@@GamerGuy-dm4vz holy shit u sound dumb on American hockey teams there's canadians and Europeans all mixed if u look at the Olympics we have won gold slot more than any other country that's just cause it's a popular sport here and we have invented a lot of technology that is important, people like you give Americans a bad name and that's why people make fun of you guys
Really!? We haven't spent decades overthrowing governments in other countries, installing puppet leaders to help corporations profit!We are nothing like the U.S.!
I once saw Eugene Levy shopping at the old Beverly Center mall in West Hollywood/Santa Monica. I asked him how his Canadian modesty helped him in hollywood. He said something like, "if no one knows who you are, they'll underestimate you." He then grinned and continued shopping.
As an American I can promise you we think you Canadians are a joke. People who come to our country for better health care. People who use our military to defend you. You may think we're assholes. But we're the assholes who make it safe for you to be "the cool country" who only care about hockey and HGTV.
I'm a Canadian and this is one of the funniest comedians I can think of. I would like to see him in person. I grew up near the Maine border. My mother wouldn't not cross over into the US. We saw a lot of USA deer hunters, no respect for private property or Canadian laws. I tracked my family back to the mid-eastern USA in about 1774. Then crossed into New Brunswick and settled in the upper marimichi river area , on a homestead in 1818. Family sold out in about 1952 or so, my father's father died without a will, but with a relatively young family of boys. My father was the oldest but at war and just getting out. His mother had to take over the farm and had about 6 teenage boys. A lack of education and a lawyer left them without much help. A large corporation bought it up. The war did not help.
+OceanBlue Wow! You really get around with your trolling Oceanblue. Did a Canadian touch your no-no place without your permission or something? You really need to see someone. Jealousy will eat you up inside.
Anyone who takes a comedians material as reason to start an argument is an idiot. Be a normal level headed American and just laugh at the jokes. They're jokes. If we can't laugh at ourselves then what's the point.
@@endertron3603 I think you missed the joke- Hotz always refers to everything as miserable or horrible. I believe his one tour was "What a Miserable Tour This Is".
Thanks for the 100+ million dollar fancy new stealth fighter jets! Oh wait, we can't really afford them. Oh well, thanks for the next half century of our national debt :)
I'm an American. This guy is hilarious! For some reason, he kind of reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. He's (Jeremy) aboot the funniest guy I've ever heard. Thanks, Canada, for Jim Carrey, Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette, and all the other great talents you folks have been kind enough to share with us in the US.
An English guy told me once " you never go to far when dealing with the silent one in a classroom, Canadians are the silent one in the classroom that is the American continent ". After reading what Canadians did in both world wars ( to the point major changes had to made in the post war updates of the geneva convention ) and the prowess of some of them, i agreed 100%.
Jeremy Hotz is one of my favorite comedians. Love this guy, he continues to make me laff no matter how many tymez I see his stand-up. Been enjoying his act for a number of years now & he just keeps it going. Missed his show last year at Yuk Yuks in London On, & it pisses me off that every tyme I watch him on tv or on youtube, I think that I could of seen him live. Maybe next tyme. Sean Collins is another of favorites as well
Okay it's not rocket science, people. If you don't like him, don't listen to/watch his stuff. I dont like Dane Cook but I dont troll his videos and make snarky comments. I saw Jeremy Hotz live here in Calgary and he makes fun of anyone and everyone, most of all he makes fun of himself. If you can't relax and have a laugh at yourself once in a while, don't try to ruin it for those of us who can.
When you get bullied by your little brother, that's right I'm talking to you Canada! (but everything he said in this was accurate and hilarious about America)
The funny thing is, I'm an American, yet I am laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks. XD As an American, I apologize for the defensive Americans who are attacking people in the comments.
It's true about the strategic hate. I instinctively apologize even if someone else is in the wrong and bumps into me or does something else that signifies their poor awareness. I apologize then and there, and acknowledge their apology if they offer it, but then 2 seconds later I am rolling my eyes and saying "dumbass" or "asshole" under my breath
My favourite is the bit about the pilgrims, they actually did look like idiots with the belts and buckles this guy is my go to when I need a good laugh.
I can't believe some of these comments - people, it's COMEDY! - every comedian has his or her schtick or gimmick - this is his - it's not a Canadian vs. U.S. thing - it's his schtick - the same with his hand to his eye - don't get all concerned about it - it's his thing and it's very original - terrific comdian! - one of the best -
This Guy is So Funny because it's So True. I am from OZ. They still think it's 1800's. As for Texas . My cousins moved to there. I won't visit them. People walking around in Cowboy Boots & Guns hanging off them in Shopping Malls. No Thanks. How fucking Mental is that.
Brandi Bohannon Ignorance is abundant in America. The status of "Canadian citizen" was first created under the Immigration Act, 1910,[5] which included anyone who was: a person born in Canada who had not become an alien; a British subject possessing Canadian domicile;
Brandi Bohannon Someday you’ll be correct about something.Canada obtained full autonomy when the UK Parliament passed the Canada Act 1982 in 1982. This granted full sovereignty to Canada, and so marks the date at which Canada became truly independent.
You know I hate how every other comment is about how the U.S. is better then Canada, then someone calling them out on how stupid that is. How about we're both decent countries, with a mixture of good and bad people and highs and lows. There's no reason why this needs to be a competition. -.-
OMG! I just noticed I wasn't subscribed to your channel. Tsk Tsk! This is my favourite bit I believe except for seeing you & your "peeps"😆 at Your festival at JFL. Forget the year (Brain Injury, memory is CRAP)
Erin Coleman I got news for you yes your military is bigger then Canada's but we are better trained then your soldiers if I'm going to war I'm not taking the USA I'm taking the United Kingdom therefore I have very little chance of being killed by Friendly Fire like your country does all the time now go crawl under that rock
LMFAO thats so true i was at the gym a few days ago, guy was being a prick to me for no reason and as he left this other guy was like "what a fuckin asshole"
Yeah but Canadians are still nice and good people but there was a rumour that Canadians talked about people behind their backs, which is not true because Canadians are nice
why are you people fighting? this a comedy for laughing its suppose to make you have your arguments about canada and america has no point really wer all human but if you choose to stereotype and be rude for no reason go ahead
The only reason Canada gets be “the nice guy” is because they have the greatest border wall in the world, America. We surround Canada with the most powerful blanket of Kevlar in history. They’re like our lesser little brother who became an artist who we now have to take care of.
Um, America is only along the bottom side of Canada. Basically, America is our ass. You'd know that if American schools taught Geography instead of assertiveness and marksmanship.