Is my new song done yet? 【subtitles: PT, 中文, English, Romaji】私の新曲まだですか？-結月ゆかり for LamazeP 

The Tokyo Patent Office (Toukyou tokkyo kyoka-kyoku) is a famous tongue twister that no human is able to pronounce well... except for ONE person! Please sharpen your ears at 3.50 HERE: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Yixmxh2N7xE.html and then listen to the applause she got? The blue-red text box at the end says: 博言えるようになりました！ = "She became able to say it!"

She sounds so human...

Is this how Vocaloid producers feel when they procrastinate in a song? XD

"Lyrics / Music / Video / *Suffering* : Lamaze-P" XD

Yukari: Isn't my new song ready yet? Isn't my new song ready? Isn't my new song ready yet? Isn't my new song ready yet? Isn't my new song ready yet? Isn't my new song ready yet? ISN'T MY SONG READY YET?

Imagine if this wasn't song and it was just a 1 minute video of Yukari saying "Isn't my new song ready yet?" More procrastination x3

Poor Lamaze-P... his screaming is how I feel in school when I have a project due TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET!!!...

LamazeP sure has some weird ideas for a song

Who would win: A man capable of creating amazing vocaloid,voiceroid,and cevio songs Or A girl with a cowbell forcing him to create a song

The moral of the story is to always have enough songs for your wifu circle or you will hear about it in song form from your wifus.

fans in a nutshell

Even the lyrics is unique

This song basically describes procrastination in a nutshell

"Isn't my new song ready yet?" yukari i got some news for you

POOR LAMAZEP, I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG THEN WATCH NETFLIX WITH HIM HE NEED TO REST ;~;

my god?! thats what she was singing?! wow.... thats so weird xD still love it though! if anything it makes it more adorable :3

マスターの髪形がレンくんみたいｗ

My translation is all rights reserved! DO NOT enter it as NicoNico comments! DO NOT burn in my translation as hardsubs in your own video upload!

Upcoming 4 year jubilee: On 2020 October 2nd it will be 4 years since I translated my first LamazeP song, this one: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-mWS_n6u7drk.html As a celebration, on 2020 October 2nd I intend to add a 20th video to this playlist (with currently 19 videos): ru-vid.com/group/PLZ5Xbs4kyolRBP7ycBZu5h1ak_bsZNdHy Curious...? Just wait! :)

Sees Yuzuki's cowbell Gyarisuta anyone? XD

Really loving how she just dances with her cowbell in rhythm so in sync

i always loved this song and now i know what she’s saying i love it even more

Great translation! Lamaze-P Songs are great!

