Is Hook Horrible? - Talking About Tapes

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Tony, Newt, and Crystal get together to Talk about Steven Spielberg's HOOK!
In this Podcast/Movie Review they will discus all the things that might be horrible in the film. Like the sets that look like an obvious theme park, the terrible acting by Julia Roberts, and the weak script.
When his young children are abducted by his old nemesis, Capt. Hook (Dustin Hoffman), middle-aged lawyer Peter Banning (Robin Williams) returns to his magical origins as Peter Pan. Peter must revisit a foggy past in which he abandoned Neverland for family life, leaving Tinkerbell (Julia Roberts) and the Lost Boys to fend for themselves. Given their bitterness toward Peter for growing up -- and their allegiance to their new leader, Rufio -- the old gang may not be happy to see him.
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@HackTheMovies 2 года назад

Check out our full Talking About Tapes Playlist ru-vid.com/group/PLT83ftFrCsQTC9iJyxul1XFJWb1nR6Zf6

@freon22 2 года назад

Newt telling a story that has nothing to do with the episode and Crystal looking at him annoyed, name a more iconic pairing.

@kurtfranklin2680 2 года назад

I noticed that too. It’s like she’s wishing he’d just die. 🤣

@coolfuze 2 года назад

@@kurtfranklin2680 get your looks straight bub, it's more a look of I can't believe I used to bangarang that.

@Crystalquin 2 года назад

@@coolfuze ugh

@johnnyanton305 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@guidadiehl9176 2 года назад

@@Crystalquin Newt is hot af.

@weirds0up 2 года назад

Poor Crystal. You know people say "such and such did this to a franchise and it killed my childhood"? Well it looks like Newt and Tony are not only killing Crystal's childhood but may have sexually assaulted the corpse before burning it

@theredscum4202 2 года назад

@@Ovan188 if you are that attached to your childhood you should seek a professional

@wstine79 2 года назад

Hack the Movies. Come for the review; stay for Newt's weird stories, Crystal's annoyed expressions, and Tony's attempts to keep things on track.

@atsundiunstrun9199 2 года назад

i wish someone would make a supercut of all of Newt's weird stories

@max.zelinski 2 года назад

this

@chadhiggins9944 Год назад

What an insightful, 100% accurate summary! 😂

@patrickcharles6983 2 года назад

Spiderman review- everyone is having a good time. Hook review- Crystal is about to attack Newt and Tony with 1 of the clocks.

@Crystalquin 2 года назад

You're not wrong

@patrickcharles6983 2 года назад

@@Crystalquin vengeance shall be yours! lol

@Joecbg100 2 года назад

I endorse this.

@JohnClark-tt2bl 2 года назад

@@Crystalquin Gives new meaning to "clocking" someone.😅

@jackoninny 2 года назад

@@JohnClark-tt2bl Actually, that's the old meaning

@troyleiren 2 года назад

Tony: "I've set these alarms to make sure the video isn't too long." Me, who can see that this video is an hour and forty two minutes: "this is gonna be good..."

@Eisenwulf666 2 года назад

this might be my favourite episode yet guys! The way Tony and Newt kept provoking Crystal, the Carrie Fisher doing charlie impression, the jokes about Tinkerbell..i almost woke my neighbours laughing!

@newtonwallen3210 2 года назад

: )

@tehslackerer83 2 года назад

the face newt makes while crystal talks about imagination is priceless

@christopheraikens597 2 года назад

This was the most passionate I've seen Crystal on a movie review! I loved how she actually didn't take Newt and Tony's crap for once😂. I love the lengths of these reviews and listening to their miscellaneous banter! I actually prefer Talking About Tapes over rental reviews because, as much as I always liked James, he obviously didn't have enough time to digest the films or maybe even watch the ones he was reviewing on there. I like this format and never miss an episode.

@stateofdisarray679 2 года назад

The absolute look of disgust and hatred on crystal's face is priceless.

