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Jeff Ross Funniest Roasts of All Time 

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Jeff Ross is The Roastmaster General.
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@in_the_pines
@in_the_pines 4 года назад
Imagine the shit this guy comes up with when actually pissed at someone during an argument.
@yinyuetrifecta
@yinyuetrifecta 4 года назад
Damnnnnn
@fearanarchy
@fearanarchy 4 года назад
Hopefully it is funny. Because it has been a long wait
@kayceewhite
@kayceewhite 4 года назад
In the Pines I would be so emotionally broken if I was his wife 😂😂😂
@doggomcd
@doggomcd 4 года назад
@@Benevezzioficial I disagree, the actual need to insult is something magical in itself.
@sk3reviews181
@sk3reviews181 4 года назад
He'd tell them to grow a pair 😂
@Cathoholicism
@Cathoholicism 4 года назад
Why does this guy look like an entirely new person in every clip?
@LaPride247
@LaPride247 4 года назад
age
@pollumG
@pollumG 4 года назад
Cuz it's a mask.
@BlanBlan19901990
@BlanBlan19901990 4 года назад
He takes on many forms.
@tedstyle3798
@tedstyle3798 4 года назад
That is called a shape shifter
@jonahs8261
@jonahs8261 4 года назад
lol
@Julianhulian
@Julianhulian 2 года назад
He murdered jake tapper “I use your show as a nightlight” “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget”💀💀
@romulo353
@romulo353 2 года назад
I'm deeead
@ben6993
@ben6993 2 года назад
Love it 🤣🤣
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 2 года назад
SHAQ was close 2nd
@dsrree
@dsrree Год назад
Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.
@Aidenhua
@Aidenhua Год назад
@@dsrree that wasn't the joke buddy💀
@kwymard11
@kwymard11 Год назад
“I’m teasing you Shaq. You know that. You were great in The Green Mile” 💀💀 So good
@mikefixac
@mikefixac Год назад
I didn't get the joke until I looked up The Green Mile and saw a picture of the cast. OMG, that's funny.
@dalmnationtwitch7931
@dalmnationtwitch7931 Год назад
@@mikefixac You need to watch the movie
@MrRinre
@MrRinre 7 месяцев назад
It's a great movie.
@TheBrianhj
@TheBrianhj 5 месяцев назад
The movie sucked dick compared to the book
@tough4129
@tough4129 4 года назад
He looks like a real life Simpson's character
@AfroCuban4life
@AfroCuban4life 4 года назад
😄😄🔥
@anaa9245
@anaa9245 4 года назад
Nice roast lol
@ichigoisthegoat
@ichigoisthegoat 4 года назад
Be careful if he sees this he's gonna roast you hard
@davidfincher9705
@davidfincher9705 4 года назад
@@ichigoisthegoat Lol 😂 he is probably gonna prepare a speech for him ,
@williambradford1603
@williambradford1603 4 года назад
@@davidfincher9705 spot on spot on
@juicelord4792
@juicelord4792 4 года назад
“You look like a stripper who hates money, so you work here!” Bruh, I know she felt that joke 😂🤣😂🤣
@1968luch
@1968luch 4 года назад
Juice Lord 😂😂😂😂
@mr.bender1692
@mr.bender1692 4 года назад
I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.
@hardanalljr.3138
@hardanalljr.3138 4 года назад
@@mr.bender1692 100$ for nothing lol fucking geek
@mr.bender1692
@mr.bender1692 4 года назад
@@hardanalljr.3138 You're so hardcore. I wish I was as awesome you are!
@hardanalljr.3138
@hardanalljr.3138 4 года назад
@@mr.bender1692 i already know that guy
@Ro7ard
@Ro7ard 2 года назад
"He's an Arab if that helps" I swear if the afterlife exists, the management there are already looking for a way to send him back lol. RIP Norm
@jammiiee
@jammiiee 2 года назад
tremendous
@SF-ko7hm
@SF-ko7hm Год назад
It does bud, if that answers your question
@justlift213
@justlift213 Год назад
As a half Lebanese man, i died laughing cause it definitely helps. R.I.P Norm 🐐
@ryanlemley4866
@ryanlemley4866 Год назад
Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.
@jtothed3318
@jtothed3318 3 года назад
the most roastable guy on earth overcame his vulnerability of being roasted by becoming the king of roasting
@JamesonEst1780
@JamesonEst1780 3 года назад
I think the king of roasting had to go to Don Rickles! Though, I agree with everything else you said! 😂
@jasperverwijs8834
@jasperverwijs8834 3 года назад
Mmm' indeed
@natebowman1190
@natebowman1190 3 года назад
Why am I now in the mood for roast beef?
@FirstLast-sy3rj
@FirstLast-sy3rj 3 года назад
JamesonEst1780 DR was definitely The Godfather of roasts but all-time, I’ll nominate the late, great, Greg Geraldo.
