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Jeff Seid's infamous "Shredded Pyramid" video, with fail-by fail commentary.
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@craig16576
@craig16576 10 лет назад
'The potato itself builds carbs'. Absolutely brilliant.
@AndrewWesthoff
@AndrewWesthoff 8 лет назад
"I mean, waters like essential for life."
@JesperJohansson
@JesperJohansson 8 лет назад
Yup, this guy is a scientist. I knew it when I first saw him.
@volvo245
@volvo245 8 лет назад
Drink 2 gallons per day....for one day (because you'll probably die from water poisoning )
@CrazyLocoInsane1
@CrazyLocoInsane1 7 лет назад
I would like for these guys to drink about 50 Gallons of water as a challenge they should do it on youtube.
@future3m283
@future3m283 7 лет назад
Andrew Westhoff W😂😂😂..so true😂😂😂 super important☝😂😂😂😂😰😱😂😂
@jeremywhitfield4556
@jeremywhitfield4556 7 лет назад
For Jeff, Jizz is essential for life
@CSlinger
@CSlinger 6 лет назад
I'm not sure these guys know how a Pyramid Chart works. Slapping random stickers in a triangle doesn't make it Pyramid Chart.
@slimsammyone
@slimsammyone 7 лет назад
Wait, so fat in egg yolks isn't natural and is bad, but mechanically pressed linseed oil is natural and healthy. Got it.
@joelscb
@joelscb 7 лет назад
Samuel Brown exactly
@slimsammyone
@slimsammyone 7 лет назад
I eat two dozen eggs a week and all it did was raise my HDL, good cholesterol, by twenty points.
@freddieelohopea6961
@freddieelohopea6961 6 лет назад
+Samuel Brown Eggs still raise bad cholesterol.
@sakispdsw
@sakispdsw 6 лет назад
Samuel Brown Tbh id say generally for the majority of people eggs arent the best food due to the saturated fat and cholesterol.There are better options both for protein and the nutrients eggs contain.But hey if it works for you.
@joshmcauley8063
@joshmcauley8063 6 лет назад
Tupu Tati there's no link between dietary cholesterol and blood cholesterol levels. Eat all the eggs you want.
@DustMan2704
@DustMan2704 8 лет назад
im pretty sure jeff stole the other guys eyebrows and glued them to his own.
@danieladellavecchia1131
@danieladellavecchia1131 8 лет назад
omg i had to laugh 😂
@anonymous2012s
@anonymous2012s 8 лет назад
+Daniela Dellavecchia and put laughing smiley at the end so you can be sure that we understand what were you doing?! thanks
@DustMan2704
@DustMan2704 8 лет назад
Stefan its okay, stefan. you too can make girls laugh... just drop your pants.
@danieladellavecchia1131
@danieladellavecchia1131 8 лет назад
Stefan jeff seid is the biggest hunk ever i feel bad for laughing
@DustMan2704
@DustMan2704 8 лет назад
Stefan nothing is more sexy than a man with poor grammar. youre a knockout.
@smcfly125
@smcfly125 10 лет назад
This video has a special place in my heart. When I feel bad about myself I watch this and remember that I'm not a fuckwit.
@ronmalloy7884
@ronmalloy7884 9 лет назад
typical insecure hater who never worked out in their entire life
@smcfly125
@smcfly125 9 лет назад
I do lift though and you don't even have a dp? At least have the balls to post what you look like you spastic. Go away. Drive home in your ferrari.
@ronmalloy7884
@ronmalloy7884 9 лет назад
your dad should have pulled out you non lifting beta
@owNagesk1ll
@owNagesk1ll 9 лет назад
u mad brah ?
@Heyithinkhejust
@Heyithinkhejust 6 лет назад
So much gay in one video.
@hebince44
@hebince44 5 лет назад
Lmao did you see 7:07 !!
@sam117mas
@sam117mas 5 лет назад
Nice pfp
@elfabusss3287
@elfabusss3287 5 лет назад
Very very putos
@kristiant96
@kristiant96 4 года назад
@AntiFem Glasscock looks like you did your research.
@kristiant96
@kristiant96 4 года назад
@AntiFem Glasscock I am glad you liked it. Maybe you will want to join us ?
@mikerennie2024
@mikerennie2024 7 лет назад
Guy can't even stick the magnets inside the damn pyramid. What a mouthbreather.
