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@vidahasselburg3841
@vidahasselburg3841 5 лет назад
My mom and I always tuned in for headlines we’d laugh our asses off. the good old days
@ericb950
@ericb950 4 года назад
Always used to watch this show before going to bed, the good ol days.
@Catholicophobia
@Catholicophobia 3 года назад
Loved getting stoned and falling asleep to this in my teens.
@RonaldBernes
@RonaldBernes 10 месяцев назад
​@@Catholicophobiaftft Colog 😊🎉♡😊😊😢I 🎉 9:14 🎉🎉🎉and 🎉
@neeravreddy9360
@neeravreddy9360 5 лет назад
Miss this. No political agenda. Just pure comedy gold
@austinteutsch
@austinteutsch 4 года назад
Jay adds so much to each spot. Funny shit.
@pantera6343
@pantera6343 6 лет назад
God I miss this show
@1970borntorun
@1970borntorun 5 лет назад
Yeah, now we have immature Jimmy Fallon in Jay's seat. Lucky us !! Lol
@stevenherrold5955
@stevenherrold5955 5 лет назад
the show is still going it's the host that's missing i don't have any comedians left that i like they they retired
@TheInkPitOx
@TheInkPitOx Год назад
@@1970borntorun With his annoying sidekick.
@The--Dude
@The--Dude 5 лет назад
I love Kevin's laugh in the background
@rishabchaudhary4489
@rishabchaudhary4489 4 года назад
Isn't he the coolest.. Laid backk
@Milkman4279
@Milkman4279 3 года назад
Back in the 80's, Carson did a Lincoln joke, and it bombed. He shook his head and was like, 'Wow, over 100 years later, and it's still too soon.'
@austinteutsch
@austinteutsch 5 лет назад
Jay's comments help propel this bit. Great comedian, so down home. Check out his Jay Leno's Garage series. THAT is good stuff.too.
@Mike1614b
@Mike1614b 3 года назад
now we have hate night shows
@mitchellpak1666
@mitchellpak1666 5 лет назад
"Giving her a twister." Jay was the best.
@Red-rl1xx
@Red-rl1xx 5 лет назад
Always liked these!
@hdguppies
@hdguppies 3 года назад
Love Kevin's laugh.
@carlosanaya4149
@carlosanaya4149 6 лет назад
I miss this
@hernje
@hernje 5 лет назад
Smart comedy instead of political agenda.
@ukmedicfrcs
@ukmedicfrcs 5 лет назад
Exactly
@Vickytoriahirt1234
@Vickytoriahirt1234 Год назад
The good old days
@tomranc
@tomranc 3 года назад
Anyone else notice that the corn cob eating percentages came out to 101 %
@JackOfAllRAIDs
@JackOfAllRAIDs Год назад
Doesn't matter. Incompetence does that sometimes.
@bobjack1753
@bobjack1753 5 лет назад
2017? Glad to see that Jay's back on the air!
@baruchben-david4196
@baruchben-david4196 5 лет назад
Anyone else notice that the corn on the cob poll had 12.3% yes, 88.7% no, for a total of 101%? Just that little extra makes all the difference.
@reginadisbrow4486
@reginadisbrow4486 5 лет назад
I love the way Jay even pronounced the wrong pronunciation wrong, lol.
@SacredFire777
@SacredFire777 3 года назад
Finial?
@Whigu
@Whigu 5 лет назад
American show, finnish tv and swedish subtitles :-D
@bearium91
@bearium91 5 лет назад
5:25 Lmao. I live half an hour from Branson. Love that place.
@dusty2774
@dusty2774 4 года назад
6:25 it all depends on where the kernel is located!!!!
@get-the-lead-out.4593
@get-the-lead-out.4593 5 лет назад
Come back Jay Leno! The newer talk show hosts undeniably SUCK.... they're like what saturday night live turned into having to use an applause sign to tell people when to laugh!
@judyvalencia3257
@judyvalencia3257 5 лет назад
Love Jay!
@gsparkway324
@gsparkway324 7 лет назад
At 6:30, the results of the corn on the cob survey add up to 101%.
@jeffo9396
@jeffo9396 6 лет назад
I was ready to post that myself, but I wanted to see if anybody else posted it first.
@1970borntorun
@1970borntorun 5 лет назад
That survey was answered by people in West Virginia... Lol
@RinJackson
@RinJackson 5 лет назад
Maybe they took math lessons from Scott Steiner?