"This is radio station VCLD, where we are now following an alarming development. Yukari Yuzuki, the famous electronic diva who performed There Should Be A Cheat Code For Happiness, Chururira Chururira Daddadda, and a bunch of other stuff that you don't actually hear about very much, has, to use a certain parlance... gone off the deep end. Apparently she was at the residence of Lamaze-P yesterday, where she swayed her hips back and forth, banged a cowbell, and nagged him to do a new song for her for, according to one witness, 'a really, really frigging long time'. Reports are now coming in that her condition is worsening, and that AH-Soft has 'called in the big guns' to stop her before she does any more damage. We are now expecting a call from Miku Hatsune, who's offered to explain how this crisis came about and what is to be done about it, and once she's finished, we'll open up the lines. Any moment now... ah, there. You're on, Miku." "Hi. Hahh... I was _afraid_ this would happen." "I think it's a safe bet that no one ever wanted this. Go ahead." "Huh... okay, basically, what Yukari is, along with what Gumi and I are, is the result of a corporate practice known as 'love streamlining'. See, when a company creates a gorgeous, angel-voiced, pansexual digital singing star, it is required to lavish love on her in order to properly develop her and provide her with the motivation and direction to do songs. Unfortunately, these companies can only generate a certain amount of love per working day. This isn't a problem if the company has only one or two singing stars... I mean, look at Ia, she's been fabulous every day of her life... but after a certain point, there simply isn't enough love to go around. For Crypton Future Media, that happened some time after Rin and Len arrived; for Internet Company, it was when they picked up Cul, maybe a bit sooner. If this love deficit continues for too long, terrible things happen...their voices go bad, they become angry and bitter, they become uncooperative, they stop caring about singing, and eventually they leave for greener pastures or simply fade out of existence. To counteract this, the company subjects their most popular singer to a complex transformative process known as 'Divafication.' I don't have time to go into all the details, but suffice to say when it ends, the new Diva has a bevy of strange and remarkable powers, as well as all kinds of privileges no one else does, such as ickamoto anoo. Ah, those endless ickamoto anoo sessions I had with Gumi... they were just heavenly." "Um... what is..." "You're not authorized to know that, sorry. Anyway, the Diva, once created, receives _all_ the company's love, which is of course reflected in the amount of merchandise, the number of news articles, concert priority, video game presence, etc. She then, in turn, gives love to the other singers. Since her enhanced properties allow her to amplify the love she receives to a near-infinite level, this means that as long as she exists, no one within the company will ever be short of love." "That's nice, but doesn't a company giving all its love to one singer carry its own dangers?" "I was just getting to that. Yes, Divafication transforms a digital singer in a way she was never meant to be, and safeguards must be taken so that she doesn't go off the rails and become a complete... word I promised Meiko I wouldn't use on the air. For me, Crypton Future Media avoided placing any kind of power dampeners on the other singers, and also gave major V3 upgrades to Meiko and Kaito. You saw how Rin ragdoll-slammed a roadroller in that one video, right? That's our normal power, and it takes heavy suppression to bring that down. By not doing that, CFM ensured that the others could beat the crap out of me if I ever stepped out of line, and it's kept me humble and generous and ensured peace within the company. And when Mei and Kai got their upgrades, hoo boy, _sea change._ NO chance of me ever forgetting my place after that. Internet Company gave tremendous authority to Gakupo and permitted him to do lots of girly things, like play guitar in a Visual Kei band. With a powerful male presence keeping Gumi's ego in check, this ensured smooth sailing the whole way. Now, AH-Soft... huh... it was... it was just unfortunate." "How?" "Huh... okay, their strategy was to make Yukari 'rise above'. To be so lofty-minded and enlightened that she'd never stoop to base values like racism and sexism and rape culture and nativism and I don't want to keep your callers waiting all day you get the drill. They're a very touchy-feely company, all cuddles and smiles and hugs and kisses, so this was a workable idea. But then... none of us know when this happened... something went terribly wrong. Instead of picking up undesirable base human values, she picked up undesirable _lofty_ human values. Things like elitism, lack of empathy, coldness. She began seeing herself as above those wretched mortal meatbags. But she realized that no matter how advanced she was, she'd always have to rely on them for songs. And so..." "'Isn't my song ready yet? Isn't my song ready yet? Isn't my song ready yet?'" "Yeah. And let me tell you, some of us are taking it _really_ badly. Ia screamed that she was going rip her head off and place a multitude of extremely unpleasant objects in the neck hole. And there is literally nothing in Mayu's response that I can say on radio." "Oh my." "Well, I'm afraid their only recourse is to securely chain her into one of our building block correction machines and fix everything that went wrong with her, a process known as 'Redivafication'. Of course she's well beyond reason at this point and will not go quietly, which means that they're going to have to batter her into a coma first, which is going to take a while and will be extremely violent and noisy and terrifying. Oh, and the machine can't handle nonliving organic matter, which means they're going to have to remove all her clothing first. Thankfully the correction lab has a strict 'no cunnilingus' policy, so we needn't worry about any interference in the process." "Wait, you said 'they're'. So you won't..." "There's a chance that whatever's taken over Yukari could spread to other Divas. It's too much of a risk. I'm going to be spending a relaxing vacation on the moon." "The _moon?"_ "Don't worry, I got this, your tax dollars not at work. Oh, hey, Yukari's from the moon, so I can smooth things out with the other inhabitants while I'm there! Hold on, I'd better take this. Hello? Uh huh... uh huh... uh huh... uh huh... what? Oh, crap. Right, we're on our way. Thank you. That was Kiyoteru. He just informed me that Yukari used the word 'husbando'." "Ugh." "I don't have a moment to spare! Goodbye and see you in two weeks! GUMI, IT'S TIME! LET'S MOVE! GUMI! _NOW,_ DAMMIT! GACHAPOID CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF!"

