Jack Scalfani | (Dis)Comfort Food Month Compilation 

I love his phrasing. “… suicides are up… and… um… anxiety medications are up…”

I like how when he's trying to sell to the audience how good his abominations taste he just lists off the ingredients "you can taste the onions, you can taste the sellry, you can taste the catship"

Jack singlehandedly stopped suicide and anxiety across the world with the power of his caveman cooking. How he doesn't have a Nobel Peace Prize just baffles me.

Sound effects so on point😂

I can’t believe Jack singlehandedly lowered suicide rates

Strokes are up!

“Suicides are up, comfort food will save them” - jack’s brain

Comfort Food Month in August rolled conveniently into Suicide Prevention Month in September

Watching Jack “cook” gives me anxiety but I can’t stop! Its like watching a car wreck about to happen but you can’t look away 😫

Jack eats nothing but comfort food. He's got the build to prove it.

no one talking about these subtitles. holy shit theyre perfect lmao "who wooda thot youked have both?"

The editing is so amazing A+ for the editing

"All you can taste is the flowing of cheese in your mouth". At least here Jack is being honest about his cooking.

The closed caption ended me holy God 🤣🤣🤣

That’s the most depressing lasagna I’ve ever seen

I swear that man NEVER eats any fresh fruit or vegetables.

The SpongeBob music is really a nice touch

2:50 - 3:02 That was so funny I snotted a little bit

Jack’s creamy juicy cheese comfort food is the reason people take anxiety medication

I consider this a legit SpongeBob spinoff, where Jack is an official Binkini Bottom resident living in a jar of his Teriyaki bbq sauce. Awesome video! Your genius use of sound effects singlehandedly made 2022 bearable for me!!

2:51 we need a jack dance comp lmao

The fact the actual lasagna monster gave me anxiety while stoned shows how truly horrifying it is.

At least this time he used lasagna noodles in his lasagna.

Came here for Jack content. Subbed for the top editing.

Jack announces he's going to start making CoMfOrT fOoD then IMMEDIATELY announces that suicides are up. Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it gives one pause

when he pulled that meatloaf out of the broiler and it looked like fucking scp 106 had touched it, that made me giggle

I knew that Jack was the real life Bubble Bass 😂

Cat Ship and Sell Ree

Jack has the self awareness of a broken crayon.

Dude, awesome video. The best yet, and that’s saying something. My wife asked me what in the world I was laughing that loud at. A+ sir.

I've been binge watching these Jack's videos today, and they're freaking hilarious. Reminds me of something I could have made in my late teens, after coming home drunk.

Sound effects are golden but I died at the breakdown 2:51 🤣😂🤣😂😄

I don’t believe anyone is asking Jack these questions 🙄 it’s all a sick figment of his imagination..just like his cooking 🤨 those sound effects are hilarious 😂

Also there's something so infuriating about the way her pronounces ketchup. I think he does it on purpose, like he heard how they pronounced it in the 19th century or something and then just decided that that's how it should be pronounced.

All aboard the Cat Ship!

2:50 😄 Cat Ship 😅

I like cheese and all but when he said "I want it to be cheese flowing in your mouth" i completely lost any appetite i may have had for a week

That meatloaf tho hahahahahhaha. Sickening

Bro this shit funnier than any other channel that roast jack. I put that on a lot of people I love

I do remember watching him like years and years ago. I think I found a comment, one of the last ones I ever watched, was like 7 years ago on his raw chicken video. I used to think he just did recipes for college students or bachelors but I've since realized it's literally cuz he has no idea how to cook at all. He doesn't cook, he dumps and reheats.

Alright sir, I can no longer resist, I am now subbed to the hilarity!

Best one yet I’m dying here XDD

The meatloaf actually looked decent until he put it back in the oven and burnt it.

your captions are on point!😂

It's the APPETIZERRRRRRRR

The sound effects 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Turn on the captions for this video. You're welcome in advance. ;)

Keep the videos coming. Watching Jack reminds me of those old Faces of Death movies.

I lost it at Cat ship Lmao

Damn…..wudever cheese, rikottah, Annie onions seems like a good combination for a decent dish.

What is wrong with his right hand. Some videos it looks paralyzed and other videos it's fully functioning.

the CHEESE SOUNDS! I HATE IT JACK!!! NO MORE!!!

2:50 was fucking glorious 🤣😂

Dead at 2:50

The captions omg 😂😂

2:29 bro ive literally thought of that same joke before when watching a cooking with jack video 😂😂

Oh my days, the dry exposed raw pasta sheets at 02:14

2:51 lmfao

OMG, he baked the lasagna noodles without cooking them first. Ewww.

the fucking closed captions. lmao!

3:03 found it bizarre that Jack seems exclusively use wagyu beef for …. almost anything, ain’t that quite expensive?😂

Cat ship 🤣

Bro your suppose to do the lasagna noodles first wtf bro i know this and i cooked 3 times in my life 😭 i felt mr. Crabs

3:20 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

Comfort *ELDRITCH* food

10 Catships out of 10 party cheese sallads, would watch again.

KeK. Love it!

cat ship lmao

I don't get this, so basically your programme is about just showing someone else's content?

Lost it at 3:22

Miitso Gud

Cat ship

It annoys me so much how Americans pronounce RICOTTA what on Earth is RICARDA???? 😡

Keep up the good job, mate!

Jack is not broken, he never functioned correctly in the first place.