Jeff Goldblum Says He Likes to Be Called Daddy While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones 

Jeff uhh gold uhh blum .

First We Feast fix his name in the title. Jeff Goldbum

I want Goldbum!

Gold...bum?

listen to me, need this. i... i... i just need to have this win. who here likes chop suey? me, obviously! i love noodle cream ps. zane is my great aunt wilma...

Release the Snyd . . .er, the Goldblum Cut !

Aaaaand I'd watch it.

Andrea Pareti Conan would agree

@@allrequiredfields So would I.

I want to like this comment, but it is at 420 and I don't want to change it.

Genuinely the most appropriate reaction to this episode.

*You are a true poet my man*

That....actually makes sense

Dude. Good one.

Best comment of 2019, hands down.

I want him to whisper Life uhh...finds a way until I fall asleep

O my gosh I came upon this at the exact second he said fantastic😂

Catapillo absolutely terrifying

@@juliawarren5979 ME TOO! haha!

Dude same!

that's why people adore him.

Adam Schlinker that’s such a good observation. I was thinking the same thing, I just didn’t know how to say it.

You say that like it's not something people should do on a normal basis

Joshua Cornelius I mean, that’s how I always thought of him XD

Bro, i was about to type something so similar to this. and it's not even an bad thing he's just a walking weird, character lol

I don't see the problem? If you're actually cooler than the part played, you win. Most actors starting up in the 80's lived this.

He was an actor before Jurassic Park... then his characters started to become itinerations of him. Except maybe Law and Order: Criminal Intent and Adam Resurrected xD

Perfect encapsulation of him. Perfect.

So true!

exactly! He’s so agreeable and nice it makes me uncomfortable.

My favorite place to be

Well... He IS a certified genius.

😂😂

Eccentric

I'd love to see Jeff in a David Lynch movie.

And he would take this as a humorous compliment 😆

i agree

*Life finds a way*

@@JM-fo1te *uh

Him and Russell Brand. But I swear he will make anything sound delightful. Gosh I love this guy

Foreal foreal

Style

Hes fucking baked like hes here physically but not mentaly

have you seen his legs? how can something that thin support so much above? we'll never know. its awesome #silliness

Weed

@@moldoveanu8 is gods medicine #imhighasf

1234567890sunshine you read my mind 🤣

Except for the time he spit on alex jones

Or he's never acted?

Exactly

Baha! 👏

Agreed!

😁 LET'S GO!

Oh, I thought Jeff was bugging him out, lol!

I would love to enjoy that ride.

he just blooms gold in interviews

he seems to be relaxed an at peace, no matter what. He stays calm, like nothing can hit him. Confident too. It's not that strange to get enthralled by that. I wonder if he has fears hiding inside.

Accurate

A perfect description

@@corbeau-_- Honestly hes probly high as a mf at any given moment, think about it lol

Yes this is truth

J. H. I want what he’s having

Thats something we should all strive for.

@@mr.nobody9697 ...what about that feeling that while I admire him I truly know I can never be like him?

This is the perfect way to describe him hahaha

He really does. So genuine. #Lifegoals

corross 😂

I think that's pretty accurate

What a life!! 😂

🤣👍

similar to the Christopher Walken acting style yet somehow also nothing like it.

I was just thinking the same haha

😂😂😂

That's a lot of time wow!😅

Not sure if he's allowed to show weakness, though..

I hate how right you are. That would almost be as epic as the Gordon Ramsey piece. But isn't Keanu vegan or something?

@@joniahdemarco3371 that's why they use vegan wings like the ones right here lol...also the natalie portman one had vegan wings too

@@GathererThompson If Keanu came on, he'd FAKE showing weakness, to make us all feel good about ourselves. He's a giver.

Here here

He flirts with being an insufferable douchebag at all times.

@@ajnode he's just living it up, chill

I think you mean daddy goldblum

@@albanianfish I think you mean Spicy Zaddy Goldblum

@@Michael-ki5oz oh shit you right

THIS 💯! 😅

I'm surprised the stories about him haven't surfaced in the mainstream yet. Give it time though. #himtoo

Max AFF oh shut up

@@Gabrosoft You heard it here first...

Max AFF Stop seeking attention.

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

I was looking for a comment like this. 💯% agree. That's the greatest complement ever. Right up there with Russell Brand

Bryan Eberly I’d cum in my pants

@@dumbeldore9067 What are you from an 80's horror movie?

Same 100%

Ok bryan

Megan Miller no we’re just all learning to be him

time stamp please

I feel like Conan was joking about this in the podcast.