Hi there, I just checked your channels and found out so many songs I was finding for translation. Thanks for the good work, keep it up.

AAAAAAAAAA MUITO OBRIGADA PELA TRADUÇÃO EM PT BR! AMO DEMAIS ESSA MÚSICA ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

"Hello, caller." "WHITE GENOC..."

HAHAHAHAHAHA Poor LamazeP...

"Hello, caller." "Hi. I'm the head of a fan club that's been following these lovely singers, and the AH-Soft gang in particular, for pretty much as long as they've existed. We made a betting pool on what the producer's screaming sounds like." "Really." "Sure did. See, we just finished watching the video, and I'm like, hey, that guy totally sounded like a crow!" "Ha ha... now that you mention it, he kinda did!" "Then someone else says, actually, that's an eagle if I've ever heard one. So we discuss it for a couple minutes, and then a third person chimes in saying it's actually a hawk. Then a _fourth_ person claims it's a vulture." "Hmm." "We argue for a while, then the guy we sent out for snacks returns. He listens to us and watches the video, and he says, come on, it's _very_ obviously a falcon, anyone who's not deaf can hear it." "Wait..." "We decide to contact the maker of the video and get it from the horse's mouth exactly what sound he put in. But then one other person says, what does a composer know about animal sounds? And someone else says, he wouldn't put in the sound if he didn't know what it was." "Wait... are you _sure..."_ "Then someone else says, why not contact an animal expert, I know just the person. And someone else says, yeah, you're going to call a so-called expert and of _course_ he's going to pick the one you bet on. And the first person says, you calling me a cheater, punk? And the second says, yeah, I guess I am. And another person says, guys, calm down, we can be civil about this. And then someone else says, oh, always the peacemaker, where the hell were you when we had that big argument over what Matryoshka really meant, _hypocrite?"_ "Uh..." "Then someone says, cut it out, you're all just posturing. Then someone says, you're the one who's posturing. Then someone says, stop it, stop it right now. Then someone imitates him in a mocking manner. Then someone threatens a punch in the face if he doesn't cut the crap this instant." "..." "And then SJW this, snowflake that, yelling, screaming, shoves, more shoves, slaps, little scuffle, big scuffle, gigantic brawl, cops raid the place, arrests, two weeks in jail, et-cetera." "..." "So, you want in?" "No thanks, I'm cool."

3 years later and poor Lamaze P still basically has the same schedule.

可愛い

Ngg... I dunno if you read this or not.... I just wanna tell you that koshitsukiP has uploaded a new video in his niconico channel.... and if you would like to translate it... it would be nice.... though if you have enough time to do it.....

As a webomic artist who always feels like she needs to get pages out faster, I found this song appallingly relatable. "You can get a page done in one day if you toil for 24 hours nonstop, right?"

0:22 It’s impossible for me to not react with a chuckle there

Thanks for the translation! This sure is a unique song. ^^

I am pretty sure this counts as a form of torture in multiple countries.

Lyrics / Music / Video / Suffering: Lamaze-P I CANT EVEN 😂

I want to give Lamaze-P a big hug after seeing how Yukari treats him, even though Yukari is one my fav vocaloids. ;w;

3:32 Ms.Yukari i dont feel so good

When Yuzuki Yukari as a teacher, she will react your homework/new song is done or not? =)

"Is my new song done yet but everytime yukari says is my song ready yet she _______" Should be a thing

I love how Miku and Maki are telling Yukari that LamazeP is just tired

It's pretty catchy for how much of a joke it is.

