Jean Claude Van Damme Kicked Me! 

🤪🤪🤪, that is a big fail

😂 certainly hope you are kidding. “Don’t try this at home kids”

oh no lol

haha..u r sooo loving brother

Well, I tried this to my little sister too... We miss her so much...

@B Dog def under 3 hrs

She's chick chick

One of the better comments of 2020 haha

Like he did from the double impact movie when he was training some girls.

His dance in kickboxer was awesome

☝🏼I too can kick like that!

Thanks, that you also have the ability ​@@lCdGarcia

yep...

still the man!

Splits? Like breaks?

Don't forget Steven Segal also

Ah bon? Heureusement que tu as mis ton com pour nous expliquer qui il est..on ne savait pas dis donc...

Bloodsport!

Underrated comment. Give it time.

*BumP*

@@SuchFinessse thank you! And with every like mine gets yours should get two! Make it happen RU-vid.

@@mikebrinkerhoff92 cringe

@top.comment.god

you mean "alive and kicking"?

😐🤨

Perfect analogy for van damme lol

yeah because he's also flirting with her lol

lol

Loads of cocaine too but he was my hero also and still is. He came a long way from his troubles,great to see him doing good

@@user-bk5nj1qo6nНа его месте любой нормальный и уважающий себя человек сидел бы на кокаине, это результат успеха. Может себе позволить

Let's not forget that speed knot on his forehead Wonder how you got that I guess I should look that up

@@seanmoore999 probably some kind injury

I feel bad for kids today with the role models they have cause we grew up in the glory days of toxic masculinity lol 💪

what do you mean he "... gave me an hour of time." ? No, I'm NOT trying to play some dumbass word bullshit joke here- I'm asking you do give more detail about what you've stated. - JCVD was ok, a bit much on the over-acting, but he employed Bolo Yeung, one of my all time favorites ( Did you know Bolo was in a couple old kung-fu theatre type movies? NO SHIT! 😂 Like Shaw-Brothers Old School, & in one he plays a monk hiding out in a tent that some chick finally gets him to fight for her. 😂 He actually looks pretty damn skilled too. ) ANYWAY- So what's with your story meeting JCVD?

I was in Vietnam with him, I went all bat shit crazy one day and started chopping off peoples ears and he was like "hey man you can't do that!" And I was all like "psssh whatevs I do what I want van damne!" And there was a big fight scene and we both ended up killing each other, then the government turned us into robots and shit......no this isn't the storyline of universal soldier shut up it really happened

​@@BobbyFletcherlivesBobby are you good🤣.

Cheated on his wife.. pos in my book

Переспал с тобою?😮

wont happen hes got the geh

@@josephignacio88 She's cute though.

😂😂😂

Plot twist...its a lady boy

@@santaclause4285 No way.

🤣 what a stupid generate comment

Dude ur gay 😂

On god! Man’s still got it!

Oh please.. Its not that difficult.. He wasn't a real martist lol

@@Jaz_13-fg1bxupload a video then and do it yourself if it’s that easy!

Don't forget Lionheart and kickboxer. I grew up on them films. 36 now. Time is flying by

Atleast 14 for sure

@@karanswamygowda what ?

@@karanswamygowda hahahah dw mate I found that funny; I don’t think he understood it

@@karanswamygowda nah j think he might be between 15 to 23 years old

@@karanswamygowda I think I remember reading an article about him saying that he’s about 17 years old

True. ❤

He must be on the right HIV meds!

He's one of the few from his generation that do still look this spry

It’s weird he looks so healthy considering his recklessness in his prime

He looks old

I seriously don’t get how dude let himself go so bad. He used to say he trained rigorously every day all the time in the 90s. Dude looks like he only trained himself how to be a better eater.

@@alonzotanner1226 Age and laziness.

I hadn't seen Seagal kick anything.

@@Romulan2469 what makes people go out of their way for negativity? Give me a good answer.

​@@TheUKisTherehe deserves every bit of it and that's all I'm going to say on the matter

Probably men are women now

Absolutely

100%

Destroy is a strong word, but he'll definitely win that fight for sure

He’d kill the majority of most men half his age…. Let’s not play down a man who’s lethal

😄👍👏👏👏👏👏👏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💘💘💕💕💕💕💕😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋♥️♥️🙋🏻‍♀️

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🤩❤❤❤❤❤

Vers good

Согласен))

@Todd M which is already there...

@Todd M Do you not know what the word "imagine" means? Edit: The coward edited his dumb comment lol

@@HOTD108_ 😂

😂

Imagine... I would love to imagine. The smell also in my imagination too...

62 . He has aged for sure but is still flexible and in great physical shape

I was thinking that.

