Hogwarts CONTROVERSY & Balloon Madness (Cobbler Crackdown)

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This week on the Cobbler Crackdown, someone made a Ubisoft video game about children's book and that's literally so evil oh my god someone please call the police, China's fondness for hot air balloons leads to World War 3, and DJ Peach Cobbler gets unbanned from Twitter again LOL, how'd that happen that's crazy curse you Elon Musk.

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@DJPeachCobbler Год назад

Big thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here's the site if you want to check them out: ridge.com/cobbler Wow! Two videos in one week! This sure was tiring! Guess I'm gonna take a two month break!

@WSendam Год назад

Are you actually a penguin in disguise

@Cavirex Год назад

Yes, but it's not made of human skin and femboy pubes. Zero chalk bites out of ten

@diegocraigdallie Год назад

Jajajajajaja I love the cobbler.....YOU HAVE TO LOVE....The cobbler🥰

@commieswine Год назад

Please don't.....

@quantumquake1092 Год назад

When will you cover the nazi iconography in the ape NFT's? It's plain as day and sounds insane enough to be on your channel.

@johanvanderwalt2772 Год назад

“The reccesion shall continue until morale improves” just proves Cobbler has been on the wrong end of a CO somewhere in his service.

@diegoelvica Год назад

Finally someone puts the ramblings of the homeless man on the back of Wendy's in a format I can consume when the endless void of life is consuming my mind at work.

@Toto-yj8hc Год назад

A news update that reads like a Wikipedia page thrown together in 5 hours with all but two sources one leading to 4 Chan and a random academic pdf from 30 years ago

@theRPGmaster Год назад

I think you mean 0.05 hours

@spinosaurusstriker Год назад

Just like normal wikipedia

@stanleysmooth Год назад

This is the most schizo episode of the Crackdown thus far and I couldn't be happier

@Mis73rRand0m Год назад

I was going to comment "Your Schizophrenia makes you a great writer!"

@lemonberries Год назад

I for one hope he never takes his meds🤞

@MrGothicruler666 Год назад

The 4:3 ratio only adds to that.

@ThorWedd Год назад

Fucken mood, DJ is my spirit animal. I just wish my rants were more Coherent

@jimbothegymbro7086 Год назад

I can't wait until he escalates to the point he paints schizo crap on a skyscraper, why? because momma didn't raise no bitch

@TokenTravis Год назад

This cobbler crackdown episode cured, and also caused my chronic depression.

@santiagoparera5531 Год назад

wich one first?

@mrhat1073 Год назад

how does he do it? trade secrets

@TokenTravis Год назад

@@santiagoparera5531 cured

@danielkover7157 8 месяцев назад

I want to like your comment, but it currently stands at 666 likes. I don't want to destroy a good thing. Great comment, though!

@TokenTravis 8 месяцев назад

@@danielkover7157 appreciate

@scrimpishimp4857 Год назад

As someone who has been permanently banned from Twitter for years, you have my deepest condolences for your reinstatement. I wish you a swift and more stable suspension in the future.

@flopus7 Год назад

Its actually a god send that they banned me so thoroughly. I never know what idiots think

@quolack9479 Год назад

Haven't ever used twitter outside of peeking in to see a post or two from someone I've learned of elsewhere on the Internet, but if I ever did use the website I'd be sure to get a permaban

@capperbuns Год назад

How can i get such a reward? I want it too.

@kabedonovan5555 Год назад

@@capperbuns Spam the N-Word under every NAACP post

@l.e.b.3541 Год назад

@@capperbuns just tell the unwashed masses the truth :)

@benmartland704 Год назад

Right out of the gate, that attack helicopter gag suplexed me

@laurioho2041 Год назад

Fitting fate for crowder

@cow2hug483 Год назад

Swear man, but its not ment to attack trans, its a war joke

@KingOhmni Год назад

Yeah man, I have a lot of time for Crowder but I damn near spat my beer out when I heard that line lmao.

@owenelliott5742 Год назад

@@KingOhmni you should have less crowder time, try gardening

@RabbiHerschel Год назад

@@owenelliott5742 Crowder may be a normiecon, but he makes the troons and commies seethe and that's good enough for me.

