ISMO | The Word ASS (new & extended version) 

There's a good ass ointment for that.

Browneye?

Hahhahahhahahhahhaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's a good ass comment, you piece of ass.

that was a nice ass joke

Comedy is so important Real talk

@@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred Comedy is like fire: without it the forest dies, but with it the village dies. A good servant, but a bad master.

same goes for most languages, we even have some strange ass non ass related ass language in my language, and still if i would directly translate your ass slang and start doing it in my language i would probably get arrested, and the same goes the other way around.

They're jokes that only work because he's ESL and naive on what phrases mean. They don't in actuality mean the things he's saying: Lazy ass means a person who is so chronically lazy that it's harmful. "My lazy ass husband" means a husband who is always lazy not just from time to time, and to the point it both creates a rift between the husband and wife AND causes them to miss out on things. Long ass, as in "this long ass flight" means an uncomfortable and tediously long flight. A grown ass man, means an adult man, whom is acting like an ass. In these contexts adding ass generally means the thing is terrible. Bad ass does not reverse the meaning, it doesn't mean good. Bad ass means an asshole so bad they're intimidating, frightening or they make a lot of trouble. A smart ass has their brains in their ass. A dumb ass has their brains in their ass and they aren't very bright. Move your ass refers to the fact your ass is what moves your legs and thus moves you forward. So move your ass could also be said move your legs which is also a thing people say. My ass does not mean no. It means bullsih!, or human poo as it were. But the latter would be weird to say, so we instead refer to where it comes from. Etc, etc, you get the gist. That he's getting them wrong in such a naive and quirky way is part of the joke.

@@tjmarx How can you have so little self-awareness and yet be capable of such leaps in logic?

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Maybe it's like I tell my outgoing friend from Finland -- they kicked her out for talking too much 😁

Why do Finnish people generally have an aversion to groups?

Best comment. So says an Estonian. (Close cousin of Finns)

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That's his specialty ♥

I think you meant to say "for this long ass-joke". The hyphen matters :P

I'm clapping with my ass on him.. hilarious :D

Ha ha he missed that one 🤣🤣

@@ToadalChaos Or "for these long-ass ass-jokes"... ^^

*Straight Ass

I think he's adding stuff spontaneously in the latter part, so he loses it at times :)

@@timomastosalo that’s the best part of stand up for me: improvising and it lands good, as well as when it lands so good the comic themselves laugh.

@@timomastosalo Yeah, he's pulling material out of his ass!

Deadass

Rectum?

Bottom of my bottom

K-V heart

black hole?

I mean when you think about it it actually makes sense 🤔 🤣

Unique way of looking at ass.

...he really opened my ass! OR ...he really opened up my ass!

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he blew my ass with all the different ways you could look at it

My ass has been opened and now I too can see the whole ass picture!!

These puns are a pain in my ass

@@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy Oh pain, my ass

ugh.. man cringe. I may need a vibe check\

Thanks, now i'm thinking about bunnies coming out of my....

Thanks for getting my head out of my ASS. It truly was a tough time for me.

LOL

Blow ass means to fart soooo

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too funny!

I laughed so hard at this one. Great !!

Yeah true, I didn't know non-native English speakers could be creative too. lol

It’s because he is a left assed person

I believe it's because how creative Finnish language can be on its own. Now, I don't know about any other languages, but as a native Finn, I know the joys of how creative Finnish can get. So it might be easier for Ismo to play with other languages as well. Of course he's a talented comedian to boot. And we speak a LOT more English than Swedish (which is supposed to be our 2nd language) so it comes pretty naturally to us I'd guess.

@@CarcPazu you're being sarcastic right? 😁

@@r0conscious yes

Hymy pyllyyn ja sitä rataa!

HAHAHAHA

He did that to me too, with a tattoo gun. So now I have a Smiling ass Ass from a funny ass ass who owns a sword. Because he's a Finnish ass, and as they graduate they get a badass sword.

I died when he said "I'm a little nervous I have butterflies in my ass"

@@dakvesser9588 There actually is a German saying that translates to "bumblebees in one's ass", which means being tetchy or impatient...

He's like the Finnish Stephen Wright.

The "ohs" and "uhs" in between each line is what keeps getting me

@@AlexTommo ikr i love his little groans, it's like he's trying not to laugh at his own jokes lmao

Yes!!!

we don't care

Ye every other comedian feels half-assed now. Ismo feels more like a complete bad ass

George Carlin would match this perfectly.

George Carlin did it brilliantly many years ago. George Carlin's Usage of the Word 'FUCK' . ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xZkb4TPI-Lo.html

Thanks for the education. I'm gonna remember that. I know that there are a lot of wankers and tossers out there but now I've been schooled on arsed 🤣

Can't arsed also mean drunk? Like "oh he was arsed out of his mind" ?

I've never heard it used in that way.

@@Eralen00 no, it literally means cannot be bothered.

@@Eralen00 In Britain almost any word can mean drunk. Slaughtered, trashed, blasted, wankered, bladdered... Can't say I've heard 'arsed', but I've heard rat-arsed and arseholed.

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@Zachary Savdié 😂😂

You mean the long ass version? :)

That and Sleeping around is hilarious too😊

Alas there aren't too many, not in English :(

I'm guessing lots of people laughed their asses off?

@@godfreyofbouillon966 Alass there aren't

The words are slightly halting ... because thats what Finns do. I reckon Ismo is fast for a Finn. 😂

That is a good one, I'll give you that! :D

Assmeat good balls

Or maybe "(new long ass version)"

tush-é

Imagine prepping for these without being able to improvise You have to learn the jokes by ass

That's a badass take on this clip 😹😹

The differences between upper-intermediate, advanced and native levels are massive. Unless you grow up in the country until you're well into your teens you'll never reach true native level. Fins have very good English generally. Ismo is advanced and enjoying exploring the nitty-gritty of native level English, but he'll never reach true native level. Adults who go to spend 10 years or even 40 in another country and say they've reached native level are talking out of their... ass.

Even native speakers struggle with the slang at times.

I'm sorry to hear about your baby. I don't have words to help that.

I had to put mine down on October 3rd and he was 12 1/2 l try to stay busy so l don’t cry so much and when l see Ismo doing a skit or show it’s taking my mind to a really cool place where l can forget my sadness and be glad his comedy can make me laugh again… he is such a funny ass comedian….

Holy crap man, I almost enjoyed your spot on analysis as much as I did ISMO.

YES,, That was Truly Killer - If you have a car it's included in the ass' 🤣🤣

My favorite line for some reason is "if you are half-assed that means you're not concentrating properly" lmao. Something about the delivery of that line kills me.

Lolllll

He can't just pull new jokes out of his.... ass!

Just off the top of your ass?

Better than tears in your ass!

I laughed my ass off !!😂😂