@@jonathandoe2316 promis?

@@forsak3n749 ? Yeah.

@@jonathandoe2316 pinky promise?

Bruh why was this so funny lmao

korni

"what a sleepy head" 😂😂😂😂😂

@O B L I V I O U S what? why wouldn't it be pathetic if it was a mother

@O B L I V I O U S only if you cant take dark humor dude

All his movies sucked and he was still cool.

No, were not.

You dont need to talk about this video is about that lol

Daniel, No. we should just talk about rhe gorgeous girl.

Martial artist keep themselves in shape

It's fucking BLOODSPORT. No need to talk about it.

Inspirational is I think what you mean. And it is very true. Many children broke their legs on trees after they watched kickboxer.

*inspirational

but he is not good man.

Big time tho

Как был показушником так и остался (балерун)

I thought the same thing lmao

Until he touches the wrong one and he gets charged with "sexual assault".

"One two iiiiiooooo"

cool profile pic

@@Cegorachthelaughinggod he's good he's got sensors that tell him if a female wants to be touched by him easy to learn hard to master

It *_reminds me_* of this video ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-C7n_Gdq8tSU.html&wqa

Justin Miller you wasted my time

@@Clint2028CODE2 I apologize ! I didn't mean to waste your time.

You complaining about a girl in a to tight, of a dress... all 500 of ya sus for sure

@@caleb9246 Na he just thinks Van damme wears too tight jeans.

I just looked her up. She was fiiiine back then good Lord

Kylie Minogue is by far one of the most gorgeous females on the planet! without a doubt! Breathtakingly beautiful!

@@oilinmyblood3906 yeen lyin

@@RenfromBespin she looks fine as hell to me brother! But everyone's got their own type of flavor!

@@oilinmyblood3906 no no I agree with you! I was saying you AINT lying in heavy text slang 😂

Indeed but it takes a lot of everyday practicing the split and practicing a lot those kicks he does. Like I said it takes a lot of practice for that everyday and I takes a lot of practice of good concentration and good meditation 🧘‍♀️ to achieve those moves, Kicks, Split, excelente body shape and good form.

@@JulioCNY Just did this kick and I Black Out Drunk. Its was pretty easy.

@@TRANSWOMENAREMEN1776 lmao 😂🤣🤣

@@TRANSWOMENAREMEN1776 video please.

Don't try on someone lol

I read a comment just like this on a different video -_-

Dayuuum

I can believe that

He lying but I'm sure he still can

@@JaceEntertainment ya cuz something like that is totally worth lying about. Wtf. If I were to have lied I would have made it me who was there.

While groping the girl.

And then he fell over and split the earth

LMFAOOOO

The way I heard it, he shit his pants

Split pr shit?

;)

Haha

I didn't even see Van damme the first couple times

😁😁

Thicka than a snicker

Doesn't matter where you based in the world.....we all grew up with his movies.... brilliant actor

Grow up in Mexico watching his movies in Spanish. Stay cool in Zim and way from that Chibuku my friend.

Iribhoo mukoma

​@@pantherakathecat4440tf💀😂😂😂

Dont you mean Rhodesia?

"all 40 years old 80s babies can understand only" stfu 🙄🙄 im from the 90s and they were there too

@@pascualcastelan1352 He tried to make himself feel apart of an exclusive club 😂😂😂

@@pascualcastelan1352 my bad... im from 90s also

I dunno who Jacky chain is but he certainly sounds like Jackie Chan that I really love.

Arnold lost his got damn mind now. He said screw your freedom. Like WTF!!!!

Back then they were body builders/fighters turned actors. So we traded better acting with physical prowess.

lol

@Valhalla Rising john Wayne used a stunt guy and even people like Jackie Chan will still use stunt guys now that he’s old. That doesn’t make them any less of physical actors

@@kiddnytenation still? Jackie chan never used a stun guy thats why he suffered so many injuries during his careers and thats why he is not doing so many movies now cause he is old and he still dont want a stun double

@@ShounenCoco Don't forget Jackie is also focusing on his music more now that he's older. He's really good, and huge in China and S Korea.

Love that movie

"I like the death.. I like the misery... I LIKE THIIS WOOOOOORLLD!!!"

@She On't Know Nuffing OP mentioned Cyborg. That was a line from that movie.

Cyborg #1

@@all4the14 That split against the walls under the tunnel was probably the best scene. By the way, there's a similar movie called 'Legend Of The Wolf and Donnie Yen is the main character.

Amazing and not Cgi

@@znatim he what?! 🤣🤣

Yup the song was so good too

While moving backwards

What about airbags...?

@x now go back to your gay porn

@x mine too

SIMP.

