it's time to come clean... 

Definitely one of my top five apologies. www.makeship.com/products/dj-peach-cobbler-plush

Cobbler wanted to make an apology video so bad he manufactured a whole conspiracy in order to make one. I for one, am still a forgiving and loyal fan.

"We are sorry about the child sweatshops" "As of now we will be tripling the production quota to show how sorry we are"

The long awaited cobbler apology is finally here

Given Cobbler's youtube style, this could be a legitimate thing he's apologizing for, for all I know. Or its all a setup by the FBI

Finally a company I can trust.

Being able to come clean separates cobblers from pies

It takes a strong person to admit when they're wrong thanks

Cobbler is the perfect blend of serious and psychotic

I hope we as a community can work past this tragedy 🙏

As someone who worked in the DJ Peach Cobbler Sweatshop in the United States, I can corroborate on what he says The conditions were horrible; we were forced to stop working every 20 minutes to pray to the cobbler altar & give a blood offering as ‘retribution’ for the sins we had committed before working there. The managers would often demand someone to eat a whole peach cobbler if they weren’t ‘productive enough’. If they refused, the managers would take them to the basement, where we often heard the sobbing of other workers being fed to the ‘machine’ (what the managers had called it). We often had to work in beat-up maid dresses or togas in the harsh, cold environment that was the site. I snuck out of the workshop a couple weeks ago, & it’s good to hear that those awful managers at the horrific factory were fired for their crimes against humanity Thank you father Cobbler.

Deeply upsetting that you didn't address the allegations that you forced a random kid on the internet to design this plushy for you. More light needs to be shed on this subject!

Finally, a place where I can be sexually harassed AND buy a plushie. Dreams do come true.

This was definitely one of the apologies of all time

Cobbler asks us to give him and his family privacy as they go through this difficult time. A class act.

Now that he has come clean about this controversy, and is clearly very sorry. I feel compelled to give him all of my money

I love how the plushie captures mr. cobblers anime like tsundere energy. I can only hope that if i hold it close enough and hug it tight enough that it might show me the love and happiness its been keeping bottled up deep inside locked behind its thick sassy sarcastic exterior.

I'm neither appalled nor disgusted. Whatever it takes to produce the perfect plushie.

It's gonna be 3am and this goddamn plush is going to start whispering about the Romans into my ear as I sleep

Don't worry cobbler, sweat shop managers are people too! #believeallsweatshopCEOs

Although he may have created a monster, he rose to become the hero to stop it. Good on you Cobbler 👏

Clicking on a video from cobbler titled “it’s time to come clean” and seeing Included Paid Promotions in the top left corner sent me into a fit of laughter for a full minute. I can’t explain how or why. It just did.

god i love the humor of this man

this is a very sad situation, sorry to hear about this tragedy Cobbler

So brave to come out and say everything but "I'm sorry", I think he should be given another chance

Man, I really needed this today. Thank you Daddy Cobbler, you really know how to make me laugh when I'm sad 🥺🥺

Nice cat Cobbler, and don't worry, I condone such acts. But here's something, you should play Hotline Miami, so your peachy little heart can understand the true meaning of violence.

finally a company taking responsibility before thing get out of hand. I severely hope the new managers do not get caught.

Best apology video ever how could anyone deny it

Well I'm sold on that last feature, that's incredible.

Cobbler has come a long way and he is changed a lot. He is definitely not the person he was 5 minutes ago and deserves forgiveness.

he would use glue if he hadnt huffed it all

the framing of this video is incredibly reminiscient of that one image of jordan peterson crying

''And have been replaced with new managers.... who will NOT be caught.'' LOL

There are some 🦎 Iguana Bits in that fridge.

I do not feel what I should, only what I shouldn't.

the ears of this dude top elf tier

If Cobbler ever actualy commits a crime no one could tell because it could be just all a big joke

this is one of the most elaborate ass ad thank you lol

I have no idea why this was recommended to me and I'm glad, because that only makes this funnier.

