Jeff Goldblum Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets

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"The word daddy is for Jeff Goldblum and him alone."
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@Sschmeckles 5 лет назад

“Sexy and expensive?” *laughs expensively*

@floranceagi6821 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@Maria-bj1yl 4 года назад

This comment is so underrated.

@IrishGuysScarf 4 года назад

@@Maria-bj1yl How can a comment be underrated?

@user-ix4nq9yz8k 4 года назад

Odion Igahlo is absolutely awful, but Yes.

@lubio6284 4 года назад

@@IrishGuysScarf Maybe they are talking about the numbers of likes

@broadwaymelody33 5 лет назад

I feel like you could drop him into a group of Gen Zs and he’d have no problem communicating with them. He just accepts whatever’s going on.

@themediocremaster2388 4 года назад

I mean....there’s a reason we all thirst for him 😂

@marvelchild7 4 года назад

@@capncheeks I laughed so hard at this comment I nearly peed in my bath 💀🤣🤣

@tarapaudyal2459 4 года назад

i think it would work vice versa as well, you put jeff goldblum into a group of gen zs and they just accept anything he says

@MeganChynthiaDewi 4 года назад

I can imagine that 🤣🤣

@TheCorrodedMan 4 года назад

broadwaymelody33 “Well, I’m here now”

@alexusellis2444 4 года назад

0:43 “that man exudes sexy and expensive” jeff: laughs sexily and expensively

@dharam149 3 года назад

*Re arrange my guts *

@HaifaaAmni 2 года назад

Me at 0:50 - 0:55 = YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW

@collectrawr 2 года назад

yesss

@emilyd8884 2 года назад

He really does

@lulumoon6942 Месяц назад

Truth

@loveforfarmiga3147 4 года назад

He looks like the kind of sugar daddy who actually cares about you and then you fall in love with him and y’all live happily every after

@gabybatubara 3 года назад

shiiiiiittt i'm trying to sleep here sis enough with the imagination

@Misinthecity 3 года назад

The accuracy sisssss

@loveforfarmiga3147 3 года назад

Unbelievably Gorgeous yassss exactly

@ophelia1391 3 года назад

more likely I will fall in love with him but he's just another sugar daddy that looking a new sugar baby to replace me

@Cptn.JackWandil 3 года назад

We can all dream

@Aprilamidala 5 лет назад

I would let Jeff Goldblum [pay] my [bills]

@MK-pj8wr 5 лет назад

Hot

@tatiana6516 5 лет назад

I would let Jeff Goldblum [water] my [plants]

@royaledehomme87 4 года назад

Best comment ever!!!!!!!

@frogluvrfr 4 года назад

💀💀💀

@maureen_momo 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@allisontruttling4288 4 года назад

Jeff: *wears glasses all the time* Also Jeff: *takes glasses off to read*

@michaelreilly3513 4 года назад

Short sighted, Means he needs glasses for long distance but not for reading up close.

@LevCallahan 4 года назад

@@michaelreilly3513 That's actually far-sighted. But points for knowing why he needs glasses. 👍

@michaelreilly3513 4 года назад

@@LevCallahan In my country it is called long sighted when you CAN see far away and short sighted when you CAN see up close. NOT far sighted. But the word far and long in this context mean the same thing. I am in no need of your points, I do think though you need to do your research.

@LevCallahan 4 года назад

@@michaelreilly3513 In America, where Jeff Goldblum lives, it's called "far-sighted". I wasn't attempting to be smart-assed with my comment when I said "points". I was legitimately pointing out where you were right and saying you were right. No ill intended.

