Jeremy Clarkson's Christmas Present to His Father 🎁

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@thegrandtour Год назад

Who needs context to enjoy Clarkson's Farm? 👀 ru-vid.comwnrc03SXdU8

@tony66au Год назад

Not really, Jezza, Kaleb and other assorted extra characters kept me laughing and smirking throughout Season One just fine :-)

@REDLINERUNNER Год назад

Hilarious!!

@joshuataylor3550 Год назад

Puts the same kind of preparation into his journalism.

@begreat8947 Год назад

JEREMY CLARKSON is a RACIST MAN he was SINGING CATCH NI**A by its TOE and BEGGED for Forgiveness!!! CANCEL THIS MAN he shouldn’t be allowed to get away with this KIND of behaviour

@begreat8947 Год назад

JEREMY CLARKSON is a RACIST MAN he was SINGING CATCH NI**A by its TOE and BEGGED for Forgiveness!!! CANCEL THIS MAN he shouldn’t be allowed to get away with this KIND of behaviour

@papawoody9597 Год назад

"I'll buy my dad some fish, how hard can it be?"

@socarlo2 Год назад

What could possibly go wrong???

@matthew_natividad Год назад

@@socarlo2 still - could b worst

@tlshortyshorty5810 Год назад

“Don’t say that!”

@eugene531 Год назад

Jezza's dad: CLAAAAARKSOOOOOONN...

@n0w3lly90 Год назад

Nevermind... could be worse! 😂

@katsaras1 9 месяцев назад

Let's be honest, very few people can tell a story as beautifully as Clarkson can

@ifureadthisyourabaseball7395 7 месяцев назад

❤

@TheSnedmeister 5 месяцев назад

❤ 💯 I'd listen to him all day. He should have a podcast

@saysomestuff 5 месяцев назад

Imagine the same story in today's tiktok voice *shudders* Somydadhadapondandhisbirthdaywascomingup.....

@suhair13 5 месяцев назад

@@saysomestuff along with that incredibly fast music that gives you anxiety.

@bookie5667 4 месяца назад

WTF? Did you find any polyps up there? This is an old story, told by Jeremy on QI many years ago....

@peepojungler1060 10 месяцев назад

''Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening'' - Jeremy Clarkson

@rizkisyarif14 8 месяцев назад

But this is literally frightening

@maximegarcia9298 8 месяцев назад

As frightening as a ghost. He has an invisible genius that ate his visible genius.

@BrickBuster2552 8 месяцев назад

Shhhtupidest ide'r in HISTORY.

@bookie5667 4 месяца назад

Was it genius getting sacked for getting drunk, punching his producer and calling him an Irish "c*nt"? How about getting sacked for saying Meghan Markle should be showered with shit ad she walks the streets? Was that genius too?

@opeltheartist 3 месяца назад

When he tied a log to the back of his car in the mountainous jungle 😂😂😂

@MLPAbraxas1 10 месяцев назад

That's the most Jeremy Clarkson thing ive ever heard from the man lmao

@commenter621 5 месяцев назад

@njabulomanukuza2228 Год назад

"My genius is almost tangible. . . It has a presence" - J. Clarkson

@laimejannister5627 Год назад

in this case his genius is definitely frightening

@NileGold Год назад

Unlike the ghost fish

@jefferyroy2566 10 месяцев назад

A ghostly genius, much like the carp.

@dougsharpbest9576 10 месяцев назад

I really miss these guys on T.V. like the good old days!😢

@jameshawk2470 7 месяцев назад

Never heard him say that one, and I’m stealing it lol

@ralph5450 Год назад

Dad "Here son, meet your invisible dog."

@javierhillier4252 Год назад

you mean skinwalker

@Banana_boat Год назад

It eats visable dogs?

@theUnforgiven48 Год назад

Ah yes, an Hellhound

@lemonize30 Год назад

"It bites intruders in ðe nuts"

@troudbalos333 11 месяцев назад

Here is this invisible dog for your visible kids

@MrLoobu 10 месяцев назад

The fact it was a thoughtful gift from son to father is extremely poetic.