"Bat Smegma" Are you serious?! In front of my salad?!

Omg I thought this was legit for a second, then he brought up the sweatshop 😂 The new managers, won't get caught.

Ngl if my tinder date can’t watch dj peach cobbler vids at the club with me using one of my crusty ear buds to hear this beautiful content I don’t want her

Worst. Apology. Ever.

There's a one percent chance it plays mein kampf? Holy fuck, buying it this instant.

Bro after hearing that breath at the beginning I fckn lost it 🤣🤣

That's honestly just genius advertising

Smegma in the headphones .. Average League Of Legends player: “And…?”

The fact that the whole setup os in the kitchen just makes it funnier

Man won't even let his apologists handle the situation. He's always on top of the situation *and* his employees.

I would cry if my dog looked like that too

You had me at the cat scolding my love ..

“I would sorrowfully and earnestly apologize for these heinous actions, however, fortunately, I am him”

Plushie gone sexual, gone COVID, YT Prank.

"In the name of our company, I am sorry for such bad conduct (I'm actually not sorry)... Anyway, buy our product." - Every company ever.

Never in my whole life have I sat down and watched an ad and only an ad and was still satisfied. Cobbler built different.

It better play the entirety of mein kampf

Forgot the part where you thoroughly investigate yourself and find that there was no wrongdoing.

He is such a fed

So glad production went so smoothly

I havnt even watched it yet, but this apology is not ok and will be filed under ‘not good enough’

So sad cobbler pulled a blizzard 😢

Oh so thats why my plush started reading Mein Kampf,I was really confused there.

"we fired those managers and replaced them with new ones who won't get caught" I'm dead

Took him long enough to come out

So you're saying there's a chance!!!

Bless you. For the two sneezes 😂

I was so quick to click the video to watch this when I saw the notification come through, that's how much entertainment you provide 😂😂 didn't care I didn't know what it was about just saw it was you

Peach Cobbler takes a shower anouncement

I cant take you seriously, everytime i see your face or hear your voice, i just open a big smile

choked-up crying sounded too real, not enough gaslighting, wasn't in bed wearing an oversized hoodie 2/10 youtuber apology, get CANCELLED

If the plushie actually recites Mein Kampf I'm fucking buying it.

I am one of the working children of Cobbler Industries. And I attest that the portion of food we receive 1 time a day for our work is very tasty and enough for our little bodies.

I hear those 'fired for sexual harassment' plushie managers have got offered a job at a certain French video game developer. Half of them are on the next Far Cry...

That's how you do an ad right there.

Best merch plug on RU-vid

Announcing this ahead of time would have been really nice :(

man this is a really weird commercial for your plush, still better than most on TV

I hope these new managers don’t get caught

I investigated myself and found no wrong doing

I want a Mein kampf narrating plushy. Fuckin sweet.

His ears are so red I thought they were fake and he was going to tear them off as some body horror joke.

1% chance huh? Time to buy 100 of em!

Currently on a cobbler binge and he drops a new video, blessed

The machine is hungry

its so small how does it even cuddle? " *IT JUST WORKS* "

Best advertisement ever

Just received my plushy and you can tell that the quality of said plushy could only be possible in a hostile and outright dangerous workplace. Would highly recommend.

Honestly, the generational leap brought with Snuggle Tech 5 is worth a pandemic

I will follow the wills of our all seeing god known as Dj Peach Cobbler

a human, no... it can't be! that FIEND is a talking peach cobbler, he can't be of our high blood!

good managers are so hard to find.

I want one!

Cobbler for president 2024!!!!

two dj peach cobbler vids in a week. no shot

I thought it was serious for like 6 seconds

The manager had a skill issue

I love how in the beginning you could barely do this with a straight face

Best plushie commercial yet. I'll take all of them....for the smegma.

Gotta love the social commentary, fark me this was good