direction of the game is even better. I really want a sequel 😭

@3D Modeller It's your opinion, you're entitled to it

You’re right dude N o w G i m m e M o n e y

​@3D Modeller Congratulations, now learn what opinion is!

@3D Modeller You just contradicted yourself.

I felt that 😢

ow

ow

ow

ow

but then gordon ACTUALLY IN GAME BRUHHH

He only will appear as a dead body in the artactica

@@vaporwave2182 have the corpse appear with under a ladder, because of the shit climbing mechanics

@@whoisanarnb If valve did that then everyone would give up on Valve and go to EA for more games

@@aris_analysisreadingintell9967 "give up on Valve and go to EA for more games" They already do that.

It was out for like 5 years when you commented this

Yes

And is actually playable

@@eiansmemesanddumbstuff9710 Maybe even fun

impossible...

*But, In that timeline, Koomstar is president, and he keeps screaming "LETS GET ROIGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT INTO DA NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" And he makes all of humanity suicidal by screaming "WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE!?!??!?!" Whenever somebody slightly insults him.*

hey now, even the shittiest fanfics were made with the intention to be good, you can't even say that about HDTF

@@shinyvoir2829 And you don't have to pay for fanfiction

@@mitskienjoy3r its amazing

At least it could be erotic fanfiction

Gray Upsilon no that’s better then this game

In HDTF typing give weapon_physcannon and using it crashes the game

@@havoc3-243 god damn it, did this game do a thing right?

@@Cinnaschticks they were the best in making a bad games, so yes

And you could hold it in front of you and actually see at the same time

2 hour ago in a 2 year vid lol

nice you dodged it

funny half life guy

Your animation on the last scene, speechless.

Lmao funny gman guy

"WhY yOu No LiKe Da GaMe? YoU hElPeD cReAtE It!!!" "You gave me a handful of lines, a vague context for them and you didn't bother to make it sound at least a bit fitting for the scene." "...So...?"

I think the real reason the creator wanted RU-vidrs wasn't so they wouldn't criticize the game, but rather so the game gets more popular.

@@ultrixsoma2736 no shit sherlock

@@shortlived4303 yes shit watson

@@ultrixsoma2736 Asparagus

This is probably the dumbest comment on this whole thread. Yes, thanks for letting me know at 11:47 there’s a saints row 2 reference. It’s not like, you know, *he said that explicitly*

​@@coryswanson2247Chill the fuck out dude!

@@coryswanson2247 He's doing this because colossal on the TBH podcast said that pyro's entire conversation is making references to memes and videogames

@@maksuzbrojony8221 Some of these still don't make any sense though.

@@protosopic6398like?

That's how we beat piracy, make shitty games and scam people into buying with crappy refund mechanics. Somewhat, i feel I'm obligated to say I'm sarcastic.

@@WingMaster562 lol

I think piraters would be insulted

L O fucking L

I aint spending my time even LOOKING if this shit is pirated

Me-dick

Meet the Medic

Take Cover!!

battlefield 1 and 5 revival mechanic be like:

*lays grenade beneath feet and stands still* FIRE IN THE HOLE

Fun fact(HL:Alyx spoiler): At the end of HL:Alyx you're preparing to ,,hunt down the Gman'' as Gordon

@@Osio1000_5 yeah mission impossible lol

That was the best moment in this game. This and "You f*cked up my face."

Lets get Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight INTO THE NEWS

It is 2095, the killer Keemstar has infected the entire world with drama and news. God help us

Keemstar as Dr Breen

Ngl i thought it was voice over pete

It's like he knew how the game would turn out.

Honestly, playing the game is worth it for like... five bucks or so. It's pretty good to play on like screen share with friends. It's a trainwreck of such monumental proportions that despite seeing like two hours straight of videos bashing it and showing the game's problems, I was still blown away by how bad it was.

Spawning enemies in gmod might be funner tbh

@@mhmtakeyatime9000 oh definitely

​@@commoncanadians9830no it wouldn't.

