Theo Von Hooked Up With Our Fan - IMPAULSIVE EP. 299 

Yeah he was real nice to George when he called him a sand animal lmfao 🤣

I think Theo really took what George said to heart at the beginning about always being ignored. Good to see

Yeah because George is realizing he is a terrible comedian 😂

I love George he’s one of those guys that’s so goofy but keeps it to himself even in podcasts but he’s honestly an amazing listener. Except for the Shaq interview hahaha but u could tell Shaq loved him too

@@CorneliusEdwardoWinstonThe2nd was that necessary man be nice pls

he's good vibes only, even when he's making mistakes and being human, he's an angel sent to us from louisana. i swear THE best people comes from Louisiana and Texas. as much as ppl hate on that region it produces some fire trauma which leads to some fire humans

George is always ignored lol

@@cassywright1986 ecwqwwc we q❤we CD ww

"The guy in Orange"

​@mericafirst I mean, out of this group I know Theo and Logan. I'd refer to the other 2 as the one in orange and the one in white too 😂

Same here. Theo is such a gem of a human being. So genuine and sincere.

@@thecommonsensecapricorn Theo is the man

"I can see you in the bible man"

WE SHALL PROTECT HIM FOR ETERNITY

🤣🤣🤣

He’s different one of a kind 💯

This comment is so underrated

Theo did steroids too

But only for his family

This is so, so accurate.

This is true before his shows his friends say break a leg.

He 100% is dont like his stand up , but on podcast he’s the funniest person on this planted

His timing is just so much better on podcasts and the way he bounces off the topics is amazing

His latest special was very underwhelming. Love the dude but it was trash

@@JoeNoSay dude in all honesty I felt the same way. I came to his podcast first and his stand up seems like it's trying to catch the energy from the podcast, not the other way around. Also there are so many physical bits and the kinda autistic but hilarious pauses that he does but that stuff just doesn't work like it does with other people there. It's because there's a person saying something and then Theo's immediate response saying the same thing but in a way no one could imagine

I agree 100%. Conversation Theo is the best

They’re the definition of being ‘’too L.A’’.

Thank you for saying this. I felt the the same way. I never watched anything from them and it took Theo ❤

@@tallingates4718 George is more successful and funnier

@@neacaildhungana8604 did you watch the ep ?

ive never watched this podcast i watch theo all the time and it shows me how much smarter theo actually is comedy wise these guys do not get theos comedy at all it goes right over their heads especially dude right next to theo

@@neacaildhungana8604 That dude sucks

@@neacaildhungana8604 George is literally a brick

I think he seem unintelligent... he just has a decent sense of humour.... Anyone who drinks coca cola and or high fructose corn syrup is usually never smart lol

@@TheTopGSpotLive to be entirely honest, that seems like a very ignorant statement.

@@TheTopGSpotLive You really typed that into your device with full confidence damn

@@TheTopGSpotLive Elon musk's and einstein's favourite drink is coca cola

@@baileymiller2284 Buffett and Khabib too

😭😭

Gang

Gang

WE UPSTAIRS!!!

Onward

@@colinperry9185 hey colin

and it cuts broo i was going to comments to say this

@@eliasmurphy463 YES. I was thinking I was the only one.

I lost it at that lmao

Bro I was like no way he just said that 😂😂

Don’t get too excited at the racism

@@thecoolest5968 live LAUGH love 🤷🏼‍♂️

@@thecoolest5968 shut up, stereotypes are funny, you can make fun of me any day and I'll laugh, if it's funny it's funny.

A true unit? Haha.

cringe

Love him since many moons ago on road rules ! He’s who he is. Never changed

I've never heard anybody refer to another human as a unit before. Well done!

@@tie7626 you just bitter

Truly Impaulsive 🖐🎤

I love when they make this to happen

31:20 HILARIOUS !

@@andrewm.6538 learn to spell *fentanyl

another word for reiterate is repeat. im glad the impaulsive podcast has improved some of yaals vocabulary tho

@@marelago1664 Yeah... We know! I see "yaals" punctuation is still dog shit though.

@@marelago1664 thanks for the fun fact? I’m not sure the first time people heard the word reiterate was on here..... pretty commonly use word, also used by many elementary students. But thanks for commenting trying to seem smarter than everyone and butchering one of the easiest words on planet earth... “yaal”

he makes these guys look fucking dumb

@@bklmsoul because they are lmao

Not sure if being right wing qualifies as smart

@@Blossompot Lmao. Idk if a "dumb" person would reach their level of success but...

@@unholylemonpledge9730 it does if you look at common sense policies

100% true.

Exactly this. Every podcast he does, whether it's his own or on someone else's, for me is as hilarious and enjoyable as a stand up special a comedian may release what, once a year maybe? The output of comedy that comes from him is staggering. Lucky to have him.

Him and a Mr. Bobby Lee

Well said.

Mark normand is right there with him lol

Did you see the end with George n Mike? You could tell Logan n theo could tell those last jokes were beat.

