It's So Messed Up! I Can't Even Do This!!! (Artosis Clips) 

Artosis has the best chat in the gaming world

It's a good thing he doesn't take this game too seriously

I learned about the scrublord's prayer today. Seems applicable: My controls weren't working And if they were, you were playing dishonorably And if you weren't, you are playing without skill And if you were, it's not fun to play that way And if it is, you only care about winning

Love these longer compilations :)

His anger that stream was actually beyond what I could find fun.

imagine if you could use anger as a fuel.... Artosis could power the entire world just by playing Starcraft.

Can you imagine Artosis vs. Florencio? I bet Artosis would really love Flo's inefficient, unorthodox playstyle.

i know absolutely nothing about starcraft and don't understand anything that's happening, but artosis still finds a way to entertain me despite my lack of understanding

Is he doing this for entertainment or is he falling deeper and deeper into denial about his Broodwar gameplay?

Holy shit... Artosis might need to take some xanax or something he's so angry lol!

9:14 ....I hope his wife and kids didn't hear that?

I think I have never seen him mald this much

My God I laughed so much in this one xD amazing uploads

Artosis getting angry is like music to my ears.

5:05 so angry that he warps out of reality for a moment

@channel owner, I love your work. Artorage is art I can appreciate.

"I have more honor than everybody" Yeah, you don't smurf, that's already more than most pro players can say.

"I thought there was supposed to be a hole down there." - Artosis

I try to live by the golden rule, but deep down I must be a sadist…. These clips have me howling 😂

You know when you think about it, this is actually sad. He's basically dedicating his time and energy to a dream that doesn't exist.

He dislikes it when people turtle... when he himself turtles like 80% of his games.

Maybe Artosis should choose to win instead of learning at this point, maybe that way he could win a tournament for once

So many clips!!

Awesome Watchmen reference there at the end :D

Love the Watchmen reference at the end

In that first match, Artosis was building zealots as if they were marines. Then he got upset that the Zerg player built air units.

he can talk without moving his lips... hes the true master!

Good lord I love watching Artosis, but I never saw this stream. Dan has a serious case of entitlement if he thinks he should win because of 9:14

Местный папич который винит стрим-снайперов.

Artosis did not understand a thing, or pretend not to: Keeping that dark mood about always being nervous, everyone is bad because they don't follow the build of some pro GSL player, or don't do something they should at such a time is bad for the community. He keeps saying he has a skill of 2400 player, but when he faces players at this level he doesn't even come close to winning. I remember when he had an average of 1000 people watching and there was an interesting feedback from some people in the chat, now with this toxicity that he creates himself, everyone is there just to see it. He should try to encourage more people to play this game that is completely dead - proof of this is in the multiple accounts that the pros do to try to find matches - Instead... he only breed trolls with this gratuitous toxicity.

I saw it live and i know when he says people are map hacking and view the replay you can tell when they are map hacking its obvious lol. But honestly that bucc guy there is no proof the stream snipes him. The gameplay doesn't look like stream snipers. He shows plenty of times when its obvious people are stream sniping. But that bucc guy it never actually looks like he is stream sniping artosis. Arty just can't admit that bucc guy is actually pretty good. Ive seen the same guy beat sharp multiple times and even sharp doesn't think the guy stream snipes. The guy makes countless mistakes. If he was stream sniping he wouldn't make alot of those mistakes. I think arty is just in major denial when it comes to that guy lol.

I might frame some of his quotes. I'm not even kidding. "I have more honor than everyone." "I actually play with morals."

Artosis pointing at the screen: "I hate you, I *hate* you!" Me: Love you too, mate.

new clips LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED THEM DUDE

Props to artosis, I felt the same way as him and I quit the game... He made a career out of it.. what a sadist.

Artosis talks himself into a frenzy it’s hilarious. It’s like a persons inner talk but just out loud. Arty you play and talk about your favorite game for a living, cheer up.

"can you guys imagine if there's one thing that you love more than anything in the world and you give your whole life to it [...] and then you have shitheads that come in and fucking try to ruin it" yeahhh, basically how I feel towards Games Workshop since 2008. my god, I... I'm sorry Artosis I'm so sorry, I didn't know you hated toss that much... I want to hug you.

just remember that artosis is a father.

Dear Artosis clips: i was playing d2r and a phat loot dropped off baal throne minions and I teleported onto it and clicked it but my occulus proc'd and teleported me away, allowing the druid with an enigma to teleport in and gank it when it was clearly mine and I was on it and clicked it and it was literally in my hand and he swung in on a rope like Robin Hood and stole it out of my hand cartoon style I WAS SCREAMING NO F YOU ITS MINE STOP DONT as he swooped in to steal it from my clutches I raged hard and needed some artosis rage vids to calm me down. I laughed so hard my sides hurt at these, and I wouldn't have felt this immense joy if I had gotten said item. It worked out better in the end. Thank you for these, it was therapeutic If I had gotten the item, I wouldn't have come here and laughed til my body ached this is so good

The Pagliacci joke tts was brilliant

i love when we can see his little wristbands

50 POINTS!@!!!

Arty is so delusional.

