IT FOLLOWS YOU THE WHOLE GAME 

“Oh I have a body body-ody-ody” - Daz Games 2021

“Always in a mansion isn’t it, never in a bungalow” 😂😭 He’s got a very good point

Note: *is called unreadable* Daz: *reads it*

Daz sees the picture: OH SHIT HONEY! THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE" ( 6:31 ) Daz 4 sec later : Who the hell would date that? Swipe left every time. I cried plsss 💀

“guess we’re going this way” *door slams in front of him* “ORRR NOT I DONT MIND I GUESS THATS UP TO YOU YOU CAN DECIDE” 😂

“Someone’s left candles for me, how romantic” I DIED

daz: houses can't hurt you monster house: allow me to introduce myself.

” It's just an old house, nothing can hurt you” Me: Yeah but the shit inside the house can Daz 😂

“I like it, there’s electricity in this game.” “AHHHH I DONT LIKE COAT HANGERS”

"oH he's just being emo" THAT GOT ME.

Jumpscare list: 1:24 - a bird 2:05 - something closed the door 3:49 - thing that is looking like a human or a ghost (jumpscare) 5:20 - door is opening by itself 6:13 - door shuts in front of Daz 6:31 - scary painting staring 8:18 - scary armor 8:28 - chair is moving by itself 9:21 - the light is dying (not a jumpscare, but you can be suprised by this) 10:06 - someone passing the hallway 11:40 - scary noises 12:20 - a shadow on the wall 12:58 - a bird broke the window and scary noises 15:01 - hearing the footsteps and almost dying 15:39 - almost dying again 15:51 - the ghost showed up 17:45 - the lights are down and it's an infinite corridor 18:10 - a scary armor 18:45 - a huge jumpscare, the ghost son ("I can't believe you!!!") 19:23 - the door is opening for no reason 19:59 - scary noises 20:42 - the ghost opens the door with a key 21:21 - ghost is staring ("Oh hello, hello I'm gonna go this way, alright?") 23:42 - almost dying, again 24:17 - not a jumpscare, but still scary, falling down to the basement ("Oh, that's that's that's cruel!!!") 24:40 - and he's almost dying, again the end (the game is not finished, cause it's 3 hours long) edit: link to pt 2: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WOcyi-a_wDA.html

9:00 “do you know where the key is, old man with crooked neck?” - killed me haha

If you are scared this is Bob 🦖he will protect you

Daz: “Oh I have a Bodyodyodyody” *Megan Thee Stallion Joins The Chat* 4:31

“RUN! NOT THE TIME FOR DIARRHOEA DAZ!”🤣🤣

Daz shouting "That's why you're single. Cause you look at me like that." to a painting and "I knight the a d**k" literally had me laughing my head off

6:31 “OH SHIT HONEY AHA, THATS WHY YA SINGLE CAUSE YA LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT”

“HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A FEATHER DUSTER THEY COST £1.99

The thing funny with this guy is that he isn’t seing the shapes of the DEMON IN THE BATHTUB !!! 😭😭

6:38.. 'oohhh shit honey, that's why you're single coz you look at me like that! swipe left every time'..I ROLLED 😂😭

Letter: “Im starting to question my sanity” Daz 5 seconds later: *Talks to a suit of armour*

The coat hanger was like "nah, I'm leaving, fuck this shit"

1:31 Daz - * turns torch off * " damn i really can't really use my torch it's already running ou- " "WHAT IS that?" * proceeds to turn torch back on * "OoOh it's a statue." :)

“Open the the god damn door! We got the whole illuminati behind me.” 😂😂😂

“Nah, don’t be breathing asthma in my ear”😂😂😂😂

“He’s very hungry but pukes up everything he eats, he’s paler than normal and his expression is blank... oh he’s becoming emo” 😂 been there my friend 👌🏻

Daz raising his voice at random times is way scarier than the game😂😂😂

Can we talk about how good Daz looks, mans skin is flawless

Letter: describes possessed son in horrifying detail Daz: oH hE’s JuSt bEcOmInG eMo

“Honey ghosts don’t care about barricades.” Enjolras: *horrified gasp*

son: *not being able to eat* Daz: "oh he's just becoming emo"

"oh...OH the coat hanger left ahhahha...ok...oh I have a body bodyodyodyody" HAD ME DEAD 4:25

“Thats why your single honey” Me: starts laughing to death

Every letter he reads is called an “Unreadable Letter” but he can read every single letter.

“Ooo someone left candles for me,,,,,, how romantic.” Got me dead. Daz is literally the funniest person alive.

I just imagine him taking the Watson-Scott test for some reason and screaming "FUCK NO, FUCK NO"

"My son is sitting in the dark all by himself!" Me: *Sitting in the dark all the time because it's comforting and the sun is a bright fucker* 😶

"how's it going dazzlers, welcome back to daz games" never gets old

When you see bugs in the game : ooh bugs! When you see them in real life : *AAAAAAAAAAAA-*

“Sheilas back! Hey Sheila, Glad you could join us” I DIEDD

“oh well theres my car” “well no wonder it broke down it’s a SKODA”

✨Jump scares✨ ❗️spoilers❗️ ☟︎☟︎☟︎ 1:23 Crow then Daz screams 2:05 Door slams closed behind 3:49 Jump scare when door opens❗️ 5:17 Door creaks open 6:14 Door closes in front of you 6:33 disturbing illuminated painting (creepy music in background) 8:28 Chair slides 10:05 figure walks down hall❗️ 11:12 Whispers 11:39 sudden clatter 12:23 A silhoutte of a per person on wall 12:59 Window shatters 15:53 Creepy monster shows up and walks towards you 18:12 suit of armor shows 18:45 Creepy monster shows up❗️ 19:27 Door opens by itself 20:43 Key clatters and door opens (creepy noises in background) 24:18 Floor caves in beneath daz Like so more people can see!♡︎ *I appreciate any feedback!*

Me: Smiling because i finally met Daz Daz: Stop smiling at me like that you look like a snapchat filter!!!!!!

