After 50 You Just Stop Caring. Karen Morgan - Full Special 

Please wear your dresses :)

You go ahead and wear a pretty dress WHENEVER you want to. It'll make your morning star shine even brighter! YOU GO, GIRL!

@@evajean206 Thank you 😊 😘

You go girl! I am sorry about your husband. Don't let anyone keep you from being yourself. You earned it.

I’m 35 and I say don’t let anyone hold you back I say do wear whatever you want to as long as it makes you feel good. I spent most of my 20s nursing a broken back and I’m not letting anything stop me from doing what I feel like. I recommend the “life changing magic of not giving a f*ck” by Sarah Knight it helped me a lot with this (Warning she curses a lot) Wish you well 💜💜💜

Easier to shoplift? I'm being serious

I want to be a Ghost

Sadly, I’m 6’5” - invisibility is not an option. But I’ll be 60 this year and I’ve given up on actually shopping.. I order on the internet and pick up at customer service.

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😂😂

How about 80.

And 70!

I know already. People 65 and over are constantly in my wsy.

You wsy😂​@@jmromero6381

I'm 73 and have no f**ks left to give.

Hello how are you doing?

Yep! Well put. Getting older isn't a bad thing, its great!

I am turning 40 🎉, I am feeling this way right now. My children are grown , I’m moving to my dream state .. Florida 😅 Ready to live it up !! Throwing my cares away . I’m not waiting another year or 10 to prioritize myself 😉

@@FitPasson Agree!

That's only because yr on death's door step!

Not true.

In my case I'm still wondering why my name is always coming out of peoples lips. Even people I've never associated myself with or have seen in years. I'm a 40yr old introvert and want no part of it, lol!

Lol, true. I dont care about anybody, so hopefully nobody cares what I think.

Joe, at 20 I didn't care what people thought about me. I sure as heck don't now. Merry Christmas y'all.

LMAO I had to screen shot that comment it was hilarious!!!!!😁😁😁😁

LOL, yep, don't try this at home! lol

I'm 58 I went from invisible at forty to in your face at 50

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@@kathysahagian7478 the change will do that

@@JB-cd6gn I prefer to think of it as a power surge

Yes - weeding.. my machete is named Betty! No lie, Betty died last night. The duct tape that was holding the handle aint sticky no more. I have new one in my Amazon cart.. not sure yet if her name will be Betty. 😆😆😆😆

@@unitedheartsamerica5924 What a great idea! I've been using the pitchfork. But I do have a machete. Have fun! I'm 65 & still hanging on 😇

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ What's your point? I love the Lord and He approves of me.

Now I really, truly, understand that phrase, when the elderly say “my garden keeps me out of trouble”! 😂

Congratulations on your accomplishments. My mom also have 9 kids but 13 grandkids.

My wife is a manager at Walgreen's! LoL

@Sarah Marie you are absolutely right about women’s uterus as being a vessel for another life. There should be a class ( mandate even) for those who wants to have kids to take and pass with high marks before they can have kids. My parents have 9 kids but they are the best parents to me.

@Sarah Marie Really, what Mom other than a comedian joking, really wants a whole lot of credit for giving birth? I don't know what circle YOU run in but everyone I know is a Mom and NO one really lists that as her first thing to be proud of, so much as being proud of her kids, so it's basically a non-issue that you used as an excuse to bash women....over a comedian who meant it as a friggin joke!! Anyway, Karen, I mean Sarah to answer your comment, I dunno if you have children, but pushing a baby's head out of your va-jay deserves credit whether a Mom asks for it or not. You do realize that a woman can die from childbirth even in the USA right? A woman risks her LIFE every time she gives birth, especially in less developed countries. No one would dare bash a service member because they may have to give their life for this country, but a Mom who may have to die to give birth shouldn't dare take credit for that!! People, btw, are also so anxious to take a woman's choice about a pregnancy away from her, but they are real quick to tell her that giving birth and choosing life is also not anything to be proud of. Of course, people who are also fantastic parents should get more and separate Kudos, but that is a whole different subject. Sarah, do you tell YOUR mother how little her giving birth to you means to you? You should tell your OWN mother how you don't appreciate her sacrifices so that you can exist. Shame on you. Also, we give men all kinds of father's day/dad credit for their sperm-donorship, no matter how involved they are and they never had to risk one bit of their health or 9 months of their lives or risk dying for that honor. Let's talk about the next 18 years, because we all know the odds are that Mom gets the lion's share of THAT whole job, no matter what the fathers claim, and no matter how many Karens judge her, less than perfect, performance as a mother. If you can't be supportive of other women, then at least keep your negative opinion to yourself. I'm super tired of women bashing other women! Mothering is hard and it's really pathetic for a WOMAN to be that way toward other women when we get enough of that from men. Your not a messenger, your a karen, complaining about a comedian by bashing other women because you were literally looking for something to complain about, so you just had to lay into, WHAT, women having pride in giving birth?! Geez.