@TheyCallMeMrMaybe Год назад

Clarkson's brilliance is limitless

@commenter621 5 месяцев назад

Yay

@bookie5667 4 месяца назад

Yes. He's as brilliant as a broken light bulb.

@nilsteegen33 4 месяца назад

@@bookie5667don't cry

@theonescratchwonder6484 Год назад

You can tell by Clarksons personality his dad was not upset about this, he simply teased him for the rest of his life about it. I can almost guarantee this story was told on his death bed just so he could tease Clarkson one more time.

@Bialy_1 Год назад

You have internet you can use it... "Ghost Carp mostly feed on insect larvae, mollusks and aquatic vegetation." Also even if somehow different carp would act like completly different fish you can use brain and end up with conclusion that this fish would also not eat every other fish in just one week. So you can tell that the whole story is not only fake but very unbelivable.

@stepha5926 Год назад

@@Bialy_1 damn straight 👌 Clarkson's made a career (literally) out of fooling morons into believing he's intelligent/ interesting.

@S0n0fG0D Год назад

@@Bialy_1how dare you. Leave this land and never show your face

@S0n0fG0D Год назад

@@Bialy_1 also they can occasionally eat carp. Just look up what they eat and you'll know I'm right.

@openlyracist8055 Год назад

@@Bialy_1 bears mostly feed on berries, but toss a dying struggling hairless monkey at them and they'll eat it too.

@amandataebby Год назад

Young Clarkson buying ghost carp: "What could possibly go wrong?"

@CardyBoy Год назад

Buying your dad the right Christmas present. How hard can it be?

@DramOfScience Год назад

Not researching the fish story involves an artificially created breed that did not exist before Y2K.

@Emppu_T. Год назад

managing a fish pond, how hard can it be.

@johnnygray2801 Год назад

"Don't say that!" - Young Hammond

@iandocherty5278 Год назад

@@DramOfScience i hope reading this in the correct way. If I am and I've needed to ask makes me just as silly as them

@AI_Paul 3 месяца назад

That is so nice of him😊 Helping him clean his pond from those fish.

@delayed_control 9 месяцев назад

This is definitely a Jeremy Clarkson moment.

@englishjona6458 Год назад

Jeremy taught me to embrace my incompetence as it makes for wonderful memories

@Mandassina 11 месяцев назад

I love this turn of phrase...embrace my incompetence...I'll have to remember that every time I do something that makes me feel like an idiot.

@fredericlepeltier3435 10 месяцев назад

@@Mandassina i tottaly agree with both statements !

@Mandassina 10 месяцев назад

@@fredericlepeltier3435 I'm so glad you commented on this, as I had forgotten it, and just recently found I needed to be reminded.

@LS_MB 7 месяцев назад

@@Mandassinacommenting incase you need another reminder :)

@Mandassina 7 месяцев назад

@@LS_MB What a lovely, thoughtful thing to do for a complete stranger (some might say I'm stranger than most)! I actually haven't forgotten to embrace my incompetence because I wrote it down and it sits on my desk. I did, however, forget Jeremy's story, so this time I got a great laugh out of that! Thank you!

@sasukesarutobi3862 Год назад

"My dad used to love his fish pond, and also Pac-man. So I had a plan..."

@nitrobilder12 Год назад

This is more them Platinum quality

@MrDjsmooth87 Год назад

Priceless comment 👌

@dyaanahmad5079 Год назад

Underrated Comment

@Jaysimmons405 6 месяцев назад

Great story but ghost carp do not eat other carp🤦‍♂️

@miguelramirez7132 Год назад

This man is a f*cking legend. Long live The Jezza!!!!!

@BawlzOfuzz 10 месяцев назад

This is why making memories with your family is more important than staying angry. Clarkson you clever man!