Earth girls are easy. Just watched it and omg I will gladly call Jeff daddy

hes a pod person remember

*Z A D D Y*

Totallllly ❤

That look on his face!

That convo was intense 😅

HaikatrineKat that was so odd hahahaha

I lowkey felt like I was intruding on his inner thoughts. It made me uncomfortable and hot 😅

His wife was an Olympian!

THUMB he IS some drug developed just for US!!!

did you get that when he mentioned taking in another man's " essence"

its called chaos theory

He is. It's called a "personality". Love him!

@Aaron lol; best description of him i've ever read

Exactly what I come here to write. He absolutely drained me, I find him overwhelming. Positive but draining 😢

I was surprised to not see more comments about this!!! I was thinking I’d never seen Sean look so uncomfortable

because jeff is a higher being haha

Only Conan O’Brien can truly harness his golden quirky energy

​@@brucelee7782Emphasis on the "higher" part! Ha!

no way this is real 🤣😂

@@realcokemilk yep i just went back and found it, he actually wrote "even zaddies have fathers! 😉" it was fathers day last year

What's does zaddie mean?

@@samdaman916 it's basically the same as calling some hot "daddy" but you put a Z in the front for some reason 😂

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

10/10 Goldblums

Always positivr

I read this by accident as it happened 😂😂😂 brilliant

This post can only be read mentally in the voice of Jeff goldblum

Oddly I was at that part when i started reading this comment and i was like whoa maybe im too high😂😂😂

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

his mouth wasn’t on fire because he didn’t eat any of the wings lol

Omg perfect wording to describe him😂

psychedelics lol

He took some potent acid in the 80s and has never sobered up lmao 😂

It’s the gift of ADHD and high IQ.

Jazz

Lol

lmao why did this make mw laugh so hard

Ha ha ha. Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys... Woah!!

laughing to this in JK's voice

@@m_gwb cuz it's 💯% Jeff

Nah Jeff’s tryna hit

Millkybee jeff gotta be bi

jjhassy i don’t think jeff would even label himself. he probably just does whatever

Millkybee true that

Ahmed Hakim nah, it’s just that literally everything is a sensual experience with The Goldblum

Yes, you're late. You treat this place like a hotel, showing up to leave your comments whenever you please. Your mother and I are very disappointed

@@andamanDJbase father!? Is it really you!?

@@andrewclark7080 😅

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

considering he talks like he's making love all the time, it is indeed high praise

22:29 - when the next hot sauce is like...yeah, you're too hot for meeeee

I have a feeling it was more of a nod to the attentiveness that the host gives in his questions.

@@jasonwhyttes1679 nice try, seans #548 alt account

ollie241189 whoever says Jeff is weird because he or she is not smart enough to understand Jeff

@@orangecloud8820 Whoever calls him weird just doesn't understand how respectful and nice he is. (and also a bit weird, but aren't we all?)

He is weird, but in his case that's nothing but complimentary. He isn't like other people, and particularly like a lot of other celebrities, so that is, by definition, weird. However, his weirdness manifests in striking attentiveness, odd yet charming anecdotes, an unusual cadence of speech that draws you in, a desire to connect with those around him, a lack of concern for external judgement, etc. All lovely things.

@@himynameisdavenicetomeetyou Holy Hell you said it very well

Not religious people though.

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

@@bigfrankie98it’s a bot buddy, an impersonator

The Original Sangster YESSSS

Word. 11 GoldBUMs to YOU, fine sir.

Sorry, maam. Fine maam.

OD on JG!😄😄

Daniel Truax gender is overrated

Lmao If you say it with confidence anything will sound good

it’s because we already know he’s extremely intelligent lol.

I had just finished telling myself that hes speaks so well using a wide variety of vocabulary. Example: at 14:30 Then comes 14:40 hahahaha had be cracking up!

It is called to be “pedant”

SDFComedy Put that on a T-shirt

LMAO you know its serious when someone says that

sonny

SDFComedy The best quote ever.

But in all seriousness he can really take his spicy food like a boss

Jeff Goldblum is the only one we respect just for being him. Man is a legend to the point of being a cryptid.

Either him or Keanu Reeves.

I agree 100,000,000 percent

that has to be it, you are correct

Life... Uh, finds a way...

Thats a very interesting analogy actually! Not thought about him in that way

Ikr?! It was almost as though we were eavesdropping on a private moment!😁

Amazing..