Bless your heart. Theres nothing more satistying that striking a conversation with a woman almost twice my age about her sandals. Birkenstock, fitflop, vionic. Clarks, mephisto. Staying at an expensive hotel has been a smart investment for my libido.

Agree. People need to mind their own business.

@Peter Evans It's not about "not caring about" it's getting a better understanding of when it will really be worth causing a fuss and when it is better to leave people to work through their own drama. A 'karen' in this context would be someone who has not learned how to stay out of situations yet.

@Peter Evans "..in this context" But congratulations on your definition?

Yes say goodbye to Drama and your life will just brighten amazing.

@@hawaiinrainbow ķķ

She is just speaking truth

*JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR..ITS THERE 24-HOURS A DAY.....AND ITS FREE!!!!!*

Almost? You’re fortunate!

@@jharvey9898 that was a good one! 😂😂😂

@@jharvey9898 🥶🤣🤔😵💥

With northern wit and cleverness :)

gr8 comment, all the best and yes, this yt selection was not an unconscious waste of time. Shout out to all the good Karens out there ! 💖

bitter and angry and alone, another level of dysphoria.

Well put!!

@@danielstag2834 I am sorry your life is so sour.

@@DianeKovacs I Like Sadie??

So true ,we’re made backwards , should born with some wisdom and it fade as we grow old ; could only imagine how many less mistakes would be made . Young dumb decisions ,older wiser but too late to fix dumb decisions

Naw, you jest need to settle in the recliner with your Garden and Gun magazine.

Savings lives one walk at a time

Right

I'm a man 66 years old why you worried about age????🤔

Hell ya 😂😎

...and one of them was yours. (Perfection)

"One of em was yours!" 🤣

What about now ? ))

She needs a Hulu comedy special/cuz this gal is REALLY GOOD!

Take it from a 66 yr. old...the older you get, the LESS you care or whom you offend by NOT CARING!

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@@tinydancer36 turning 42 next year reached a point in my life where it’s time to stop people walking all over me

@@Dancestar1981 Be prepared...when you start standing up for yourself, they seem to think you are losing your mind. Stay strong and forge ahead.

@@tinydancer36 oh don’t worry I be already offended some people telling me I’m pushy. Even my mother said where the hell did my daughter go when I ticked her off one day for not listening to me properly. I’ve come straight out and said I’m sick of all the bs and being taken advantage of. Some people salute you and just yell you go girl so it’s kind of interesting. Let’s just say since I started I’ve had temporary bans on multiple social media platforms which now I guess I can wear like a badge of honour. I’ve also had Aggressive men who support the Ts call me a Terf. Seriously the only feminist policies I follow are those of the suffragettes and first wave feminism not the radical post modern feminism of today.

Girls STILL ROCK after 60, and 70, and.....

True

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Having a wife that cuts people to ribbons is not something to be proud of. Frankly, I'm surprised that you are.

U are proud ur wife verbally cuts ppl to ribbons? 😳

Yes there is , instead of a midlife crisis ‘I’m getting old’ boo hooing ‘ , to me it was more of feeling of ‘ I’ve arrived to a higher plateau in life ‘, not as in believing I’m better than anyone , just more like it’s all downhill from here and I’m going to enjoy the ride , going uphill is the hard part ,,so .Wheee ! .., just keep your hands inside the ride to avoid bodily injury , lol ,,sorry I’m laughing while writing this and obviously not caring if I make a lot of sense , oh my word,,belly laughing so hard right now ( and it’s remarkable how good that feels to laugh so hard after all this doom and gloom with the pandemic ,,,near crying because of how welcoming it is to have endorphins flowing, like my body almost forgot how good laughter feels ,,, one of my first thoughts was “ I’m a half century old now and can do what I want when I want I earned it ! , and I have a LOT of ‘been there , done that ‘ in my previous years ..... Next ? < as in what’s new to do ,,, 😝, what Can I do for me today , or do nothing at all if I don’t want to. Enjoy life , we indeed earned it !

Yep.

Yes, it is true. I am a 58 year old woman who went thru my 20's, 30's & 40's dreading the 2 questions I always got: 1. Why aren't you married? 2. Why don't you have children? I always felt like there was something wrong with me or that others would think there was because I never married or had kids. I wanted to but was horrible at relationships! When I hit 50, I felt suddenly free. People stopped asking me if I was married, and didn't ask me about children. I realized it was okay to be single And not have to feel embarrassed about it. Turning 50 was wonderful!

It's my best decade yet!

Amen

Most people will feel dead when they are 80; I'm sure I will be dead when I am 80...