@The_Texorcist 2 года назад

I am with Crystal on this one. It was made for 90’s kids and Tony said it himself, at the time he liked the movie. It’s a kids movie and much of the “issues” like imagination food etc work when it’s in that context of it being a kids fantasy film. Of course it’s not gonna work the same for jaded adults looking at it now, of course kids these days because of how kids movies these days are different etc that they too might not like it.

@thedizzyparker 2 года назад

I agree with the sentiment exactly. It was a perfectly 80’s and 90’s movie concept about cherishing childhood imagination and innocence. It’s not FOR jaded adults.

@ClosedEyeVisualisations 2 года назад

Same, i agree too, i loved this movie as a kid and i still do

@jlogan2228 2 года назад

Yea its like films from the 90s were written to be a fun little ride you went on and werent meant to be picked apart or over analyzed to death. They are the actual GOOD examples of turn off your brain and watch the movie

@Kryten0815 2 года назад

that - Crystal got it.

@Crystalquin 2 года назад

@Peter Gasoline You JUST realized that?

@NekoFallen 2 года назад

Crystal's reactions throughout this review are priceless! Her reaction to the Nana 9 and when Tony smashes the clocks are the best! But I am with her on this one, Hook is a nostalgic film that I still enjoy today, knowing it was made for kids who grew up in the 90's like me. Yes, there are issues watching it as an adult, but still a great popcorn flick.

@TheJustinJennings 2 года назад

Crystals face whenever Newt or Tony talks over her is perfect lol

@39Hundred 2 года назад

Toxic masculinity.

@aspaceproductions 2 года назад

Like she never cuts off anyone else lol. People really only see what they want to.

@JB_Shryke 2 года назад

We need a Team America World Police Review

@thatmovieguy7778 2 года назад

@Jäger dayman?? Fighter of the nightman???

@OGdadpool 2 года назад

IT'S SNOWING! I use this whenever it's raining, snowing, hailing or even sunny. People are always confused, I'm always amused

@wstine79 2 года назад

Newt Pan must find his happy place to save Crystal from the evil Captain Tony and Mr. Justin. BANGARANG!!

@ackbarfan5556 2 года назад

It’s a fine movie. Not great, but certainly not bad. Has great things in it for sure. Dante is perfect and Hoffman and Hoskins were perfectly off each other.

@freemovies3524 2 года назад

But you have to Admit... Capitan Hook has MAD clothes style, Red & Gold is the BEST pirate colors. ( on the "Sea of Theives" pirate game i use red & gold on clothes & ship )

@scottmcclary594 2 года назад

Crystal is just steaming this whole episode, that's funny!

@jmak1986 2 года назад

I have so much nostalgia and warm feeling for this film, which no doubt clouds my judgement. I usually watch it around Christmas, and while not really a Christmas movie, I associate it with my childhood and it makes me feel ‘Christmassy.’ Maybe the story is a bit weak, and I didn’t really like the new lost boys, who had American accents for some reason. But the music is fantastic (John Williams knocked it out of the park), the costumes are fantastic, and Hoffman and Hoskins are fantastic. It’s a great kids movie, and I can happily sit through it every year or so as a grown adult.

@ssaunders1122 2 года назад

It came out Dec 11 1991. Maybe that's part of why you associate it with Christmas. I remember it being cold out when we went to see it.

@bbqboi182 2 года назад

Since it was set around Christmas you can just call it an alternative Christmas movie. Like die hard

@JafuetTheSame 9 месяцев назад

Your judgement is crystal clear. This movie is objectively superb... compared to nowadays crap it's a masterpiece.

@reinforcedpenisstem 2 года назад

Crystal's reliably correct throughout this episode.

@Crystalquin 2 года назад

THANK YOU

@Dagenspear 2 года назад

@@DaveDuncanMusic 40 minutes in and I haven't heard any arguments from them on why this movie sucks, like that.