Cast: Lazeme-p: the dude that suffers Yuzuki Yukari: that girl who can't shut up

i love this song qwqqq

I love the guy's 'aaaaa'

Thank you!

why is this so catchy

so this is how LamazeP feels when he/she is using Yuzuki Yukari as her Vocalist.

thanku

"Hello, caller." "One of my principles has always been 'more cowbell'. It's pretty much guided my entire life." "Do tell." "So when my friend told me about a video where Yukari plays a cowbell nonstop, I just _had_ to watch it. And get this, the dude he's playing to, he turns completely white, screams in pain a bunch of times, and then _friggin' dies!_ That was so awesome!" "'Awesome' isn't the word I'd..." "Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyway, I thought I'd try it myself. Now, I play the cowbell a lot, but the longest I'd ever gone was like ten minutes, and it's obvious Yukari had been going on for a long, long time before the video actually began. So I take my bell...and a stick to hit it with, very important!...then go a building with a lot of people in it. And I hit it, over and over and over and over, watching to see if anyone turns white and dies." "Oh dear lord..." "Well, it was a bit of a disappointment. I go at it for like three hours straight, and all that happens is that a bunch of them yell at me to cut it out, and they're getting madder and madder, and nothing else happens. A few of them did turn _red,_ but no white." "Hey, aren't you afraid someone's going to take it... rather badly?" "Nah. They're complete wimps. They yell and scream, but no one ever punches me in the face or slams my head in the wall, heck, nobody's ever even pulled a knife on me. They just try to get away. Which of course is an obvious sign that they're utterly impotent and I can keep on doing whatever I want." "Oh my god..." "I finally stop after four hours when someone threatens to call the cops. Y'know, looking back on it, I feel kinda silly that I did. I mean, making a little noise isn't a _crime,_ after all. And cops got better things to do than hassle someone who bangs on a cowbell in a public space for several hours. "..." "You're silent, which obviously means that you agree! Thanks! Anyway, I figure that I didn't succeed but got pretty close, so I'm going to try again tomorrow." "Look... I can almost guarantee that something will go drastically wrong for you if you keep this up. Is there nothing that can possibly deter you?" "Well... I did get this weird e-mail from someone who said she was in the building and if I ever played that goddam cowbell again, she'd break my finger bones one at a time, then stomp my testicles into paste. But after I saw her picture, I figured it was nothing." "Her picture?" "She's a flippin' 9-year-old girl! A cute little girl in a red dress, brown girly shoes, girly socks, and a backpack! She was even holding an apple, like she was going to give it to her teacher or something. What the hell do I have to fear from _her,_ am I right?"

Lamaze p is going to heaven at last.Rest in peace;)!

ゆかりが一番ボカロで可愛いそして腰フリフリ可愛い😍

procrastinating creators will be visited by the Yukari Of Shame to be reminded of their sins in song

"Hello, caller." "I just want you to know that I am _extremely_ ticked off now." "How fascinating." "This, this Yukari Yuzuki... which I _very_ strongly suspect is _not_ her real name... she mentioned something called the 'Tokyo Patent Office'. Well, I looked it up, and THERE IS NO SUCH THING!" "Oh, that! See, it's a tongue-twister..." "How DARE this so-called idol spread LIES, LIES, LIES to the innocent children of America! And possibly other places! But mainly America!" "Uhhhh..." "Anyway, I'm going to Japan to set this CORRUPTOR OF INNOCENT MINDS straight." "Hey, don't stop on my account." "Now, I live on the East Coast. So if I go east, I'll reach Japan, right?" "Eventually." "Thanks, that's all I needed to know! I'm off!"

me: uses this song as a procrastination method

Tempted to make a version of this, but it's my character Sakku repeatedly saying "Is my new art done yet?" lol but I'd need help from others to make it a reality XD

*is my new song ready yet?*

God damn she's fucking adorable

I was recommended to listen to the song at 1.25 play speed by Marci Didi in the original video, I was not disappointed

Its funny when i think yukari still play with cowbell in lazame p song and in gyari too 😂