@tarekaouimeur4876 Год назад

CLARKSOOOOOOON! his dad probably 😅

@peteroz7332 Год назад

or maybe... JUNIOOOOOOR... ‼️‼️

@gonun69 Год назад

JEEEEREEMYYYYYY

@briank13579 Год назад

But they’re both Clarkson…

@headhunter531 Год назад

JEREMMEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY

@G0RSHK0V Год назад

clarkSON

@Vladpryde Год назад

"Let's not get bogged down....with WHOOOO killed dad's carp...."

@EvilKustoms Год назад

Literally LOLd mate pmsl

@dannop2562 10 месяцев назад

In Clarkson’s voice… 😂

@DarePerfect 10 месяцев назад

I could listen to Jermey telling stories for hours

@pranavtagore Год назад

When your dad realises that it's actually better that your kid doesn't do shit .

@Thinkingnamesishard 6 месяцев назад

Yeah... every dad knows this. We just allow you to ruin our things

@DragonsAndDragons777 Год назад

We need more hilarious stories like this

@MurderNine Год назад

with animations

@IDontExistAnymore Год назад

Not sure if describe that as a hilarious story. It's mildly amusingly

@TCBabcock Год назад

Hilarious? It's sad and unfortunate.

@Shadewraith0529 Год назад

His show on Amazon farming with Clarkson is where he told his story.

@edmontonlivermoore4935 Год назад

@@IDontExistAnymorethis is why you don’t get invited to the barbecues

@griffenfamily11 Год назад

lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I bought him an invisible fish that killed his visible fishs

@tiga1079 Год назад

Yeah we heard the video too

@michaelrogers7386 Год назад

@@tiga1079 I love u

@Johnketes54 Год назад

Same as he road tested a quick BMW and was disappointed with it until he discovered it was in ECONOMY MODE

@PastorBrianLantz Год назад

Reminds me of Washington DC in all its ignominious imbecility

@marijaparlov2101 10 месяцев назад

I do not think I would ever be able to forget this short.

@yigithan3713 2 месяца назад

We couldn't expect less than Jeremy. Mad lad...

@gmail4344 Год назад

Clarkson after seeing the ghost carp is invisible: "still, it could be worse"

@halvorson566 Год назад

*gets visibly worse about a week later

@pamelah6431 Год назад

😆 classic

@carlbirtles4518 Год назад

@@halvorson566 Probably grounded.

@brainscott8198 Год назад

"...he was dead chuffed..." I'm dead as well.🤣🤣

@That-one-person_ 9 месяцев назад

Jeremy is so generous 😂😂😂

@the_original_Bilb_Ono Год назад

To be fair, this is the best present Clarkson ever gave to anybody...

@DreadEnder Год назад

My invisible dad must have killed my visible dad because I haven’t seen him since I was born

@Kraven83 Год назад

Ooof

@greyngo Год назад

Chill. He just needs to find milk and/or smokes to turn visible again.

@sablanex Год назад

@greyngo so that's what milk is for.

@stumbling Год назад

@caveman7921 Год назад

Didn't just kill him.. he ate him

@aczeartk7032 Год назад

I knew immediately where this was going...

@bigsweatyboy1 Год назад

After a while you just know the tone and setting of these story's and where they will end up

@beninem8600 Год назад

No one could of seen where this was going

@jimmypee8404 Год назад

It's bollocks too. Ghost carp aren't predatory and no bigger than other ornamental carp.

@andrecostermans7109 Год назад

Yep, JC lying between his teeth .

@jimmypee8404 Год назад

@@andrecostermans7109 anyone with an ounce of intelligence knows that ghost carp are not predatory. Only tory scum fall for his lies.