Dunning-Kruger effect, in psychology, a cognitive bias, whereby people with limited knowledge or competence in a given intellectual or social domain greatly overestimate their own knowledge or competence in that domain relative to objective criteria or to the performance of their peers or of people in general.

i like arty and his streams a whole lot

Omg that intro rant about humanity should and sill go extinct is so fking hilarious. But also i think Arty might actually be delusional irl...

"PvP is boring" nah man TvT blows to watch. Every TvT on his stream is so snooze. Also Artosis gets the saltiest when he loses S rank.

When he told a donator to fuck off after he asked for him to "have a little humility" is when I realized that he is most likely not faking it which is sad..

Ahh, this warms my heart.

It seems like it's worth it if you can't take a 3rd, to build the CC anyway for the scans.

6:33, 9:52 StarCraft!

I bet his neighbors love him

12:12 Artosis spittin tho

Wow this is beyond painful to watch

Terran burden is the worst though. SCV building is a mess, where as protoss just need to summon, SCV is exposed to attacks, buklsings need to be repaired aftrer taking damage. And when trying to add the addons if there is an scv swinging it will block 😂

The JFK of brood war right here

I was there when it happened and it was epic

As a person of aspergers, I like knowing why people are the way that they are. I usually figure it out, but I can't figure out why anybody still plays brood war. I mean I absolutely love the game, maybe the best game ever made, but head to head looks like a prison sentence now that Sc2 is out. Maybe if there was an F2 key.

10:25 Furious,but is he as fast ? monkaT

At least all you do when pissed is yell. I avoid games that make me angry because I destroy inanimate objects just such my mouse and keyboard lol

He is so hilarious, i love it!

Peak angry Artosis

Sometimes I think he's acting After seeing this, there's no way he's acting...

my man needs a break

This dude is the funniest lmao

now I’m kinda worried about him

Dance all day

Why does he play terran if it makes him so fuckin mad

I feel like all of artosis' probmelms can be fixed if he scouted...

Damn, I felt that intro. I mean, tf are you pointing at me for arty? 🥺

I don't want to agree with the chat but they're right in a way from some of the things they say. Then Artosis just bans them instead of listening. That's an abuse of power beyond anything I've ever seen before

I love how we the chat, troll the fuck outta him

I wish I could find the video where he cries like a little girl. I thought I had it there, he was almost at the breaking point...

here's some insane thought if you get sniped all the time, how about you don't stream when you want to play for real? i know, sounds crazy

artoAgony is strong in this one

FIFTY POINTS!!!

Yaa well that guy is pretty darn right about Artosis being cocky lol

Idk even know if some of those games are stream sniping lol. And like complaining about people trying to hide buildings from you? lol like like what are they supposed to do? Tell you what they are planning on exactly?

7:34 dat hair loss OMG poor Artosis :(

Too bad we have Zentosis now

Honestly I wonder if he rages like this because he knows he'll get chat going and paid better....this is genius if he does... Although if I were stream sniped like him....I'd fucking rage too.

"Cant learn from someone that doesnt macro" Hmm pot and kettle?

When He says "Don't snipe me. Fuck you!" It would make me want to snipe him even more :)

HIs kids must be so scared sometimes PepeHands , how can he not figure out how to mask his screen for when hes Qing to avoid snipers. I know its not perfect because of the small amount of good players at that time but he has to TRY. Hide your screen and randomly Q while you play tetris or something

Every fcking game XD

this "fuck you!" here reminds me a bit of Face/Off.

Artosis grabs his snozz everytime he loses.

why does he play using a name people recognize

is artosis kids at home when dad is yelling?

I realize he is super ignorant. Like any sport but I'll choose baseball. The pitcher doesn't just throw the ball straight every throw. He switches it up to catch the batter off guard and get a strike. Why should starcraft and any other game be different. He is complaining that the opponent doesn't play conventional but that is only because then he would be able to read what they are doing and then "throw them the appropriate screw ball" that wins him the game. He wants the matches handed to him on a silver plater but has yet to realize or acknowledge this. A mark of a great player I think is someone who can call himself/herself out for their own mistakes. Not once have I watched a video yet and Artosis gives the opponent a compliment. It may be happening but I don't get to witness. What I do witness is him being upset if he receives an early gg from the opponent but in other games, he trash talks them just before he hits the 'Quit' button. He is always in the right, even when he is wrong. It's either he is highly narcissistic or this is just an act/front/stream persona to garner views from entertainment (to see a rager get their arse kicked).

you are the best xD

Hype

Flash wouldnt rage to stream snipers since he has all the money thanks to his crypto empire

This guy should seek help or something

PvZ is literally considered the most broken and unbalanced match up in SC lol protoss has only beaten zerg ONCE in a starleague finals (which was bisu, and which he or anyone else could not replicate ever again)

is it just me or the more i see Artosis rage, the more i keep losing respect for the man ? don't get me wrong , its still hilarious lol

trash artosis is always trash artosis

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Skill- lacking Hard work- too busy streaming Honor- meaningless Artosis- Bad for the community

Lol just get good bro