@jamal_khan
@jamal_khan 3 года назад
The Roast Master General
@jasonpoletta1797
@jasonpoletta1797 3 года назад
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction" Dead
@treetrunkexpress8684
@treetrunkexpress8684 3 года назад
Are you ok
@treetrunkexpress8684
@treetrunkexpress8684 3 года назад
Do you need help
@MrSpencerMcIntosh
@MrSpencerMcIntosh 3 года назад
That one was funny asf
@Skatefool97
@Skatefool97 3 года назад
Very underrated joke
@alexpapatonis978
@alexpapatonis978 3 года назад
This would not fly in 2020 😂😂😂
@Maan77777
@Maan77777 2 года назад
7:14 that part is just hillarious. "Oh my god there's kids,run!run!" I died at that😂😂😂😂
@dukezilla3471
@dukezilla3471 8 месяцев назад
😂
@Daily_Bassist
@Daily_Bassist Год назад
People are overlooking “I’ve seen younger faces on cash.” Top tier joke
@Sandesh98147
@Sandesh98147 3 года назад
"I use your show as night light" Single most brutal line in this entire compilation.
@jjryan1352
@jjryan1352 3 года назад
Lifted wholesale from Don Rickles' act.
@XxMusclecarsxX
@XxMusclecarsxX 3 года назад
seen hostage videos with a bigger budget hahahaa
@cjsnappi1535
@cjsnappi1535 3 года назад
“I didn’t know you shop at forever 41... you look great.”
@markladenheim5352
@markladenheim5352 3 года назад
@@jjryan1352 Was going to say the exact same thing. Wonder if Rickles was still alive at the time.
@ghoststrad2000
@ghoststrad2000 3 года назад
I thought what he said to the talk show host in the beginning was more brutal “is this tonight’s monologue?” And lifted up the trash can “garbage”
@TonyHavenMusic
@TonyHavenMusic 4 года назад
Jeff Ross reads a room so so well, he can be racist to a group of people and get pure honest laughter, legend
@efishta
@efishta 4 года назад
A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.
@bsherder
@bsherder 4 года назад
3:28 That is so true. No way i could imagine saying it in a way that makes it funny. EDIT: I meant the way he presented that as a joke was funny.
@user-nj1zu2nf1x
@user-nj1zu2nf1x 4 года назад
Being racist?um, no. It's called funny is funny. If it was racist people wouldn't laugh
@TonyHavenMusic
@TonyHavenMusic 4 года назад
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him
@samuelaurora3632
@samuelaurora3632 4 года назад
bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..
@MakeitStop-er5kx
@MakeitStop-er5kx Год назад
Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!
@TheBINIBALL
@TheBINIBALL Год назад
"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" That was beautiful lmao. Ryan Stiles being Kramer lite is underrated af haha
@darkfeather6857
@darkfeather6857 3 года назад
"Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" That joke alone was worth the price of admission.
@ethanners6605
@ethanners6605 3 года назад
I don't get it
@benjaminhould627
@benjaminhould627 3 года назад
Are you trolling? Lol
@ethanners6605
@ethanners6605 3 года назад
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 ohhhh
@ethanners6605
@ethanners6605 3 года назад
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 lmaoo thats messed up
@flyingmonkey8245
@flyingmonkey8245 3 года назад
@@ethanners6605 nah it’s a funny joke
@user-cb2lz8yy9s
@user-cb2lz8yy9s 2 года назад
He can dish it with out offending people. He has a way with comedy. I like when he messes with people and then turns into a marshmallow and adds class to humble the people he’s roasting. He’s a good guy.
@mail-qh2qc
@mail-qh2qc 7 месяцев назад
The 2 girls that he made the yahoo joke about and said no one knows you can tell we're offended. The most offended was the girl in the red dress he said takes her clothes off when the director says action. The women beside her looked pissed too
@user-cb2lz8yy9s
@user-cb2lz8yy9s 3 месяца назад
@@mail-qh2qcIt’s Jeff Ross, come on. You can’t take him seriously. He ROASTS people. If he roasts you; you should feel lucky. My humble opinion. It’s just what he does…besides, the best part, you could make fun of him in hundreds of ways back and he would just laugh.
@ScotchOffTheRocks
@ScotchOffTheRocks 8 месяцев назад
“He’s an Arab, if that helps,” I fucking love Norm 😂
@Bruh-vs1qv
@Bruh-vs1qv 4 года назад
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school.” Oh my God.
@jnate2001
@jnate2001 4 года назад
Says the comedian lmao
@emmankianga9082
@emmankianga9082 3 года назад
She needs pain killers for that burn 😂
@corybalogh8448
@corybalogh8448 3 года назад
Dias06 No they aren’t
@KarlHerzog
@KarlHerzog 3 года назад
@Dias06 He should've said longer though.
@tdestroyer4780
@tdestroyer4780 3 года назад
What an elitest peice of shit to be honest.