@michaelreilly3513 4 года назад

@@LevCallahan Damn it, but I wanted to argue!!!! :D

@TheRubinator13 4 года назад

Its funny how people keep saying how hot he was in JP but i feel he's actually far more handsome now that hes older 😂 hes got a silver fox type of thing goin on

@oliviadraus-barrett5895 4 года назад

Damn right he does

@forgetfulstranger 4 года назад

damn right

@oliviadraus-barrett5895 4 года назад

Sounds like we're at church with all this praise 🤘🏻

@oliviadraus-barrett5895 4 года назад

😂

@DarthFurie 4 года назад

Seriously I dont normally care for older men but he truly aged like a fine wine

@smileandwaveboys 3 года назад

the way his voice goes so quiet when reading the sexual parts of the tweets

@tojoinbobdylan 3 года назад

Omg that was so cuteeee, one of my fav parts of this vid

@masterofthetear8138 6 лет назад

Jeff Goldblum learning the meaning of "don't @ me" is my favorite thing

@allydouillette4661 6 лет назад

And the trademark thing hahaha

@silverblue73 6 лет назад

"hey, don't @ me" XD

@hecatia 6 лет назад

I love how he immediately understood

@thereeper7744 5 лет назад

Ikr so funny he's awesome p.

@laurenreese3936 5 лет назад

masterofthetear and he had to throw on his glasses just to see and comprehend

@BijinMCMXC 5 лет назад

He’s so British but without the accent, if that makes sense lol

@maggieromero7445 5 лет назад

It really does

@BijinMCMXC 5 лет назад

Withered Roses No he doesn’t wth are you talking about

@BijinMCMXC 5 лет назад

Withered Roses Sweetie... no it doesn’t.

@mikayladanielle 5 лет назад

💯💯😂

@cherisedavidson5933 5 лет назад

It makes perfect sense lol

@dananabread6632 4 года назад

"Mal? Come back to us Mal... She's back!" When I tell you I CACKLED

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

Same!!!

@catherinemurdock9202 3 года назад

I feel like you could drop him into a group of Gen Zs and he’d have no problem communicating with them. He just accepts whatever’s going on.

@sarahs.9678 2 года назад

Amazing. Hahahaha

@MalloryNewcomb Год назад

As someone named Mallory I was on the edge of my seat for this part

@truthspiritchoice 4 года назад

😏 He’s acting like he didn’t know he was hot. I’ve had crush on him since I was a child.

@DaarkDestiny 4 года назад

Yes!!!!!! 😂😂🙏

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

Yeeeeees

@SometimesAbel 4 года назад

Rainbow Roberts #Facts 😆

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

@@SometimesAbel 🤣🤣🤣

@albamartinez4987 4 года назад

Earth Girls are Easy and The Fly are when I thought mmmm?! The guy exudes a special something. It's not even that he's that good looking in the traditional sense.

@kpopkarebear 5 лет назад

I giggled like a school girl every time he smiled or laughed. STOP IT JEFF. THIS ISNT WHO I AM!

@udontknowme6731 5 лет назад

xxibkaren ACCEPT WHO YOU TRULY AREEEEE

@Michael_______ 4 года назад

Lmao

@KC-kh2qn 4 года назад

I'm so fucking dead

@spicymayo623 4 года назад

Omg me too! I kept blushing as if he was smiling at me. 🙈 What's wrong with me

@no_peace 4 года назад

I mean golly

@fatmaben163 6 лет назад

"murder of course being..." *flails arms around*

@gingerfeliciano9531 6 лет назад

fatma ben exactly

@shadowsinmymind9 6 лет назад

lok

@XSideSaladSpikeX 6 лет назад

fatma ben same. This is exactly how I explain things... I dosnt work well sometimes

@mackinleybroussard3422 6 лет назад

Best

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@billhaderreal Год назад

he’s literally 70 yrs old and yet he still finer then all the boys at my school

@MalloryNewcomb Год назад

He’s 70?! I would have said solid 55

@Schabo1234 8 месяцев назад

70...Crazy !!!!!

@themaggattack 3 года назад

He's fun. He plays along with their fantasies of him a little bit. He's so coy. He's digging it.

@Angie_Onaleta 6 лет назад

This went exactly the way I pictured it. Jeff is adorable.

@cinebunnie 6 лет назад

Ange N.O. yes yes yup

@KimBlaQue 6 лет назад

Yes he is

@ariadnebene8413 6 лет назад

Girl, me too! I've only watched three of these (this one included; the other two were of Mark Ruffalo and Nick Jonas) and this is hands down the best one out of all three!