@Galimeer5 Год назад

The aspect ratio really ties it all together

@DJPeachCobbler Год назад

Thank you, it was a pain to frame everything, but I think I'll stick with it going forward

@averyspecificdragon8780 Год назад

@@DJPeachCobbler Your work was worth it, I feel like I'm watching an old news broadcast on my janky old childhood TV while my parents fight in the other room, while it slowly dawns on me that this is what life consists of. Prime Cobbler Crackdown viewing.

@theRPGmaster Год назад

@@averyspecificdragon8780 Me too, but unironically.

@Real7419 Год назад

Poor Abyss, his job gets harder and harder each day as he has to tolerate people commodifying its existence harder and harder to cope with his existence

@TheLordVerus Год назад

I speak for all the balkans here, we appreciate and approve the cobbler crackdown

@seenbefore2803 Год назад

I feel like just saying that you speak for all of the Balkans is liable to start a war

@rexrip1080 Год назад

@@seenbefore2803 That is why he/she said it, we all love a bit of good war XD

@dusanloncar3349 Год назад

@@seenbefore2803 give us 4 years, were gonna sink europe into the sea

@joaolemes8757 Год назад

@@rexrip1080 you guys and your shenanigans, always jolly and fun!

@prisonerears1149 Год назад

please sink this god forsaken region

@jonangarcia4467 Год назад

DJPC is the true heir of Norm MacDonald's weekend update

@hughgrection7246 Год назад

So I just found out about this guy called uhhh ... Hitler . You hear about this guy ?

@NotTheIRS Год назад

Damn Cobbler you actually seemed happy in this video, hope things are good.

@AnthonyChinaski Год назад

Nah

@thefunfactman6098 Год назад

"I, a Pulitzer Prize reading journalist..." Almost missed that but man, this episode is great. Loving the jokes

@mitsuman5555 Год назад

Each new video goes a little bit further down the path of sharp, funny, unhinged social commentary and I couldn't be happier.

@milktestingwoman Год назад

I was having a manic episode before i watched this, but watching you made it 10x worse! Thanks cobbler. Im gonna go mix cleaning supplies now

@BigHonkinGoose Год назад

I feel the same way. His tone and cadence whispers to the inner gibbering gnome in my head that screams at me to bust out my toolbox and espresso machine.

@lafi0105 Год назад

Dude really went out of his way to film a video in 4:3 Gotta love your dedication

@DJPeachCobbler Год назад

Brother, you've got no idea

@sailormoan9090 Год назад

Sounding very submissive and breedable my dude! These videos just keep getting better, I can almost feel the unbearable abyss coming inside me.

@Zane-It Год назад

Your user name made me chuckle

@jackmurphy4825 Год назад

Thank you for being the unhinged dystopian news caster this world so desperately needs.

@slimrummy4616 Год назад

Can you do the cobler crackdown again, I'd watch this ..... alot

@DJPeachCobbler Год назад

Man, RU-vid really isn't recommending these, huh?

@bunny-cu9ni Год назад

@@DJPeachCobbler ive seen them all but the hard part is waiting also to be fair ive watched every video on your channel so

@cheegus4160 Год назад

@@DJPeachCobbler fr

@janfungusamon4926 Год назад

@@DJPeachCobbler the thumbnail for this one is slightly less noticeable. Idk why, I don't make RU-vid videos but I saw it a couple times before thinking "oh yeah cobbler"

@averyspecificdragon8780 Год назад

As a trans person, I'm so grateful you called out the toxic sludge surrounding Hogwarts Legacy. The amount of cis "allies" that would suck off every single guard in Auschwitz just to play a mediocre video game makes me sick to my stomach. Or maybe that's because I bought five cases of Nabisco cookies and ate them all at once. Either way, I am virtuous by merit of my consumption! All hail our capitalist overlords selling our humanity back to us!

@ayyyyy7707 Год назад

Iiberals concerned about vidya games while conservatives actively strip away labour protections, minority rights, and a myriad of other horrible policy decisions... we are past the point of no return aren't we

@My_Old_YT_Account Год назад

@@ayyyyy7707 wdym "horrible"? Trollface.jpg

@sofajess Год назад

I'd honestly like more discussion around that part of the video because... Idk if it was just me but it felt like he was in a way satirizing the notion of voting with your dollar.