@andrewwolf4606 2 года назад

God Bless Crystal. Shes the only one that understands that the movie is suppose to be like a whimsical stage play. Suspending disbelief and not overanalyzing things is a core tenant of the film and its totally lost on Tony and that little angry dude

@John.Kramer 2 года назад

Loved this movie as a kid. It was a fun watch as a youngster. Still like it to this day. RIP Robin Williams

@freemovies3524 2 года назад

R.I.P. Robin Williams

@Duffmanee 2 года назад

He died?!

@John.Kramer 2 года назад

@@Duffmanee where have you been for the last several years? Lol

@Duffmanee 2 года назад

@@John.Kramer so worlds greatest dad was documentary?

@John.Kramer 2 года назад

@@Duffmanee you could say that...

@anubis2044 2 года назад

DO NOT MAKE THE EPISODES SHORTER!!!!!!!!!! If someone thinks they're too long then they can turn it off when they're sick of it. This is a show where people bs and tell stories. There are tons of 5 minute movie review channels on YT if you want a legit movie review.

@robk.6591 2 года назад

I love the longer reviews. 90 minutes to 2 hours is a great review length.

@brenair4480 2 года назад

Don't ever change Crystal! Tony and Newt must have put on their hater pants for this video! lmao

@NRD1985 2 года назад

Crystal's reactions in this were fantastic. Glad that someone spoke up for this film.

@devolutionary 2 года назад

I can't believe Tony lost his V-card to "Gone In Sixty Seconds". That seems like a cruel joke. 😆

@shortyboyhero 2 года назад

Crystal is the real MVP of this episode

@ShnarfKat Год назад

Mvp of the series....

@8strauss6 9 месяцев назад

yeah, she's a real champ for sticking it out through this ambush of their negativity about a fucking kids movie

@chasedwards9626 4 месяца назад

Definitely. Chrystal’s the fat one with the mustache right

@chrischapman699 18 дней назад

Simp

@JohnClark-tt2bl 2 года назад

Crystal is literally Wendy for the lost man children....😁

@Crystalquin 2 года назад

I love this comment!!!!!!

@bryanrickard7712 2 года назад

Hey Tony, I think you are getting a lot better. I think this channel is superior to similar channels. Good job dude

@freemovies3524 2 года назад

YES ! i have been a fan of Tony & the others since "Rental Reviews" !!! ( watched every episode when new )

@z.triptane 2 года назад

Yeah tony and the crew are great honestly better here than on rental reviews

@andreacinefilo 2 года назад

I like Hook. It's one of the first movies I've seen as a kid and it's still entertaining. Love the comedic duo Hoskins-Hoffman. I think "Always" is Spielberg schmaltz at its worst.

@HeyFella 2 года назад

Never understood the hate for this film. It’s a totally fine pleasant children’s movie. Even messy Spielberg is Spielberg.

@freemovies3524 2 года назад

to all the people who HATE on women with short hair... just remember how good Julia Roberts looks in this movie. ( or look at Halle Barry or Keira Knightley )

@abegarfield543 2 года назад

@@freemovies3524 Are there people that hate on women with short hair? Women look amazing with short hair. I'm sure they're hetrophobic homosexuals. Definite closet cases. The same people that claim to have "a type."

@freemovies3524 2 года назад

@@abegarfield543 yeah i have seen a lot of hate for women with short hair...some guys will say "she looks like a man with short hair" or something similar. i'm just VERY happy that shorthair is more in style these days in TV/movies.

@freemovies3524 2 года назад

@Gator Mike well you sound like a Hater...Gator !

@RB01.10 Год назад

There are legit criticisms I agree with (too long, sets look cheap, and the final fight is a bit confusing) but yeah it’s fine for what it is.

@The_RedVIII 2 года назад

Newt and Tony clearly turned into the adults without imagination that the Lost Boys never wanted to turn into. Young Newt and Tony would probably be very disappointed. XD

@nicholashall3117 2 года назад

God dammit Crystal. Why are you the only voice of reason on this show? Lol. All seriousness as a thespian and ball player, I NEVER had my folks at my events. ✊🏾 Respect.

@shelbyvillerules9962 2 года назад

Crystal's right here, Hook might not be the greatest movie ever but I felt like the other two guys nitpicked it to death.