@soylentcompany5235 6 лет назад

My name jeff

@shineon4863 5 лет назад

Ange N.O. Hey! He's mine!! Back off. J.k. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@KaregoAt 5 лет назад

He is so distinguished. I feel like if I ever saw him in real life I would spontaneously combust.

@donnawebster4310 4 года назад

I did and had the same reaction. I could help myself and just walked right up to him. He was so nice.

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

I would to!

@jaydynnelson8406 3 года назад

@@donnawebster4310 oh my gosh cool!!!

@kimsacat1180 3 года назад

*spontaneously cumbust* I'll see myself out

@jaydynnelson8406 3 года назад

@@kimsacat1180 BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gosh this comment needs more likes!!

@RitsychServare 4 года назад

His voice is so soothing I'd let him read me the entire periodic table of elements before I go to bed.

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@vianneyflores3584 4 года назад

He needs to do an ASMR video😂

@SherlockHom3boy 4 года назад

VNA ASMR PERFECT!

@sapphietee9899 4 года назад

well good news for you.... he has!

@Serai3 3 года назад

@@sapphietee9899 link?

@sapphietee9899 3 года назад

@@Serai3 here ya go ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3L_JXmdVGcA.html

@Hydro0978 3 года назад

@@sapphietee9899 i didnt know it existed!! thank you🥰🥰

@westworlds 6 лет назад

That awkward moment when you're not sure if your blushing from second hand embarrassment over how thirsty these tweets are, or blushing because you agree with every tweet stated.

@ZandriaWinn 6 лет назад

Ha!

@MsCunningLinguistic 6 лет назад

Por que no los dos XD

@MilfLvr420 6 лет назад

olivia martinez ME RIGHT NOW 😂

@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 лет назад

I was ready to hate these thirst tweets, but I ended up just nodding my head. 😂😱

@IonIsFalling7217 5 лет назад

Or because you're in the middle of agreeing with every statement when someone walks in on you /facepalm

@niamhdoyle928 6 лет назад

This guy is 65, and someone wants him to sit on them... I'm dying

@domingadoflaminga3961 6 лет назад

Old men also want to have sex!

@Jo-chilin 6 лет назад

He’s hot! A hug is fine enough for me cuz he’s married but my oh my

@diol9313 6 лет назад

65 and still hot don’t @ me

@106andie 6 лет назад

He’s 65!?

@Itsher-jh7xx 6 лет назад

I cannot believe he is 65. Oh dear.

@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 4 года назад

"you kill me baby, you kill me baby" wow lmao 20 seconds in and it's already gold. as expected.

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

Exactly!

@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 2 года назад

@Ramtin Kolahchi ba-dum-tss!

@SweetNightmares_ 4 года назад

He's like the cursive writing of a very important business man and I'm *Living* for it

@saras4655 2 месяца назад

this is really beautiful. :)

@AimeeJLDB 6 лет назад

“Why is bothered trademarked?” 😩😂

@roxydzey 6 лет назад

but srsly why i dont get it

@tinyurlCVHTELEGRAPH 6 лет назад

"Hot & Bothered" has been trademarked by...someone...XD

@queenthoria7483 6 лет назад

RoxyDzey idk how to explain it. It's like a saying that's commonly used. Like "he's a Good Boy™️" or "What is The Truth™️"

@MsCunningLinguistic 6 лет назад

It's to invoke the meme. Hot & Bothered is a meme on the interwebs. ;)

@evy8582 6 лет назад

You people did not help at all^😂

@stephm8932 6 лет назад

Jeff is a sexy silver fox

@delalmiah376 5 лет назад

Honey , you sure you're alright? 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

@alvariemystic7813 5 лет назад

True

@FranciscoGomez-db7cb 5 лет назад

So,¿he's an furry?

@pixyrosejes7133 5 лет назад

Agreed

@carlathedestructor2454 5 лет назад

He sure is!

