Exercises in Futility - The Roasting of Elliott Hulse 

Usually what people tend to do if they have nothing substantial to say lol

He wouldn't get on board with their rhetoric and speech patterns

He's their cousin or something I think

That’s what I was thinkin

He wishes he was apart of the hodgetwins

keat van lowe Facts

Not to mention condescending

duh, he's black.

@@maxdecphoenix Well, whites are the all time kings of being fake and condescending.

@@lesliesmith1797 ah yes, fight racism with racism. Big Brain

Damn comment section on fire, about to burn all of RU-vid down shit

yes, same here, cringy...I couldn't talk like that..

Jacob Robertson lol wat my friend sound like when hegot into enlightment stuff Good thing he out grew it

@@snakekingblues3017 he still sounds like an idiot.

trying to talk like tyrion but is dumb bitch like cersei

He gets it from a really cringey self-help book called 'Way of the Superior Man'

😂😂😂😂

Civopop11 I’m not sure Elliot is taking a breath during this rant.

This is some next-level Monty Python-level shit.

It's the super steroids instead of bacne he lost his eyebrows

@@kungfuman82 for real

Englin*

@@ashog1426 guvna?

This killed me 😂😂😂

I’m wheezing with the both of you

Well it does a little bit.. Kind of important to know what words mean

A thesaurus more like it... it's so fuckn hilarious...I love it..."spoken word ass motha fucka." As a fellow attorney, Federal Law Clerk, and former pro athlete wash out (soccer) who still lifts, I really appreciate that Elgin points out shit form, ego lifters, and the importance of safety as well all the bullshit that's in the fitness industry (including idiots like this who lift incorrectly, give out bullshit info, lie, and sell unnecessary pseudo science nutrition products). Elgin is actually trying to give out helpful legitimate advice by roasting these idiots and pointing out bad form and crossfit's bullshit. So great.

It does........

Right! Anyone who starts by saying "it doesn't matter to me BUT..." or "I don't care about that BUT..." absolutely cares or it matters to them. If they truly didn't get bothered by whatever it is they're complaining about, they would ignore it completely.

That's an over simplification of what he's saying. I'm a fan of strength camp and Elliot so my opinion is a bit bias.

There is a saying about this sort of thing. "Everything before 'but' is bullshit."

@@AshantiPerkins Soooooo your opinion doesn't matter then since you admitted it's bias anyways.

thanks man, your comment says it all

Don't thank me. Thank El Trapo.

IIRC he finished up one of his last cycles of juice around then, and i believe that one included trenbolone. It could be nothing, but given his ever present philosophical nature it could have screwed with his head a bit. Tren is one of the few steroids proven to genuinely alter some peoples brain chemistry. 2014 seems to be about when he went from a hard line between his workout/movement mechanics vids and his life lessons type stuff and he started merging them. I blame that last cycle for it.

i find a good 70 % of his life advice good

100!

Genetically Screwed one year later and I still lost my shit watching this video. This is the best quip in the video lol

You must come to the big baby!

what is worse, he does his OWN seminars!

+maverickM249 How but not going at all.Who are you talking about anyway?

he is though...

lmao he's just stacking words on each other

Abbas Rizvi You're right.....especially lately, it's like he's let the fame and success he's had over inflate his ego. A little while back he had a unique perspective. Crazy what a little success can do to people.

It's hard to listen to the narrator.....he truly thinks he's funny, and he sounds like a yuppie. I can't believe how many liked this......

I remember helping my teacher grade essays back in middle school. The speech this guy gives sounds just like the kids who used to bullshit their way (or try to) through the assigned essay. "I look to those who are greater than me, find yourself, oh great one! Perhaps, I should humble myself and ask, how might I... grow a kingdom... with a little bit of your wisdom." OH my gosh. Just STOP.

Jermyn78 LMFAOO

Needs eyeliner fast

BTW They were the good guys

Elliot didn't have 'Another Perfect Day'. ;-p

1000 nations of the Persian empire decend upon you lookin ass

Breathe into your balls.

Mr. Fister you ever done any bioenergetics? Or anything similar? That stuff works.

Yeah, 6 years ago I used to practically worship Elliot. I still like him but that's because I mainly watch his old content haha.

He read a new age book on spirituality, and thought he was a guru, or some shit.

@@chickfinnegan8969 I give him lots of credit. He reads and applies it. Can get any better.

Maybe he just got ADHD

Elgin used the best word to describe it: equivocating. He muddies the water, to make it seem deep.

@@Musashiditlapathere I hope that's true. He actually would have an excuse/reason in that case.