I wanted to see host's reaction to it lol

That was amazing. I wish my husband spoke of me that way

@@vonnersify What the f...

No You're breathtaking!

Mhm I like the way you too talk boy.sling blade came to my head as soon as I heard him say it

@@HyDroStormy I like them french fried pertaters.

@@HyDroStormy Hm...They turned me loose from the nervous hospital...Said I was well...

@@snickle1980 your just a boy you ort not talk thata way.🤣

Fr Sean was such a dud here. Dude has no charisma compared to Jeff and was so robotic with his questions. Couldn’t banter with him. I don’t really watch this show but they could use a fresher host

@@cookiesarelikecreammaybe you should continue to not watch

​@cookiesarelikecream he was just star struck is all

OMFG I shit you not, I was thinking the SAME THING!

Dean Dupree Hahahahahaa absolutely perfect comparison

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You like Beyond Insanity, don't you, Goldblum?

You got me dyin'! 😆😆😆

Google ”high on life” and Jeff Goldblum will be the top result.

he did it you son of a bitch HE DID IT they dont even have a script for Jeff. they say... just talk dude......

He was one damn good Actor in Jurassic Park, that's like the best movie in history

He is queer, not God ya dipshit

@@joshuahobbs1345 how very enlightened of you

He should read the dictionary lol I'd listen to it

@@doberdawgs4me 😆

I am absolutely down

@@cyndymcfarlin8537 I just discovered the show 'the world according to Jeff goldblum' which is pretty much that! xD

Advanced copies are flying off the shelves!

Jeff Goldbloom is what Jim Cary would be if he never did dmt

I'm sure you'd still put him to sleep with that architect video. So soothing 😴

Ya till he gives you some lean and fingers u....

I was just gonna say, I can just watch him talk and never get bored lol.

Jeff gold daddy😏😚🎂

Side side note: No hoodie?? Am disappoint.

if you like this pretentious bullshit this was the most bland interview ever.

Oooh baby I smell *oppinion*

The Moeller Yeah, i kinda tend to agree. Also , Sean got a little buffed

He is perfect and everyone can shut up.

He loves everything and everyone. You too!

Living in a constant state of gratitude...living meditation.

I feel like hes just super fucking awkward after this

right i love him

He's just an alien... 👽 We all live here on this little planet. He's just a one of a kind leader of one of the peaceful and intelligent alien races. 🖖

I read a story about a woman who met him and when she introduced herself to him, he said "of course you are". She felt really intrigued until she heard Goldbloom say the same thing to someone else. But he seemed very genuine.

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lol

Hahaha!

lmao!

Oh my god he actually looks EXACTLY like a white version of my dentist! I’m even sure my dentist has that shirt!

Brian Rosado Damn... i now wanna see a movie about a dentist starring Goldblum

Jeff is literally himself in everything

In Jeff Goldbloom voice: “Take to the skies, bring them down”

Lord of thunder!

My first thought exactly just 5 mins into the interview! NiCE!

The only reason I love the movie Ragnarok is Jeff!!! Besides him I'm not into the superhero stuff...

It's always good to find the funny if you can. Ya gotta find the funny. Even if just for a little while. Hope all is well.

I hope your brother is better, William.

I hope things are better for you and your brother

Wishing you and your brother the best and hope all is well. :)

It’s funnny bc he has veneers now 😂 idk but Sean got more attractive as he’s grown on the show

And then the next line: "I see it..." 😂

YES

And Russell brand. There would be no dry eye from laughing

OMG somebody needs to make this happen

yogiyoda I would sit there ALL DAY!!!!!

I'd pay money for that actually

I think most of his lines where improvised

Most of the film was improvised, and pretty much all of his character was.

@@bobshagit9503 wot?

"I love the game, I love any kind of game!" Sounds like the Grandmaster to me!

me too my guy

Was literally about to say this! 😂😂

Damn bro, your comment made them make an insta post with the meme 😂💀

Weird Al Yankovic was worse.

Yeah dude she be on the wall of shame. Pathetic ass bites. Almost non bites. He just smelled the wings.

I am so ashamed that this comment made me do this, but it deserves it and beyond

Can you imagine sitting in a room with him and Walken?

He really is like that and owns his weirdness, so much respect.

Him and Maria Bamford.

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100%

The same could be Said about Robin Williams

Yes

Isn't Goldblum jewish? Every version would be a cut version. :D

@@Falcrist bwahaha

Uncut Jeff Goldbum? Pretty sure that can't be undone. Happens at birth. :P

Absolutely. He cannot be contained by 30 mins

Marijn Heijke Not feeling his wee whittle baby nibbles.