@corymcgrath1174
@corymcgrath1174 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davehallett3128
@davehallett3128 4 года назад
I m ashamed that you had to tell me. Very good mr bond
@paulburney7250
@paulburney7250 2 года назад
Not this YT show, but the "Puppies available - Mother German Shepard, Father is also a dog" well maybe not. It's possible for the father of the offspring to be a Coyote (quite possible) or even a Wolf (not as likely, but still possible).
@troydante
@troydante 5 лет назад
... it's a little too Greek ... " ahahahahaha!
@mmledwards1979
@mmledwards1979 6 лет назад
Please bring back Leno
@jaymemangano1154
@jaymemangano1154 5 лет назад
Please bring him Back!
@jaymemangano1154
@jaymemangano1154 5 лет назад
NON
@jaymemangano1154
@jaymemangano1154 5 лет назад
Look 's like Biden & Biden senior!
@jaymemangano1154
@jaymemangano1154 5 лет назад
Look's Like Biden & Biden father giving nipple Twister!
@darcyray2960
@darcyray2960 5 лет назад
It didn't happen in 2017. Jay's last show was in 2014
@jstrahan2
@jstrahan2 5 лет назад
FYI: subtitles are Swedish.
@szqsk8
@szqsk8 4 года назад
jstrahan2 I was wondering about that. There was some pretty long words.
@Brandon-rq3ys
@Brandon-rq3ys 5 лет назад
"All sales finillee" Haha, ohhh Jay!
@leroyusa935
@leroyusa935 2 года назад
Nobody watches late night television shows anymore. Viewers are fed up with them knowing that this country is still in the toilet or swamp in the morning. Biden doesn't even have to be asleep or awake and this country still manages to self destruct.
@claiborneeastjr4129
@claiborneeastjr4129 4 месяца назад
Light years better in talent and humor by Jay and Kevin that any of today's (2024) late night garbage. I haven't watched late night TV since Jay left.
@pollutedcrimson
@pollutedcrimson 5 лет назад
1:54
@2012ZebraYT
@2012ZebraYT 4 года назад
8:23 this is not a Swastika. I've seen this a LOT especially on US TV. Swastika (as used by the Germans in WW2) has arms the other way around : pointing clockwise round.
@00Kuja00
@00Kuja00 4 года назад
It's a sun symbol from India (surya = sun), and it does point (to my experience) different ways, some in the same way as the nazi symbol.
@bandit-ms6ys
@bandit-ms6ys 2 года назад
Still, it looks like one.
@donnalynn3589
@donnalynn3589 3 года назад
Omg! Those are hilarious!! 🤣
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 года назад
The more you watch, the more you will laugh
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 года назад
Jay Leno was the best. Check out his " 99 cent store" bit, or " Jaywalking ". Letterman doesn't even come close.
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
"Work 200 hours earn $200!"💸💸💸 -Jay Leno
@jasonsmith8300
@jasonsmith8300 5 лет назад
you mean a dollar an hour isn't enough
@Kyavata
@Kyavata 5 лет назад
I think I've worked there before.
@markrodriguez9442
@markrodriguez9442 5 лет назад
That make $100 an hour.
@cubey
@cubey 3 года назад
Capitalists' goal.
@jesse7747
@jesse7747 5 лет назад
late night shows are horrible now
@norbertop.niebres6320
@norbertop.niebres6320 4 года назад
I miss Jay Leno.
@finchborat
@finchborat 6 лет назад
This was from around April of 2006.
@note2owns
@note2owns 5 лет назад
Yeah the poster made the mistake of putting the post date in the video title. I assumed the date in the title was when it was posted because Jay Leno ended in February of 2014
@Brandon-rq3ys
@Brandon-rq3ys 5 лет назад
"Lamp Shade for Mom...Bowie Knife for Dad!!" 😂
@daveporter0217
@daveporter0217 5 лет назад
Kevin is a vegetarian. He wouldn't eat the Testes of Greece.
@robertheilmeier2671
@robertheilmeier2671 5 лет назад
6:31 12.3 % plus 88.7 % equals...ehm..101 % X)!
@rayadams5076
@rayadams5076 4 года назад
Just FYI; before WWII the swastika symbol was a sign for good luck, like a horseshoe or four leaf clover.
@ChrisPierreBacon
@ChrisPierreBacon Год назад
Go to India and you'll see that symbol all over the place. It's a Hindu symbol for good luck.
