James Acaster’s Version Of Pinocchio - Mock The Week

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I had no idea that Pinocchio was possessed by a demon, it explains so much…
#MockTheWeek #JamesAcaster #Pinocchio
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Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.

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@MockTheWeek 3 года назад

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@rozturner8110 4 года назад

acaster somehow has the energy of a dumb school boy and a wise old man at the same time

@davebuchan81 4 года назад

True lol.

@Francklyynnnn 4 года назад

Oi Muse

@lyledesborough4321 4 года назад

Muscle museum > anything else in showbiz

@ohalistair 4 года назад

His voice makes me imagine he's a young boy doing his best impression of Michael Caine as a comedian.

@barryhomeowner9293 3 года назад

He simplifies big concepts down to the level of stupid schoolboy

@eagereyes5013 4 года назад

Knowing that Ed James and Nish are all friends watching them messing around together in this context is so funny, it's like schoolboys who aren't allowed to sit next to each other in class but still take over the conversation cracking jokes from across the room

@sarahkinsey5434 4 года назад

yellow curtains it has the same energy as Dara and Ed

@TequilaToothpick 3 года назад

The show isn't as funny since Frankie etc left but it's an easier watch. Maybe it was because everyone like Russell Howard etc were always desperate to get their jokes in, but things seem mute relaxed now.

@peterclarke7240 3 года назад

Oh jesus christ nothing is ever as funny since Frankie left. Anyone would think he was john fucking Lennon and not some unamusing gobshite who went "pedo!" every time someone handed him a mike.

@TequilaToothpick 3 года назад

@@peterclarke7240 Yeah I prefer it now. It's much less stressful whereas in the old ones you can tell they were all desperate to squeeze in their jokes.

@wrenclark4907 3 года назад

Yeah! I’ve seen them all in hypothetical all together too, and it was hilarious!

@celticwolff5429 4 года назад

The "chatterbox" line was fantastic.

@brentcrude8565 4 года назад

True. Rhys is very underrated.

@emosongsandreadalongs 3 года назад

Snitches get stitches!

@ChimerezeNwosu 3 года назад

Absolutely!!! 😅😅😅

@emmarie_1061 3 года назад

I don't really understand it. To be honest I laughed anyway because it was Rhys that made the joke, but can somebody please explain it?

@sweetistweeter 3 года назад

@@emmarie_1061 The joke is that if you do something bad (murder) and someone else knows about it, and they tell others about it, you don't say "hey you promised not to tell" (chatterbox - which means someone who talks too much) if you want to pretend you're innocent. It gives the game away.

@jackarthur4673 4 года назад

James breaking after Ed calls him an idiot is the best and most wholesome part of that video 😂

@Jack-er1sc 3 года назад

2:40 if ya want a timestamp :>

@NewMessage 4 года назад

His version of the bible would be brilliant though.

@RatelHBadger 4 года назад

Read by him as well

@ultrademigod 4 года назад

@@RatelHBadger Each time it would be slightly different.

@madnessbydesign1415 4 года назад

That's a 'Books On Tape' I'd definitely buy... :)

@FlipAndLand 4 года назад

@@ultrademigod Just like the actual Bible.

@Widdekuu91 4 года назад

There once was a little princess and his name was Jesus.

@Ivy3h 4 года назад

I love how much Ed laughs at James

@MonsieurFlange 4 года назад

You should check out their podcast!

@tylerburney8576 4 года назад

Jake Giles-Phillips Seconding this! Off Menu is absolutely hilarious. I just started listening a couple days ago and it’s great.

@TheGreatPresenter 4 года назад

@@tylerburney8576 Where do I find this podcast?

@levanpolka9628 4 года назад

@@TheGreatPresenter i listen on Acast (perfect coincidence) but I'm sure it's available on apple/itunes whatever it is now

@simonspeccy2124 4 года назад

Jaquie Fallon Spotify if you’ve got it, best podcast ever

@laylaaa444 4 года назад

the way he rarely laughs at anyone else makes him so powerful lmao

@TequilaToothpick 3 года назад

He loved Rhys' line though.

