For real, especially when she's the most annoying character in the game (Baby Daisy at least has more helpful stat bonuses like extra speed and mini-turbo).
One of the things that will greatly improve your chances at getting three stars is to hit the computer players with your items. Bananas, green shells, fake boxes, and bombs are the best items. Red shells help a little bit too. Basically, don't hoard your items, always try to hit a computer player with them. And if another item (lightning, blue shell, pow block) makes you drop items on the track, they no longer count as yours and won't help you. There's a whole mathematical algorithm that determines a three star ranking and hitting CPU's with items is very favorable to that equation. (it's based on time and hard to explain in text)
We’re back boyz 🎉 btw I’m literally playing Mario Kart Wii right now. I’m doing 100cc Flower Cup because I’m trying to earn 3 stars on everything. I have the game paused because I just saw this notification
imagine. you’re 12 years old. your mother warns you to stay inside because she’s going out to do errands and is leaving you home alone. after she leaves, you just really wanna go onto the swing set, so you figure a few minutes wouldn’t hurt. you get carried away and your mom comes back and sees you swinging while she’s pulling into the driveway. she gets out of the car and yells, “ 22:39“ a nuclear bomb then falls from the sky and hits directly on the swingset, destroying everything within a LARGE radius, except for the house. it turns out your mom went to sams club to stock up on a bunch of food and water because she knew about the bomb YEARS ago and the house was built bomb proof for this occasion. the end.
poof not chucking a wheelie in the tube of mario raceway is sending me. hes getting every boost possible with drift but not using the wheelie speed ever lmao
Hey poof, if you change beef bosses height in the mii channel, you can use the karts and bikes that the smaller and larger characters use in mario kart.
5:28 yes! I was literally just rewatching your old mario kart videos when you posted this lol, they're some of my favorite videos of yours to watch over and over. it's been satisfying in a way to see you improve in this game over the years
I actually love to fall asleep to Poof’s old Mario kart Wii vids. And yes he was that bad. It was super painful to watch. Sometimes it’s still painful but I love him, he’s a sweet summer child
It is my theory, when it comes to the CC of Mario Kart, is that the speed of the CC isn't the speed of you, but the speed of competitors, and your speed is always 100cc
Its not harder to get through than mirror but it is harder to get done because of how slow it is, I'm not even sure new players or people who dont play Kart racers even like this
Mario kart Wii has two separate drift modes, usually for karts and bikes Karts usually have an "outside" drift, where it takes wide turns Bilkes usually have an "inside" drift, where it takes short cuts there are a few exceptions with the bikes but im not sure about the karts, comments correct me if im wrong anywhere here
a reason youre not getting three stars even on 50cc is because 1. youre not wheelieing but you wont change that so 2. is youre not hitting people with items. its a hard system to explain in a short comment but basically hitting someone with an item will give you more stars
I like I want to use the classics Dragger arguably the worst part in the game. I ever one time he was playing Mario and one of his' early Mario Kart videos and he goes "This thing turns worse than the Titanic." Lol.
The dragster was always my favorite to use back then. It's probably been a while since you last played with outside drift, but outside drift on ice is... slippery. I wish you would have gotten a chance to use the dragster on other courses, but it's okay! 21:38 Aw, that's too bad... I wanted to buy one!
does anyone have the clip of poofesure calling koopa troopa “creepy” for driving in a baby stroller… i cant stop thinking about it but completely forgot what video it was from
Don’t forget about the time trials… you need to defeat the ghosts to unlock the rest of the characters, also, i see so many straight lines you don’t wheelie, please wheelie for the love of god it is free extra speed you choose not to utilize ps ilysm poofesure
Sometimes the easier it is the more difficult something is. Guitar hero is another game where easy mode is more difficult than the medium or hard. Or playing real guitar and Rubik’s cubes.