@iamnotkyoote Год назад

I swear this man purrs like a cat half the time and I love that

@waywardgoddess1153 4 года назад

Jeff Goldblum is so sweet, even his thirst tweets are polite lol

@EmeraldKelsi 6 лет назад

"mal, come back to us, mal. she's back!" i'm wHEEZING 😂

@greymushroom1 6 лет назад

i was dying XD

@calliemrr4355 6 лет назад

MY NAME IS MAL AND I FREAKED OUT

@angelistringfellow 6 лет назад

omg!! crying and wheezing 😂

@strangewayfaringstranger 6 лет назад

*wheeze*

@NeaEmrys 6 лет назад

I love how reenacts the scenarios 😂

@levi_octavian 5 лет назад

Can't we all appreciate how well this man has aged. He still looks as great as ever.

@cosmiccatgirl8310 3 года назад

Like fine vine, he just got better with age

@brendaherrera5424 3 года назад

I loved the way he looked in Earth Girls are Easy...baby has a sexy body!🤤🥴🥰 Jeff is 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!!😁

@marlenesheffield8777 4 года назад

I would definitely let Jeff Goldblum be my sugar daddy. I love his eccentricity, fashion sense, voice, talent and wit. He looks as if he smells like expensive Italian cologne and fine cigars -- if that makes any sense.😵😉😁

@TheWonderGirl23 4 года назад

Girl, he’s my Zaddy of choice too

@AfroSamurai215 2 года назад

Gold digger.

@sophisticatedserpent2434 4 года назад

Jeff loves it when fans call him daddy He’s opening up Pandora’s box and he ain’t afraid of the contents

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

YES!!!!

@aSliceOfChoccyMilk 5 лет назад

I want Jeff Goldblum to read me a bed time story

@kirchitup 5 лет назад

Found this while searching for that exact thing.

@lafierechienne6921 4 года назад

I want to be his bed time story 😍

@emanuelladiasteixeira5162 4 года назад

Every single day forever and always...

@pathetic_kitten2061 4 года назад

Ew,maybe not!

@wibbasquibba6757 4 года назад

Same

@Gwallgofrwydd 6 лет назад

Jeff Goldblum is like that one bohemian art teacher that you both admire, want to hang out with and also fancy a bit.

@mallorycarll6280 6 лет назад

ratprince -- Pretty much. I had a college theater professor that had a very similar personality to Jeff. He was also older (I think he was 62 or 63) when I knew him, he had this incredible baritone voice, and looking back he was a bit of a flirt (it was innocent). I had a crush on him. I think my teacher knew too, but nothing weird ever happened between the two of us. It was just mutual respect and admiration for each other.

@MsCunningLinguistic 6 лет назад

Yes! You want to watch him paint, have a conversation about art history with him, AND have him teach you kama sutra all at the same time.

@sixelakeller5377 5 лет назад

I can tell you're quite British.

@MsCunningLinguistic 5 лет назад

sixela keller I bet they're quite chuffed that you noticed!

@imwithpluto 3 года назад

Now HERE'S a guy who can handle his thirst tweets.

@donnawebster4310 4 года назад

Omg. I was at Burbank airport last month and There he was. I went up and gushed like a teenager letting him know what a fan I was. He was so sweet and showed sincere appreciation...he was dressed in a suit swinging his spectacles. I couldn't help myself.

@ageorge5362 4 года назад

😱💗

@c.b.9422 5 лет назад

“Any affection I come to exchange has never been for recompense. I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that.” ***Turns off the light, lights a candle*** Tell me more Jeff...

@calisongbird 5 лет назад

K' Reid 😂😂 Seriously that was the most Jeff Goldblum utterance in the history of Jeff Goldblum utterances.

@karolj.6775 5 лет назад

Indeed

@samanthaprest2296 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@ttabata 5 лет назад

😂😂😂 man it's almost 2am and I'm laughing on this like there is no tomorrow

@Chocolatebearboohkie 5 лет назад

LMMFAO!!!!