@christianhernandez5928
@christianhernandez5928 6 лет назад
Mike Rennie LOL 😂😂
@jblob5764
@jblob5764 6 лет назад
God damnit you made me laugh and i blew out my green hit on a fresh bowl XD
@jmzsil
@jmzsil 5 лет назад
J Blob 😂😂😂
@gordonfreeman1931
@gordonfreeman1931 6 лет назад
7:07 Just me and my german bro hanging out together shirtless eating blueberries.
@dominikfulop7188
@dominikfulop7188 5 лет назад
its sounds bad now that i read it out loud
@migram4190
@migram4190 5 лет назад
Who doesn't do that with their bros? 😂
@JunkCCCP
@JunkCCCP 5 лет назад
Blueberries first... the *cream* comes later.
@musikalniyfanboichik
@musikalniyfanboichik 2 года назад
mmmm
@sheepdogsherlock1311
@sheepdogsherlock1311 7 лет назад
*Jeff walks into a salon, holds up a Ken barbie doll and says this is the hair cut I want. Nailed it.*
@spiralshit05
@spiralshit05 5 лет назад
sweet potato's better than potato cuz it's a superfood the nutrition expertise is on another level
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 5 лет назад
Yep. I normally refer to that level as preschool. But depending on what you need potato and sweet potato are just as good as each other. Fun fact: sweet potato isn't a potato.
@duffwicky
@duffwicky 7 лет назад
Any don't forget. Eat clen, Tren hard, Test your limits, Anavar give up.
@John-dd8kh
@John-dd8kh 5 лет назад
LoaL
@midguy4265
@midguy4265 5 лет назад
And egg has 4g of carbs
@martonfitness
@martonfitness 5 лет назад
Aim HiGH and keep on husSLIN
@blackopssavage
@blackopssavage 5 лет назад
Jason Blaha approves this message.
@Dashyrre
@Dashyrre 4 года назад
DBOLISH YOUR GOALS!
@biolayne1
@biolayne1 9 лет назад
facepalm
@JordanTrosclair
@JordanTrosclair 9 лет назад
Hahahaha
@chriscarey509
@chriscarey509 6 лет назад
biolayne lol
@rtydht45r5
@rtydht45r5 8 лет назад
Jeff Seid's video gave me public speaking anxiety
@headbuster03
@headbuster03 8 лет назад
lol!
@jeremywhitfield4556
@jeremywhitfield4556 7 лет назад
It gave me autism
@ArezDjinn
@ArezDjinn 7 лет назад
It gave me aids :'(
@j_bailey11
@j_bailey11 6 лет назад
It gave me confidence.. that you may not have pecs sticking out further than your forhead, or have them.. shit doesn't matter, still you might not know what the hell is your life about.. beig fixated about your striated obliques.. And that beautifully completes the message of Rob Bailey.. progress he was talking about is not just your flat bench press, but general knowledge and skills in life... I'm glad tho that there are people like Jeff Seid and his (intellectually) shredded clique.. thy can keep us sober about placing the gym and aesthetics of our physique in the healthy order of principles in life..
@John-dd8kh
@John-dd8kh 5 лет назад
@@j_bailey11 whaaa?
@Defiant1376
@Defiant1376 7 лет назад
Jeff's hair,what style is that?Lego?
@jeremywhitfield4556
@jeremywhitfield4556 7 лет назад
Piss style
@flightthegoatreacts3991
@flightthegoatreacts3991 7 лет назад
Defiant Waters No it's the "One" Direction head ass.
@caseyjones831
@caseyjones831 7 лет назад
Defiant Waters its like a helmet
@MrJaxDemon
@MrJaxDemon 7 лет назад
Defiant Waters Haha brilliant.
@ryangibson1901
@ryangibson1901 7 лет назад
Defiant Waters the "zyzz wannabe" cut.
@Coolerdbz69
@Coolerdbz69 7 лет назад
That guys face is so freakin girly lol. He's like an emo bodybuilder
@davidalderlid7318
@davidalderlid7318 6 лет назад
Pvt Vasquez hey!! His roid chin's making him look older! Like 16....
@mrmaxwell346
@mrmaxwell346 6 лет назад
Oh god a bodybuilding trap.
@JunkCCCP
@JunkCCCP 6 лет назад
He looks kind of like an elf
@Dopedupster
@Dopedupster 6 лет назад
well that's kinda his thing.. "inspiration" to those 13-15 yr old guys doing situps at home
@wildanS
@wildanS 6 лет назад
Мейсу Семпай He doesn't look like an elf, he looks like a gnome and I'm not even kidding.
