Jeff Goldblum Says He Likes to Be Called Daddy While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones 

Jeff uhh gold uhh blum .

First We Feast fix his name in the title. Jeff Goldbum

I want Goldbum!

Gold...bum?

listen to me, need this. i... i... i just need to have this win. who here likes chop suey? me, obviously! i love noodle cream ps. zane is my great aunt wilma...

Genuinely the most appropriate reaction to this episode.

*You are a true poet my man*

That....actually makes sense

Dude. Good one.

Best comment of 2019, hands down.

Agreed!

😁 LET'S GO!

Oh, I thought Jeff was bugging him out, lol!

I would love to enjoy that ride.

he just blooms gold in interviews

😂😂

Eccentric

1234567890sunshine you read my mind 🤣

Except for the time he spit on alex jones

Or he's never acted?

Exactly

Baha! 👏

Either him or Keanu Reeves.

I agree 100,000,000 percent

that has to be it, you are correct

Life... Uh, finds a way...

Thats a very interesting analogy actually! Not thought about him in that way

I was just thinking the same haha

😂😂😂

That's a lot of time wow!😅

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

​@@JefferyGoldblumrandom people pretending to be celebrities is just...strange. I'm suuuure THEE Goldblum has only 1 subscribers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

​@@JefferyGoldblum The most famous five/four is?

He flirts with being an insufferable douchebag at all times.

@@ajnode he's just living it up, chill

I think you mean daddy goldblum

@@albanianfish I think you mean Spicy Zaddy Goldblum

@@Michael-ki5oz oh shit you right

Totallllly ❤

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

i agree

*Life finds a way*

@@JM-fo1te *uh

Him and Russell Brand. But I swear he will make anything sound delightful. Gosh I love this guy

Foreal foreal

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

his mouth wasn’t on fire because he didn’t eat any of the wings lol

Exactly what I come here to write. He absolutely drained me, I find him overwhelming. Positive but draining 😢

I was surprised to not see more comments about this!!! I was thinking I’d never seen Sean look so uncomfortable

because jeff is a higher being haha

Only Conan O’Brien can truly harness his golden quirky energy

​@@brucelee7782Emphasis on the "higher" part! Ha!

Megan Miller no we’re just all learning to be him

time stamp please

I feel like Conan was joking about this in the podcast.

Earth girls are easy. Just watched it and omg I will gladly call Jeff daddy

hes a pod person remember

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

@@bigfrankie98it’s a bot buddy, an impersonator

Yes, you're late. You treat this place like a hotel, showing up to leave your comments whenever you please. Your mother and I are very disappointed

@@andamanDJbase father!? Is it really you!?

@@andrewclark7080 😅

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

Fr Sean was such a dud here. Dude has no charisma compared to Jeff and was so robotic with his questions. Couldn’t banter with him. I don’t really watch this show but they could use a fresher host

@@cookiesarelikecreammaybe you should continue to not watch

Lol

lmao why did this make mw laugh so hard

Ha ha ha. Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys... Woah!!

laughing to this in JK's voice

@@m_gwb cuz it's 💯% Jeff

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

It's always good to find the funny if you can. Ya gotta find the funny. Even if just for a little while. Hope all is well.

I hope your brother is better, William.

I hope things are better for you and your brother

Wishing you and your brother the best and hope all is well. :)

OMFG I shit you not, I was thinking the SAME THING!

Dean Dupree Hahahahahaa absolutely perfect comparison

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You like Beyond Insanity, don't you, Goldblum?

You got me dyin'! 😆😆😆

You’d enjoy meeting R. Kelly?

Lolllll

@@daltongarrett3393 hey man hes got such a big heart!

@@drewapswoude9893 ??????

@@daltongarrett3393 did this guy do something ?

No You're breathtaking!

Mhm I like the way you too talk boy.sling blade came to my head as soon as I heard him say it

@@HyDroStormy I like them french fried pertaters.

@@HyDroStormy Hm...They turned me loose from the nervous hospital...Said I was well...

@@snickle1980 your just a boy you ort not talk thata way.🤣

no way this is real 🤣😂

@@realcokemilk yep i just went back and found it, he actually wrote "even zaddies have fathers! 😉" it was fathers day last year

What's does zaddie mean?

@@samdaman916 it's basically the same as calling some hot "daddy" but you put a Z in the front for some reason 😂

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

Jeff is literally himself in everything

In Jeff Goldbloom voice: “Take to the skies, bring them down”

Lord of thunder!