@regould221
@regould221 5 лет назад
8:26 The swastika is a geometrical figure and an ancient religious icon in the cultures of Eurasia, used as a symbol of divinity and spirituality in Indian religions. Until the Germans corrupted it.
@herculesbrofister265
@herculesbrofister265 5 лет назад
Hey look i found some videos of you ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_Y63B-5CWRU.html
@regould221
@regould221 4 года назад
True. Note the Germans turned it around.
@SacredFire777
@SacredFire777 3 года назад
@@regould221 Hitler was involved in Hinduism. Then he lied about being Christian. There is a book called Death of a Guru. He explains how Nazism paralleled the devotees to the gurus. I saw the film, but I don't think it's available anymore.
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 года назад
Who cares? Grow a sense of humor.
@amandanies3174
@amandanies3174 5 лет назад
The bear in the coffin was awful. I don't know who came up with that kind of hare - brained idea...
@beemdude2
@beemdude2 6 лет назад
Iconic stuff
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
"Learn how to protect yourself from Master Chang Choi." "Lampshade and Knifes!" - Jay Leno🔪🔪
@ravenninja4449
@ravenninja4449 7 лет назад
I have always liked Master Chang Choi (but it would not be as funny without Jays' comment).
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
Exactly👍
@christinegraves7487
@christinegraves7487 4 года назад
It amazes me how many people who write and photograph these ads don't have sense enough to get them right.
@joeyblow6283
@joeyblow6283 4 года назад
When tv was funny
@tiagocampos9824
@tiagocampos9824 4 года назад
1:54 2:12 what creature was that?
@johnstevenson9956
@johnstevenson9956 5 лет назад
You know, some of these had to be really hard to translate.
@asianfireflie
@asianfireflie 6 лет назад
gun looks like a skynet design
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
"A ridge woman lost control of her vehicle on the Skyway just before noon Monday when she reportedly swerved to miss a bug headed for her windshield!" - Jay Leno😱🐞🐞🐞
@Brandon-rq3ys
@Brandon-rq3ys 5 лет назад
Jesus, did you repeat every single thing he said????
@stevenherrold5955
@stevenherrold5955 5 лет назад
she probably one those radicals from P. E . T. A . People Eating Tasty Animals
@t.b.g.504
@t.b.g.504 3 года назад
She must have had a kid who was a rabid fan of 'A Bug's Life'
@alanmacification
@alanmacification 4 года назад
That is not a Nazi swastika ( turns to the left and was never called a swastika ). That is a Buddhist sun symbol ( turns to the right )
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 года назад
Who cares?
@SweetandSourohmy
@SweetandSourohmy 5 лет назад
Who eats corn on the Cobb vertically? 🌽🤔
@jackgrimaldi8685
@jackgrimaldi8685 5 лет назад
Yes or No?
@wesleyhite8203
@wesleyhite8203 5 лет назад
my generation grew up with Carson and Leno. true professionals. all the late night host now, strictly amateurs
@stevek.1979
@stevek.1979 5 лет назад
Carson sucked too, still does.
@albertelnen9144
@albertelnen9144 5 лет назад
How does Carson suck now? He passed away.
@jetnut89
@jetnut89 5 лет назад
@@albertelnen9144 He is probably thinking of the great Carson Daly
@shlomox4003
@shlomox4003 8 месяцев назад
Even when he reads a misspelling, he misreads the misspelling, and says something that isn't the real word or the mistake. I like him anyway😂
@007Decky
@007Decky 7 лет назад
twisters?! LMAO!
@madx80h
@madx80h 5 лет назад
Is that what it's called? Haha
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
LIVERACHE😖😖😖😖- Jay Leno
@nunyabitnezz2802
@nunyabitnezz2802 4 месяца назад
Some of these anecdotes depend on knowing the English Language. Some don’t.
@markrodriguez9442
@markrodriguez9442 5 лет назад
The one with Abraham Lincoln,was done in a bad taste.
@szqsk8
@szqsk8 4 года назад
Mark Rodriguez This was the result of history not being taught in schools.
@dallasponder3396
@dallasponder3396 5 лет назад
sometimes i wonder if the cards that he put aside were just blank ones that made it look like he was choosing between the better ones
@1970borntorun
@1970borntorun 5 лет назад
You have WAY too much free time on your hands lol
@papagen00
@papagen00 10 месяцев назад
What language is the caption?