@grantoden8242
@grantoden8242 8 лет назад
How to lose credibility: use the word "Superfood"
@NickElite007
@NickElite007 8 лет назад
"we are the only specie that consumes another animal's milk." "we're the only species that uses computers, what's your point?' lmaoo
@mikaels71
@mikaels71 8 лет назад
That's not the point. Milk is fucking useless
@Pudakillz69
@Pudakillz69 7 лет назад
+Mikael S lol are you joking?
@leonardilifter
@leonardilifter 7 лет назад
+Mikael S milk is designed for a baby cow to grow in a half-ton colossal mammal. How the fuck can it be useless
@imabigpotato3249
@imabigpotato3249 7 лет назад
+Leonardo Aldecocea its not good for you
@imabigpotato3249
@imabigpotato3249 7 лет назад
+Major League Gains Mr . Stevenson btw its not good 4 u
@Quickk
@Quickk 7 лет назад
"I think the german guy speaks better english than this guy" ahaha
@MDsSeltaro
@MDsSeltaro 4 года назад
"Milk makes your protein shakes taste better, though I like how Jeff's taste already". Omg these translations are killing me. Elgin had a lot of fun with this one lol
@aNUGGET
@aNUGGET 8 лет назад
HAHAHHA they clearly have no clue what they're talking about. Why are they doing a nutrition video? "these are good cuz they're super good" turkey in the fruit section, bananas in the meat section, hair product in the vegetable section. Nice job with this one. I was pissing myself.
@vsoundelend
@vsoundelend 8 лет назад
That pyramid contains ''like'' everything. Basically eat everything, everybody! Super important.
@blackhandofset
@blackhandofset 6 лет назад
"Now you're speaking my ranguage" killed me
@Briansgate
@Briansgate 6 лет назад
3 years later, and i'm still laughing out loud at this. The subtitles are epic.
@justanotherbum007
@justanotherbum007 8 лет назад
How did turkey not make it into the meat category? WTF?
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
@ChucksSEADnDEAD 8 лет назад
Cause, uh... Turkey is a country, bro. Not a meat. Super important.
@andrewaw3634
@andrewaw3634 8 лет назад
He put it up there, along with everything else he slapped on there Lol
@JC-om7nr
@JC-om7nr 6 лет назад
Turkeys a meat bro
@asianpinger9376
@asianpinger9376 6 лет назад
Fred Ward someone didn’t get the joke
@urmenior
@urmenior 5 лет назад
Neither did salmon.
@Wreck5tep
@Wreck5tep 9 лет назад
Native German speaker here. I approve of the subtitles.
@The-eo4lj
@The-eo4lj Месяц назад
What do you think of his pronounciation? He speaks very weirdly, any idea where he is from? He keeps pronouncing random Ss as SCH when they cannot be pronounced as SCH, for example, he said "Keine AngSCHt"
@songbird7450
@songbird7450 3 года назад
"There is nothing nessecarily wrong with genetically modified foods. A lot of the foods we think haven't been modified have been modified." As a genetics student I say: Thank you.
@GabrielWarlock
@GabrielWarlock 2 года назад
As a Food Science student, I thank him as well
@superstraight173
@superstraight173 Год назад
You guys are playing with nature.
@tubeguy4066
@tubeguy4066 Год назад
@@superstraight173 every single fruit out there is modified.
@ns2304
@ns2304 Год назад
@@tubeguy4066 Theres a difference between selective breeding and gene modification. Potatoes have their genes literally edited so they produce higher yields. Different ballpark then breeding out bananas based on phenotypes until we got to the modern varieties. We can all agree that there are another two fruits on the screen there with genetic modifications that they don't need it
@songbird7450
@songbird7450 Год назад
@@ns2304 Yes! The difference is that selective breeding is messy, you need forever to get te results you want and they are low-quality. By using genetic engineering, it's possible to introduce/silence/change a single gene in a controlled manner. This is safer (because no side effects) and a lot more efficient.
@ggkoutdoors4568
@ggkoutdoors4568 7 лет назад
Look at his metro sexual brows and hair. 8 bottles of hair spray where harmed in the making of this video.
@travissherwood422
@travissherwood422 10 лет назад
eggs aren't dairy, they are commonly found in the dairy isle, but are not dairy.