@ayyyyy7707 Год назад

@@My_Old_YT_Account I know you're joking but the main thing I'm personally concerned about is environmental protections. Nobody cares that we're destroying the only earth we have and it makes me feel every terrible feeling you can think of

@theride1176 Год назад

Unbearable abyss has gotten shyer over the crackdowns im hoping to see more of it/them in the future

@artydomi2466 Год назад

Slytherin Boys know about the secret sauce Pansy Parkinson's got

@Oneiromancer._. Год назад

I'm glad we have the Unbearable Abyss to shoulder the weight of doom that would, undoubtably, crush us mere mortals.

@arthurdurham Год назад

Cobbler may be the only content creator in the world who actually has unique opinions. Mind you, they're often insane, but they're unique nonetheless. And that's why we love him.

@erikreddington461 Год назад

When the gnomes fondle me, I just pretend I'm still sleeping till I finish, but mostly out of fear... mostly.

@erikreddington461 Год назад

Am I thinking about this ginger twink? I'll never tell.

@ParryingLogic Год назад

8:12 As a Serbian, I can confirm this is true. I can finally go and swim in a sea without the need to illegally cross a border👍

@KroeStoat 8 месяцев назад

you have the humor of a onion writer that left due to sexual harassments allegations.

@Flamme-Sanabi Год назад

I feel like the Chinese Spy Baloon is one of the lesser evil things they did. And yet it gets so much more attention than the other stuff.

@Orandu Год назад

Real question is: what was the media distracting us from? “Hey little boy, look over here!” _jangles keys_

@Snoop_Dugg Год назад

Apparently it was due to infighting with within the party. They were trying to bait Winnie the Pooh to a war so he could be deposed.

@bobloblow8892 Год назад

Props to Dj dessert for being able to say all this shit with a straight face

@Awesomewithaz Год назад

The opening feels like a fever dream

@miguelosorio2230 Год назад

Only the funny dessert man could tell me with a straight face that Lockheed Martin is making monkeys that pop balloons

@freddyarm7927 Год назад

The abyss looks...off.

@UncensoredGT Год назад

My favourite weekly "we're totally not in a simulation" show!

@asdfasdf-dd9lk Год назад

..why do the gnomes sound like hosers?

@ConnorsRed. Год назад

Thanks for the great video as usual, you always manage to give me a good chuckle and distract me from the mountain of work I gotta do. See you after you two month break and good luck getting banned from twitter Cobbler man.

@saintofstories Год назад

Cobbler crackdown is just us watching a schizophrenic ex DJ who read news headlines and made up the rest. I love it Side note: how the fuck do you get sponsored?! Lol

@VivekKumar-jb5sk Год назад

The cracks have never been this down bad, cobbler

@hihello3372 Год назад

I clicked so damn fast, ive been waiting for another one of these

@christianhenry8463 Год назад

Well you're my favorite person on this platform now

@bgiv2010 Год назад

"We're in a ad-supported, subscription-based, data-mined future and "we" voted for it with our dollars... Well those of us with dollars to spend on votes rather than food and rent anyways. And they happen to be sociopaths. Too bad." - me

@jynxed66six54 Год назад

I feel like the parts of my brain that do think good have rotten and shrunk, and watching this is making whats left work overtime just to process it

@al-muwaffaq341 11 месяцев назад

WE NEED ANOTHER COBBLER BREAKDOWN

@Rsduderful Год назад

Post new videos every 45 minutes. We miss you and need you.

@mathdash4236 Год назад

Thank you shadow government organization

@Cavirex Год назад

This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Government!

@RedMeansRecording Год назад

More and more lately I watch one of your videos and think "what the actual fuck just happened and how does this exist" but also "thank God it does"

@theclinger Год назад

RMR what are you doing here?!?!?

@ludisnemo887 Год назад

This episode really nails the flow and content balance. Great to see them getting better & better! And that Balkans joke... OOF...

@emilianohermosilla3996 Год назад

I swear this dude get's better and better every second that passes!