@robgifford3766
@robgifford3766 4 года назад
How many times does RU-vid put the same Jay Leno vids on. I keep clicking and there the same 3 vids. He did thousands of these.
@Shawn-ne6ld
@Shawn-ne6ld 3 года назад
People upload. Not RU-vid. If they upload the same stuff, there you go.
@bobjack1753
@bobjack1753 5 лет назад
Mindless laughter by the band leader.
@zunkman1
@zunkman1 5 лет назад
Leno went off the air in 2014.
@note2owns
@note2owns 5 лет назад
The date in the title was when it was posted.
@IETCHX69
@IETCHX69 5 лет назад
The last one . Someone made a ( conscious ) decision to Green-Light this picture , of 2 men pinching a happy woman's breasts .
@beeseechurger
@beeseechurger Год назад
Funny thing about the corn cob bit, those numbers add up to 101. So not only does yes/no make no sense, it’s not even correct numbers lol
@airport862
@airport862 5 лет назад
Kevin Eubanks was the best part of Jay Leno's comedy.
@halojimmy7
@halojimmy7 4 года назад
thank for not editing 😀😀😀😀😀
@moviesbye9294
@moviesbye9294 7 лет назад
Lincoln. Too soon.
@ryandickerson9699
@ryandickerson9699 5 лет назад
Movies by E I said the same thing. 😁
@pja72o
@pja72o 4 года назад
Before memes.
@BRANDON-FJB
@BRANDON-FJB 5 лет назад
2017 aye....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
"Protestant Wipes!" -Jay Leno "Catickaction." -Jay Leno
@RubberChicken10000
@RubberChicken10000 5 лет назад
Anray McNeil yes we watched the video no need to subtitle in the comments
@notthemama3644
@notthemama3644 2 года назад
Kevin Eubanks
@kurwamacjebanapizda
@kurwamacjebanapizda 5 лет назад
Yeah and a car means ford. Swastika is symbol of prosperity used across Europe and Asia, and probably anywhere else cos it’s simply geometrical figure.
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 года назад
Idiots like you, grow a sense of humor. Who cares about the history of the swastika?
@geraldwillcox5502
@geraldwillcox5502 5 лет назад
..mmm Yesfunny stuff ....Fabric=Free Entertainment......LMAO....ty for sharing...
@dugefresh3311
@dugefresh3311 2 года назад
Get rid of the CC it's blocking some of the newsprint. Pretty annoying.
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
Ninja Raven, are you able to post Jay Leno Show and The Tonight Show at the moment? Repost them? Welcome back, seriously. Welcome.
@ravenninja4449
@ravenninja4449 7 лет назад
The other account has been cancelled by them yesterday and everything from there is lost. I have created this one instead. Yes, I am able to post of course, but seems a bit pointless to waste time since it is very much a guessing game on what is allowed and what is not. I think I will, for now, concentrate on posting shorter ones like headlines and other interesting things until we can figure out what exactly makes one episode different from another.
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
Alright that can work, And I'll keep on playing commenting the headlines here and emojis to express them more. Keep up the good work, dude.
@edenharkness142
@edenharkness142 2 года назад
Quebec is a city?
@TakeDetour
@TakeDetour 6 лет назад
Didn't mean to get that Greek!
@jasonsmith8300
@jasonsmith8300 6 лет назад
8:29
@jumemowery9434
@jumemowery9434 5 лет назад
How much is lost in translation?
@jessicalygren3783
@jessicalygren3783 5 лет назад
Jume Mowery usually the translations are just as funny
@TeachMeBert
@TeachMeBert 5 лет назад
The translations are usually spot on. When the joke it that there's a typo, the translator usually has to get a little creative. In this clip, the "testes of Greece" joke was translated as "köttballar", basically "meat dicks", a pun on "köttbullar", meaning "meat balls".
@JustinCase99999
@JustinCase99999 5 лет назад
@@TeachMeBert Interesting that in Swedish ball and dick are almost the same word.