@loudnessjr 6 месяцев назад

his genius is sometimes terrifying

@angielala9453 9 месяцев назад

And Chimeras ate everything … lol 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 you are a funny old man 😂❤😂

@TheKingDrew Год назад

Jeremy’s dad seems like such a nice genuine dude that he really looked up too

@SriramSivakumar-iz3nu 6 месяцев назад

Doesnt matter what story it is Jeremy can tell it beautifully.😂😂

@0Y02USH 13 дней назад

*"Jeremy!!!, Where da fock is moh cahhhp??"* -Jeremy's father, probably 😂

@kar4tube Год назад

Jeremy's brilliance started at an early age! 😄

@Xyd641 Год назад

He's a unique human being lol 🤣 Merry Christmas everyone 😀 ❤️🎄

@outthasky 11 месяцев назад

Clarkson was so much Clarkson before any of us knew just how much Clarkson was Clarkson.

@martydibergi5228 2 месяца назад

lmao i needed this i just came from the hospital. Dad is in palliative care, and they think he will go within the next two days, three days.

@Jay-jk3zy 2 месяца назад

thought are with you man

@larrynason8716 Год назад

No good deed goes unpunished.

@born2biscuit 10 месяцев назад

No act of charity goes unresented

@tyronewhitehead3123 Год назад

I enjoy listening to Jeremy and his memories of his dad

@yogidarmendra661 Год назад

I am not enjoy about his porsche 928 story. I cried

@bensmith5231 Год назад

Agreed 👍 👍

@POPPYTHERED Месяц назад

Clarkson your the best mate ❤️👏🏻

@Alpacayourbags 2 месяца назад

I love when Jeremy talks about his dad, he really loved that man!

@myasin1286 Год назад

I love Clarkson‘a sledgehammer approach when doing things. Don’t think about just do it and deal with the consequences later 😂

@Emppu_T. Год назад

that's not gone well.

@Carolinian4372 6 месяцев назад

I sure do miss the three stooges as my family calls thems. Jeremy, Richard and James were awesome.

@SlayerSelections 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 😂😂 beautiful and invisible what could. Go wrong! Can't stop laughing

@paulp1a Год назад

"Dad, it's the thought that counts" 😂

@DEVhnAIR Год назад

His dad : sometimes your genius … it’s almost frightening (Probably how he got the line Xd)

@Explorer_1997 2 месяца назад

The way he tells a story every time ❤

@ricksimon9867 6 месяцев назад

He has always been 70 at heart, and now he looks like it.

@Emppu_T. Год назад

his genius truly knows no bounds.

@yachtymadness1446 Год назад

About the usual level of accomplishment Mr Clarkson! 😆

@robben896 Год назад

Such a classic Clarkson moment.

@haroldseaman4243 Год назад

Kids this is how you make family memories.

@tommyrp14tp 10 месяцев назад

Honestly the thought that was put into by his son that was what his dad really cared about

@TRiPPLESid-A1209 6 месяцев назад

Wena why did you think they were invisible 😂😂😂

@VoidDragon82 Год назад

Who's betting that he still blamed Hammond, even though he didn't even know that the Hamster existed at that point! 🤣

@ReefMimic Год назад

As a kid I thought I’d do something nice for my mom and wash her Mercedes. Grabbed some water, soap, and a sponge and started doing circular motions like the karate kid (it was a popular movie at the time) wax on wax off. Apparently washing a Mercedes with a sos pad is frowned upon :(

@20chocsaday Год назад

Try a high pressure water sprayer. It takes off the dirt, then the gloss layers. You keep trying to get the dirt that is spoiling the gloss finish and get through to the undercoat.

@natgrant1364 Год назад

Ouch.

@natgrant1364 Год назад

@@20chocsaday : Ouch to this comment as well. :(

@hydeparkist Год назад

@@20chocsaday The time machine is more expensive then the pressure washer...

@MrArtVein Год назад

Mercedes Benz your butt over for an arse whoopin

@nunyabeeswax2575 10 месяцев назад

Thanks for so much for your very thoughtful gift son.......

@chesterpaine3598 9 месяцев назад

Perfect set for a stand up comi, I was literally waiting for the Laughton the background

@omoplata100 Год назад

I love this man so much. Thank you for everything Mr. Clarkson.