@owendavids8391
@owendavids8391 10 лет назад
eggs are poultry
@Lavabug
@Lavabug 9 лет назад
***** Eggs are a chicken abortion. And a tasty abortion at that. I eat 12 chicken abortions a day.
@BruchoSindicate
@BruchoSindicate 8 лет назад
6:18 - Salt is like essential for your life. Oh my fucking God... Breaking news, fuck food and water, kids in Africa need MOAR SALT BRAH! It's essential for your life.
@soccerskillz95
@soccerskillz95 8 лет назад
+Brucho Sindicate It actually is, Sodium and Potassium are what allow your nerves to work.
@BruchoSindicate
@BruchoSindicate 8 лет назад
soccerskillz95 We get more than enough of sodium without additional need of salt. Even putting salt on a food pyramid is beyond retarded.
@d3ltaforcer3d79
@d3ltaforcer3d79 8 лет назад
+soccerskillz95 Sodium Potassium Pump
@andreipulosul1492
@andreipulosul1492 8 лет назад
+Brucho Sindicate it's super important
@Finkelfunk
@Finkelfunk 6 лет назад
Putting it into the pyramid is retarded, yes. But there's a good point to this: Salt is extremely under represented in our modern world food. There are fairly recent studies that suggest that more salt could be the key to healthier lifestyles.
@MEN101
@MEN101 5 лет назад
More better. Super important.
@GokuBlack-sn5dr
@GokuBlack-sn5dr 5 лет назад
lul
@migram4190
@migram4190 5 лет назад
Fancy seeing you here miggy! 😂
@kylekampa6721
@kylekampa6721 5 лет назад
The only Jeff I take fitness advice from is Jeff Caveliere
@kappakd
@kappakd 5 лет назад
Too bad he aint even good at training people.He is just a good Physio.Also a fake natty (Not implying that Seid knows shit,just saying)
@TundraBoy
@TundraBoy 5 лет назад
@@kappakd lol Jeff caveliere is 175 lbs and trains/eats like its his job to be an athlete if you actually think hes no natty you probably have really trash genetics or 0 work ethic
@TundraBoy
@TundraBoy 5 лет назад
Jeff nippard
@kappakd
@kappakd 5 лет назад
@@TundraBoy He is like 40+ years old ~7% Percent bodyfat year round.Trt the least get serious
@kappakd
@kappakd 5 лет назад
@The Lexdysic cartographer well we have seen Jessy's transformation pretty shitty imo, 2+ years I think and he looks the same.Those pro teams you are talking about fired Jeff, guess why? Lol.Yes I like Blaha im not biased i know that alot of things he has done are stupid but I believe his knowledge is way better than most guys on youtube.I appreciate Jeff as a kinesiologist/physio but nothing else and yes he is a fake natty obviously
@headbuster03
@headbuster03 8 лет назад
it looks like Jeff has eyeliner on.
@PookieMasten
@PookieMasten 7 лет назад
Well, I didn't invent penicillin so...?
@LauraTeAhoWhite
@LauraTeAhoWhite 9 лет назад
There is nothing wrong with potatoes or whole eggs for that matter. But then again what do you expect from a guy who says that eggs yolks have four grams of carbs?
@winkwest7166
@winkwest7166 Год назад
I asked the grocery store manager where the "super foods" are and he punched me in the nose, then ran me over with his Ford escape while I was waiting for the bus.
@chi7818
@chi7818 4 года назад
Fleece Johnson the booty warrior would disagree about water being the most important thing in life.
@serdaryavuz6996
@serdaryavuz6996 8 лет назад
Hahahaha an egg has 4 grams of carbs in it?! :))))) Come on jeff there is a limit to broscience too
@RotaryPoweredRX
@RotaryPoweredRX 8 лет назад
the slow-mo limp wrists got me evry tiem
@jamesvetter3996
@jamesvetter3996 6 лет назад
So what you're telling me is if I buy all 190 of these foods things will be real good?
@acemccool4475
@acemccool4475 7 лет назад
Has that guy got a wig on?
@abe1511
@abe1511 6 лет назад
Nope. That wig has a tumour..
@ChristianAaron832
@ChristianAaron832 4 года назад
@@abe1511 man WHAHAHAHHAHA
@Jacktibby2011
@Jacktibby2011 8 лет назад
carbs in yolks damn thats stupid the yolk has most of the nutrition stop throwing the yolks away people !