@rustynugget2288
@rustynugget2288 4 года назад
20 seconds in and more funny than amy schumer's entire career
@isaiahcampbell5657
@isaiahcampbell5657 4 года назад
and it's also original jokes unlike amy schumer's career
@HookedCamper
@HookedCamper 4 года назад
Rusty Nugget Amen To that
@scottielambert9312
@scottielambert9312 4 года назад
Get over it for God's sake. You boys who get piss yourself scared over women who dont fit your sad 1950s mold.
@isaiahcampbell5657
@isaiahcampbell5657 4 года назад
@@scottielambert9312 what does that have to do with her not being funny i mean she is still not funny
@scottielambert9312
@scottielambert9312 4 года назад
@@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.
@leviriordan7183
@leviriordan7183 2 года назад
I like how the jokes come hard enough that he says compliments at the same time to balance out the emotions😁
@mml0082
@mml0082 2 года назад
I hung out with him for a couple weeks and he’s the funniest most chill guy ever,, usually comedians you meet in person have a dark intense side to them that they mask with comedy
@frankiefavero1666
@frankiefavero1666 Год назад
I'm seeing him and Dave Chappelle tonight! Beyond exited!
@Cartnite3
@Cartnite3 3 года назад
“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget.” 😭
@dantedt3931
@dantedt3931 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@PonyBoy1776
@PonyBoy1776 3 года назад
If that ain't the truth
@danielprovost
@danielprovost 3 года назад
That one got me too. Honestly to come up with these jokes, your life has revolve around comedy 24/7. Brilliant!
@ufcknockouts07
@ufcknockouts07 3 года назад
"It looks like Trump built a wall around only you" haha
@richard_nj
@richard_nj 5 лет назад
He went from looking 38 to 65 real fast
@ItsBinhRepaired
@ItsBinhRepaired 5 лет назад
Don't people usually rate people out of 10? So...the jokes upped his appeal 27% for you? Lol jk
@techmaniac69
@techmaniac69 5 лет назад
@@ItsBinhRepaired are u actually that dumb. There talking about his age
@roper2334
@roper2334 5 лет назад
techmaniac69 lmao they’re 😂
@techmaniac69
@techmaniac69 5 лет назад
@@roper2334 pathetic get a life grammar Nazi
@mitcht1026
@mitcht1026 5 лет назад
i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that
@selvmortsydd
@selvmortsydd Год назад
Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? That was savage..hahaha
@wamrainc176
@wamrainc176 2 года назад
This man is a true comedian genius, Most of his quips are hilarious and ingenious
@wallacedeveer077
@wallacedeveer077 3 года назад
"Dancing with the vaguely familiar" lmaoooo
@craz8876
@craz8876 3 года назад
I actually lol I’m that one
@painkiller1968
@painkiller1968 3 года назад
offoffoffoff?
@busyb5107
@busyb5107 3 года назад
Killed them with that one
@noahpatton9276
@noahpatton9276 2 года назад
Aughyeee.... ask yahoo
@Bugneedfix
@Bugneedfix 2 года назад
Made their career relevant again
@oscarbainbridge8656
@oscarbainbridge8656 5 лет назад
"your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" he would get crucified in 2019 for that one hahaha
@oo7moses
@oo7moses 5 лет назад
Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they would go back as many years as it takes and still get him for it!
@thesweboy2873
@thesweboy2873 5 лет назад
Difference is that he is famous.
@eazy1174
@eazy1174 4 года назад
Racial undertones? Sorry I legit dont know
@prncssdi83
@prncssdi83 4 года назад
I about died laughing. I miss the days when people weren't looking to be outraged about everything and could take a joke.
@paradoxlust
@paradoxlust 4 года назад
Go watch the opening 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious. "The faggot section" holy shit that would never fly today. Law/lay of the land.
@ebruceii
@ebruceii 2 года назад
One of the few people left on this planet who can never be canceled.
@TenthElementGraphics
@TenthElementGraphics 2 года назад
"They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.
@johnnyfiveo
@johnnyfiveo 4 года назад
"i use your show as a nightlight" "I've seen bigger budgets in hostage videos" comedy gold
@Br-sy9vi
@Br-sy9vi 4 года назад
I loved that part 😂
@NotYourTypicalLakersFan
@NotYourTypicalLakersFan 4 года назад
Bro I watch your channel
@renthevillain1885
@renthevillain1885 4 года назад
Just imagineing jeff ross snoring to his show at 3 at night is fucking hilarious
@EpicBunty
@EpicBunty 3 года назад
That guy asked for it lol
@treetops6438
@treetops6438 3 года назад
7:21 another golden one!
@modiggady
@modiggady 5 лет назад
"I use your show as a nightlight" the savagness is real🤣🤣🤣
@moathalsaif5592
@moathalsaif5592 4 года назад
This is Don Rickles old joke - not original by Jeff, and he uses many of Don jokes in this video.