@AngelaDominiqueRicamora 5 лет назад

robert downey jr. should read thirst tweets. who agrees with me?🙋‍♀️

@whoputyouonthisplanet9712 5 лет назад

YES

@josephstalin8337 5 лет назад

Gordon ramsay

@RR-mh5gj 5 лет назад

Johnny depp

@sydnismith4155 4 года назад

I wanted to like this comment but it had 69 likes and I didn’t want to ruin it

@bellevrkm 4 года назад

@Cenabull 4 года назад

Jeff Goldblum has the highest self-esteem ever because of these tweets. He’s becoming to powerful stop thirsting for him.

@iamwindchakra 4 года назад

Zaddy indeed. He does exude sexy and expensive.

@lisaellis9749 4 года назад

Girl! You had me dying! I ',almost felled down stairs!,Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

@@lisaellis9749 same!😂😂

@robynobrien3519 6 лет назад

Jeff Goldblum is some kind of ethereal godlike being

@HABO2210 6 лет назад

Well, he is Grandmaster

@jasminehouston-burns1691 6 лет назад

This is true

@SuperEnthused 6 лет назад

It's true, tho. It's true.

@kevinfromsales6842 6 лет назад

Mario Habijanec perfect casting.

@alleetaylor2687 6 лет назад

Jeff GoldCHRIST

@addangel 6 лет назад

my cheeks hurt from smiling so hard

@Cody-ox2uu 6 лет назад

Just wait till your other cheeks hurt from being split open by daddy goldblum.

@addangel 6 лет назад

Cody Pearson 😳

@thedahaka4544 6 лет назад

I can make your other 2 cheeks smile :)

@redscoreblue 6 лет назад

EXACTLY

@syrus1233 6 лет назад

Ada well tbh you don’t look like you smile a lot

@cherrydarling1329 4 года назад

I know this is an old video now but I still come back to watch it. A lot. It does things to me.

@nickdesert7304 4 года назад

*WE ALL KNOW HE LIKES IT*

@fabricator 6 лет назад

He's what every man should be

@miraclepope8657 5 лет назад

Fabrice D* him Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch

@napoleonremington3609 5 лет назад

Miracle Pope _EXCUSE ME I NEED A HEMSWORTH AND A HOLLAND_

@miraclepope8657 5 лет назад

Wisp AJ them too lol

@charlieedwards2262 5 лет назад

True

@seedlesswatermelon417 5 лет назад

Great, now im imagining everyone i know but with the face of Jeff Goldblum.

@miraclepope8657 5 лет назад

"that was the most fun I ever had in my life. golly" im dead! XD

@miraclepope8657 5 лет назад

GoldXrose yeah. lol

@miraclepope8657 5 лет назад

Gold Rose lmao! XD

@MacaSkys 5 лет назад

GoUle

@crystal.matter 4 года назад

I love that he acted out many of the fantasies lol

@meganfetterly1544 3 года назад

This video cured my depression, cleared my skin, and vaccinated me against corona virus

@JamesBrown-wy7xs 2 года назад

That's, as they say, uh, well, uh, the "power of the blum", uh, baby.

@Natalie-101 5 лет назад

THAT MAN JUST REALLY HEARD ALL THAT AND SAID "GOLLY" Dammit I love him😂

@miridove 4 года назад

He's a daddy and he damn well knows it.

@Celebrityplusonedoc 3 года назад

He also loves to say “Hickledy pickledy “

@jaydynnelson8406 3 года назад

@@Celebrityplusonedoc oh yeah! He does!!!!

@user-mp1ke2hh5o 5 лет назад

"mal... come back to us mal......" "she's back!!!!"

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

I died!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Although his voice could probably wake me up from a coma, too......

@joesquinn9517 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

@anyathornqvist4602 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@jaydynnelson8406 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@jaydynnelson8406 3 года назад

@@TheOne-bv8wi omfg same!!!

@jeffgoldblunt 4 года назад

0:45 "i exude sexy and expensive what the heck does that mean" says the guy wearing 5 rings and a watch and Is Jeff goldblum.