@@SirReptitious Well what a depressing turn that was😂

Im 71 and I dont care! It is freeing

@@SirReptitious , by 80, if im...im either dead or grumpy.

After reaching senior hood.....a threat of “life in prison” no longer frightens us....so we really have nothing to lose.

I’m SO Happy for you👏🏼 🙏🌍✌️

@Chris Tombs I’m living off the Social Security that I’ve paid on every job I held since I was 16!

@@jenyj89 I am 17nyears old It's really hard to find some older women on RU-vid Is there any advice you would wanna give me?

I am also 60 and my husband died two years ago with cancer. I sure do miss him also he was a pharmacist. I have a thirty year old son. I wish you the best from Mississippi

@@beckyhoffman9423 thank you. Funny, my son will be 32 next month. Parallels!! I’m sorry for your loss. Losing your love and friend is so awful. Good luck from SC.

hehe...

I'm just 70 and have promised myself at age 80 I will buy myself a bull horn and start yelling at drivers while I'm walking to and fro. Can't wait!

I'm looking forward to yelling inappropriate things at Thanksgiving dinner. Or anywhere important. Lol. But I'm not waiting til 70. I'm planning early onset obnoxious behavior. 😂

I know what you mean. I have been practicing and I love it😂😂😂

@@k.s.k.7721 Why wait?

My mom said that at 40! She still ended up helping everyone, lol. She 70 and still helping care for great grandkids.

I'm 75 now and wish I had said that at 60. Good for you!

Brilliant.

Wise words

I love this. I raised 5 kids, all grown now and my husband traded me in for a younger model. Im free for the first time in my life. Your mantra is now mine!! Hugs

If your from the south in general

That's bless her pea pickin' heart

I usually fall back on "Well there ya go". Fits everything.

It’s kinda loaded. 😹

@@TheRealJBMcMunn I also say “Yet here we are”

Hello how are you doing?

I wonder if she's related to Leanne Morgan? She's a great comedian also, so fun funny!!😀😀😀

I thought she is an only one woman standup comedian I liked!

I completely agree! Hilarious!

You people need to get out more. Good lord!

@@Herbie11 God, I'm so glad you said that. Thank you! I actually find this woman annoying. Edit: I was being nosey and see you subscribe to Bobby Parrish...me too!! I knew I liked you, lol. Sorry for the nosiness though!😂

And what I said was, I finally have a clean house

Sounds pretty wise to me.

“Oh honey, you’re about to care even less.” - I’m speaking for her.

Right there with you

I just avoid everyone except who I choose.

Well done.

Good luck and best wishes to you in your fight!

Yes, she is.

Hope you are having a better day today!

The two old guys are Statler and Hilton...heyy those are hotels🤣

It was 12 midnight when I gave that answer🤣🤣. At 65 hey, I made a mistake...woop dee dooo🤣🤣🤣

@Wes Peeble 👍🏾

Statler and Waldorf!

Have you seen the SNL with the two old guys from the muppets????

Hello there

Hello how are you doing?

You’re 56

I'm 60. I'm already there. SO OVER IT.

In your 90's you forgot, you cared in the first place.

@@jekku4688 me too....65 here. 👁👁

That is the major insecurity for men too believe it or not, at 51 I am happily not giving a fig. It is a time in life where we have (some) maturity and enough energy to enjoy it. I walk down the street and I will say hello to everyone, and don't care whether they think I'm a loon or not :)

Same with men, but we're not allowed to talk about it. I'm 59 now, and I'm long over it.

"Just want to revel in my awesomness". Sounds more like narcissism than maturity.

We are saving lives LoL the same reason I smoke

@@worthlessdollar1 Wrong we spend our whole adult early life trying to please everybody and finally after 50 you realize you just have to be happy with yourself. She is awesome.

Good for you! Would give ANYTHING if I had quit caring at 31!! You keep it up girl!!

She didn't say "liberating". That's just what you wanted to hear. She said "freeing".

I'm 32 and I really don't care about it.

At 36, & again at 43.

I have no children, but I supersize with her about what qualifies as a comfortable bike seat! 👍

*lady. Thank (to fix your run-on sentence) *its (possessive) it's = contraction of "it is/has"

@@alvallac2171At 80 years young, I don't really care anymore. I really don't care about a lot of things since the stroke I had 4 months ago and must do everything one handed, You had no knowledge of that fact about me, yet you chose to show your superiority by correcting my message. It must be difficult for you to find time to police everyone's messages and correct them. Karen's show was the first time I've belly laughed and enjoyed myself in these past months. Thank you for taking some of that joy away. I truly hope your 2021 is better than the 2020 you are obviously having to endure.

@@caroldelong8386 Amen 😊

@@matthewschmoyer8552 😊

@@alvallac2171 really? You’re correcting grammar? Get over YOURSELF

It can't be your real last name...