Completely disagree. Logan was constantly trying to engage Theo with different topics but Theo kept giving them nothing

@@filthyfrank.5 no he wasn't, mike was doing that. Logan kept stuttering and asking dumb questions. Smh

@@filthyfrank.5 . mm M ..

@@filthyfrank.5 did we watch the same podcast

Underrated

Dude youre a legend!

Congratulations Build greenhouses and end poverty.

He cowboy

Gang gang

Gang.

Never asked an ex, in hopes they wouldn’t ask for my body count….when they did I played it off but only one got the real answer. Didn’t end well. 😂 So now I always say 15. A respectable whore count imo. Much better than anything in the triple digits.

@@wadekillman1198 goddamn triple digits? I’m surprised none of them could tell when they fell in your ravine.

@@wadekillman1198 stop the cap

@GiNa RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21 no shame copying someone else’s comment word for word. Smh

Well fucking said!

He's done so many guest appearances and podcasts that you could do eight hours and sleep to it 😂

No homo

Shit they deleted my commeny

Sean man how much u bench press, fellow 135er wonderin

yeah… yea… yuh.. *mike laughs*

Give me tickets to your next fight

He wasn't longter this even when we're were kids. I was up with Teddy as kids. Making its famus but not rielly like that.

Tremendous - uncle Joey

@@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139 get off the drugs

i like that! psychedelic mind

Duncan does.

Theo has an endless amount of insane childhood stories. So much so about a year ago I started writing down all the hilarious and crazy stuff that happened. I'd maybe, maybe get a tight ten out of it. I need to keep trying to remember more stuff. Like one time when I was 4 or 5 a bunch of us kids stayed at some farmer's house. There was a train across the street that came through once per day. The older kids talked about what time it came through. Then they said only the bravest people in the world would go lie down on the tracks while a train went over you. I snuck out and did it. The farmer didn't even know how to respond. That one weekend tons of crazy stuff happened. Like he literally loaded all of us kids into the back of his DUMP TRUCK. Took us out onto the middle of a dirt field, then came around back to tell us about a game we were going to play. It was called "don't let go". Where all of us kids went up to the cab end of the dumper bed and held on to the metal edge up front. He started slowly lifting up the dump bed and kids started one by one letting go, sliding down and falling out onto the dirt. Not me. I didn't let go. Not realizing that when the dumper got to max height that I was like 20 feet up. One girl started screaming thinking I was going to die. That made me scared so I started peeing my pants. Then I let go and slid down throb the muddy pee river into the dirt. I won the game that never should have been played. Earned lifetime respect from the older boys that day. There's crazy fishing stories and more from that one weekend. I've got tons more hilarious and crazy stuff if I could just sit down, and write the worst and craziest funny stuff.

Bro I promise you there’s a whole bunch of Theo vons here in the south, they just aren’t intelligent like him to develop a brand and go on stage or whatever 🤣

He fuckin kills me 😂 Every time I watch him my stomach hurts from laughing he’s so fckin funny

There is absolutely no other reason I would listen to this podcast of tools if Theo wasn't there lol

@@crazypath573 lol this is one of the worst podcasts ever

@@andrewlemay2491 Crazy how everyone’s opinion is different right?

This podcast is hotdog water without theo

@@Zer-gg6eh I don’t think he was disagreeing bro .. he’s agreeing with that comment it’s a bad podcast everyone’s just here for Theo

His fan base is EXPLODING as of these last couple months. Good to see. The guys earned it, busting ass for years now

Talking about kids being fiddled is funny?

I like theo but he wasnt that funny in this episode.

@@Mariana_fm everyone knows comedy comes from a dark place

It’s cause of Tik tok

Underrated comment!!! Forreal I love when he does this. The silent awkwardness that ensues is always hilarious

Seriously it shows such a complex dynamic on Theo. He’s so quick witted

@@lambchop2x624 Are you ok? His comment wasn’t negative towards mike at all, he was saying it’s funny how Theo bounces off of Mike in a comedic way. Theo was lighting up when he’s sitting there shooting shit with Mikes questions. You can visually see he tried to do it with George but didn’t get the same feed back so he kept it alive with Mike. Made for great humor.

@@lambchop2x624 Ok Karen

@@Milo19970 they always delete heir comments

😂fr

Very refreshing

Define his own style?

@@socalilivin7673 no

@@sunchaser424 nobody was talking to you boomer

@@socalilivin7673 there isn't really a way to describe it, at least not in a way that i have the vocabulary for, it's just Theo

I'm only here for Theo.

Timestamps

^^

50 minute mark he says you guys must get invited to sketchy shit n it cuts right away

@@Placebvu cap

50:50

nah he's not that smart :)

@@ucevrim maybe there’s diff type of intelligence. Maybe he doesn’t know the Pythagorean theorem, but his imagination wild! Or not whatevs

@@ucevrim People who judge others by only looking at them through the internet are usually not that smart.

