Jeff Wittek | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

Exactly

Praise the lord

Same! I was just about to watch a different pod but when I saw this thumbnail, I immediately forgot all about the other one.

Theo really bringing people together this is a wild colab

Fr lol

The funny thing is he's not from New Jersey lol. Staten Island is a totally different area

So well spoken, couldn’t have said it better! Thank you for commenting!

Are you serious? These two sound like total morons! But I guess I'll just let stupid be stupid.

@@jeffdaily9196 they are just some Nice Normal guys working for a living!

@@jeffdaily9196 no moron is as creative and successful as these two man. They might not articulate their thoughts elegantly but you can't deny their creativity and talent as entertainers

Don’t you guys realize everything is scripted how they were talking about fighting and they had a random pre-recorded call ready to go about to do asking them if they would fight wake up

YESSS. limited edition cross over merch.

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

@@AgendaInMind dude! Enough!

@ Roger Martinez 999

Lol!!! Theo genuinely has a fantastic head of hair, the quality, the amount, etc.

Except Whitney Cummings, but that's not his fault.

I like Jeff but it was different seeing him as a guest. Theo did a great job keeping the convo going. I didn’t think it seemed like the meshed as well as other thought

Everyone but Bill i guess

@@rockyquinn3374 i feel you. After watching it, it seems like jeff was very low energy that day

So can most fully functioning human adults.... Jesus Christ.

It’s an act/persona he did for David’s vlogs so I think he’s starting to be himself now that they’re not really working together anymore

@@jaymer5837 that and the brain damage from the accident

It’s because usually he’s the funnier one in the room & I don’t think he’s one to laugh at his own jokes or others bad jokes. Theo’s humor is a lot more imaginative and off the wall compared to Jeff’s friends and I think it meshes well with Jeff’s humor. I’d really love to see Jeff come back again now that he’s gotten the first time jitters out of the way. I think these two could have some fun content potential.

agreed lol

@@moomoocowslyyeah but Jeff wasn’t scared to tell him what’s up

I agree! it's bc he's perfect 🤗

@@cryptohood401yes he was haha, he held his tongue for months for his boy. It was such a relief when he finally opened up about what happened to him

crazy how somebody that’s been a drug dealer and youtuber for like the last 5-10 years is more in touch with the everyman than actual politicians and those in power

Just started the video. I can already imagine how Theo will say “no it’s not”

I feel like theo was thinking it was a big deal but Jeff wasn't down to talk about it so theo was like "no its not". What you think? Also fyi I don't watch theo that often but I really like him.

@@michaelcourter5432 nah, Theo for sure doesn't think it's a big deal. I'd say he's right

​@@Creativefunnyname Jeff certainly doesn't think it's a big deal. I think his opinion is just that the announcer should have known better. Jeff definitely doesn't think it's insensitive, if you know any of his content. I agree with Theo, though. The dude apologized, it didn't seem malicious, so lets just move on.

Jeff scared he might get cancelled

Haha, dayum, great line lol.

That shit had me bust out laughing too!

Another one for the books Gang

😂😂that’s Theo Magic 🪄

Theo's specialty jokes lol.

A Theo way *

@@jordanmercier3616 that’s why we love em.

its from a store

dude it went over his head

@@3LAWE9 half of the pod’s conversation flew over Jeff’s head lol

Uhhh I doubt it went over his head.... Sarcastic humor like that doesn't need acknowlegent....

@@OzzzyKane in some cases when it doesn’t get acknowledged it’s more noticeable that the person hearing the joke either was to serious to catch it or it just went over his head. Because Jeff did ask him a serious question and Theo answered him in a very funny but very dry humor way and the way Jeff moved on to talk about his actually dog as compared to theo’s stuffed animal. I don’t if Jeff was nervous and just caused him to remain serious throughout the entire podcast or it just went over his head but either way it was funny as hell.

LMAO

I actually use Hulu way more than Netflix since it has shows I like to watch.

@@wat4036 You’re missing the point entirely lol

@@JuanGarcia-tb7ph what point I'm just saying I use Hulu more cause I like the content more.

@@wat4036 The point of the original comment we both replied to lol. Theo shot a special with Netflix and still shouted out Hulu (a competitor). You’re free to say whatever you want in the comments, it just felt like you overlooked the reason why it was mentioned.

Man you sound like you’re projecting (just a little) but from my point of view I didn’t see that.