@neilcarman4002 2 года назад

this man makes me smile ear to ear when he speaks. a national treasure

@darcie_hingula 6 лет назад

“Mal? Come back to us Mal. Ma- *SHE’S BACK* “ This is the best thing I have ever seen

@lunapieters3257 5 лет назад

I know right? 😂I laughed so hard at that part 😂😂

@elexiacozy4413 5 лет назад

Darcie A. Hingula i cant stop laughing rn

@urfairyaltmother8427 3 года назад

@@lunapieters3257 same!!

@CarlyMcGowen 6 лет назад

"Bothered is trademarked" BAahahahahahHA!

@calvinzerliegarcia1152 5 лет назад

What does that mean

@HerbalTea333 5 лет назад

No, hot and bothered means horny. I think he was just laughing about the little TM.

@eliandrews1866 5 лет назад

But who did they put a trademark ???!

@user-ck9lm6xi1o 5 лет назад

Eli Andrews It’s just a funny way of emphasizing something. Like, “A stranger just called me handsome, I’m feeling cute™️ today”.

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

Came across the comment as the clip showed up LOL ironic!!

@shw77 3 года назад

jeff goldblum could literally talk about anything and still make it interesting

@patanella2788 4 года назад

0:49 that is such a sophisticated way to say you’ve never paid/been paid to get blown

@olivia.martin 6 лет назад

The fact that he’s a legendary meme makes him all the more attractive

@Ambar1126 5 лет назад

Olivia Martin yeah

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

True

@Rachy2049 6 лет назад

Jeff Goldblum could hit me with his car and I would thank him

@willow2893 6 лет назад

i feel this way about a lot of people and i'm glad you put it into words

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 6 лет назад

+Willow: So you're a big fan of David Cronenberg's "Crash", I take it?

@deus-solanumtuberosum9526 6 лет назад

Lima Bean I too wanna die

@calisongbird 5 лет назад

Lima Bean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg, now THAT was funny!!! I actually laughed out loud.

@ValerieEdwards37 4 года назад

Everyone always talks about him in Jurassic Park but excuse me have you seen him in The Fly??

@hugzpls 4 года назад

Yes and I wish I hadnt 😂

@chilady007 4 года назад

Or Earth Girls are Easy?🥰

@SiGhast 4 года назад

Brundlefly!

@enloiutr6100 4 года назад

Or in Nine Months😍

@pvt.rickert4002 4 года назад

I remember him in fly them sex scenes lol but suddenly monster and him vomiting in food just kills it. Lol

2 года назад

2:19 the GIGGLES in the studio bro I would kill to be in there

@Miguroki 6 лет назад

I would let Jeff Goldblum have my Pokémon card collection

@barrybbenson9968 5 лет назад

Legend

@fatoumatakeita2901 5 лет назад

Woah I think you crossed the line

@hallucinangel 5 лет назад

That's hot lol

@agebukahsay9772 5 лет назад

There was a line. You crossed it

@sally1319 5 лет назад

thats wholesome

@claire3256 5 лет назад

6'4?!!! i'm just a hole, sir...

@valeria5041 5 лет назад

Claire Gwena 😭

@dayshawna 5 лет назад

IM DYING

@jojojo89517 5 лет назад

EW jesus gross HAHAH

@artmeatj6620 5 лет назад

Jesus Christ lol

@clockedyourtea3010 5 лет назад

lmaooo 😂

@the_crow_on_the_corner 4 года назад

I need more of these thirst tweets omg. He's just so damn fiiiiiiiine and the way he like acted some of them out damn

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

He is fine as wine in the summer time. Lol

@elrose3223 4 года назад

OKAY BUT HIM SAYING "GOLLY" AT THE END. IT OWNS MY WHOLE HEART.

@sages999 6 лет назад

all a sudden my daddy issues got more severe. HE IS DADDY AF. JFC 😍😍

@Roberta_Trevino 6 лет назад

JFC stands for Jeff Fried Chicken.

@danie641 6 лет назад

sage s hahaaa!!