@@CantRead1you clearly dont have gmod

Corporal

How's Tony?

@@Bazazooka Tony Bamanaboni?

@@budakbaongsiah man of culture as well I see

@@budakbaongsiah Boss! We need more medicinal plants!

They've already had one

I should have not googled that

They need to get baptized

yeah big mt needs test subjects

they have *nothing there* in their skulls i regret that reference

adrian cvetko I need to remember that one

"Cute" "Family Friendly"

some tags on steam games are tags people put in themselves (not game creators) but I wouldn't be surprised if the creators of this one put those in themselves

Dude, I made that meme before you, pay up.

Yeah I saw it

It's "Female Protagonist" not Female main character, and didn't you notice mithcel actually has boobs

What?

pRoOF?

@@Panzerkampff i still probably have Berkan in my steam friendlist, thats my only proof. Why would i need to prove it anyway...

@@saruna4457 I'm actually the voice actor for the HL2 Pistol. I don't have proof though, why would you need it?

to everyone who keeps saying "proof?", why do you even give a shit let the man just make his statement and leave

He mispronounced it so he did another take but the devs used the first take for some reason

No his voice acting was great. I wouldn't be able to tell it's someone else if I didn't already know

Shoulda got japanesesbushbaby tho

messa called jar jar binks

Owned with facts and logic

Black mesa incident supposadly happens in mid to late 2000s (that is mostly speculation but it is set abit in the future), do it could be theoreticaly possible

@@JukoYT it's anywhere between 2000 and 2004 as it takes place in 200-, hl2 takes place in 202- (20 yrs later) and hla is 201- (15 years later). if it was 2005-2009, hla would take place in 202-

On top of which, only the U.S. Army ever used it. The U.S. Marines never ever wore it ever.

except halflife 2 and 1 are cheaper than this

Copied comment

@@commentpolice4694 no you copied this comment you libtard

@@Tn-sc4nv bruhh

@@Tn-sc4nv thank you for laying the law down on this earth

@ExDeeXD Music Yeah, man. Look at their headgear. Disgraceful.

@ExDeeXD Music It takes talent.

@@spartanforce7 They also use a bunk bed prop from Episode 2 to make it better instead of making a bed prop

if thats not enough the tutorial prospect isn't even original, its from hl opposing force

@@abanoub7002 The main character in HDtF is part of the exact same 'opposing force' as adrian shephard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT PYRO TO LOSE HIS SANITY

Sound more interesting than this pile of shit

* benny hill theme plays *

*an angry southern slave owner

This does sound like an interesting idea

Please don't tell me boondocks is too old for people to get this reference

The protagonist is just a cheap mix of Geralt, Venom Snake and Duke Nukem reduced to "badass fighting guy"

He looks like Geralt's American cousin who does non-magical steroids in his free time

@@BooksandBuns Gerard

y e s

lmao

ivan the space biker

@@cupofspiders5830 I like how y e s translate to “and it is”.

_my god_

Nice

pyro did a shitty thing, but ivory lied about his age, ivory made him look worse thane he was

Hey you were on my Tomodachi island once

@@ammagon4519 i don't own tomodachi island

@@reggietheturtle8155 True, but I'm happy that all the drama is done and over with, and by accepting his mistakes and disproving/clearing the fake allegations, Pyro and seemingly Ivory also has moved on has moved on, for the better.

Forest gump? Bruh what does forest gump have to do with this garbage

@@Sunimec Because stupid is as stupid does AKA making this game. “HDTF is like a box of chocolates, but they’re all toothpaste and orange juice flavored.”

@@Sunimec they really thought they wrote some deep and complex story i guess

The devs heads are so far up their ass that they believe they made a good story and are thanking their "mentors" aka actual good directors of movies they watched.

dude one time i watched this and just,,, rewinded it and watched it again. this, his condemned video, and all of his movie/show essay videos are videos i can watch over and over again.

pyro has incredible rewatch value and i don't know why

@@bouiabongo7403 literally every video has so much packed into it that even after i watched this like 10 times i was still noticing small shit he added in. i think theres so much in one of his videos that it always keeps them interesting

@@nyxiescribbles My fav yt no cap

This is one of those videos i return to atleast once a month and never get bored Edit: also "gta 3 rewiew: the worst game of all time" by uberdanger is simmilar to rewatch as this

Yes. Just yes.