@keithbaggetta2374
@keithbaggetta2374 4 года назад
Mo Diggady I thought that part was the best haha
@jeroengaruda4300
@jeroengaruda4300 4 года назад
@@moathalsaif5592 That's not true
@paulplack490
@paulplack490 2 года назад
Love the shots of reactions from the audience when he's roasting Shaq. This was really funny!
@yamilevska
@yamilevska 2 года назад
"I Google you people and said.... ask Yahoo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@noahtv2941
@noahtv2941 4 года назад
This person sounds like both Rick and Morty.
@ilan4837
@ilan4837 4 года назад
NoahTV wow
@shaneward7836
@shaneward7836 4 года назад
Actually Rick and Morty is one person
@jamesrickard7234
@jamesrickard7234 4 года назад
Thos person whos name is in the title
@albatros280
@albatros280 4 года назад
Sounds like Saul Goodman too
@zino618
@zino618 4 года назад
I think Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person
@michaelr7254
@michaelr7254 4 года назад
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction!" Dead.
@reggiebrownjr9105
@reggiebrownjr9105 4 года назад
Funniest one here lol 😂👌
@clapadamclap
@clapadamclap 4 года назад
that one was stone cold savage!
@flinchless
@flinchless 4 года назад
That was Don Rickles funny
@chrissearl2376
@chrissearl2376 4 года назад
I cant stand Robin but she took that so well lol
@monitoler5721
@monitoler5721 4 года назад
If he said that now the internet would literally burst in flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DanGolik
@DanGolik 2 года назад
“Orville Redenbacker’s fluffer” was really creative
@jhyland87
@jhyland87 Год назад
"I've seen younger faces on cash" lmao
@slugoz7709
@slugoz7709 2 года назад
"OMG, THERE'S KIDS, RUN!" LOL THAT'S SO DARK.
@s.r8042
@s.r8042 2 года назад
Yeah, damn
@velzun8075
@velzun8075 2 года назад
Michael Jackson was the only one who didn't laugh 💀
@brianrogers8122
@brianrogers8122 2 года назад
i fucking died hahahha
@Vixey_Starr
@Vixey_Starr 2 года назад
Messed up
@water8756
@water8756 2 года назад
I don't want to be that guy but I kinda don't get it
@edyoung4450
@edyoung4450 4 года назад
“Blacker roots than kunta kinte” 😂
@Daniel-js2dk
@Daniel-js2dk 4 года назад
richard dalaney Not even remotely funny. Triggered?
@ickdon7999
@ickdon7999 4 года назад
Dead Inside And, he liked his own comment. Someone had to i guess🤷‍♂️
@yayo4478
@yayo4478 4 года назад
As a black man I approve of this joke
@cottonballsjoe
@cottonballsjoe 4 года назад
...alright see you at home 🤣
@ihavenoidea2616
@ihavenoidea2616 4 года назад
Dead Inside Dude tried to make a simple joke, bombed but still why do you people always think someones triggered?
@jackpotjoey8828
@jackpotjoey8828 2 года назад
He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations
@davec3717
@davec3717 5 месяцев назад
He's great. The Buddy Holly/Barney Rubble bit had me in tears the first time I heard it.
@taylor2811
@taylor2811 3 года назад
“You guys look like the bland girls” LMAOOOOO
@TheRockLobsterMafia
@TheRockLobsterMafia 3 года назад
Oh my God TARA RIED!
@dimeen
@dimeen 3 года назад
Haha they were so fucking offended
@brandonrice1124
@brandonrice1124 2 года назад
I dont think i could have said that to those girls good thing he has cameras around because without them they might have kicked his ass.
@LettuceBunnies
@LettuceBunnies 2 года назад
@@dimeen so good to watch
@ferd31
@ferd31 2 года назад
@@brandonrice1124 kicked his ass really?
@alexcarey8005
@alexcarey8005 5 лет назад
"Your knuckles look scratched, did you walk here"
@wsredtyui
@wsredtyui 5 лет назад
@Dozo He compared the guy to a gorilla i think xd
@alexcarey8005
@alexcarey8005 5 лет назад
Dodi he has long arms
@alexcarey8005
@alexcarey8005 5 лет назад
*Dodo
@alexcarey8005
@alexcarey8005 5 лет назад
*Dozo
@lt4324
@lt4324 5 лет назад
@Dozo gorilla's usually move on "all fours"
@brickbrigade2760
@brickbrigade2760 2 года назад
“Shaq your knuckles are scraped, you walk here?” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kman8749
@kman8749 2 года назад
This guy is amazing. Improv stand up, can't beat it. He is a legend. I wish I was as quick and witty as him.
@CaptClapz
@CaptClapz 4 года назад
“Wow, it’s like Trump built a wall around just you.” 🤣
@rafaelnacha1788
@rafaelnacha1788 4 года назад
This one has me dying
@theloveguru7520
@theloveguru7520 4 года назад
Yupppp
@daniellee1722
@daniellee1722 4 года назад
That was gold
@keitheilish7983
@keitheilish7983 3 года назад
Is no one going to talk about the Micheal Jackson roast? “Oh my god there’s kids, run kids run!”