@leefisher2296
@leefisher2296 8 лет назад
+Elessar Yávëtil if you eat 5 eggs a day, 5 yolks is wayyyyy too much cholestrol. i do 2 yolks, 3 without the yolks :)
@agustin4741
@agustin4741 8 лет назад
+Lee Fisher Your liver produce "bad colesterol" if u don't eat it, if you are worried about your colesterol levels ask your doctor if your liver works fine with the amount you are taking. For example my liver make a lot of "bad colesterol", even if i eat right... fuck my genetic (sorry for my bad english)
@agustin4741
@agustin4741 8 лет назад
+Lee Fisher Your liver produce "bad colesterol" if u don't eat it, if you are worried about your colesterol levels ask your doctor if your liver works fine with the amount you are taking. For example my liver make a lot of "bad colesterol", even if i eat right... fuck my genetic (sorry for my bad english)
@m3ick
@m3ick 8 лет назад
he throws the yolks away coz of the 4g of carbs (allegendly) and then he eats rice.... legit XD
@fightington
@fightington 8 лет назад
+m3ick hahahahahhahaha
@BruchoSindicate
@BruchoSindicate 8 лет назад
Oh yeah also, simple white potato have magnesium, Vitamin B-6, Iron, Vitamin C and trace of Calcium. And a shit ton of other minerals like potassium.
@littlemissink
@littlemissink 8 лет назад
surprisingly also 3g protein per 3.5 oz.
@lukasolsson6205
@lukasolsson6205 7 лет назад
Brucho Sindicate I fuuuuuuckin love potatoes, mash em up with a lil bit of sour cream and chives, salt and pepper and you got yourself a killer side
@ShanteRoxxane
@ShanteRoxxane 7 лет назад
Brucho Sindicate Potatoes actually have most of the nutrients we need to live. They're a true superfood.
@littlemissink
@littlemissink 7 лет назад
Jeff Seid is a potato.
@HerrAndrusz
@HerrAndrusz 7 лет назад
Let's hear it for the fucking potato!
@finisaborigine1712
@finisaborigine1712 7 лет назад
"It's ok to go potato, but not to eat potato." Killed me right there.
@dumbdumberanddumbest9375
@dumbdumberanddumbest9375 6 лет назад
I think he let his roids get to his brain or maybe he didnt have a formal education or he was to busy drinking water to pay attention
@Sascaunt
@Sascaunt 10 лет назад
Bros providing broof
@markusgoncalves2075
@markusgoncalves2075 10 лет назад
lol
@davidenriquez9652
@davidenriquez9652 8 лет назад
this video is super important. *takes shot*
@adf286
@adf286 3 года назад
This has to be one of your funniest videos Elgin, the subtitles kill me 😂😂😂
@timjimbob5839
@timjimbob5839 7 лет назад
the part that killed me was Elgin's translation of the apple where he talked about eating apples with artisinal cheeses. the artisinal cheese part made me bust out laughing. that is great.
@charlestongreen5634
@charlestongreen5634 10 лет назад
I literally spat out my coffee when I heard egg yolk has carbs
@PirateFunk
@PirateFunk 9 лет назад
Then they introduce rice right after. What is consistency?
@Abreimann
@Abreimann 9 лет назад
Same here.
@Pikachulova7
@Pikachulova7 8 лет назад
I rewinded the video and took a shot every time the words "super important" were said.
@Pikachulova7
@Pikachulova7 8 лет назад
...I got cirrhosis
@andrewaw3634
@andrewaw3634 8 лет назад
+Pikachulova7 Lmao 😂
@BrotherBoresIsBest
@BrotherBoresIsBest 4 года назад
I've watched a fair amount of your videos, and you have yet to disappoint me... I love this!
@agatsumazenitsu4328
@agatsumazenitsu4328 3 года назад
That first “what is bullshit Alex” was so funny.
@mike6323
@mike6323 8 лет назад
Eggs are not dairy
@julianunyabiz2193
@julianunyabiz2193 8 лет назад
Almost everyone knows that.
@mike6323
@mike6323 8 лет назад
Random Person Almost
@RotaryPoweredRX
@RotaryPoweredRX 8 лет назад
pigs also cannot fly
@mike6323
@mike6323 8 лет назад
Philth Collins Awkward because they were referred to as dairy products by the narrator...