@ SIMP times two.

@@xbevo503xsclips you must be his gay lover

Lol

And…..I…..just..kick them in the head

Like this “ayyyyaaeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh”

😂😂😂

@@Bear-Dad oh man im dying lol!!!

And it shows her very nice deriere

it's twelve seconds, not a minute

@@rickyrick9328 lol "in a minute" is slang for a long time

@SinisterMinister ok boomer

@@zewhitekid r/woosh

😂😂😂

Jean Claude Van Damme she didn't lean forward enough

Hahaha hell ya I remember him saying that!!

It *_reminds me_* of this video ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-C7n_Gdq8tSU.html&as

Smash raw

The young beautiful ladies nowadays are you know what starts with an S ends with P & M end with C

@@jasonpmorganstein2480 🤔

@@jasonpmorganstein2480 wat

Well when you side kick them to the head, all before a date, you can get any and all the chicks you want then!! 😂🥺

Except that she is not beautiful

Yeah. Almost like he’s kicked his feet. Before. Neat.

@Mentor Tairi it’s actually not easy. That kind of control and precision is freakin insane, you have No clue how hard Van Damme had to practise, saying it’s easy shows how little you know about martial arts.

@@roveism i think he meant its not complicated but for sure not easy.

Fr

Say that to Liam Hemsworth. ;) He's got an amusing Van Damme kick story

Good LoL 😂

😂

Mr.Dux

Not-soo-kow😂😂

I'm dying!!!! 😂

Your circulation is fucked

Mine is my back

It *_reminds me_* of this video ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-C7n_Gdq8tSU.html&zass

@@folklore_of_beth is that what is actually the problem? I never saw stars, but everything would just go completely dark, and sometimes I'd feel faint, nearly about to fall back down.

@@LordPrometheous you really need an work out mate

Good rizz but I broke her nose (I’m in jail now lol)

“She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Cocaine” -J. J. Cale

Yep. He and Chuck Norris.

That's natural born talent. He's been able to do stuff like this since childhood.

@@K_masters Nop, this is hours and hours of training since his childhood. We must not forget that he did classic dance before karate. He said in an interview that classic dance helped him to develop his flexibility. This is how he later managed to do the splits.

​@DennyRock-ev7er Man's math is well off. JCVD is one in a million. Actually, he's more rare than that! Go watch some Space Ice video's!

99.9 percent

Eu vc e sua mãe não vai ter mais um pouco

He's not 100. He's like 60, maybe?

100 years??😂😂

Staying fit til his age is “exactly” what? Staying fit til his age? So tired of people just regurgitating words and phrases with no understanding or reasoning behind them. Sounds like an NBA post-game interview. It’s always dumb, fake deep wisdom too. Probably follow a lot of bro motivational content. I’m glad you’re motivated but stop with the bullshit

wait until YOU hit 50!!!😂😂😂

@@JTD472👏👏👏❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🤓🤓 thank you sir!!!, this "gen z" youtube vomited "wisdom" of well; "so and so did it", so i can too!! there so fucking retarded!! like "generic platitudes" isle 17 walmart... "fake senserity" isle 7.... "virtue signaling-extra dose" isle 5

@@lunam7249huh? Im 42. Jean here is like 60. We’re both proving me right. Stay active

Tomorrow you'll be 60 years old granpa..

Being in amazing shape was also the first thing that entered my mind when I saw this. But not him.

Most guys half his age can't get their socks on without falling over

@@joebuck4496 Its all about that bandonkadonk

U don't hope, u train 😜

Now maybe acting school?

@@roberthein2156 no drugs anymore

@@jimcameron1234 cocaine is a hell ofah drug xD

Speed-Precision 🔥

Yeah

And she didn’t flinch.

Idk jean Claude did kick ufc fighter cody garbrandt in the face once trying to show his skills to an actual fighter.

She would’ve gone flying! DBZ style.

I wanna see him and Steven Seagal throw down. Not because it would be a good fight but to see him kick Seagals teeth out of his mouth 🤣

No he is not 80 or 90. He is 60 something

@@saulekhassanova7552 1980s, 1990s

@@saulekhassanova7552 🙄

@@saulekhassanova7552 whats wrong with you?

ha. ha. ha.

It *_reminds me_* of this video ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-C7n_Gdq8tSU.html&awee

Haahha omg Hhaha

Double Impact 😁

Da best!

lol that reminds me, gotta buy some silk underwear

Blachk silhk uhnderweahr

now I'm curious, what kinda control are you talking about? 🙊🙈😅

Amen

This mans from the future

@@forgiveusmen 😂😂😂 get off

Hahahahahaha shhh 🤫, Pls don't gave them ideas.

Me too