Mitch? Mitch?! MITCH!!!!

SNAKE MITCHEEEERRRR!!!!!!

Theory: The main the reason the maps take too long to navigate is because they wanted to recreate the ladder scene from MGS3.

*a man fucked up his face*

Yeah man, my favorite quote was "..."

Ouch

HUNT DOWN THE (GORDON) FREEMAN

Bro when he snapped that guys neck then said “...” I got chills

Lie

also a vortigaunt, 2020.

**gets blown up** “Medic!” -random irrelevent soldier

@@goldenrule3264 ok but he said obvious sarcasm...

@@user-cz6tj1by3n you didint see nothing I never existed lol

Just like how 3rd person cutscenes are a staple of Call of Duty.

u dumb

We came full circle

And plot wise

Crack Life and Half Mind 2, anyone

@@MasterOfKnowledge. ye

@@MasterOfKnowledge. yaah

this game is a joke mod intended or not

who's cooking the worst game ever?

What did they have as the rating?

Amazing.

Me too

@Dy1an Chill bro, no need to be toxic

@@bronastine3802 are you dyslexic

I appreciate you for that reference.

Thanks for giving us these wonderful cutscenes. They’re the only good part of the game

Fucking delicious

Tbf the main character looks like someone just modeled Solid Snake from memory and made it their OC

Miles Brown they’re trash

666th like

Don't

Pirate it instead

One of the only times pirating is acceptable

Is it sad that I already do

originated from "demolition man"

@big crunch i stand corrected - only seen FMJ once, but demo man is 10+ views

Ngl thay phrase lives in my head rent free too

I thought that was from the Eric Andre Show

If so, they did a good fucking Job

I love them

And they succeeded, by god they succeeded

I believe it

Royal Rudius really playing 10D chess, aren't they?

agreed

Maximizing deadass

rare specimen

Maximizing Y T F DOID U GEEHT 443 LIKES

this game *IS* purple hat achievement

And Berkan Deniziyaran is the stupidest game director around.

It not metal gear solid v it’s hL 2

gabe Another I couldn’t tell

What did you expect from my people? We cant do shit right.

Actually mgsv was a fangame of hunt down the freeman

Also Alexander Bolton (IHE) as Nick, i'm sorry to him

@@MadWatcher the fact you mispronouced the word "past" makes your comment so much better

Same rofl

Davis Flesher that's why I watch him

giant799 I understand

pyro is a cumrag. or should be used as one.

wHEERESS PEtscop PARTTT 2222 pyrrooooo 3 moore PARRTS HAVe been REelaeseddd

That sounds like a thing for Payday 2, like a part two of the No Mercy heist.

Wait, Subject D-9341? WHAT?

"black citizen's" name is Gary Coleman

and pyrocynical

Jon Arbuckle

@@hawk18513 oh i get it Its from the scp fandom dont worry about it

For real? Oh well, good to see that he is doing voicework for something better

@@HoshinoShadow imagine if he didn't get the job because the interviewers played hunt down the freeman and didn't like his performance

Mr. Bonnie Bon would have probably been the absolute worst thing to happen to the dude. Though truth be told, it’s a usual thing for actors in general, everyone have to start somewhere afterall

@@HoshinoShadow yeah, the va probably had nothing to work with as the devs of the game probably don't even know what they were doing in the first place

Mr. Bonnie Bon poor voice direction at it’s finest. Hire good actors and completely misuse them later

Yes Captain?

fucking creepy ass stickmaster following me

StickMaster500 you are everywhere I go. This is nightmareish

StickMaster500, the embodyment of human cancer. I love it.

Kids these days will never know original Stickmaster...

Or Geralt