NEW Headlines jay Leno 2007 

What makes Headlines work as well as the 99 cent store segments is Jay's input. He knows how to milk a line better than most anybody.

I loved watching Headlines each week. For many years. I haven't watched any late night show since Jay and Dave left

these alone are still better than any late night show today lol

Best late night - Jay’s comments on headlines.

It's over guys. Those days won't be back.

It was great seeing the monologue section at the start. Gives it a little more context.

Sly and Arnold conversation deserves an award!

"NEUTICALS..FAKE TESTICLES FOR YOUR DOG..HE WON'T KNOW THE DUFFERENCE"..HAHAHAAAH! I THOUGHT KEVIN WAS GONNA FALL IN THE FLOOR LAUGHING AT THAT HILARIOUS QUOTE..

People always ask "who even likes jay leno anyways?!?! unfunny hack!" His show was number one. I mean, obviously, plenty of people liked him and found him funny.

"Can I get three pounds of rat bacon?" "I've only got two pounds, but come back tomorrow. I'll set some traps."

Headlines start at 4:20

He takes a shot at Brad Pitt wanting to play a gay love story and he joked about Troy. What about Interview With the Vampire? That was literally a love story about two mincing vampire glitter boys.

"Actor Paul Walker on friday" RIP

Being from Pittsburgh I love the thumbnail :)

7:48 It's-a good food! my closing logo nerdiness is showing again.

funny stuff as usual but this was definitely from 2006 because I am a Steelers fan & they won the Super Bowl the February that year

I loved Jay's monologues and headlines! His show was so good. Every late night host now sucks and isn't funny at all.

Oh, god, I was crying at 11:17. I would have saved that one for last.

Cool another non Monday headlines

9:53, look at that beautiful Ken Smith bass, wow!

Everyone hates on Jay but gee I miss watching that show

Jay Leno was great but NOBODY tops Johnny Carson.

I wonder if that 5 year old trumpeter is still playing these days at age 16

They needed three way calling with Joe Bidden.

6:47 Uranus!

nothing can beat Brokeback maybe Call Me By Your Name

"Rat Bacon" is a good name for a band.

Headlines start at 4:15 You're welcome

6:58 -- "within the orbits of its large moons" hehehe

7:45 the chef also has vulcan ears

Shit, this is ten years ago, I remember all this stuff about Mariah Carey still beeing popular and current but that stuff about "gynecologist" and "pms dancer" would never had been allowed now, it would have been a hell of a noise from the feminists about "sexism" and "misogyny". The world was more nicer 10 years ago...

I think I will have spaghetti.

He mentions Ellen Degeneres and Felicita Huffman. Those haven't aged well.

kevin's laugh @ 10:05 reminds me of Leto's joker lol

Leno was the best

I miss the newspaper

wtf dude this was almost the whole show

That's because the one's now days think they're qualified to flap their biased jibs about politics and they are not.

Is that the super bowl the refs gave the Steelers?

I wounder if Jay has been to Arnold's Pizza Shop.

Headlines start at around 4:08

Designing women

HaHaHa

rip Paul walker

In the beginning, the Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, was that jimmy Fallon?

How many rats do you need to make a pound of bacon?

Skip to 4:08

22 years on nbc wow

I cannot stand to watch Fallon. Is he a drunk?

It's not 2007 there weren't any Olympics that year

2/7/2006

I'm I suppose to see Tina this week end?

Where is jay now?

Didn’t need the opening monologue. Never needed the opening monologue. Just something to fast-forward through.

for those who want to know the headlines start at 4:19

4445ww the same time , and I will not only did

rat bacon.....

What is with Jay's left eyebrow ?

THIS IS TRUE STORY after jay left the to night show i heard of headline that said a man with 3 dogs named them penis testicles and pubic hair the article says he had a perverted mind the breed was not mentioned

I anin't know'en Areafa Franklin be sang'en upon Leeno.

I never knew that limp lesbian is funny.

The gymnastics headline didn’t age well.

You cant see shit through white square boxes and random letters.

4:15 As a life long Pirates and Steelers fan, that’s probably the least funny fake headline ever.

robert Blake joke BAD BAD BAD

It’s not Brokeback mountain it’s hogback Mountain

i think some of these are fake. thats all

Absolutely no PC

Didn't age well.

I'll never watch this channel again because of the B.S. subtitles

No trump jokes? No anti white rant?! How dare you!

I didn't watch this video, just opened it up to give it a thumbs down. Why would I do that? Because the last time I watched a xracier numbernine video, the thumbnail photo featured a headline that read something like " Government approves sale of orphanage to Michael Jackson " and that particular headline wasn't in the video at all, it was just a prime example of ' in your face ' click bait, and I'm still pissed at that. If you're going to screw me, at least buy me dinner first.

This is from 2006

Headlines start at 4:20