@@snakesolid6823 a criminal!!!! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted!!!! I want him strung up by his web!!!!!
I adore how JK Simmons is such a good sport about playing Jameson. "Three movies? Sure! Animated series? Why not! Simpsons? What the hell! Movie again in a different continuity? Hell yeah!" And I heard his voice writing all of that.
He needs to cameo as Jameson in EVERY superhero universe. Get me photos of Batman. Get me photos that clown Joker. Photos of him being punched! God I hate clowns. I hate clowns even more than Spider-Man! I'd even buy photos of Spider-Man punching clowns.. especially if that clown is Joker!" "That Murdock guy doesn't know where to find Daredevil? What is he - blind?!" " I need photos of the Power Rangers! Maybe those teens who always dress in the same colors as the Power Rangers, practice karate like the Power Rangers, and hang out in groups of 5 or 6 like the Power Rangers... know where the Power Rangers are!" "Those turtles will only pose for photos if paid in pizza? Deal! There's a Dollar Tree nearby that sells those tiny $1 ones, right?"
Literally Everyone is fucking up for not getting pictures of spiderman The only one Jonah can rely on is Peter because he is that consistent dedicated photographer
@@methodology8 " I did not publish a story accusing Spider-Man of a crime he didn't commit, I did nooot! Oh, hai, Mark..... Where's my photos of that criminal Spider-Man?!"
@@siddhartashakara5240 well it's not really a spelling or grammer mistake. Maybe "Spider-Man" is the more correct way to spell it but it doesn't make a difference. Pointing that out makes you seem like a grammer nazi
i think alan rickman was miscast. don't get me wrong he was an absolutely brilliant actor and i love many of his roles, but he was too sympathetic and charismatic for snape.
@@tommerker8063 I don’t think he was necessarily miscast but Snape was supposed to be literally a POS. Alan Rickman made him like someone you can interact with but don’t want to interact with that person.
The best part about JK Simmons being the only Jameson is that even Stan Lee agreed. Stan said he auditioned to play Jameson himself but after seeing Simmons' performance, he was glad that he wasn't chosen.
They got him and told him to be JJ for a bit. They didn't even hand him a script they just gave him a mic and told him to say whatever and they'll just animate it.
@@jamesgravil9162 It's not how they did the Genie in the film, it was how they did the concept art and proto designs. The actual stuff that made it in the film was scripted.
@@garethdwright91 Not all of it. The opening scene with the trader and his lamps was just recorded when they gave Robin a bunch of stuff on a table and said “go” The line where he says “it will not break! …it broke” is because the thing broke.
Love how at the end of it the writers just doubled down and we’re bluntly like “F**k it, let’s have him demand Spiderman photos despite it being completely irrelevant to this JJ version’s job”😂
@@cptTK421 i love how your comment neglecting "photos of spider-man" as a bullet point implies that j.k. simmons actually wants photos of spider-man on a normal day
> _"And the poems should have the following rhyme scheme: A-B-B-A-A-B-B-A-C-D-E-C-D-E."_ "I WANT PETRARCHAN SONNETS... PETRARCHAN SONNETS ABOUT SPIDER-MAN!"
@@kuyaRussel YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN HELP SPIDER-MAN LOOK LIKE A HERO WHEN HE'S ACTUALLY A MENACE!! *THINK, MARK!* IF HE REALLY WASN'T A MENACE, THEN WHY DID HE STEAL MY SUIT?!
I feel like they had a more fitting use of JK Simmons lined up but there was some complication so they just threw him in the poetry episode and it still worked perfectly
Out of all the great things the Raimi Spiderman movies gave us (Dafoe as Norman Osborn, Molina's Otto Octavius, Rosemary Harris' aunt May, ... the action scenes, the music, the writing, the scenes of Spiderman swinging through Manhattan, ...), they really out did themselves by casting Simmons as Jameson. He's by far the single greatest comic character cast in comic movie history. Everyone has a different opinion whether Jim Caviezel or Christopher Reeves is the better Superman. People argue over Keaton, Kilmer, West, Conroy, Bale and Affleck (I personally hope that Pattinson will join these ranks too. I think he's got what it takes.). Even with Spidey himself. But nobody will ever come close to Simmons' portrayal of Jameson. There can be only one.