@JustinDavidTalks 2 года назад

I had no idea this flick was that divisive. I was 9 when this came out and I've always thought it was universally loved. I guess it was just my generation who quotes it on the regular lol

@thepunchmonkey8998 2 года назад

I'm with you on the supportive parents, Crystal.

@kingjunior7819 2 года назад

There’s a least 1 man in his 30’s that thinks the movies ok. Crystal was 100% right this entire review.

@RomeroTV 2 года назад

Poor crystal, she's so rustled!

@kenerdbotta9739 2 года назад

What a fantastic crew of wonderful people. You guys crack me up! Thank you for the content guys.

@riafenech974 Год назад

Another fun review! Side note: Popeye was filmed in Malta, not Greece. The set is still there and is an amusement/tourist destination. It received a much needed facelift about 10 years ago.

@applaudtherockstar7893 2 года назад

Ah, the power trio! This was highly enjoyable from start to finish😂

@bjeezy831 2 года назад

I was in the theatre to watch Peter Pan with Jeremy Sumpter and his family Christmas Eve 2003. I thought it was so cool that he spoke to us about his training and experiences before the movie started.

@SparkyTD11 2 года назад

Hook is one of my favorites from childhood, I never understand why it was universally panned

@SparkyTD11 2 года назад

@@NinjaTylerBlack I’ve gone back and watched it again a couple years ago and doesn’t change a thing, still great

@xenos_n. 2 года назад

It's because the people panning the movie were adults and it was a movie for kids.

@SparkyTD11 2 года назад

@@xenos_n. facts

@ApisHermana 2 года назад

Crystal giving good arguments and the clocks bit saved this review for me.

@Smokey1419 2 года назад

Tony's reveal of Nana 9, Crystal's internal crisis, and Newt laughing like Vincent price sold it for me.

@MajorReaction 2 года назад

I was expecting Crystal to levitate at the end and flip the bird to Tony and Newt!

@smacksalad 2 года назад

The Newt and Crystal show, feat. that other guy they allow to sit in with them. I approve.

@jamessmith329 Год назад

Crystal's existential terror makes this your best review ever!

@narakhin3936 2 года назад

I'm so sorry for Newt getting the NES game as a kid. Traumatizing.

@xenos_n. 2 года назад

I have a great memory of going to the rental store and seeing the Hook game. I never rented it, lol.

@narakhin3936 2 года назад

@@xenos_n. dodged a bullet that day

@JIF882 2 года назад

The Sega Genesis game is better

@johnismohrbacher3 2 года назад

54:27 - the exact moment Crystal regretted agreeing to do this episode 😂

@Zacman1123 2 года назад

Right?

@JohnClark-tt2bl 2 года назад

Gone in 60 Seconds, that needs to be Tony's nickname.😂🤣

@ScooterinAB 2 года назад

I love that nearly every episode is longer than the actual movie.

@marivera77 2 года назад

Someone call OSHA! No safety glasses! Oh and I don’t think I’ll get over the term “Fairy bean” 😂

@DreamcastAesthetic 2 года назад

Hey Tony, I was on Vacation and missed an episode! Holy Crap! But I actually watched this on my drive back home. Thanks for another great review!!

@dreadpirateroberts5239 2 года назад

When i was a kid i always thought the alligator clock just fell down and crushed Hook lol. I never realized it was supposed to be alive again.

@RB01.10 Год назад

Yeah that would’ve made more sense. Here, it just comes across as confusing and not clear what happened to him.

@louis-charlesrainville9703 2 года назад

the number of times Crystal is watching the screen like in malcom in the middle is hilarious nice show every one

@rickachay25 2 года назад

Newts bit about the Shadow if Peter Pan got shot got me 😂

@danibeas9032 Год назад

My dad took me to see this, we only went to the movies like 3 times my entire life, so I love this movie. RIP Daddy

@CopiousTurtle 2 года назад

Hello from Kentucky, Hack the Movies! I’m a new subscriber and first time commenter. I’ve been binging your videos for a week or two and can’t get enough. I wanted to comment how much I love the format and hope the hour plus long videos never stop. You guys help to occupy my mind and entertain on those late nights tossing and turning. Keep making these and I’ll keep watching! Wishing you guys all the best!