@jjryan1352
@jjryan1352 3 года назад
Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.
@David-kl7to
@David-kl7to 3 года назад
I was looking for this lmao
@takerfan4ever
@takerfan4ever 3 года назад
@@jjryan1352 Mj was obviously innocent.. but it's still funny
@tddouble9412
@tddouble9412 3 года назад
@@takerfan4ever no he wasn't lol
@takerfan4ever
@takerfan4ever 3 года назад
@@tddouble9412 b4 u further embarrass yourself.. google the trial and results.
@the8wave
@the8wave Год назад
Jeff Ross is the king of roasting people.
@jeffwatts1126
@jeffwatts1126 2 дня назад
And Nikki Glaser is the queen
@kimosabe6272
@kimosabe6272 Год назад
I honestly didn't realize he's been doing roasts for so damn long. No wonder he's the Roast Master!
@Iceman300c
@Iceman300c 3 года назад
5:55 he makes a joke about Ron Jeremy being "stoned to death" and Jeremy is so f'd up that he has to ask the woman next to him what the joke was
@dustinb1070
@dustinb1070 3 года назад
Ron fell asleep twice during that show. Bo Burnham got him too.
@minto420
@minto420 2 года назад
@@dustinb1070 man can sleep 23 hours a day now lol
@bresidentpoejiden8253
@bresidentpoejiden8253 2 года назад
I think he has narcolepsy. In an interview with Hansen he kept falling asleep
@dustinb1070
@dustinb1070 2 года назад
He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.
@Oh6Torch
@Oh6Torch 2 года назад
I’m sure he went right back to sleep thinking, “Whatever, I still have the biggest stick in the room.”
@leonmorales5744
@leonmorales5744 3 года назад
"they broke their backs carrying jerry seinfield for eight years" Fact
@Lawgang94
@Lawgang94 3 года назад
While I do love the show I always thought it would be nothing without ol' Costanza... Ain't really care for Kramer too much.
@Joker-qr5se
@Joker-qr5se 3 года назад
Seinfeld the show was a assembled piece but yeah Jerry was definitely the weakest link of it yet he is the richest from it.
@ElvenMans
@ElvenMans 3 года назад
I never got that joke, until i starting watching the show recently 😂
@yourmomsbox7455
@yourmomsbox7455 3 года назад
@@Joker-qr5se so many typos in one factual post
@DEEPMUCH
@DEEPMUCH 3 года назад
He's a genius at writing comedy....he wrote his cast the best lines.
@Posijax
@Posijax 2 года назад
Not only are his burns brilliant, but he always seems to somehow integrate compassion and admiration into them... A true craftsman... Roast on J.R.
@Booleanaal
@Booleanaal 2 года назад
"oh my god there's kids. RUN! RUN!!" lmaooooo
@diegozavaleta1661
@diegozavaleta1661 5 лет назад
"I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget" LMFAO
@ballin1394
@ballin1394 5 лет назад
for some reason I thought of CNN..
@growing367
@growing367 5 лет назад
lol ISIS videos
@jayu9642
@jayu9642 5 лет назад
Lool i laughed and cringed so hard
@terrorbilly2520
@terrorbilly2520 5 лет назад
previous roast was good as well: "I use your show as nightlight" lol
@eddieanderson9399
@eddieanderson9399 5 лет назад
that explains the good ratings, many people probably keep it on for a nightlight for that reason lol
@lifeandsea651
@lifeandsea651 4 года назад
"Drew Carey is to comedy.... what Mariah Carey is to comedy"
@itsneverlupus5544
@itsneverlupus5544 4 года назад
I don't get it
@itsneverlupus5544
@itsneverlupus5544 4 года назад
I dont get it
@thelastmemphian
@thelastmemphian 4 года назад
H.L mariah carey isn’t a comedian.
@guillermolopez7727
@guillermolopez7727 4 года назад
Nothing
@jakejones6652
@jakejones6652 4 года назад
H.L then you’re a fucking idiot
@shaybamford8194
@shaybamford8194 Год назад
Shaq you were great in the green mile absolute gold 😂😂
@ARDG89
@ARDG89 2 года назад
Bruh this dude is a roast legend. I would've loved as a kid growing up with him lol
@onestepbeyond7240
@onestepbeyond7240 5 лет назад
One of Jeffs funniest jabs was about comedian Alan King. " Alan's been around since the Beatles . Not the band,. the life form"
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L 5 лет назад
Damn.
@youtubisashoe
@youtubisashoe 5 лет назад
At the Smith roast he calls Jamie a crossdresser basically, guess all good comedy is based in reality
@fightfannerd2078
@fightfannerd2078 5 лет назад
Live Wire lol is there a clip of that
@onestepbeyond7240
@onestepbeyond7240 5 лет назад
@@fightfannerd2078 Yes . It's somewhere out there ... I think it might have been the best of..?