@j0njn 3 года назад

I’ve never before heard the words “you f-ing idiot” said with so much love 🤣

@ultrademigod 4 года назад

In many ways James is like a young Bob Mortimer. He just says and does whatever pops into his head.

@heidicross6878 4 года назад

Love, Love, Love them both.

@frankhovis 4 года назад

It's a shame so little of it is funny.

@abbie1200 4 года назад

Frank Hovis blasphemy

@FundFreedom 4 года назад

@@frankhovis its a shame no one can tell how many downvotes your comment has.

@LuxTheSlav 4 года назад

@@frankhovis Somehow, everyone hating on Acaster is called Frank. What has James ever done to the Franks to make them so fucking crotchety? Perhaps we'll learn one day - probably in a long-winded anecdote.

@JackDManheim 3 года назад

2:53 James' eyebrow flex lets you know he's got something.

@ryynerwicked2762 4 года назад

"he came to life bc he was possessed by a demon" I never laughed so dam hard in my life I love this guy's randomness lol

@HatterDave 3 года назад

We need a split screen of Nish and Ed's reactions as James is telling the joke

@stevecampbell9670 4 года назад

I need a "Never trust a puppet" t-shirt.

@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад

i'd actually wear that t-shirt as well :)

@MissFotini 3 года назад

The way Ed laughs at James when he's being his Acaster best always makes me especially happy.

@pangpojken 3 года назад

I will never forgive Dara for stopping the bible according to Acaster - for sure pure gold

@themoolag Год назад

Dara's "we've all learned an important lesson" killed me. Like "glad that it is over" but with comedic intent. Nish piling on and Dara trying to control the situation is just perfect

@HussyHarryet 4 месяца назад

Definitely teacher trying to calm unruly students vibes.

@dabluedevil1000 3 года назад

"You fucking idiot." was a perfect response to James' absurd analogy. 😂

@geex8583 4 года назад

Reminded me of ‘is it a boulder, or is it a big rock’

@SingWhileYouMay 4 года назад

I bet plenty of people would love to go back to the fish finger days.

@annother3350 4 года назад

No, i'm glad he didnt turn out to be a buffoon -- he's running the fucking country -- it's great he's manned up!! (someone deleted the comment relevant to this

@designateddriver3332 4 года назад

LET HIM TELL THE BIBLE DARA

@danielburgess7101 3 года назад

Having James, Ed and Nish on the same panel is just cheating isn’t it. Your guaranteed a quality show.

@eugenedanker2377 Год назад

Don't forget Rhys

@blimeyjoe253 4 года назад

I know people always go on about the good ol'days with Frankie Boyle, but I also thought James Acaster really owned it while he was on and it disappointed me a lot to find he's not doing it anymore. I wish he'd stayed on like a team captain opposite Hugh or something

@James-vk6cu 4 года назад

"Never trust a puppet"

@notacaulkhead 3 года назад

James, Nish, and Ed have such wonderful chemistry

@DannyBoy-jy1kq 3 года назад

So does anthrax.

@OldManRoo 4 года назад

James is brilliant!

@eurogryphon 2 года назад

Now I want to hear James Acaster's versions of the rest of Disney's fairy tales.

@Alyssa-ol1jm 4 года назад

One of my favourite acaster clips. Seen nearly everything he’s done and I can’t help but love this one

@lazyjesus6573 4 года назад

In the beginning.... carry on James I wanna hear.

@GroovingPict 4 года назад

"...we've all learned an important lesson there" lol

@phillieespley 3 года назад

Nish and Ed are James' biggest fans and I love that so much!

@MicahCoon 4 года назад

He's talking about Lord Buckethead like he's never heard of Vermin Supreme...

@thewonkytardis4177 3 года назад

I love how Ed just enjoys being around James and his batshit

@devolinedits4481 4 года назад

“It’s not the look you want in a spy”

@Joe-nb3fs Год назад

True, but the FBI doesn't have spies. Dara was confusing the FBI and the CIA.