@newtonwallen3210 2 года назад

thank you

@AlpineWoods 2 года назад

I've always enjoyed Hook. I know that it's one of the few movies that Spielberg himself didn't like, but it's a lot better than he's giving it credit for. I saw the movie in '91 in the theater, then watched it on VHS for many years later. It's a classic in my book.

@ThatsOnYoutube 2 года назад

Huh, there's a scene in season 3 of Boardwalk Empire where a boy shows a picture he drew of a rhino at a train station to people, who don't get it. He shows it to Richard Harrow, and he sees it and understands what it is. Sounds like The Little Prince, which Crystal likes.

@JoshuaWeirdo 2 года назад

This is the best channel on RU-vid. Keep on being awesome my dudes! 😁

@colt5189 2 года назад

I never viewed the crocodile as coming back to life. I just view that it got knocked loose and then fell down like a statute. It doesn't look alive to me.

@kristopherglavin5782 2 года назад

Looking forward to checking out the review keep up the great work

@kristopherglavin5782 2 года назад

Any episode with the goddess that is crystal queen I mean Quinn is definitely worth watching

@newtonwallen3210 2 года назад

This was the last review we shot before half of my face broke. could be from my seething disdain for this movie

@skyirwin1445 2 года назад

What?

@bodybag22 2 года назад

Bell's palsy

@newtonwallen3210 2 года назад

@@bodybag22 yes

@bodybag22 2 года назад

Method acting two face now? Jokes aside I hope you recover quickly, you're always entertaining in these.

@apollolux 2 года назад

I wish you a safe recovery, Newt. I sometimes get random seizures (usually narcolepsy related though) and start losing feeling in half my face, so no jokes from this internet rando here.

@theflail 2 года назад

This movie is the reason I know what play-doh tastes like.

@ketsueki0shiroi0bara 2 года назад

She was right about many things, these guys did horrible job. She was the start of this episode. the goal was to find his happy place, to re discover about his kids.

@pcsextravideos4958 2 года назад

Haha this has been the best review by far!! You guys bring up some good points! 😂

@Natejay1988 2 года назад

I am never going to be able to look at this movie the same way ever again after watching this lol

@wstine79 2 года назад

I thought the sets were fantastic, Dustin Hoffman as Hook was cool, and Robin Williams as Peter Pan was good. Also, Maggie Smith in old age make looks exactly like she does now is uncanny.

@DeityDeconstruction 2 года назад

Crystal's face at 1:16:18. That's the face of I regret every decision that led me here lol

@BunnyMaester 2 года назад

I love this movie. Up yours, Newt! And you to a lesser degree, Tony!

@newtonwallen3210 2 года назад

hehehe

@wretchardkimball9049 2 года назад

Ahhh, finally! The Orgiatic Triangle returns.

@1977Eelco 2 года назад

Love Crystal's passionate commentary at times :)

@jesseslack2089 2 года назад

What the guys are saying and not saying is that Peter gave up everything for Moira and I don't think they understand that lol. Go Crystal.

@thedeepstriker 2 года назад

I see The Dark Military DVD behind Tony and my brain goes "Oh....well that's CLEARLY Zone of the Enders: 2nd Runner" and I DON'T KNOW WHY

@josephdickerson7901 2 года назад

Guys! Can we get a Harry Potter episode? 👀 loving all of these!!!

@VinnyCThatWhoIBe 2 года назад

"...where you're the character metroid, and metroid, that guy metroid, turns into a ball."

@Beavis-ej3ny 2 года назад

I forgot that the aligator came back to life. I thought that the dead alligator just fell on hook, but I guess it just got re-animated

@sorrowsterben7841 2 года назад

Peter and captain hook were best friends but Peter wanted a family and to grow up but had to leave to do it. Hook was possed and swore to take all the kids and make them grow up. All the pirates are grown lost boys. The og story is even darker tho.