@onestepbeyond7240
@onestepbeyond7240 5 лет назад
@@fightfannerd2078 The drew carey roast
@KidAfro29
@KidAfro29 3 года назад
"your like a stripper who hates money thata why you work here" "those shorts are shorter then the time you spent in highschool" xD dead af
@CauseImFlawless
@CauseImFlawless 3 года назад
best one
@mezachris6
@mezachris6 3 года назад
Yeah I watched the video too
@quinseiffert6484
@quinseiffert6484 3 года назад
Chris lmfao yea i was abt to say, no way i missed that part
@tpbfangirl
@tpbfangirl 3 года назад
She went home that day and cried 😂
@egg-iu3fe
@egg-iu3fe 3 года назад
she was shook
@havokchaos6882
@havokchaos6882 2 года назад
Norm one of the funniest comedians ever, you will be missed my friend.
@maccyd53
@maccyd53 Год назад
Every six months or so I re-watch this 'cause it's gotta be the funniest thing...In. The. World.
@MeepMeep88
@MeepMeep88 5 лет назад
2:13 "This aint a roast, this a BBQ" LOLL holy shiiiiiot.
@cuterabbit8498
@cuterabbit8498 5 лет назад
That wasn't the bad part.
@lifestraight
@lifestraight 5 лет назад
Not fuckin' with the racist jokes
@stevesilverstone4385
@stevesilverstone4385 5 лет назад
​@@lifestraight People like you make those jokes even funnier.
@lifestraight
@lifestraight 5 лет назад
@@stevesilverstone4385 I get you. Just like jokes about palefaces and cops being pigs.
@stevesilverstone4385
@stevesilverstone4385 5 лет назад
@@lifestraight Let's hear one
@nahomsamuel1340
@nahomsamuel1340 3 года назад
''Looks like trump built the wall just around you.'' Laughin to death
@austinroccaro2219
@austinroccaro2219 3 года назад
I don’t get it
@HisDarkfashion
@HisDarkfashion 3 года назад
@@austinroccaro2219 where are you from ?
@newaccount1268
@newaccount1268 3 года назад
I laughed out loud , that shit was so fucking funny!
@ChachoGSX
@ChachoGSX 3 года назад
Yes.
@hala0coco
@hala0coco 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@neoibelievematrix2719
@neoibelievematrix2719 7 месяцев назад
Since day 1 I've always loved this man and his humor... not many got it at the beginning than he blew big!! Dudes awesome and a legend in his bragging rights and the original roast master salute my brotha o7
@goldknox9629
@goldknox9629 2 года назад
3:27 Shaq is such a good guy. Love the feel of the crowd.
@smul8771
@smul8771 5 лет назад
By watching this video, i learned that he pretty much makes three jokes and then shuts up. So he doesn't offend people 😂
@lucaschauvet5174
@lucaschauvet5174 5 лет назад
nah im pretty sure they find his jokes and himself personally more funny than how offended they actually are
@KingVikidin
@KingVikidin 5 лет назад
comedy comes in 3's
@Magerquark
@Magerquark 4 года назад
he definitely takes his time to see their reaction good move cause some of them were really hard hitting lol
@horse-4598
@horse-4598 4 года назад
I wish he would do a fourth sometimes but people are sensitive
@steventurous9000
@steventurous9000 3 года назад
Looks at blonde "you have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" LMFAO
@Gqgeorge1453
@Gqgeorge1453 3 года назад
Jesus she’s a dime tho
@buyzaxbys1774
@buyzaxbys1774 3 года назад
@@Gqgeorge1453 looked trans to me
@AbuHajarAlBugatti
@AbuHajarAlBugatti 3 года назад
@@Gqgeorge1453 fake blondes are ethnically appropriating my people and are disgusting
@beastvader
@beastvader 3 года назад
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Lool your username
@thomashardy7961
@thomashardy7961 2 года назад
He said Kunta Kinte without blushing. Lol.
@AnthonySherritt
@AnthonySherritt Год назад
I LOVE Jeff Ross. II was once at a party with him, Fred Willard and Joanne Worley. I have a picture and it's one of my favorites EVER!
@dehvin_shortly
@dehvin_shortly 2 года назад
Jeff Ross is the most hilarious dude ever. 💯
@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517
@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 2 года назад
"You're dressed like you're going to paint the set" gets me every time.
@Celtics20
@Celtics20 2 года назад
Then he tries to change the subject right away.. 😂
@anthonyontv1061
@anthonyontv1061 Год назад
That was a great line, I love Norm though.
@nathanwilliams4005
@nathanwilliams4005 6 месяцев назад
@@anthonyontv1061 Norm is a great sport, he loved it.