@@dylanmace7956 lol sorry if my comment was a little too in depth for you. Just thought I would comment on what I thought about the video, thought that's what this was here for. Didnt know I was projecting? Lol sorry I hurt your feelings and didn't feel some type of way dude. 20 other people agreed with me

Theo seemed very uneasy like he couldnt figure out why Jeff was on the pod or what hes about thats crazy the impression left on each of us is polar opposite

Exactly

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

expect bill burr

@@AgendaInMind you're a literal quack dude, actually fucking bonkers

@@LoseCTRL61 bruh needs to fuckin chill

YES

There is only one Theo, no one compares

If this guy is a criminal its because he stole my heart... And because I know what it feels like to obsess over another man while you're looking him in the eye but thinking about hips, nose, toes and dick.

So unique he called Neil DeGrasse Tyson, “Tyron Woodley” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@taylorcronin955 damn that's DEEP Taylor! That deserves a like! Yee

Lmfao yeah that was a good one

Me too dawg 😂

I immediately looked at my hands, and said "oh, they arrrrre wrist forks."

Gang gang,!

Matt king was just a lead up to Theo little did he kno

@@rayjones8279 dd xxxx chill

LMAO 😂

Real talk

💯

One of the best statements I’ve ever heard 😂😂.

The way he word things are so randomly put together beautiful, if you know what I mean. I love when Theo doesn't hold back and he just talks and talks just to figure out what you he's trying to say... A lot of times he's elaborating on himself. It's really enjoyable to listen to actually! We all love Theo for the same reasons but it's so hard to describe him and refer him to others! For reals!

Jeff is lowkey fake tho

@@erikbarajas8499 and you’re high key stupid hammy it’s a dramatization of his own character that originated for his channel and than vlog squad

@@trekruger isn't the vlog squad the people who got those girls drunk an R worded them?

@@SoundRayStudio1 they made the girls retarded?

@@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 the other r word, you f word r word

Your comment addressing that drives home to my own lack of intellectual effort to even realize that It drives home to my own lack of creativity

he a comedian genius

ABSOLUTELY! I've been subscribed to Jeff's channel since his accident and appreciate the humbleness...blends so well with Theo.

holy shit your right

just came back to check this out because this was shot at a very low point in my life but holy shit

You should really watch the Riff Raff episode. Those two are long lost cocaine cousins.

Lol Riff Raff was a solid episode

Honestly dude rolled with theos vibe better than a lot of comedians he's had on.

I think so too, a lot of people complaining about their chemistry here but I think they’re somewhat similar, both a little awkward, don’t take themselves too seriously and able to joke around, it worked well imo

@ronanlenehan9059 they're nothing similar...

He has definitely let Hollywood get to him. He thinks the baseball announcer was a serious issue and that he needs woke kids around him to teach him. Ridiculous.

@@GettinFiggyWitIt Lol what 😂 going to definitely disagree. Who tf is “woke” around him?

I think it’s his cousins band or something.. shit slaps

How was I just thinking this. It's so fitting. It's like a 90s sitcom intro.

woah no way, what was he like then? the same?

you’re spot on

facts

Yeah it felt a little awkward at first. Jeff doesn't "get" Theo

Jeff doesn’t know how to be a guest

The fuck you mean? Theo called drywall a gateway drug in the first two minutes Literally. Actually delusional lmao..Also Jeff 100% gets theo lmao. he's a huge fan

Hope it worked out for you pal

How you doing ?

Just checking in on ya how u doin?

I’ve been promoted multiple times throughout the company I’m working for, I drink casually now, but have lost 25 pounds and focusing on bettering myself everyday. Even seen Theo live for his return of the rat tour

@@JasonArvey good job man im proud of you

100%

Also, Jeff knows this.. I feel like he gave Theo the respect he deserves

You think you're slick

*thick

Slick as a damn possums gut!

100%

More of a fan of his now too

Only member I'll support. Jonah might make it out

@@jeffjohnson6192 he saw a girl getting raped and didnt do anything.....good thing he still has fans

@@paydn202 he didnt see anything. the bit was filmed separately from the actual SA

Funny or not? Tag the video, podcast or moment where Theo wasn't funny. I gotta see that!!!

Hes the second funniest podcaster out there only behind Tim dillon

Theo is funny in every episode, for me. But more than expecting jokes, it's Theo's vulnerability, honesty & his unique perspective that I look forward to each week.

Hey say it again Mr. Jenkins I’ll throw a “second” on that 🙌

Gang gang rat king gang gang Jeffrey

They click well, they could have a podcast together tbh

Amen brother. Gang gang!

Couldn’t have said it better.

"wow how did you know that about me I've never told anyone that" 😂

Fucking hilarious

Who ?

100%

😂😂😂