@maxmiller5619 2 года назад

I'm 100% with Crystal here. Call me a girly man, sensitive, but I was the son of a damn psychotherapist so yeah...I got more the meanings and messages. At the same time, sure, it's got cringe moments and totally nonsensical stuff. But I DO NOT CARE. I love it and always will and Dustin Hoffman is an AMAZING Hook.

@Franklin_W_Dickcheese 2 года назад

I'm surprised it took Hook as long as it did to find Peter Pan, because "Peter Banning" is a terrible fake name. It's way too similar to his real name! It's like if Tony was hiding from the Great Newt Horde and their overlord, The Dark Queen Crystal, and he changed his name to "Tommy the Film Hacker." The newts would find Tony immediately, because he's famous like Peter Pan.

@thrilhous 2 года назад

1:25:44 I always thought the hand thing was them playing with their pretend wattles since they crow like roosters.

@kevinr.3542 2 года назад

I subscribe to the theory they are makeshift rooster wings

@thrilhous 2 года назад

@@kevinr.3542 Because roosters have wings under their chins? Go to any wedding and watch people dance to the chicken dance song, not one person is putting their hands underneath their chins. No one in the history of imitating a chicken wing has ever put their hands under their neck.

@kevinr.3542 2 года назад

@@thrilhous ok you have a point. It must have something to do with the wattles like you said.

@anthonychobotdoespopcultur7762 2 года назад

Its Monday and you know what that means thanks guys for cheering me up even though I had a bad day today cheers

@joeyjeffrey5892 2 года назад

Man Newt seems like a blast at parties...poor Crystal.

@z.triptane 2 года назад

As someone named Peter I'm glad crystal is defending me :)

@chrisweaver7132 2 года назад

Loved this movie as a kid. Have you guys done The NeverEnding Story yet another of my favorites.

@Tylerson 2 года назад

I love the movie for the performances, the set design, and how much fun it is. You can harp on it for the crappy songs and the hokey stuff, but it's a fun movie. I don't think there's anything to be so militantly against it.

@KombatGod 2 года назад

49:27 Get over it Tony, Bob Hoskins got chosen by Italians to play an actual Italian in the movie "Il Papa Buono" (The Good Pope) so he got a retroactive pass.

@wynnpetsovich34 2 года назад

When I was a kid I thought the Batman logo posters and Taco Bell cups were yellow Round teeth. Until I saw the movie and I was like “ooooh, it’s the Batman logo, that makes way more sense”

@benlawless9539 Год назад

Tony and Newt need to let Crystal talk more, the way she was trying to get her opinion out about this movie while they both just talked over the top of her laughing at aspects of this movie she found dear to her is kinda sad. Im with Crystal, Hook brings me to tears every time I watch it, such a beautiful movie thematically

@HackTheMovies Год назад

We kicked Newt off the show over a year ago and complaints about talking over people dropped significantly.

@JONNYSORENSEN_AU 2 года назад

"Its 1985 David Bowie from the movie Hook Brett" - Nah, you werent in that Bowie - "Then WHERE did I get this eyepatch... thats right Brett, from a funky pirate ship"

@MartinBarreby 2 года назад

Keep it up Crystal!! I'm happy you were there defending it! :D

@alcheman12 2 года назад

Keep the long form videos, they make good background audio for when I work

@6packproductions710 2 года назад

I love how much of this review is the classic "men with logic vs women with feelings" argument.

@keithkelly50 2 года назад

Krystals smile, 🔥. Newts, stories 🔥 Tony's movie takes, 🔥. PS. Tony as a fellow Italian, dont wear pink haha. Love you guys keep it up

@max.zelinski 2 года назад

i thought Tony said he is Irish :)

@keithkelly50 2 года назад

@@max.zelinskihm. for some reason I remember when they bring up the mario movie he says something like " why did the Mario movie do this to my people" could be wrong. What I am not wrong about is the pink shirt haha