“THE NEXT CROW I SEE, IM KILLING IT!”

Daz: "Woman you need to stop writing" Woman going insane: "But I want you to read my novel!!"

No one in a horror game: Daz sees an ugly painting of a girl: I would swipe left every time😆😆😆

Hello fellow people who are hiding in the comments

“Oh he’s just becoming emo, don’t have to worry about that” 😂😂😂

"Hold shift to run, good luck" The most scary message that anyone could ever receive

Daz: “next crow I see imma kill it” Next crow he sees: *DIES*

Daz: “I like that this game has electricity ‘Jump scare’ Daz: “I hate this game!” 🤣🤣

2:02 "Fantastic.".. *SLAM* WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD LMAOOO

“dont smile at me like, you look like a Snapchat filter” mood lmao

*"we're not gonna use my torch just yet"* *1 second later* **turns on the torch**

Daz is honestly the best RU-vid ever, I like how he always makes funny comments when he’s scared and he gives us useful information like how much a feather duster is 😂

4:13 No one: Not even Daz: Me: how the *shit* can you even read that 🤣🤣

“Oh he’s just becoming emo don’t worry”

Daz: *literally had a coathanger vanish in front of him with no reasonable explaination* Also Daz: Oh I have a body-ody-ody-ody-ody

Daz at 20:11 sees the blood splatter on the wall “oh bloody hell” Me “no... bloody wall...”

12:28: “Oh that’s interesting” to something really creepy😂

“OOOOH i have a bOdYoDyOdY” Fair point tho, you’re always just a floating head 😂

daz: “im not gonna use my torch just yet.” *immediately turns on torch afterwards* sorry what😭😭

If I ever get stuck in a haunted house they only person I want there with me is Daz, his commentary is the best

alright we aren’t gonna use my torch just yet- *proceeds to use torch*

"Oh I have a body,body-ody-ody" *he really went there and i love it*

“My son sits in darkness... he’s hungry and pale” Daz: He’s just going through an emo phase Me 5 years ago: *sweats nervously*

"Oh a door with symbols on it, that relates to satanism. Im just gonna to walk towards that" Has me dying😂😂😂

I like how he talks about interior design throughout the game 😂🤣

*kid literally dying* Daz: ugh he's just becoming emo BYE 😭

-door creeks open- Daz: “oh don’t worry that’s normal it happens a lot”

20:50 "I can open doors by myself thank you very much" 🤣this is something I would say

“I could be playing Roblox right now.” Me every time I have to do anything! 😂😂

Imagine being in a horror movie with daz 😂😂😭

Me: *jumps at seeing shadow in the bathtub* (7:20) Daz: *Doesn’t even look in the bathtub*

6:47- EWWWW, wow honey that's why your single, who the bloody hell looks at people like that! LMAOO

4:21 The way Daz said. "Oh ooh the coat hanger left" Lol

Game: gets rid on the coat hanger Daz: looks down Daz: Ah iVe GoT a BoDy- oDy oDy oDy oDy oDy oDy oDy

“Alright I don’t like this corridor, I don’t like this corridor, screw its self”

daz screaming at a crow is the best part of this video

his chaotic energy somehow transfers itself through the screen and projects onto me

No one: Literally not even the dead fly in the light: Daz: "Is there a light switch down heA?"

“honey ghosts don’t care about barricades” dealing with ghosts 101

The batteries dying every 5 minutes is making me so damn anxious

"I'm gonna go towards the mansion cause you know that would be sense" Me: Yes, That is a brilliant idea

Daz: “bodyodyodyody” Me: *dying* 💀

*hears breathing noise* Daz: “Excuse me, what?”

‘’Oh he’s just becoming emo, nothing to worry about”

Coat hanger was just like "f*ck this shit I'm out" 😂 lol

Daz: houses can’t hurt you My pinky toe: I beg to differ

“NOT THE TOME FOR DIARRHEA DAZ” that killed me lmao

I love how it goes from him reading the notes and saying "I love these" to "You need to stop writing, man"

10:09 when I meet the neighbours weird kid

“Houses can’t hurt you” has he watched monster house???💀

Daz: “do you know where the key is old man with the crooked neck”

It’s so funny when Daz talks about himself in third person when he’s scared.

"oh..i have a body body ody ody " and "he is just becoming emo " - THEY GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣

I like how Daz is like “sorry, what” as if someone will respond 😂

Daz: "don't like that painting at all, bad choice" The demons of the house: 👁️👄👁️

Every time Daz talked shit about the house something scary happened and that just made the whole video even better LMFAO

"always swipe left on people like you" *dead*