He's on that one gallon of fortune cookies a day diet

@@Musashiditlapathere Relatable...

Thanks Master Yoda!! 👌

Hahahaha, what a sentence that was!!

Oh God no.

Its funnier on repeat. 😂

Got em’

Pure eloquence. 😂

Too deep bruh

Don't use the Lord's name in vain

​@@nathansidhu6723Or what?

Agreed. I've taken a lot from him beyond just lifting advice, 70-80% of his life advice/etc is on point but fuck he talks some shit the other 20%..

me too.. i started to see too much cult or pyramid scheme like bullshit talk and i bailed out.

After his "hiatus" I was hoping he'd learned his lesson but it was not to be. He has toned down the pseudo science a bit but it's still there. He mentioned bioenergetics again in a post and I just turned off.

Sometimes they lose focus on what people actually want. He thought people wanted pseudo science instead of strongman.

And who the fuck are you or Elin todo say what Elliot has to do or say... His videos that don't like me I don't watch it and that's it...

Hes broken

​@@TheDipset1233 why?

@@TheDipset1233 txt back lazy ass

Thats not exactly true. Or true for the wrong reason (a reason you're unaware of). That is, much of what Elliot communicates,( which is what you mean by "talks, talks, but never says...") cannot be spoken. It must be experienced. You can't use spoken language to communicate the different levels of experiences he is trying to communicate. You can only engage people to take the journey and do the experiences themselves. Only if someone has had a similar experience, or what they believe is similar, can they even begin to identify with spoken language. You can talk all day about what its like to see the beautiful sunrise in the morning, while swimming in thee vast ocean (how seemingly scary, yet free-ing, and beautiful), but to someone who was born blind, and has never gone underwater/swam before in their life, they won't even have a basis for a concept. Crap, now i'm starting to sound like Elliot.

Reminds me of Trump tbh

Really? He's a funny fucker. Entertaining as hell.

Rob S you are absolutely right

Kai Greene

I watched his videos but stopped when I felt he moved on to this "spiritual journey" or whatever he is.

He is right about move with ur heart

I'm completely with ya dude. A big part of my outlook on life comes from "becoming the strongest version of yourself." I used to watch his vids religiously until he quit for that like six months but now I dont really watch him as much.

Jay M. What's the name of Elliott's video?

By succesfuly appealing to masses, people like Elliott, eventually start to believe they are something more. Once you were your regular fitness tips guy, that helps with basic or common weightlifting problems, few years (and few commercial selfhelp books) later you somehow become guru with knowledge of life and anything related. We need people like Elgin to remind them where is the ground and where the gravity points - that in essence, they are still just fitness trainers with flaws and with millions of subs.

You mean Englin XD

That was unreal lmao.

Lol, I did too!

Same haha

2:40 what is govnah?

Trapson Voorhees imo

what you did there, I see it

it wasn't as good as your mom, but it was good.

Harambe died for our sins. Show some respect!

Don't you dare to disrespect our Lord and saviour Harambe!

Harambe will guide us to glory!

elliott is harambe incarnate

the spirit of my mighty cock lives on deep inside harambe ☺

Lol, for real.

Yes! 🤣🤣

Nicholas Curnell you got that Charles Barkely shaped head

Because he's a sociopath or psychopath. Dennis is a very narcissistic character... I thought the same BTW. Great show

True hate it when people do that shyt

@BobbyBars14 ....what?

@@IVPixel it's almost as if you forgot slavery existed, then Jim Crow laws, then segregation, then redlining and preventing African Americans from owning property etc. Etc and deflected to something entirely unrelated

@@calvinsimpson1301 Yeah imagine comparing being roasted by the Traplord to the Trail of Tears lmao.

@@richman360 it would be easier to understand if both people I replied to didnt delete their comments. It was some racist nonsense

Lol

Lol

It was the wrong babe!

*she* was the wrong babe! :D

GODDAMIT

jon gimbo elliot sure loves the sound of his own voice.

lmao..1/4 of the way and I need a tea break...

Only way to listen to it is by breaking it apart.... While breathing in your balls

im at 4:27, honestly im not that dumb, but I don't get what he meant through his 4 minute of talking.

*inhales deeply* Fair enough...

Yup, there goes the 'god' reference; as dumb as you would expect a theist to be.

+Jeremy N way to show those silly people of faith how superior you are by being an ignorant shit talker!

Ooh, did I trigger a religitard? Mission accomplished!