@andrewaw3634
@andrewaw3634 8 лет назад
"I recommend drinking 1 to 2 gallons of water a day" 😂
@user-tr2dh4xx6u
@user-tr2dh4xx6u 4 года назад
Pfft I drink 4 a day
@frettlez2932
@frettlez2932 6 лет назад
I'm dying, these vids are hilarious man.
@ddii2786
@ddii2786 Год назад
Somehow this is even funnier when comming back to it in 2023.
@strawberyjustice
@strawberyjustice 10 лет назад
education is important but big biceps are importanter
@DocSteelhamer
@DocSteelhamer 8 лет назад
THIS GUYS FOOD PYRAMID IS...steroids.....:)))))))))))
@christinesanders8365
@christinesanders8365 8 лет назад
lol and you're a skinny fuck and he's hotter than you'll ever be ;)
@rastiomar1340
@rastiomar1340 8 лет назад
+christine sanders Why do you fans love Jeff Seid so much? It's like you must protect him at all cost.
@jamesmarley687
@jamesmarley687 7 лет назад
+christine sanders He a terrible man who t4icks young boys in to thinking he body is attainable which it absolutly is not without steroids. So many young men die chasing this body with drugs
@christinesanders8365
@christinesanders8365 7 лет назад
James Marley lol maybe you're dumb as fuck if you think his body isn't attainable naturally. Lift for at least 10 years with a strict diet and you'll get 18 inch arms and a chest that isn't even that big. And you do realise his photoshoots are all Photoshop😂
@jamesmarley687
@jamesmarley687 7 лет назад
christine sanders stupid slag. It is impoosible to have 18 inch arms at a body fat percentage lower than 8% (which he claims) without drugs. I'm as big as him if not bigger, and im natural...but its impossible to hold that much muscle at a sub 8% body fat without steroids. you need to be at least 13% to produce enough testosterone to maintain that much muscle alone. And considering he has a high voice, he clearly isnt above average test levels on his own anyway. just because he makes you wet you slag doesn't mean the science is wrong. he is a salemans. period. now fuck off in your little hole you crack head, im off to make some more gains.
@aymanlockhartable
@aymanlockhartable 7 лет назад
OMG I Need to add water in my diet!!!!!!!!!
@Perversul14
@Perversul14 7 лет назад
Those subtitles made me laugh uncontrolably for the whole video man, keep doing stuff like this :D
@mjoto
@mjoto 8 лет назад
this video never gets old
@henriccarlsson9052
@henriccarlsson9052 6 лет назад
mjoto It's 2017-09-22 and I have now seen it 5 times. Gold.
@demonhunter437
@demonhunter437 10 лет назад
When he talks about "superfoods", I imagine potatoes that run around in tiny capes with tiny masks committing tiny acts of vigilante justice against that ground turkey you forgot about and left in the fridge for two weeks.
@ednaumanfitness
@ednaumanfitness 7 лет назад
stay on my salt cycle, lost it.
@MisterSiga
@MisterSiga 5 лет назад
lmao, rewatching some of the older vids. Suprised there arent other comments. Keep it up Trap Lord
@ironfist9414
@ironfist9414 8 лет назад
"breathe into your balls" XD that kills me.
@fivestardcuo731
@fivestardcuo731 8 лет назад
"Now you're speaking my ranguage" LMAO
@13enn
@13enn 6 лет назад
“Grinding some pepper over the building block of carbs there”
@ModernDayMeditations
@ModernDayMeditations 7 лет назад
Dude i love your fuckin channel ahahah this vid is probably my favourite, watching it for the second time and it has me in stitches 😂😭 keep it up
@wildanS
@wildanS 10 лет назад
What kind of useless advice is to tell people to drink water? Every animal, with no exceptions, does that instinctively. What's next, tell people to breathe in order to provide the organism with oxygen?
@SkyisBlue2014
@SkyisBlue2014 10 лет назад
It's actually surprising how few people drink enough water, and considering all the toxins and other garbage in our bodies, that was by far the least dumbass thing said in this video in my opinion. I get what you're saying though, and I'm not sure if water should be considered food/nutrition :P
@tonibaloni12
@tonibaloni12 8 лет назад
The Trump hair damn
@silvervargas9679
@silvervargas9679 8 лет назад
exactly
@Victoriascarn
@Victoriascarn 7 лет назад
yisss
@gersainc.