@spacecaptain9188 3 года назад

OMG Nish is a genius! I would LOVE to hear Acaster's version of the Bible!

@hringwood2743 4 года назад

Their friendship is so wholesome!

@moi712 3 года назад

"You fucking idiot" Made him break character

@ashleadevries53 3 года назад

Ed gambles laugh is everything

@djapojunior 2 года назад

James is not a national treasue, he's an international treasure! 💪❤️

@saoirsedeltufo7436 8 месяцев назад

This clip is so good... not just the fantastic Pinocchio bit, but the 'chatterbox' and 'sex friends' jokes!

@erinrae6639 3 года назад

I would honestly read a giant novel about James acasters takes on classic stories that have a lesson at the end like Pinocchio

@joanne4758 4 года назад

What a great way to start the New Year - thanks Mockers.

@lisahenry20 4 года назад

I definitely thought Pinocchio's legs grew instead of his nose in James's version of the story

@xtrapolis954m 4 года назад

You know James has done well when the others react like that. 🤣

@Arthur0000100 3 года назад

Am I the only one that first thought the joke had just a random punchline, but then realised that it is meaningful (never have confidence in people whom you are in control of for now)

@williamcrowe2576 2 года назад

In James' defense, the original Pinocchio stories weren't exactly wholesome family entertainment to begin with.

@rikititi1848 3 года назад

The bi aesthetic in the background let's you know what kind of atmosphere this show has

@jetaddicted 3 года назад

I too want to hear James’s version of the bible.

@josh0g 5 месяцев назад

Ed's "You fuckin idiot..." was largely him saying "I hate that you made me crack up that hard with such ease."

@sharonmullins1957 3 года назад

James is one of my favs on any panel show.

@sophiewatson3924 3 года назад

Ed losing his shit at James is fantastic

@pauljellis6889 3 года назад

"You f@#'ing idiot". LMAO

@xelumbra 2 месяца назад

I need a series of James just making up his own versions of famous stories 😂

@chrisparis-haines6706 4 года назад

That's brightened up my morning

@ClassicsManWithAPlan 2 года назад

I love it when James tells fables and stories. Any of you heard of the fable of the goose and the sloth?

@kjamison5951 4 года назад

In an ironic twist, Rhys, Americans look at British politics and say, “How badass are those Brits? They’ve got a crazy politician with a pail on his head eating a breaded fish stick and all we’ve got is the ex-head of the FBI going up against POTUS.”

@zombi2896 4 года назад

@@troublishone americans also dont have a sense of humour lmao

@Snaakie83 4 года назад

@@zombi2896 Americans tend to have no grasp of anything outside the borders of their state, or at least the US. I'm usually amazing by the absolute lack of knowledge about the world, and yet they send their armies anywhere... Sure thing is that they knew how much oil there was to find in Iraq.

@bigchumbo6489 4 года назад

tbh I'd take lord buckethead over trump any day

@Jack-Oates 4 года назад

@@bigchumbo6489 I prefer Count binface (he was originally lord bucket head but lost the rights to the name).

@bigchumbo6489 4 года назад

@Jim Elliott oh no im american I got Donald trump :(

@i34rn36 4 года назад

Dude im QUITE stoned and that story was the best shit I've heard all week - I fucking love Acaster

@IndieLou123 4 года назад

Please upload any and every clip where James and Ed were on together

@clickbait007 Год назад

I miss this show so much it hurts! This was my go to show to learn about the world in a funny way!

@jaredporikos2197 3 года назад

love Hugh and James Acaster :D

@scowoody 4 года назад

*Happy New Year*

@sasukesarutobi3862 3 года назад

I appreciate that they took the effort to blur out when Hugh's flipped the bird using only his ear

@GraemeGunn 3 года назад

James getting called a "fucking idiot" and then laughing so hard he has to hide his face is so fucking funny lmao!