@Ar1AnX1x Год назад

"Jamie pull up that video of the fish fighting off the abyss by doing Jiu Jitsu" -A.I Joe Rogan

@TheRealxKaydo Год назад

Hell yeah getting two DJ PC videos in under a week Is like buying an 8ball before you finished the 8ball before that.

@AskTorin Год назад

You've really upped the production value. The quality of unquality is far beyond our understanding.

@hatman4818 Год назад

Somehow "Pro Israel" and "Antisemetic" sounds 10 times more chaotic than being "anti-Israel" but "pro-semetic". Because theres a lot of valid reasons to take issue with the zionist movement, while also having no qualms with wider judaism in general... The opposite of that however, there is ZERO discernable logic in that contradiction that I can find, lol. Like, that combination of words gave me a brain aneurysm when you said it, lol.

@Morec0 Год назад

@@ravecrab23 I am both of these things.

@Adagm Год назад

@@Morec0 islam? more like is-lame. as my people say... owned!

@Morec0 Год назад

@@Adagm Based.

@Darkluk123456789 Год назад

im glad you are back, no jokes, one of the only guys on this reality that can make the constant insanity become a little bit ok from time to time.

@itcanwait Год назад

"The most crack'd out episode, of Cobbler Crackdown"

@bilskirnir_ Год назад

I am glad there is actual news out there on the gnome abominations. They need to be stopped.

@kukukachu Год назад

12:53 this right is. This is why I watch you're content. The punchline is just so perfectly done.

@Pumba424 Год назад

I literally can’t tell if this dude leans left or right and that’s how you know it’s objectively funny

@thnkr-jl7hw Год назад

Ridge are mad enough to sponsor this and I appreciate them for it

@AJaydedArtist Год назад

I can’t tell which of these are jokes and which aren’t and that makes me very happy 😂😂

@jaygopinath1694 Год назад

You can't tell the whole gnomes breaking into his house and tickling his penis in the morning so he wakes up with a raging erection and then phoning him on the phone and saying skipady dee skippdy doo I'm a gnome in your home fiddlely dee fiddlely doo there's nothing you can do iam coming for you isn't a joke stop get some help😂

@GeneralDMadness Год назад

I think your humour has the same wavelengths as mine, every time you upload cobbler crackdown I can't stop arming myself with anything that can and can't be a weapon

@tommyvercetti9434 Год назад

Cobbler has trascended edgy humor and embraced classy edginess

@chafenippleson 9 месяцев назад

This aged well... I want more crackdown pls come back

@ehoffart529 Год назад

This gave me vibes of the classic Colbert Report and Daily Show.

@fmx1 Год назад

0:10 very subtle mrBeast.. imean Cobbler!

@olberon Год назад

My worst nightmare, he's a centrist.

@whotftookthuurs Год назад

He's worse. He's on twitter now

@amafuji Год назад

I'm centrist too. I'm antisemitic against both the left and the right

@Z.O.M.G Год назад

I really hope you make a video on Silksong when it comes out, I would love to hear your take on one of the most anticipated games nowadays

@zenekragdoll8064 Год назад

I love how it's worse and worse with you, at last some episode with which I felt was made just for me, my autistic worldview and some weirdly presence of nothing, yet this nothingness being so noticeable. Thank you, keep those meds out!

@StopItGarrison Год назад

Only Cobbler can bend a kink into the alt-right pipeline. Love this content homie, you've really found your stride.

@cowboy1772 Год назад

I’m waiting for the article headlines stating that RU-vidr DJ Peach Cobbler has been admitted to the psych ward.

@Jack_Saint_Archive Год назад

Truly one of the cobblers of all time!