@gersainc. 5 лет назад
When put the rice " now you are speaking my language" lol that killed me
@timinman2237
@timinman2237 5 лет назад
Bruh those captions had me dying and I have watched this video like 6 times and I die of laughter every time😂😂
@rustyray420
@rustyray420 10 лет назад
Trapakin skywalkerrr
@anonymous2012s
@anonymous2012s 8 лет назад
the dude on left does look like a toned clown tho
@donshipman8441
@donshipman8441 3 года назад
The limp wrist slowmoes are fabulous lol!
@michaeldillon20
@michaeldillon20 6 лет назад
I never laughed as hard at any video of yours, this is gold.
@SantyelPaisa
@SantyelPaisa 7 лет назад
lol jess is an idiot, that whole milk thing had me dying 😂😂.
@SantyelPaisa
@SantyelPaisa 7 лет назад
and yes I called that bitch fruit jess
@gabrielsvastha7807
@gabrielsvastha7807 5 лет назад
In a way, I like Jeff Seid, because if it wasn't for him, this video wouldn't exist.
@chrisbonfadini8672
@chrisbonfadini8672 4 года назад
I laughed so hard that I cried. Thank you
@preserveandthrive6830
@preserveandthrive6830 6 лет назад
I laughed so hard at this video lol. Huge thumbs up, this was hillarious.
@TheDarkworldangel
@TheDarkworldangel 4 года назад
“and I’m is fluffer” lmao!
@mehdiahsan4042
@mehdiahsan4042 4 года назад
This video is an absolute gem.
@leflores91
@leflores91 22 дня назад
It’s June 2024, and this video still retains the same amount of humor, as when it was uploaded.
@Shellhart23
@Shellhart23 6 лет назад
The intro to this video kills me every time Elgin starts the song 😂
@JunkCCCP
@JunkCCCP 5 лет назад
Jeff Seid lookin' like Link from Legend of Zelda.
@leeeee666
@leeeee666 10 лет назад
I'm eating dinner as I'm watching, and have choked twice because some of this shit is too damn funny.
@hated7dtd
@hated7dtd 6 лет назад
I am german and i LOVE what you did to the translation, hilarious!
@high5eric
@high5eric 6 лет назад
lmao i got an abs work out during this video, best commentary and Translations.
@Scrapzilla69
@Scrapzilla69 7 лет назад
Are jeffs sideburns fake??
@angusblack967
@angusblack967 8 лет назад
Holy shit! Makes me remember Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship from Most Extreme Elimination Challenge with the commentary!
@ThatGuy76985
@ThatGuy76985 7 лет назад
"Now you're speaking my ranguage." I fucking died at that part!
@rickjamesbitch7765
@rickjamesbitch7765 6 лет назад
0:20 😂😂 the beginning was great. This is your returning champion..
@LaggardlySort
@LaggardlySort 7 лет назад
Hahahaha that wrist thing had me dying, wtf was that
@melonsodagirl
@melonsodagirl 9 лет назад
This video had me rolling on the floor! Not only that, it had a good message: Whether you agree or disagree with what these men claim to know about nutrition, it is always important to do your OWN research to ensure that the decisions you are making will work FOR YOU. Subscribed
@Thomas-ll6hm
@Thomas-ll6hm 6 лет назад
His hair looks like a wiig Lol I had to rewatch the whole video to read the “translation”. It’s hilarious listening to what the german is talking and to read what he really means. nice job 👍🏼😂
@MrJizzy181
@MrJizzy181 7 лет назад
"Now you are speaking my Ranguage" killed me. 😂
@LoominatyConfirm
@LoominatyConfirm 9 лет назад
talking bout pyramids huh?
@joespino126
@joespino126 7 лет назад
you're supposed to eat less of the stuff on top of the pyramid. salt is right there with fruits lol. also you put salts with the "Good foods" and potatoes are somehow worse than salt
@hebince44
@hebince44 5 лет назад
Lmao sweet potatoes are essential at the bottom at the meat department and regular potatoes are all the way at the top, above salt and dairy. Like is there *THAT* much difference?? And lactose intolerant people I guess never eat potatoes then. Hahahahahaha.
@bamxz9336
@bamxz9336 7 лет назад
this whole thing reminded me of a high school health class partner presentation
@user-vj4ip3rj1l
@user-vj4ip3rj1l 5 лет назад
ive been binging tf out of these vids lmaoooo
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