Jean-Luc Picard vs. Jordan B. Peterson 

Make sure your starship is in perfect order before you criticize the universe.

The way he was cut off in the middle of saying “we’ll see who cancels who” was perfect.

I can almost hear him saying, "Up yours, woke moralist. We'll see who cancels who. Fire the photon torpedoes!"

Wow, Jordan Peterson really doesn't like the Grizzellas.

There is a lot to unpack here.

I can practically hear him say "Well that depends on what you mean by Star Trek."

I lost it when he asked “What rules…”

Up Yours woke moralists, we'll see who cancels w

Clearly Picard never had to rescue his father from the dragon. He could learn a thing or two from the people of the lobster planet

I almost thought when Picard did the gesture it would jump cut to the Enterprise blowing up another ship.

"We'll see who cancels w" Worf cancels him.

First contact where Jordan rise his hands is so funny

I love how Worf cuts him off. Perfect.

The Federation are woke moralists, which makes this even funnier. JP would make a rubbish antagonist though.

Now have Peterson contact Sisko, with it concluding with Sisko shouting "MAJOR, SHUT THAT THING OFF!"

Good call, Captain! At least he didn't keep talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interupt.

Damn, JP's on command & conquer, and now he's on star trek? Hail Lobster!

Ever since I first encountered the term "petersonian" in real life I knew this man had unlimited meme potential

I love JP taking one for the meme community

Truly one of the only back and forths that work well.

I've seen that episode countless times so i saw the cut off coming, still made me laugh tho. It's too perfect.

Love Picard love JP. That was hilarious.

Riker's laughing like, "You handled that well." 🤣

By far the best use of this meme I’ve seen. This shit had me cracking up hard

At this rate, I'm looking forward to some 40K

I laughed, and liked this video, before watching, as I knew exactly how it would play out. I was not disappointed.

this is solid gold - the editing is impeccably timed

In the first Mass Effect you can hang up on the council with a Renegade QTE. Would love to see a Commander Shepard vs JP....

Well edited. Best one of these memes yet.

Riker's sideways smile at the end says it all

I'm not much of a Star Trek guy myself, but honestly any Starship crew happens to be the perfect opponents to go against Jordan Peterson

Jordan: we’ll me saying up yours is relative, I never said up yours. I will not be beholden to my own actions. Insert word salad. Also clean your room 😂

Post-Kahless neo-Klingonism.

This is my favorite JBP meme, brief, precise, hilarious.

To boldly go beyond order

Warf: sir photon torpedoes are locked on and ready Picard: make it so.

JP would get recked by Jean Luc 😌

"you enjoyed that?" *you're damn right*

This is one of my new all time favorite memes

perfect.

JP is like a cartoon villain who accidentally stumbled into real life somehow

Please make more of these, it's so good.

lmao these are getting pretty good

this is just...amazing

Given how the Picard show goes, it's pretty canon

Someone call Ryan's Edits

Exactly! 👀 Precisely!

Picard is absolutely a “woke moralist” in the best way.

Star Trek has always had a knack for highlighting problems with species/societies which are guided by an almost religious form of false intellectualism.

I actually spit up some food when JP started speaking. 😂

Picard his room unclean

0:43 - I think all of us feel like Riker does right there. Well played Sir !

Its actually pretty funny since Patrick is a known "card carrier"

I love the way picard just cuts him off before he can finish. LOVE IT I SAY!!!!

Can't get enough of these videos!

this is the best one of these i've seen so far lmao

I wanna remind everyone that JBP made this video in response to refusing to delete a tweet on Twitter that violated their rules.

If there are insufferable aliens with some obtuse philosophy out there, Captain Picard will find them, and speechify them into submission.

"Up yours Federation."

A high-frequency transmission

Peterson would make a perfect Star Trek villain as the polar opposite of everything Starfleet represents

You’re literally the hero we need rn

Difference is, JP isn’t calling back

Yes, Riker, I did enjoy that. 😌

To be fair, the trekkies are a bunch of jumpsuit wearing moralists who fly around the galaxy telling starving people how they shouldn't be so barbaric and that they can't help them feed themselves because of the prime directive.

Awe, and this could’ve been the epic rap battle of the century. Oh well.

Every single one of these is so funny

This vid boldly goes where no man has gone before.

Here is another fav - but Peterson's tirade being spoken by "Skeletor" ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ulO6zr9svjA.html

Does Picard even understand the importance of play and formation of voluntary associations? He should really clean his damn room.

Next, Captain Janeway and Kevin Samuels. Captain Janeway: "This is Captain Janeway. We are lost in space" Godfather KS: *"You're average at best."*

"You may be woke moralists but I gotta give you credit for cleaning your room!"

Finally, someone was able to shut that guy up...

fucking gold

Space Socialists. Peterson's worst nightmare.

TNG - without Data - Everybody dies M8!.

I dunno, with the way Picard S1 & S2 have ruined the character, this just rubs it in that Jordon Peterson is the good guy in this situation.

That woke moralist line actually fits really well given how they’ve portrayed ‘Jean-Luc’ in Picard

Lol I love Dr Peterson but it's good to see good ol Picard give it to him 😄

How does this never get old? 🤣

It's embarrassing to see him such a cringelord nowadays. This was cathartic

This comments section You: I don't want JP dead. Everyone: HAHAHA you are an edgy 12 yr old HAHAHA

Best one I've seen so far

shortly thereafter the enterprise is destroyed.

JP fan here and I find these JP memes GOLDEN 🏆🏆🏆

The funny thing about TNG is that it always seemed to embody a negation of its explicit values that the creators and fans never seemed to realize. The post-scarcity post-capitalist libertarian socialist utopia was powered by replicator technology, which is so thoroughly unexplained and ridiculously advanced compared to any contemporary technology, that it was functionally magic. Despite the attempts at technobabble to make it sound vaguely “scientific”, the unintended implication was that their ideal system essentially required magic to work. The more charitable reading is that social progress couldn’t be achieved through political reform or revolution, but simply by funding techno capitalism to its logical conclusion. Then there’s the celebration of diversity allegedly espoused, despite the fact that nearly all the conflicts are fueled by encounters with more socially “primitive” aliens, who are either savage warmongers by nature or greedy or otherwise fundamentally flawed, and simply have to be educated and “civilized” by the morally superior human-dominated Federation, a “human species burden” so to speak. And finally, bizarrely enough, despite the alleged social progress, the crew of the Enterprise, and government of the Federation at large, exists within a rigid military hierarchy in which there are explicit superiors and subordinates and clear and rigid chain of command, extremely archaic and traditional considering how far in the future from present this system has been in place, a clear negation of any social anarchism or even egalitarian ideology

I hope these never end.

I saw this episode last night 😂

I feel like Peterson would make an excellent Q

even better do that episode where drug addicts are in space and the enterprise bails them out, just with jp crying about his pathetic benzo addiction lmao

Clean the Enterprise, Jean Luc.

Mr. worf... Photon Torpedoes, full spread!

This is great. Picard is three times the man Peterson is.

Literally, never any nonsense from him.

this and the crash bandicoot one are the best ones of these

I know the joke every time, but I still laugh

So this is how he ended up in a wheel chair forming the Ex-Men.

He's spot on about the woke moralists tho

"The Intellectual Dark Web" Directed by David Carson Written by Brannon Braga

I slayed rooms and. cleaned dragons after watching this. What am I doing wrong???