My first thought exactly just 5 mins into the interview! NiCE!

The only reason I love the movie Ragnarok is Jeff!!! Besides him I'm not into the superhero stuff...

two of my favourite people,,,,i would pay to watch that conversation

I'm doing it, and my imagination loves the idea.

😴

@@gracemcguigan let’s start a petition

this is a very good idea... perhaps for the Variety Studios "Actors On Actors" series

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

​@JefferyGoldblum dude...it's getting super cringey you responding to everyone's comment...

I feel like hes just super fucking awkward after this

right i love him

He's just an alien... 👽 We all live here on this little planet. He's just a one of a kind leader of one of the peaceful and intelligent alien races. 🖖

I read a story about a woman who met him and when she introduced herself to him, he said "of course you are". She felt really intrigued until she heard Goldbloom say the same thing to someone else. But he seemed very genuine.

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I think most of his lines where improvised

Most of the film was improvised, and pretty much all of his character was.

@@bobshagit9503 wot?

"I love the game, I love any kind of game!" Sounds like the Grandmaster to me!

me too my guy

Honest? Lol he was poking fun at Sean with layers and layers of ironic praise throughout the interview.

Omg perfect wording to describe him😂

psychedelics lol

He took some potent acid in the 80s and has never sobered up lmao 😂

It’s the gift of ADHD and high IQ.

Jazz

100%

The same could be Said about Robin Williams

I concur💯, he's otherworldly....

Agreed

earth girls are easy dude

@@atomichabanero9101 thank you .. This the one.. They don't know Jeff JEFF😂😂😍😍😂😂

Completely agree!!!!

Word lol

And he provided his own wardrobe!

No. He was cast on purpose.

d Nclair hear that? It's the joke whooshing above you

@@jeus_saaa who knows maybe he's trolling

Yes

Isn't Goldblum jewish? Every version would be a cut version. :D

@@Falcrist bwahaha

Uncut Jeff Goldbum? Pretty sure that can't be undone. Happens at birth. :P

Absolutely. He cannot be contained by 30 mins

I think it was for this reason that Michael Crichton retconned him from dying at the end of the Jurassic Park novel, to being the main protagonist in his novel's sequel, The Lost World. Jeff Goldblum caused Michael Crichton to retcon his own novel!

I could just imagine Troy and Abed freaking out over that

I spit out my drink when I heard that 😂

Was literally about to say this! 😂😂

Damn bro, your comment made them make an insta post with the meme 😂💀

Weird Al Yankovic was worse.

Yeah dude she be on the wall of shame. Pathetic ass bites. Almost non bites. He just smelled the wings.

I am so ashamed that this comment made me do this, but it deserves it and beyond

Yes. The Childlike Philosopher.

Joy Catenaro nice fuckin thighs

You sure can call me daddy

I just laughed for 3 solid minutes. Best god damned comment ever.

You won. 👏🏼

Lmao love that comment

Yeah and Jeff isn't too bad either

Delaney Heil I definitely agree , I love me some Jeff !

I honestly wish he would start narrating things like Morgan Freeman does

Isaly’s = Fabulous!!!

Oh man. he needs to be an uncle who drops in often!

Lmao

Mr. Fishodor

lol great call!

Gold Bluming Onion

I was searching for this one. It was too damn funny and innocent at the same time.

What are we doing? Lol

English please.

Jeff Goldblum eating those wings is that meme of squidward biting a krabby patty

Lol, it’s called “mirroring” it’s a thing humans do subconsciously in social environments (mostly with people they are comfortable with) so as to relate/bond with the person they’re talking to, interesting stuff! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirroring

When he talked about hot chipped ham (w/ bbq sauce or ketchup) sandwiches, that brought back memories.

Joshua Cornelius I mean, that’s how I always thought of him XD

Bro, i was about to type something so similar to this. and it's not even an bad thing he's just a walking weird, character lol

I don't see the problem? If you're actually cooler than the part played, you win. Most actors starting up in the 80's lived this.

He was an actor before Jurassic Park... then his characters started to become itinerations of him. Except maybe Law and Order: Criminal Intent and Adam Resurrected xD

It’s funnny bc he has veneers now 😂 idk but Sean got more attractive as he’s grown on the show

And then the next line: "I see it..." 😂

Side side note: No hoodie?? Am disappoint.

if you like this pretentious bullshit this was the most bland interview ever.

Oooh baby I smell *oppinion*

The Moeller Yeah, i kinda tend to agree. Also , Sean got a little buffed

He is perfect and everyone can shut up.