@mrpigeon589 6 лет назад

What the heck

@SiefausOsna 6 лет назад

daddy issue people are weird

@liquidphilosopher1816 6 лет назад

what do you exactly mean by daddy issue?

@annarosegray9818 6 лет назад

[Pteradacted]

@jocelynvarner9040 6 лет назад

Anna Rose YOU NEED MORE APPRECIATION

@mellennia9 6 лет назад

Anna Rose [Tyrannodacted].

@proclivities460 6 лет назад

My fav new word!

@Neen88 6 лет назад

bravo

@leilei49-51 5 лет назад

I see what you did there...😏😏😏

@slideshowgurl 3 года назад

He seems like he is a magnificent lover 😂

@giulianacesca4711 4 года назад

"that man exudes sexy and expensive" him: *laughs sexyly and expensively* also him: sexy and expensive? what the hell does that mean? really jeff? really?

@yourstrulyaxl 6 лет назад

This man is so fucking adorable I can't.

@Mila-Nova 6 лет назад

Adriana Rodrigues just adorable? Lol he is fine af😂😂

@lilybrass9yearsago264 5 лет назад

the way he says the word bottle, honestly gets me hot n bothered™️

@eliandrews1866 5 лет назад

Why the trademark ?

@eliandrews1866 5 лет назад

Seriously.

@itsjustbre.5677 5 лет назад

Lily Brass • 9 years ago that trademark makes me laugh

@atbailey7227 5 лет назад

bahDUL

@nonbinsin5648 4 года назад

Bohttle

@maree8708 3 года назад

"Mal...came back to us, Mal...Ma...she's back!" LOLOLOLOL

@borgCube100 9 месяцев назад

Daddy Jeff looks so thankful that people have tweeted him. He screams "I'm a great guy".

@frognipp9015 4 года назад

That’s the richest laugh i’ve ever heard 0:43

@ioanabogdan1266 3 года назад

There is a video with jim carry making fun of rich people's laughter. Jeff bezos has a rich af laughter

@kr6productions 3 года назад

it truly is

@infinityplusone-1 2 года назад

That's a jeff Bezos laugh

@erika8349 6 лет назад

This man aged so well, and he still gets us ladies all flustered xD

@onelusciouslad7841 5 лет назад

And Men 😉

@erinlee7657 5 лет назад

Erika M even the lesbians 😛

@Rai_S82 3 года назад

"Ok, I accept it, I accept it..." 🤣

@rachelfox8108 4 года назад

I would take any kind of company Jeff Goldblum is willing to offer me as a blessing. Sex? Companionship? Comrades in the hard-fought overthrow of late-stage capitalism? It's all on the table, baby ;)

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: I agree

@synobyte2123 4 года назад

I kinda wanna hang out now.

@Mastermint 4 года назад

I like this table very much

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

@@Mastermint 😂😂😂 LMBO

@rachelfox8108 4 года назад

Y'all are welcome winners at this table, babes, thank you so much x

@SkylarLee 6 лет назад

I still can’t believe he is turning 66 this year. Like WHAT?!

@SkylarLee 6 лет назад

Dione Zerva yeah I know!!! He looks so good for his age

@SunyiSideUp 6 лет назад

If he 66, I'm 66

@victoriancarwash4393 6 лет назад

These replies lmao aejhfiuafeawhufha

@opencabinets 6 лет назад

He's what

@crichy 6 лет назад

I could literally watch 3 hours of this I love this man

@liberalbias4462 6 лет назад

moonlightbae truth moonlightbae truth

@LyleStyle87 6 лет назад

moonlightbae Stunning

@crichy 6 лет назад

Alex R yes

@crichy 6 лет назад

Alex R No

@LyleStyle87 6 лет назад

moonlightbae Pay no mind to them... As far as I see, you're perfect.

@nataliethompson971 4 года назад

If I ever met him, I would say something wildly explicit and inappropriate. I humbly apologize in advance Mr. Goldblum 😍

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

If I met him I would go doctor Goldblum I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction!

