Jack Dee's Text Messages 2 

Jack Dee is one of the best comedians ever!!!

you've blown a seal... so what? you've buggered sheep.. and he's trying not to laugh ..his delivery is spot-on. great comic timing..even when the jokes are at his expense...absolute genius

The best comedians have the best banter with the audience. This is great.

love this guy. dry and quick to respond

for such a grumpy man he is such a lovely man. the nicest grumpy man. 💜💚💙❤️💛

Texts are the best part of the show! It's nearly always Jack, but sometimes it has been Lee Mack and Jo Brand... but Jack does it best. I think it's the way he reads it!

"Where are you Rachel? You want me to sing happy birthday? You must be kidding."

"Not too much you're sweating badly" hahahaha!!

"your goin home in an ambulance" "i saw ure name on a loaf of bread this morning but when i looked again it said thick cut" XD

The fastest and wittiest person I've ever seen

gotta love dry British comedy

Jack Dee and Sean Lock, most brilliant stand ups the UK have ever got, and I am not even from there. LOL

After every joke he reads he gives the look of a disappointed teacher.

nothing beats british comedy

"you want me to sing happy birthday...you must be kidding you dont have to clap just wave you asbo i can see you... are you alright, not to much you're sweating badly what did you want to say.... you're name is charlie, oh you're smoking charlie" that entire scene had me doubled over, with tears in my eyes, i actually feel worn out from laughing so hard, legend

"You've blown a seal." "So what? You bugger sheep!" Love that joke! XD

''Oh it's back-to-front...'' ''You're going home in a fucking ambulance'' PFFFFFFFFF

"My 4 year old son requires a suit for a wedding and i've been struggling where did you get yours?" LMAO

Ah well for them its a night out, and for their carers its a night off haha

"whats the difference between a essex girl and a washing machine, the washing mashine doesnt spit your load out"

How much does a cockney spend on shampoo?......PAN TEN lmao

i live a quater of a mile from this guy

so many people take the piss out of him lol, i love it ^^

funny as he'll love this guy take criticisms very well lol funny

Great guy! Very funny!

Jack Dee and Stewart Lee are comedy gods

this is an incredible bit

The Best bit of the show

your names charlie?... you're smoking charlie!

He should do these messages more often 😂 their more funnier than some stand ups

The last one was by far the best.

good shit wiggy, thanks for the video.

Do we know if these REALLY are texts, or actually jokes he wrote?

Are you playing a Oampa Lompa in the new Willy Wonka film? Shut up! lol. Gotta love Jack Dee.

"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony." That was the only thing to make me laugh.

Well done Sherlock Holmes. Your next case is: Why did the chicken cross the road. Then after that, nap time.

@Smitamas101 yeah that whole bit has gotta be the best text one ever

That woman shouting was really starting to piss me off.

14 years ago 😂

Bless him he gets such abuse :P but he can give it out too!

Top man.

it literly took me 5 minuets to work out the 'thick cut' joke!! not kidding!! (:

@scary00001 A man with no shins. Tony. Toe Knee.

you appear to have given jack a lisp :)

he almost laughed at 1.17!

5:09 a better response to both of those texts would've been "why am I getting Peter Kay's texts?"

What's green and red and turns very fast ? A frog in a mixer.

I love how he hates everyone

Cut to Mel C. when talking about shit. HAHAHA.

Comic relief

The one at 4:03 lmfao

Yes they did lmao

Wiggy is from St.Helens??? Me to.

@madamtorsion isnt that the difference between an essex girl and a hoover washing machine?

yea

when was this recorded?

Text messages the way for good comedians to out their cringey dad jokes!

@Xfrond Ever talked to him?

Back when things were funny

@stigno89 i dont get that what does it mean?

I dont think so because they were on about bread

LOL XD

@cheekysquiggle I still don't get it :(

I don't get the thick cut joke...

Love Dee, hate the excuse for lazy comedienne replacement of this "text" routine that they all do.

Hey jack I had a wet dream last night, I dreamt you got hit by a bus and I pissed my self lmfao

Jack dee, always gutted by what is written...lol

some coal*

His face at 0:28. Not impressed at all is he!

M

Really? Fucking hell.

fail