Da Bomb: unrated :P

Why? He didn't even try to eat the wings, it's plain ridiculous.

I agree. Lame sauce

@@chrisf84 "Smell like my momma's big toe""Taste like yo momma's big toe also."

My goal is to reach 170 subs before the end of the month I'm on 167... anyone?

Pbounds absolutely, just they way he says stuff is amazing. He’s interesting to listen to

Loool 😂 this is so accurate.

Joy Catenaro nice fuckin thighs

You sure can call me daddy

I just laughed for 3 solid minutes. Best god damned comment ever.

You won. 👏🏼

Lmao love that comment

I concur💯, he's otherworldly....

Agreed

earth girls are easy dude

@@atomichabanero9101 thank you .. This the one.. They don't know Jeff JEFF😂😂😍😍😂😂

Completely agree!!!!

I was coming here to say this 😂😂 his eyes 🤤😣😂

It made me very uncomfortable glad this wasn’t what my parents walking into me watching lol

it was awkward and arousing at the same time

Dead ass was just about to say this

He’s married?!?!? NOOOOO

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

​@JefferyGoldblum dude...it's getting super cringey you responding to everyone's comment...

We're still waiting to see if Ian is Korean or not.

That's what I thought too.

You better smash Laurice and Antonina now.

U mean Dr. Malcom right?? Yes I'm a jurrasic park fan.

I'm thinking every role he's ever played is just Jeff being Jeff

I was searching for this one. It was too damn funny and innocent at the same time.

What are we doing? Lol

English please.

Jeff Goldblum eating those wings is that meme of squidward biting a krabby patty

Lol, it’s called “mirroring” it’s a thing humans do subconsciously in social environments (mostly with people they are comfortable with) so as to relate/bond with the person they’re talking to, interesting stuff! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirroring

You’d enjoy meeting R. Kelly?

Lolllll

@@daltongarrett3393 hey man hes got such a big heart!

@@drewapswoude9893 ??????

@@daltongarrett3393 did this guy do something ?

"I love all the peoples of the (this) world. After all, we (they) live on a small planet. - Jeff Goldblum

I just read that in Jeff Goldbum's voice

LMAO DONT

Dude he flirts with his socks in the morning. Anything he says is obscure and flamboyant.

These comments ahahahaha 😂 i am dying

Watch any Goldblum interview with Conan. This is very, very light.

@@Megan80 In those ones he literally purrs to Conan, and Conan said "mmmm kiss me"🐥

Word lol

And he provided his own wardrobe!

No. He was cast on purpose.

d Nclair hear that? It's the joke whooshing above you

@@jeus_saaa who knows maybe he's trolling

There is no other way to properly describe what we all just watched, you've done us proud

Dude right on point😂😂

I forgot about that! I laughed after reading this comment.

Few RU-vid comments are backed with greater accuracy than yours.

Taylor Walker excuse you he’s technically still a daddy not a grandpa quite yet

Just Chilin You're correct. My apologies to Goldblums everywhere.

knight sabers You don't get a title like this if you do not.

Actually he talks like he loves to bring kids to his house and give them candy in his basement, just saying.

That’s because Goldblum IS the secret of the universe

are you suggesting he doesn't? i laugh, haha, at your ignorance you FOOL

What lol...He sounds like a child.

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

I think you're onto something.

ok best comment

Moderated by Morgan Freeman.

Blargen Flargen don’t u mean “I think you’re on something?”

A little crazy, a little creative, a little honest, a little polite, and the most positivity towards life.

He probably had a boner

And then you realise that it's only hot sauce 😂

Right?? This guy is so smooth and cool

Agreed

Seriously. My ovaries are quaking.

FunziesGuy I know holy shit! What a way to talk about your wife. It's beautiful.

Wow, you just helped me figure out the answer to my comment. I was thinking that sean was almost uncomfortably quieter than usual. I thought he was negatively reacting to Jeff's eccentricities, but sean is not a conversationalist interviewer. He cannot think quick on his feet without his questions. Thanks 😁👍

@@Handle...This. Yes. I agree. I think Sean's questions, while very well researched and not just token, are highly rehearsed. He has such a cadence to them when he asks. Kristen Stewart commented on it too in her recent interview.

It's the jazz

Jeff takes small vites but compensates with a huge personality...plus hiz jazz knowledge his legedary

Yes, Jeff has a colossal personality...whereas sean, like myself, are more thinkers. We don't do well around colossal personalities lol