@@bullish1920 yea forsure we all have different forms of intelligence like the albert einstein quote with all the different animals trying to climb a tree that is us but times 7 billion that’s why school is so flawed because it puts everyone in a box and doesn’t let them know how they really learn and how their intelligence is optimized

It's no character. It's genuinely who he is. He was the same way when he was 19 and on Road Rules before he ever did stand-up. I've also talked to him a few times after shows over the years and he's the same in person. The only difference is he'll tell more of his funny stories on certain podcasts when he's trying to be funny, like you see here. But on his own podcast especially, he's just being himself. He's just a unique person.

He is

@@nomad2076 the first time I ever heard him he was on mushrooms w Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt and I’ve been a fan since

Who's the funniest man you've ever seen?

@@sopiaah3369 🩲🧵🐳🦑🐳🐻🐻‍❄️🐱bhh

@@cartier8183 did you watch his stand up set after that shroom set with diaz, its epic dude

Chill out racist don’t get too excited

@@thecoolest5968 ur a 🤡

@@thecoolest5968 are you capable of producing a reasonable thought? Seems to me like you are only good at calling people racists.

Chill dude, i see you're under most comment with your racist reference.

@@Feelix420 ya he definitely shouldn’t be rude towards democrats just because they are racist.

I feel they are trying to take the piss out of theo but he just ignores it and actually has them laughing with him although they keep trying to laugh at him

Sheesh he’s not gonna bang you

@@kodawitdasoda_ I mean he might

@@kodawitdasoda_ go home little boy. It’s past your bedtime. Not everybody thinks about sex 24/7 like you. When you get older, you’ll realize that life isn’t about that.

@@MamaTthaOG sounds like someone wants some weinerrrrr

@@MamaTthaOG give him 4 dollars and he’ll look at ur ass

Ya wtf was that about lol

@@Note10plusAura he clickbaited him conversationally lmao

He was asking what the click bait was

Gang

Very weird hopefully the bois aren’t doing anything stupid.

Yooo wtf that’s sus

NOTICED 100%

You're naive AF is you think Logan isn't involve in that stuff. He's the Hollywood Golden boy

@@RolandSpecialSauce him and me br beats and David Dobrik are Hollywood af they’re all Freemasons

That's funny my friend says that I remind him of Theo

He wasn't only on the 100th episode, there is already a solo episode with theo a while back

@@clementine2234 really? I must have missed it. I thought the only other one was Logan and Tim Dillon on Theo’s

@@clementine2234 which one

And the guy with the big nose is annoying

@@bigdog2432 Honestly tho. I feel like he’s trying so hard to be funny so Theo likes him

@@bigdog2432 who mike?

@@BinarySk8 it looks like Logan is on cocaine and trying to hide it

@@bigdog2432 tbh the show would be so much better w/o mike

Proceeded by a really awkward cut when Theo asks about Logan pedo date invites

@@goud2488 wow I'm glad someone else peeped how quiet and serious Logan and Mike got. Makes me think about their Dubai type of trips differently

They probably got caught up into weird stuff which sometimes they wish they hadn't after meeting Theo.

I’m sure they’ve tried. It’s probably hard to get to him.

That would be awesome

If it took his good friend Joe Rogan years it will probably never happen on Logan Paul’s podcast.

The prophecy has spoken

@@nkrissy13 Dave and Paul met few days back. Or weeks? I don’t remember. But it sure is difficult af to get him.

There goes overflow flexing his check in podcast comment sections hoping he can get guested

Do you mean Theodore as in the chipmunk ?

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Who doesn't like Theo. He's so fucki*g mysterious lol

🤣😂🤣😂

I felt for him here. Fell in love w him here. When he started firing stress signals and changed the subject off of himself.. I fucking felt that

He has spoken on this before but yeah slightly glossed over

@@meggiemegggs dead on. He was so quick to change topic, and his hands got shakey and wild. Poor dudes got demons like the rest of us he just found a funny way to deal with it!

he’s been humble

Naw.. Too much of a psycopath

He has zero empathy, he doesn't care about people.. He can't Even come close to Theo

​@@squibbelsmcjohnson Glazing

Yup, great chemistry there

You're just copying the other guy's comment

He did the same with Hila on h3 years ago. He's so sweet

Every word out of his mouth is a lie lmao. Its funny, but not authentic

​@@jacobstubljar4197 ahhhh fuck it who cares he's theo lmao. Plus he already said most of the childhood situations were real, but of course comedians fabricate a little.

@@jacobstubljar4197 even if it was fake, how would you know

@@amazoncrime1335 for real my man Jacob thinks he’s the guy that pays people to look into his asshole

@@jacobstubljar4197 I’d lie about it too

Damn bruh you made me go back in the 2010s with the rofl haven’t seen it in a while. That nostalgia gang gang.

He is funny, smart and sexy. So attractive.

@@culture8490 we didn’t ask for a run down

Agreeeeeeeed!!!!!

Nah he ain't the best stand up hes podcast slaps and shit but his stand up is not as good, bull burr probably the best stand up right now

Yeah!!! PLS GET BOBBY LEE

@@barryallen2324 key word: one of the best There’s a difference

Nate bargastago is the best stand up. That'd being said Theo and Bobby are podcast gold