“What do you mean you don't work for me? You're hired. Now that you're hired, you're fired. Now that you don't work here we can be friends. Now that we're friends, how come you never call? Some friend you are.” Yeah you have to be a professional actor to say all that in under 5 seconds.
@@albertskoften1452 All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want tour damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that *burns your house down!*
My PetrParkrchan Sonnet (the rhyming scheme he wanted) ABBAABBACDECDE Edit: (Now Fixed) - I want Spider-Man! That vile evil menace. Webbing up criminals everywhere he goes Felicia, Jane, and Stacy, Spider-Man’s got all the hoes A plague to the city, the web head is horrendous His strength is undefeated, cause he got that spidey fitness He’s sticky in his fingers and he’s sticky in his toes What purpose does he have for facing many wicked foes Did he get somebody killed, fighting crime as his penance? Facing C tier villains Big Wheel, Hornet, Spot and the Shocker With an A tier hottie back at home by the name of Mary Jane The menace must be stopped before he ruins N Y C I will ruin web head’s image I will be his greatest mocker Do they not recognize his menace I’m the only one who’s sane? I want pictures of him Parker, GIVE ME PHOTOS OF SPIDEY!
I hate to be the one to break it to you but you're missing one of the Bs in the ABBAAB(B)ACDECDE Menace/A Goes/B Hoes/B Horrendous/A Fitness/A Toes/B Penance/A Shocker/C Jane/D NYC/E Mocker/C Insane(was this meant to be sane btw?)/D Spidey/E
@@edwardnygma8533 well crap…and since they pinned it I can’t edit it. (But thank you anyways) - (Insert line under (toes line) - Why he does what he does, I don’t think anybody knows
@@savitoon2287 For sure, sucks that it'll lose the pin and heart. Also, that line kinda contradicts the very next line, but I suppose it could be a thing of switching between narrators, since it's switching between knowing his identity and not already.
In the heart of the city, he swings with grace (A) A flash of red in a relentless race (B) His web a brush on the canvas of night (B) A hero cloaked in the pale moonlight (A) Beneath the mask, a boy's tale weaved (A) With every thread of hope conceived (B) A vigilante’s dance, tightropes he'll tread (B) In a symphony of silence overhead (A) Chasing the whispers of criminal deeds (C) With great power, he confronts, he leads (D) In the web of fate, his courage bleeds (E) Yet, he's the guardian that the city needs (C) A spider's gift, his destiny, he heeds (D) In every leap, our fears he reads (E)
JK is so much the very essence of J. Jonah Jameson that no impersonator can cut it. Just like with Bob Odenkirk playing Saul Goodman on *Breaking Bad* and *Better Call Saul.* They always get the real thing.
I see you’re trying to find the right time to make an unoriginal comment to get likes. Let me tell you something. On RU-vid comments, likes mean nothing.
We should Appreciate J. K. Simons while we still can, because the inevitable will happen someday and that day comes. Not only we'll stop receiving him yelling at staffers for not having pictures of Spiderman, we'll also just loose another Legend.
0:41 J. Jonah Jameson: "I hate sweet! I need photos, photos if Spiderman!" Worker: "This is a poetry journal..." J Jonah Jameson: "Okay than poems of Spiderman, *Think guy who works for me!* "
PS: GOD I LOVE THESE LINES "Han....Haan? Hmmmmmm" "Genius" "Pay him nothing and run it on the cover" "Stop the press nd send my wife some flowers" "And bring me and ad bill" "What u mean u dont work for me?" "Ur hired. Now that ur hired ur fired" "Now that u dont work here...we can be friends" "Now that we are friends...how come u never called" "Some friend you are" "GOD I LOVE THIS BUSINESS" "Bad news MAYA ANGELOU you've been bumped" "Awwww thats sweet" "I hate sweet" "I NEED PHOTOS...PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN" "This is a poetry journal" "OK THEN POEMS ABOUT SPIDERMAN" "And i want you finish before you start" "And Before you finish..Get me some coffee" "And the poems should've the following rhyme scheme" "A B B A A B B A C D E C D E" "What are you waiting for? " "CHINESE NEW YEAR...."