@artmoore1917 Год назад

This is how a love/ hate relationship works

@deanromania6748 11 месяцев назад

This really sounds like something he would do.

@jeremytaylor3532 10 месяцев назад

LoL A good thing a dads love can withstand almost anything.

@charlescook1749 Год назад

It's Christmas Eve and you have no idea how much I needed this laugh right now. Merry Christmas all.

@catface3473 Год назад

🎅

@whosyourdaddy842 Год назад

Now that's a Jeremy type present.

@DS-uj3bt Год назад

His dad: CLAAAAAAAARKSSOOOOON!!!!!!!!

@intellex551 10 месяцев назад

Aside from the fact that ghost carp are pretty easy to see and don't eat other carp, this was a great story.

@irishwristwatch2487 4 месяца назад

Clarkson bought his dad fish with stealth suits. Classic Clarkson

@G1FB0X Год назад

This is by far the funniest and most upsetting thing I’ve ever seen, I feel so sorry for him, he thought he was giving his dad something good.

@sportsboyjon Год назад

I just love listening to clarkson tell stories. Hes so casually hilarious!

@charlesmcgehee3227 10 месяцев назад

You are a good son. Great way to get even with Dad.

@dayontapout 2 месяца назад

This might be my favorite story ever. The other story was one he told on old Top Gear. About bringing his mom food near the end of his dad's life. That story really touched me. JC has some amazingly relatable stories.

@ajithkumar1136 Год назад

his narrating 😂😂😂

@jk69420 Год назад

Only after the whole shorts I knew that 'carp' is a type of fish

@BaronRodney Год назад

You've never heard of carp before? What about Magic carp bro from pokemon?

@user-en2ww5nc3n Год назад

lol yeah

@bigsweatyboy1 Год назад

All of you read a book PLEASE

@20chocsaday Год назад

Gon fishin.

@Blurrybob Год назад

I know carp from Sekiro

@davecidnothanks2955 7 месяцев назад

Heart warming, sad and a bit funny at the same time. F'd meaning well with what seemed like a well thought out gift.

@Vanisnext 5 месяцев назад

I hope his dad wasnt too upset, thats a really nice thing to do

@johngalt5205 Год назад

CLARKSON!

@thegrandtour Год назад

"CLARKSON!" 😅 ru-vid.com6q3kLJPXHhM

@susiejones3634 Год назад

You never disappoint, dear Jeremy. 😆

@jimkid1392 10 месяцев назад

Well. He obviously did once according to the story.

@jsav6058 10 месяцев назад

@@jimkid1392 Severely unfunny

@jimkid1392 10 месяцев назад

@@jsav6058 When was I trying to be funny? My statement is based on what the video told me.

@jsav6058 10 месяцев назад

@@jimkid1392 Whats the point of your comment then?

@jimkid1392 10 месяцев назад

@@jsav6058 Who are you, the comment police? Who gave you permission to comment on my comment?

@PeppyCat210 6 месяцев назад

You can tell it’s a fond memory for him

@bigmoney4685 5 месяцев назад

Only clarkson would do this 😂

@ita94spinnaker Год назад

You bought him a stealth predator 😂🤣

@DarrenHarrison7160 Год назад

We need more Clarkson and the lads on the Tele lol

@stef1lee 10 месяцев назад

😂 well, that's a heck of note there. "Got ya sumthin' dad. Sorry you can't see it."

@Thedavidsavage Год назад

Good son

@paulabonin3637 Год назад

My grandmother came down to south Louisiana when I was a kid and fell in love with the water lilies because they were blooming and were very pretty. She wanted to bring some home for her pond and, even though my father warned her not to, she did. By the next year at the same time her pond was completely covered by water lilies. She had to pay someone to come clean out her pond but never got rid of the lilies. She didn’t think they were pretty any more. Unforeseen consequences.