@Likel3baws Год назад

There’s plastic in the water there’s plastic in the water there’s plastic in the water there’s plastic in the water

@jesustyronechrist2330 Год назад

Another well informed video game review! Good thing you're not talking about politics on your channel

@Silvermage447 Год назад

The most unhinged part is the fuckin aspect ratio

@TrinSpin Год назад

WHY WOULD YOU SILENCE THE ABYSS?! I don't care if you suffocate for all the locusts, he's why I watch the damn crackdown! in all seriousness, I find it fascinating how the balloon shebang happened right before Seymour Hersh's article about America's role in the Nord Stream mystery released

@iHaveTheDocuments Год назад

Once you see how expensive that Piece of metal they call a wallet is you won't have any money anyway

@centipede9467 Год назад

This is a great episode! This channel is so dedicated to its fans that I can now personally hear the unbearable abyss whenever I try to sleep at night! Thank you dark on, I will make sure it will only get worse.

@agentstepp Год назад

What’s a “dark on” and why do you talk to it? Some sort of equivalent to “hard on” or “soft off” that designates what demonic status your genitals are in? Hopefully so, keep it up, good job.

@centipede9467 Год назад

@@agentstepp I have no idea. I don’t even remember writing that comment..

@rothnirtull4254 Год назад

“It’s not a stroke, it’s DJ Peach Cobbler”

@henry3503 Год назад

I find it insane that DJ managed to get sponsored

@mastercheeks2 Год назад

1:06 morning wood

@hircane765 Год назад

Some think cobbler is alt right, some think hes alt left, in reality hes alt shizo

@vergulyanets Год назад

Biden just needs to get MAID care from Canada, 100% customer satisfaction, absolutely nobody who received MAID care ever complained about it after.

@iamaprochingfast1000 Год назад

I hope abyss gets better soon😔✊️😔

@zaidlacksalastname4905 Год назад

For every Hogwarts Legacy purchase, a trans child's dog breaks up with him.

@Blackobluna Год назад

Abyss-chan best girl

@marko97fkv Год назад

I was casually enjoying this schizo content on a rainy Saturday morning, comfortably eating my breakfast and then I almost choked when you started ranting the Balkans and Serbia because I'm Serbian, love it

@strife9878 Год назад

Hell yes, I see cobbler and something in my pants rises up like a CIA operative trying to create a coup in Latin America

@beyondwx Год назад

I really love that this man has managed to make a video version of the Onion better than the Onion

@gangly6283 Год назад

I can't figure out where he lands on the political spectrum

@tankhead2645 Год назад

Every 5 minutes it switches to a random extreme

@obitosenju3768 Год назад

He is so much on every side he becomes a centrist anarchist, facist, feministic sexist that started the war against Izrael for having to litlle jews

@typicalgentleman 6 месяцев назад

He's on every spectrum.

@tlm2096 7 месяцев назад

5:08 "desert" lol.

@donnamarie33 Год назад

buying oreos and the harry potter game and letting them fight to the death to determine trans rights

@donnamarie33 Год назад

who will win? a regular box of oreos or a physical copy of hogwarts legacy. im going to put them in the colosseum and who wins gets control over the us senate.

@Adagm Год назад

@@donnamarie33 which one won?

@jlnj0 Год назад

the 4:3 made this episode even more pefect

@hungryepicboys8895 Год назад

For once I actually need a new wallet but I refuse to support this man’s addiction problem

@anonamous936 Год назад

Slobber on my knobber like peach on the cobbler

@decoded360 Год назад

Your thoughts on Hogwarts Legacy are exactly how I feel. I'm a trans woman, so congrats! Your opinion is now allowed to keep existing.

@Spiderella3959 Год назад

likewise!

@Texelion3Dprints Год назад

The only news I trust. When I tried to go to Twitter they wanted my phone number. I'm not a peasant and I'm using a PC so I didn't give them. They blocked my account immediately upon creation, with seemingly no way to unblock it. That's real fascism.

@CalistheNick01 Год назад

Finally, someone delivering the truth and nothing but

@yungapplemoose735 Год назад

Best crackdown so far. A+

@konradmickiewicz4020 Год назад

Please make video about Metal Gear Rizing Revengeance.

@erikreddington461 Год назад

In the unlikely words of Nick Mullen, " As a gay man,I support DJ Peach Cobbler, and I'm gay."gotta love that Isreal but not the people in it.

@acec2428 Год назад

as a trans person (to qualify the following the opinion) the Hogwarts Legacy take was... actually remarkably concise, original, insightful and accurate. And it was all done in the form of a < 1 minute shitpost. Amazing