@Cherokeechuck9
@Cherokeechuck9 4 месяца назад
"He can't help himself"
@137Official
@137Official 4 года назад
“You don’t recognize him? He was on To Catch a Predator.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that had me rolllllling
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 4 года назад
That poor guy probably got ragged on constantly due to that bit, lol.
@aaronjames5276
@aaronjames5276 4 года назад
I laughed so hard. That was awesome. :)
@RyanSmith-wo2pi
@RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 года назад
Please and thank you.
@JaydenLawson
@JaydenLawson 2 года назад
This is what 2021 and beyond needs
@AC-Ninja
@AC-Ninja Год назад
Just a legend in the making. Legend.
@Unpluggedx89
@Unpluggedx89 3 года назад
"I use your show as a nightlight." Lmao don't we all
@Dominian1
@Dominian1 3 года назад
Wouldn't watch Jake Tapper if he was the only person left reporting the news.
@leonrififi3543
@leonrififi3543 2 года назад
Sounds like a Don Rickles joke
@oliverclothesoff3219
@oliverclothesoff3219 2 года назад
@@leonrififi3543 That's cuz it is lol
@TheFlagnard2
@TheFlagnard2 5 лет назад
Back when people didn't get immediately butt-hurt over everything...
@josharntt
@josharntt 5 лет назад
People in real life still don't act like that
@ctenosaura7380
@ctenosaura7380 5 лет назад
Some of these are from 2016, dumbass
@non_da
@non_da 5 лет назад
I'm so sick of comments like these. People are still laughing. People who are offended are in the minority.
@TheFlagnard2
@TheFlagnard2 5 лет назад
Fauna zoo · Yeah. It’s amazing how quickly shit changes.
@stephenkirkwood3544
@stephenkirkwood3544 5 лет назад
@@TwinTurboMotorsports You mean white
@wario8855
@wario8855 Год назад
“Oh there’s kids.. Run Run” had me dying
@arthurlyampensha8347
@arthurlyampensha8347 2 года назад
"Those are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school." Bruh! I felt that, quite brutal but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@coreycassidy1
@coreycassidy1 3 года назад
“You look like Amy winehouse if she went to rehab” yooo she was big mad
@DoubleMonoLR
@DoubleMonoLR 3 года назад
That's kind of a weird one though, she looked fine before she had problems with drugs & alcohol.
@johnf.hebert1409
@johnf.hebert1409 3 года назад
Certain casting directors usually have a stick up their ass though
@Artdeepmind
@Artdeepmind 3 года назад
I think that was more of a compliment than roast :D
@ericksonjustinAK
@ericksonjustinAK 3 года назад
That was one of the few that was actually a complement. I judge her for being offended.
@elizabethgeorge168
@elizabethgeorge168 3 года назад
"I've seen younger faces on cash" 🤣🤣
@sajithks97
@sajithks97 2 года назад
I didn't understand this.. could you kindly explain
@HajgarexhiaKosovar
@HajgarexhiaKosovar 2 года назад
@@sajithks97 the presidents are on cash and they look younger than the people who were at the place
@sajithks97
@sajithks97 2 года назад
@@HajgarexhiaKosovar hahahahhaa
@uservemewell
@uservemewell 2 года назад
"This isn't a roast. It's a rot!"
@Dnmk2007
@Dnmk2007 2 года назад
@@sajithks97 on bank notes are former presidents who were alive hundred years ago. So saying they have younger faces than the people in the room means the one on the room are really old.
@bernlin2000
@bernlin2000 2 года назад
Jeff has such an incredible range, from "Barbecues" to prisons, dude has done it all!
@johnward5404
@johnward5404 Год назад
I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.
@spaghetti5694
@spaghetti5694 3 года назад
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school” BRUTAL
@sam04019491
@sam04019491 2 года назад
That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.
@Corsayr
@Corsayr 2 года назад
@@sam04019491 drop out
@robertburbulea8503
@robertburbulea8503 2 года назад
@@sam04019491 explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.You understand it better but the frog dies
@RockyPalermo1
@RockyPalermo1 2 года назад
@@robertburbulea8503 That is f-ing brilliant
@satorougojo
@satorougojo 2 года назад
@@robertburbulea8503 The frog was always dead
@KayzokuGaming
@KayzokuGaming 4 года назад
The "dancing with the vaguely familiar" joke killed me
@shutterap5812
@shutterap5812 4 года назад
Tristan Courty same I lost it hahhahahaha
@Juice-ig3jz
@Juice-ig3jz 4 года назад
The look of how uncomfortable the crowd was made it better! lol
@GeekedOutNeckbeard
@GeekedOutNeckbeard 3 года назад
I don't even know who those 3 were even supposed to be
@billyashworth3944
@billyashworth3944 3 года назад
Steve-O in the background had me cracking up too
@josepartida1711
@josepartida1711 3 года назад
I think they think they’re more famous than they actually are...so the truth hurt 😂
@markkulyas2418
@markkulyas2418 2 года назад
Finally a comedian that actually made me laugh.