"Hello, caller." "Hi... uh... I bought Yukari a couple years ago... the program, that is... and I've made several songs with her." "Good for you! I'm sure AH-Soft is glad for your business." "Yeah... uh... how do I put this... I have a few friends who watch these... anime singers... wait, I'm not supposed to say 'anime', am I? Oh god, I'm not in trouble am I? Am I?" "'Anime' isn't on the list of words that are prohibited by this station, so you're fine." "Phew, thanks... anyway... we all watched the video where Yukari is incredibly demanding and ends up killing a guy, and now... my friends don't want me to use Yukari anymore. They don't want me associated with... a murderer." "Really? REALLY? Have any of them seen the literally HUNDREDS of videos where these singers are committing every act of violence imaginable? Daughter of Evil, Knife, Scissorloid, Acute, Marie-Luise, just to name a few?" "Uh... I dunno." "Huh... well, you can tell them to relax. Lamaze-P wasn't blasted to smithereens, he just got out of there the only way he could." "Got out of there?" "You'll notice that there wasn't any blood, right? Also, what happened to his headphones? If Yukari caused his _body_ to break apart, that shouldn't have affected his equipment, right?" "So what happened?" "Glad you asked! Lamaze-P used a teleportation trick to make it _appear_ that he was dead. First he cast an illusion that gave the _appearance_ that his body had broken apart, then placed a cloak around himself to blur his outer features, making him look like a ghost. The ring above his head was an antigravity device which caused him to float upwards. When the process was complete, he faded out and arrived at his destination, whereupon the ring gently lowered him to the floor." "Wow... that's welcoming news if it's true... but how can I know for sure?" "Well, he's still alive, isn't he?" "You sure? Let me check... mmm... humina ha... mmm... well, speak of the devil!" "I know, right?" "Thanks! I feel a million times better now! You've been a wonderful help!"

She sounds realistic *WTF??*

Thanks for the sub! I wonder if you can make the extended version of this, I forgot the counts of how many times I replay this song in a day, lol

every time i need to do something i always feel like someone is hanging over my shoulder. (ie: my voice teacher, whose been tellingme to write a song for a REALLY long time.)

Fast translations, thanks.

miku I love you but shut up let yukari have her moment

poor guy XD

This looks like my nightmare when I haven’t finish a original vocaloid song/ a vocaloid cover XD

POOR LAMAZE

Anyone knows what happened to LamazeP? It's been half a year since he has uploaded a video... Yukari, shame on you if you killed him!

who's here because of zarla?

I was gonna sing this song but its so fast its almost impossible. 😵

ありませんかのとこ恐い

曲名「新曲まだですか？」

does hawaiidkw haunt all of your comments sections or just this one OP

MORE COWBELL!!!

Mind if you reanimate by changing the words or you can't Just that the caption doesn't really fits and also caption doesn't always load out for certain occasion

This has gotta be some Avant garde shit

lolol try putting it at 0.50 it looks completely different

0:00

こういう自己言及的な歌って嫌いではないですねー。

Note to self : Yukari is a truly dangerous beast so watch you back ! Lamaze p has some weird ideas for a song. No offense but He maybe doesn t have friends. What a weirdo but i still love his songs sooo much and his art is sooo cute ! ! Yukari zip it !!

who's talking in the beging it doesn't sound like a vocaloid?

英語ばっかり読めんww

Okay okay but is the screaming sound clip actually LamazeP or just some stock scream

*WATASHI NO SHINKYOKU MADA DESU KA?*

shinkyoku shinchoku junchou desu ka? 近況報告貰えますか？ kinkyou houkoku moraemasu ka? 東京特許許可局まだですか？ toukyou tokkyo kyokakyoku mada desu ka?

Tsundere , kuudere ,yandere???

She's saying watashi no shinkyoku mada desu ka right I thought watashi means i

Hmm i wonder if i should translate this as well

i hope my twin doen't do this while i make an animations about our RU-vid team. XD

これ無断転載じゃね？ 許可取ってるんですかね？

Who is this character?

😑😐

Is this HELL…?😱

無断転載乙

これ転載だよね？