No actually im not religious.its just pathetic to see someone who believes in science act like a child you believe religion is silly, But you cant even act like a human 😕

Except Elliott is "preaching about his Kindom" to another "king" with a smaller kindgom. And any preacher is preaching ahout a man who healed and actually loved people and got killed. Elliott is protecting his ego and psycho-babble, trying to appeal to another insecure and delusional RU-vidr.

At least Ultimate Warrior was entertaining.

AND WHEN THE STARS ALIGN!!!

Destrucity

The gift that keeps on giving.

2022, still gold

Hi from 2022

2023 now

"I didn't wash the dishes because I am a powerful king, that recieves from the seeds of abundance"

Bring her earplugs

This comment aged well

@@TheDipset1233 He became an evangelical ?

@@theezenriarinze9203 look him up on instagram. He's a classic right-wing conservative christian personality now.

@@TheDipset1233he predicted Elliott Hulse's future

@@joshmorgan5933 lmao

BolognaTheTiger Same here bro lol. at least once a month. philippine vs. philistine yooo lmao. "Englin...Guv'na?"

Yep. old videos were great.

Hadi Qasmieh I had to watch 1-2 of his old ones because many said he was pretty solid and then he fell off the deep end.

@@DdraigGoch84 Like what? Haven't watched his stuff I'm ages.

Mostly people with downs.

the president

it's like a shit version of Game of Thrones translated into Chinese then back again, badly!

Bitches talk like this, especially when they think someone's really listening

Kai Greene lol

***** Yea.. I get that.. Unfortunately after 1000 or so "Lulz" videos, the source of those videos really ought to show something.... anything..... that's constructive. It's a bit lame to do nothing more than shitting on other people who actually are putting themselves out there. Yup, some of them are deserving of a roasting. But I'd rather see the roasting coming from someone who contributes something more than an opinion.

Yeah I agree. I want to like Elgin, but I just can't bring myself to do so when all he does it roast others yet he has no content to show.

+Frezzo isnt that fucking stupid though his criticisms are the product you dont get angry at film critics for not making movies

I never said I was angry at him or anything. And no... It's not the same as film critics *critiquing* on a film I.e. *Evaluating* a film. Elgin isn't evaluating anything... He's just throwing senseless insults whenever he sees the opportunity. Granted some are funny, but most of it is just semi-serious trolling.

And mr John... Are you saying that people shouldn't oppose anything on RU-vid?? This is the comment section.

slow clap... lol

I think you were looking for *rim shot*, not drum roll ... drum roll builds up to something else.

badum tiss.

Gabe Oyetoucher Oi vey!

what are you ?? fucking gay??

Imposter....good timing though

ULTRA GAY

lol

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His brain heard the word "capital" and was thought to itself "I'll sound intelligent if I use every variation of this word in one sentence"

Andrew Esgate Broken Matt Hardy makes sense in comparison to this guy.

Andrew Esgate Elliot would be a sucky heel. But a useful idiot nonetheless.

im happy somebody else noticed that he was just doing a really bad long promo

So bad that it's botchamania worthy

pianomanhere was a great 👍

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's the drugs

I just watched the video from where you got your name and photo. I was dying laughing.

Hugh Mungus wot?

ahahhaha legend

whats ur name sir?

He's not going to show up at a meet unless he can bring his walther ppk ( or whatever) NON NEGOTIABLE!!!

arseniclullaby87 u must work in psych lol.. DSM-5 reference.

indeed

+John Sun ... I agree with the op... at max 75 seconds was mildly humorous the rest was tedium.

*****​ what ya gonna do ya hardgainer ;)

Swole Fucking Meatball It depends on what you end doing, hardgainers don't get more asthethic everytime. And he's not really fat...

lol

Just took a few bong rips, and this video is gold lol

I literally save all of Elgin's videos for when I smoke a bowl at the end of the day lol.

This guy....is....a.....BUFFOON!!!! HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Serrano yesss

Good thing steroids are vegan

then why is he so calm?

Have you seen his lifts in strength wars? In one competition I remember he couldn't even do fucking front squats properly for reps. And that severely put him out of the running for possibility of winning against hid competitor.

aveoturbo1 i won

I took a shot every time I heard "King"... I'm scheduled for a liver transplant.

I tried,it atleast made his paeudo-intellectual bullshit easier to listen to

aveoturbo1 everytime he says "the"

same i followed him till 2014 then he went nutr

Wade Trillson what do you think he is like today? One thing I commend him for- he has stuck with his wife who I guess really helped him when he was down and staying loyal is big respect in my book

Arizona state

Pretentious

:D

Nay, pebbles