@jaimeozuna5879
@jaimeozuna5879 2 года назад
That was great I needed a 😂😂😂
@Priyovizion
@Priyovizion 5 лет назад
The Michael Jackson part "Oh my God there's kids run run!"
@seattlesneakerhead2526
@seattlesneakerhead2526 5 лет назад
Riorarshan lmao I was lookin for this comment
@DrProfessorWeed
@DrProfessorWeed 5 лет назад
I legitimately spit out the Snapple I was drinking that shit was so funny lmao.
@timhanby5662
@timhanby5662 4 года назад
Seattle Sneakerhead lmao same
@lekhapratap1652
@lekhapratap1652 4 года назад
Sslpslpslspslspdldldddldldl yum yum dim sum
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 4 года назад
Did you hear that Walmart is having a Michael Jackson sale? .... Little boys pants are half off LOL!!! 😅😅😅😅
@jachimpilgrim945
@jachimpilgrim945 5 лет назад
Your knuckles looked scraped did you walk here lmaooo
@NICKandJAMEScomedy
@NICKandJAMEScomedy 5 лет назад
I don't get that one
@erikkillmonger5624
@erikkillmonger5624 5 лет назад
He's suggesting that he drags his knuckles when he walks. A knuckle-dragger is a really dumb, primitive person.
@alsayedjalal
@alsayedjalal 5 лет назад
@@NICKandJAMEScomedy he explained it like 5 seconds later dude
@CoachBestTH
@CoachBestTH 5 лет назад
Thank you so much man. I've been asking about this joke for so long.
@BuckfastConsumer
@BuckfastConsumer 5 лет назад
Had me that one ahaha
@mikefixac
@mikefixac Год назад
In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.
@oskarfunes2505
@oskarfunes2505 5 месяцев назад
The Shaq knuckles joke, oh lord 😂😂😂
@joegutting9326
@joegutting9326 3 года назад
Back when people weren’t so offended...let’s go back
@wiskyr6510
@wiskyr6510 3 года назад
Bro come on now...some of these clips are less than 5 years old. 5 years ago, people would say the exact same shit about shit before that. Really, this rinse and repeat "people are too offended' bullshit is just getting old
@chrisb.7787
@chrisb.7787 3 года назад
People are to easily offended. Cancel culture has to stop before free speech is removed from our society.
@Xialoh
@Xialoh 3 года назад
@@wiskyr6510 You must not actually live on this planet, huh? You messaging from a space station or something? People not too easily offended...lmfao. If only your delusions were real.
@echo8337
@echo8337 3 года назад
Everyone's a fucking pussy these days. . . I miss the good ol' days
@wiskyr6510
@wiskyr6510 3 года назад
@@Xialoh well you completely missed the entire point of my comment, so maybe you should stop, rethink your response, and then maybe return with something actually productive instead of calling me "delusional." In fact, it's a little ironic...
@jbg71384
@jbg71384 5 лет назад
"I've seen younger faces on cash!" LMFAO, that was great.
@justinlaporte9414
@justinlaporte9414 2 года назад
Wow this guy is AWESOME!!!! love it!
@VIDSOFPK
@VIDSOFPK Год назад
‘shaq your knuckles look scraped did you walk here?’ HAHAHAH
@8BitOtherRyan
@8BitOtherRyan 5 лет назад
This guy sounds like a young Rick from Rick and Morty.
@memeaficionado1744
@memeaficionado1744 5 лет назад
Oh my god he does
@JoyOfSatan
@JoyOfSatan 5 лет назад
"This guy"
@SethWilloughby
@SethWilloughby 5 лет назад
@@JoyOfSatan bazamalan is probably like 10
@corychristopherson5883
@corychristopherson5883 5 лет назад
My first thought was Bob odenkirk. I can see rick too though
@livedelsolar5264
@livedelsolar5264 5 лет назад
If you merge Elon musk + Jeff Ross = rick Sanchez.
@jp-fd6oq
@jp-fd6oq 3 года назад
The dancing with the stars people died inside.
@WalterLiddy
@WalterLiddy 3 года назад
No idea who they were.
@neburb3687
@neburb3687 3 года назад
WalterLiddy still don’t
@danielcastillo9209
@danielcastillo9209 3 года назад
Same
@Bubba1960.
@Bubba1960. 3 года назад
Don't you mean, Dancing with the vaguely familiar?
@brandonbooze3599
@brandonbooze3599 3 года назад
The dude plays ted Laurent on the days of our lives lol
@davidasher3624
@davidasher3624 2 года назад
You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol
@jasonbrowman2683
@jasonbrowman2683 Год назад
The Harry Potter accountant had me crying laughing and then choking for 5 mins.. thank you
@FaZeTenSe
@FaZeTenSe 3 года назад
“Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in” 🤣🤣😭
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