@@wolfysays6311 oh trust me, it is. I married into it. Strangely enough, my husband’s best friend’s last name is Love.

Hahaha. “I think abt shooting people in the head but I walk instead. “ She’s not angry !

I don’t know about no vulgarity

F that

my wife comes back from her "walking group" and tells me that she didn't complain at all... should I remain happily oblivious or start planning my own demise?🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely refreshing! Love this gal's truth & humor! These days younger women from their teen through their 30's are swearing & we're sick of hearing them drop the F-bomb in regular sentences; sleazy!

Try raw A2 milk :)

🌰 🧃

You can keep it in your Smeg fridge.

Nut’s juice hahaha

I didn't know you could milk trees. Maybe you can drink 1 % milk.

Yes!!!!!!! Very natural in presentation!!!!! 😊

World class act!! 👍

@@thomasfholland she's great

Excellent compliment. ⭐

If it had vulgarity it would be better.

It would be infinitely better and more relatable if she used vulgar language, because vulgarity is FUN....

Yeah, she didn't use the "Vagina" word even once.

Nut juice is on the line lol. Innocent but.... Not!

@@pkendlers nut juice IS accurate.

and zero makeup, garden shoes all dirty, don't care

😂😂🤭

😂🤣😂

I throw a cap on my mop...who needs a hair cut once a month? 8 months apart is FINE!

I don't think she's saying you stop caring about your LOOKS ...

And saving lives while doing it. Women multitasking as usual.

@@elenalatici9568 Multitasking? Nah they're just very convincing LOL 🤣

@@SpectreOZ Husb of 30 yrs admits women multi task far better then most men. He says this every time he asks me to do something. 😉😂

@@jmc8076 That's a thinly veiled excuse to get you to do the task instead 🤣

It's called talent. Rare these days unfortunately.

She did say "nut juice".

You're right. She doesn't have to roll in the fifth that many other women do trying to like a man.

@@andrewrobinson2565 and is “nut juice” a curse word? Hmmm, NOPE!

@@elizabethboyer9390 But it IS ribald.... (A word that's probably in Webster's). Context is everything... She said "nut juice" 3 times. 🤔 She's EXTREMELY funny. Hello from the south (of France) 🇫🇷.

So true. I always wondered why comedians thought they needed to use profanity to drive the point home.

@@imperfectpairing2000, Re-think about it....

@@imperfectpairing2000simple, because they can't come up with anything that's actually funny

TO WANDA! 😂

Oh my stars! I'm 68 and that's EXACTLY what I was thinking!! LOL

@ peggy bachelor dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am there at 56!!!

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I noticed that too. After a certain age, women become invisible.

@@lynnebucher6537 it's around 50 for me that I to became invisible. 😭 No more looks from men whatsoever

I’m 68 and sometimes,when I’m driving with my sunglasses on,and,slightly tinted windows, a man will do that double take,then,look embarrassed when he gets a closer look…..like he didn’t realize how old I was when he flashed that “look”….it’s kinda funny..

Men learn they are invisible even earlier.

I’m 45 and I feel the same way.

Hello beautiful

Yes!! Good for you! It IS fun, isn't it! Worth the wait!

🤣 I want to be you when I grow up (I’m 56)

That’s so funny! You have a wonderful sense of humour😂😂 love from the uk💚

Screaming with laughter Carolyn! Your wicked humor makes you GORGEOUS (in my humble opinion)!

Hello Dear How are you doing today?

🙋‍♀️ Me too.....

True for me too

Feeling it

Trust me you if you're only 27 you have no idea how this woman feels. You only think you do.

@@lincolnlane6763 LOL exactly.

Welcome to Dry Bar Comedy! Well, you did say salty. There may be some saltinesss elsewhere. . .

That is why I love Dry Bar Comendy!

Huzzah! 😂😎🤔

That is talent.

No it isnt. Its not a superior talent to stand up that utilizes cussing and profanity. Stand up is stand up. In most cases, its not any more special. Observations tend to be skin level but i guess that's more on the person than the act. But in any case, dry comedy isn't a tier above profane comedy.

😄😂 We Sure Allllllll Under Stand the taking three boys😁 for the one! GIRL! 😳👏👏👏👍🏾👍🏾🤣

@Steve, it’s one thing if you were already married and have stayed as such. If you’re 50 and divorced or single, fuhgeddaboudit.

Trade your 1 daughter???

@@firesign4297 same here, 3 boys 1 girl. She was harder than the 3 boys put together

I am 63 - only daughter with three brothers. ‘I was more work than all three of my brothers put together.’ That’s exactly what my dad always said! I know I put him through the ringer. And it was me who was with him when he passed away this year, joining my mom who I cared for in her final days last year. Not bragging - just so grateful I could be with them. Families- in all our messy glory. Amen!