@TeachMeBert
@TeachMeBert 3 месяца назад
Some other translation notes: The joke at 0:24 was simply translated literally, as I don't think there was any way the "housekeepers/housepeekers" typo could have been preserved in translation, which I guess would have left viewers who don't speak English confused as to why the ad would be asking for a housepeeker. In contrast, the joke at 0:36 left the word "protectant" untranslated (notice how it's written in _italics_ in the subtitles). I guess the translator assumed that most viewers know enough English to know what that word means. The jokes at 2:06 and 3:24 simply applied similar typos to the Swedish translation as to what the original had. The joke at 2:30 omitted everything between "Brazilian soccer player" and ", or by...", I assume for brevity. At 3:34, the translator had Jay mention that Tom DeLay is a politician, since I assume most Swedish viewers didn't know who he was. At 4:26, the subtitles have Jay say that (roughly translated) "The mens' laugh fell flat", since what he actually said would be difficult to subtitle as-is. At 8:42, the subtitles say that "it looks like they're squeezing her".
@MrNobody_37
@MrNobody_37 3 месяца назад
@@TeachMeBertREALLY appreciated and enjoyed reading your explanatory comments-I’m not multilingual, but I read tons of materials all dealing with how various things-like video games-are handled in translation and localization. It’s fascinating how a joke or pun or other line that only makes sense in one language can be just as good, or even better, in the hands of a good translator who knows how to make an “equivalent” line. So explanations like yours fascinate me no end. Thank you!!
@johnlilly8519
@johnlilly8519 6 лет назад
5:06 Live in Branson, can confirm, full of cringe.
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 6 лет назад
Ninja Raven Can you please post The Jay Leno Show 2009-2010 Episodes
@jackson5116
@jackson5116 5 лет назад
The date must be wrong, Tonight Show with Jay Leno was gone in 2017, replaced by Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon in 2014.
@cashbonanza963
@cashbonanza963 5 лет назад
Jack Son probability 2007
@walker1984
@walker1984 5 лет назад
Not to mention that Kevin Eubanks left in 2010.
@karlofrancisbitare4503
@karlofrancisbitare4503 2 года назад
4:10
@ChidiyaSethi
@ChidiyaSethi Год назад
@6.30 Besides the overarching importance of the state of corn 🌽 when eaten ,that warranted the poll,I think Jay missed out on the fact that 88.7%+12.3% is actually 101%😹😹😹😹😁😁
@earlosandwich7433
@earlosandwich7433 Год назад
🌽 is great. So is 🥦 with 🧀.
@adamlangley6033
@adamlangley6033 5 лет назад
#abraham #dont #know #theater
@jamieanan-ua5994
@jamieanan-ua5994 5 лет назад
The lady avoiding the bug was prob stoned lol
@WeerdMunkee
@WeerdMunkee 4 года назад
Who the hell eats corn on the cob vertically in the first place?? 😆
@dawndavenport5166
@dawndavenport5166 2 года назад
Yes or no?
@dncarac
@dncarac Год назад
Disregarding the "yes", I eat both ends vertically to give a place to hold the ear, then eat the rest horizontally.
@brentstack3267
@brentstack3267 4 года назад
All sales finilly 🤣
@travispalma6554
@travispalma6554 Год назад
this is 2017 is it really?
@geoffroi-le-Hook
@geoffroi-le-Hook 4 месяца назад
I could use a new finial for my lamp.
@donnalynn3589
@donnalynn3589 3 года назад
He said 'Liverache' like liveracky. Looked like it would've been liver ache
@anraymcneil751
@anraymcneil751 7 лет назад
"Honestly, it's the best show in Town! And I know Theatre..." 🎭😒-Jay Leno
@efisgpr
@efisgpr 5 лет назад
3:24 is that like Appalachian English or...? WOWWWWWWWWWW WTF
@Gundersonjohn75
@Gundersonjohn75 6 лет назад
LOL. LOL LOL
@juan833blue
@juan833blue 4 года назад
Jay Leno > Jimmy Fallon
@thegr8rambino
@thegr8rambino Год назад
tom delays wifes name is christine not michelle wtf?
@stevenherrold5955
@stevenherrold5955 5 лет назад
who doesn't love jay???? i think there something wrong with you if you can't laugh at all of these head lines so far 62 voted thumbs down with A I THEY SHOULD BUILD A ROBOT in a exact likeness of jay ........................ IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN HOMELESS you should know the rescue mission is not meant to be long term place to live so they make rules so that only the most desperate will stay there the idea is for you to move on get your own place to live the food is barley edible the beds are not comfortable and you can't sleep past 6:30 am your on the street unless bad weather the mission i stayed in the staff were like prison guards mean mother fuckers no kidding!!!! don't stay in the mission if you don't have to
@joannguzzo185
@joannguzzo185 7 месяцев назад
😂
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