@snowoffwhite7924 4 года назад

Actors like jeff goldblum really make my daddy issues come out

@silog21 6 лет назад

"Mmmm you kill me babe, you kill me babe" This man is a treat to the universe

@tardisgirl1237 5 лет назад

No one with glasses: Absolutely no one: Jeff Goldblum: Wears glasses on his forehead, instead of his eyes

@spookymu1der 4 года назад

TARDISgirl i have to take off my glasses to read things cuz it makes my eyes hurt if i don’t. i imagine he’s also near sighted.

@eagillum 4 года назад

Older people do it because their glasses are weird.

@skullbleu8166 4 года назад

Richard Avedon did it a lot. www.sunglasscurator.com/storage/documents/2_1000_0_5.1519155201-richard-avedon-1963.jpg www.alainelkanninterviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/richard-avedon-12.jpg

@KlondikeMIC 4 года назад

Young child gather round as I tell you a tale of the 90s

@athenawindyy966 4 года назад

@@spookymu1der Same

@bravetherainbow 4 года назад

"that's the poetical way of saying, you kill me baby" haha in this case I don't think it is

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@alyssagorski7538 4 года назад

Quietly: “She’s back!”

@NatashaE98 6 лет назад

I wasn’t thirsty for Jeff Goldblum before. But now I am.

@EarthScholar 6 лет назад

I've been literally drooling over this man for decades...lol!

@MsCunningLinguistic 6 лет назад

I got to the lesbian tweet and I was "oh my god... you're right"

@labreejackson1625 6 лет назад

Same ! I didn't think much but now it ok I see you !

@mariyadikova 6 лет назад

Google / search on Fb Jeff purring for 20 minutes video. Thank me later

@angelacahuata6026 6 лет назад

this is the best thirst tweets video so far

@ann_ihilation 3 года назад

I found these "reading thirst tweets"-videos here and said to myself: "That would be perfect for Jeff Goldblum. I would love to see him reading these." And here I am. Getting everything I ever wanted!

@saylestumblingbear7599 4 года назад

"Don't @ me!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BioSentient 6 лет назад

When Jeff puts his glasses on and squints to hear the cameraman better

@johnbull1568 5 лет назад

Impressive that he still remembers his 'imperfections' lines from nearly 30 years ago, and can slip right back into the character in an instant.

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

I know!

@acedd7030 4 года назад

Underrated!

@housec8059 3 года назад

He is hot!!

@ladystardust1483 Год назад

Impressive indeed!

@amabla975 10 месяцев назад

and i wished it was my hand right there...

@meraaleta3750 4 года назад

That man is his own finest vintage: one that is meant to be enjoyed over the span of a lifetime. I am with all those who have loved him since JP.

@ng23242 4 года назад

Jeff Goldblum: *Ohhh you kill me baby you kill me* Me: (clutches my chest and moans)

@TheOne-bv8wi 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@carly2308 5 лет назад

my wallpaper is a picture of jeff goldblum’s face and let’s just say my father is very disappointed in me

@riverrr6254 5 лет назад

Lmao

@timwood5398 5 лет назад

Carly we are all

@Kikigreentea 5 лет назад

Lmao

@justinratcliffe947 5 лет назад

Carly Disappointment, uh, finds a way

@janasiaprice9278 5 лет назад

well i’m very proud of you carly

@ghostboy7957 6 лет назад

my sexual awakening wasn't him in jurassic park, it was him in independence day boi was lookin like a SNACC

@haaley4796 6 лет назад

A FULL COURSE MEAL YOU MEAN

@jillonyett1194 5 лет назад

Check out The Fly. Naked and young.

@femmeaniketos 5 лет назад

I'm deceased. DAMN. You said..."...looking like a SNACK" I agree.

@alex-hm3cd 3 года назад

"it's a lovely thing to be appreciated in any way" why i fucking love jeff goldblum

@VictoriaGiddings 3 года назад

I just watched every single celeb thirst tweet video and this by far has been my favourite. I’ve never laughed so hard. I’ve never seen someone appreciate these messages so much. we love Jeff Goldblum