@AllyTheGreater 3 года назад

Now, I decided that it would be a good time to take a swig of coke just as James started to describe Pinocchio...I have never expelled coke from nose before but 'he came to life because he was possessed by a demon' just got to me

@aaultra3787 2 года назад

This entire clip is hilarious

@Noobie2k7 3 года назад

You really can tell how good of friends Ed and James are just with the way Ed says "You fucking idiot"

@tomgodwin3554 3 года назад

You know you're funny when you make other comiedians breakdown laughing

@yolandahuang1284 3 года назад

1:55 I feel like James finds Rhys' brand of comedy particularly interesting hahaha

@vickigarner7331 4 года назад

My guilty pleasure. We love men that can make us laugh 🥰

@lostlang 3 года назад

"in the beginning" .. I lost it

@robertcreighton4635 3 года назад

James very funny guy

@tavikanen 3 года назад

Maybe during this lockdown James could do a recording of his version of, just, all the stories!

@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад

i'd like that as well, a book, or a podcast, something, it'd bring us all a smile i think

@tangoseagull4966 3 года назад

I don't know what I was expecting, but I was not disappointed

@Cryscorde 3 года назад

“In the beginning was the word.” “But since there was nobody there to write it down, we’ll never know what it was. Amen.”

@Madfattdeeb 4 года назад

Do another one! Do another one!

@tariqshort4025 3 года назад

I couldn't breathe during the story. 🤣

@eugenedanker2377 Год назад

One of their funniest clips

@Ryan-ij3ge 4 года назад

This clip always makes me laugh.

@ashleyp.4932 2 года назад

I'm a Christian and I WANT to hear James's version of the Bible. 🤣

@kjamison5951 3 года назад

Wise words, James, wise words. With that level of wisdom comes great responsibility.

@MrPernell27 4 года назад

James Acaster needs to come to America. Particularly Austin,Tx and do some shows

@benmcnutt223 4 года назад

This clip brings me back to when mock the week was good

@Snaakie83 4 года назад

You're just getting old...

@benmcnutt223 4 года назад

@@Snaakie83 not really only 20

@marklehossin 4 года назад

Frankie Boyle departure was the beginning of the end really, 11 years on we've only got Hugh and Dara left.

@franzfleischer3476 2 года назад

Love Rhys James. Genuinely funny, as opposed to just silly.

@cam5069 3 года назад

Not religious but if James were to release an audio book of his version of the Bible I would love that more than those goddamn peaches

@KeithCooper-Albuquerque 4 года назад

Mock The Week are too funny!

@1Kent 4 года назад

😂Fuckin' funny!🤣

@rachelah1973 3 года назад

“You fucking idiot” has never been said with so much humour before. 🤣

@LilyFitzgerald 3 года назад

ok, but let's hear James' version of everything

@davdidit6 4 года назад

This might be a little late, but as an American I love this. Also, I am not sure if I would rather have Trump and impeachment or Johnson and Brexit. All I have learned is if a guy has weird hair, DO NOT PUT THEM IN CHARGE!!!!!!

@joewakeford 4 года назад

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@jakeyboo7 4 года назад

Funniest clip of James Acaster ❤

@stu1987eng Год назад

Not many people can make the room fall apart like that lol

@labrat7382 3 года назад

Pinnochio: Do I look like a real boy, papa?

@deadmansfire 3 года назад

Burn,you lying puppet!

@doomerbelowthewind 3 года назад

You know shits about to go down when he does his eyebrow flex

@brendagibbs2665 6 месяцев назад

James is so funny

@BigBoris 2 года назад

I’m pretty sure James was drunk 😆

@badenhowell3312 4 года назад

"You Fucking Idiot!" that was perfect! 😂

@nolankuffner3573 3 года назад

It's funny that with James' last line, you can tell everyone was split. Some inferred his punchline correctly, and some just laughed. James Acaster, suggesting that a politician would be better served with questioning loyalists than unquestioning puppets or yes men. It's the one you expect loyalty from that is most likely going to be pulling daggers when the other shoe hits.

@Arthur0000100 3 года назад

I thought I was the only one who got this. This was a brilliant joke