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Jerma Sells Out 

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After a series of box office flops, Jerma nosedives from Hollywood starlet to existentially depressed toothpaste salesman
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@Profile__1
@Profile__1 3 года назад
His catch phrase "LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-" just sounds like he keeps trying to declare his depression to the audience but they continually cut the feed from his mic before he has a chance.
@fonkimonki1272
@fonkimonki1272 3 года назад
“THIS IS A CRY FOR HEL-“
@yigakong1187
@yigakong1187 3 года назад
(Muffled) they’re holding me hostage and making me film these commercials! Amh-
@peepsiee
@peepsiee 3 года назад
"That's great!"
@sobgray
@sobgray 2 года назад
pepeD Lemme out, lemme out This is not a dance I'm begging for help I'm screaming for help Please come let me out pepeD
@bananabuns1369
@bananabuns1369 2 года назад
CUT THE MIC
@AMasondude
@AMasondude 3 года назад
" LIFE IS AVERAGE, I EXPERIENCE"
@spartan2867
@spartan2867 2 года назад
Life is good, I enjoy
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 2 года назад
Average life experiencer vs good life enjoyer
@baranxlr
@baranxlr 2 года назад
I TOLERATE-
@Pactastic042
@Pactastic042 2 года назад
@@baranxlr AAAAA GGGGGRRRRRE I DO NOT TOLERATE
@pkfir_e
@pkfir_e 2 года назад
"That's ok!"
@CheeseYourself
@CheeseYourself 3 года назад
Imagine buying a nice house, and as you shake the estate agent's hand, he shouts "LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE" before leaving
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 3 года назад
Not just shouts but SCREAMS
@tyronebigboned6078
@tyronebigboned6078 3 года назад
with a smile that never leaves his face
@maximutatro3176
@maximutatro3176 3 года назад
And imagine the house is completely fucked
@user-bv1gq8jj6b
@user-bv1gq8jj6b 2 года назад
@@maximutatro3176 Imagine the house has an entire fucking functional mall on the basement...
@Hypercheeker
@Hypercheeker 2 года назад
@@user-bv1gq8jj6b and a bowling alley in the garage
@archonandrogenpharmacokinetics
@archonandrogenpharmacokinetics 4 года назад
"LIFE IS JOY, I LOVE-"
@Ashcoop
@Ashcoop 4 года назад
"That's bad!"
@crazygunman5382
@crazygunman5382 4 года назад
asparagus
@greg98
@greg98 4 года назад
"Try thunder for a DISGUSTING machine!"
@austinm.9832
@austinm.9832 4 года назад
"DEATH IS JOY, I LOVE-"
@giankromer5264
@giankromer5264 4 года назад
699 likes
@qwertstrewq
@qwertstrewq 5 лет назад
7:37 *THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKE SENSE! EHUH-EH-EHI- IT'S TOO FAST, TOO SLOW, IT DON--* "Kickshots. It's a state of mind."
@fletch7367
@fletch7367 4 года назад
lol
@crazygunman5382
@crazygunman5382 4 года назад
Lel
@jackotken2393
@jackotken2393 3 года назад
lul
@redpractition
@redpractition 3 года назад
lil
@DandyDoondin
@DandyDoondin 3 года назад
lal (and that completes the lol vowels)
@neilduh
@neilduh 2 года назад
7:42 his ability to switch tone instantly...maniac.
@kwkkekkfhshhdhshe5565
@kwkkekkfhshhdhshe5565 2 года назад
well, he had a little pause
@darknight241
@darknight241 Год назад
hello SWOTS profile picture
@Notwoodcrawler
@Notwoodcrawler Год назад
I read that as “his ability to switch skin tones”
@fettycheese2498
@fettycheese2498 Год назад
Yet he was too slow to finish “LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-“
@Memerath
@Memerath Год назад
sleeper agent
@dundeecake
@dundeecake Год назад
During the stream his catchphrase is "LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-" but at 4:41 his catchphrase is ✨Sparkle On! Its Wednesday! Dont Forget To Be Yourself ✨
@Mama-Luigi
@Mama-Luigi Год назад
where did that even come from? was it just some edit mr. one guy made or was there an actual source
@fountainoceanus
@fountainoceanus Год назад
@@Mama-Luigi I think it’s based off those poorly made Facebook greeting gifs that you get sent by your grandma whenever she manages to actually text you something comprehensible
@absolutezerochill2700
@absolutezerochill2700 Год назад
The timestamp must be off, I can't hear it.
@faurt
@faurt Год назад
@@Mama-Luigiits a tumblr post
@piperisanerd5912
@piperisanerd5912 Год назад
Sparkle OFF! It's Monday. Go back to work.
@scribblecore4336
@scribblecore4336 4 года назад
“Flip the script, you’ll be great!” “Life is pain, you’re - dead.”
@LolaTheGardevoir
@LolaTheGardevoir 3 года назад
The fact he says you’re dead instead of I hate (due to it rhyming) that part makes it so much funnier
@W3Rn1ckz
@W3Rn1ckz 3 года назад
They tried to make Parrapa the Rappa with purely voice controls
@theneonllama416
@theneonllama416 3 года назад
My favorite part
@NuclearBoi2nd
@NuclearBoi2nd 3 года назад
What's your pfp from
@BRG_Rain
@BRG_Rain 2 года назад
@@NuclearBoi2nd yugioh card danger! mothman!
@newmoisturizer5054
@newmoisturizer5054 6 лет назад
"LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE" "That's great!"
@whynotanyting
@whynotanyting 6 лет назад
"Boom! Straight on with the action!"
@ericyen989
@ericyen989 6 лет назад
"You said it"
@joshwalker3034
@joshwalker3034 6 лет назад
Jerma, I've been watching your videos for years and you haven't made me laugh this hard in a long tjme. You're my favorite youtuber.
@SuperCompany007
@SuperCompany007 6 лет назад
Now I know where this meme is from
@udododo1
@udododo1 6 лет назад
New Moisturizer he almost sounds like ster_
@mr.walrus5325
@mr.walrus5325 6 лет назад
Some middle aged balding man in a leopard print bath robe just told me to brush my teeth, or else I’ll go to jail.
@user-vg9dl2hp6i
@user-vg9dl2hp6i 5 лет назад
Mr. Walrus i like your profile picture
@jumbobagginsjellogo4475
@jumbobagginsjellogo4475 4 года назад
I’m dying, I’m freakin dying!
@SchizophrenicAndArmed
@SchizophrenicAndArmed 4 года назад
1.2k likes,5 replies.
@Doogle7757
@Doogle7757 4 года назад
Mr. Walrus 1.4k likes, 6 replies
@ilovesmosh2012
@ilovesmosh2012 4 года назад
Middle aged? No his in the middle of his young years.
@riverscuomo7140
@riverscuomo7140 2 года назад
I love how the video is exactly 10:01 and the video is called "Jerma Sells Out."
@fisherisawesome9547
@fisherisawesome9547 2 года назад
Gotta get them ads in
@radicalfishstickstm8563
@radicalfishstickstm8563 Год назад
I mean gotta make a living somehow
@Nugcon
@Nugcon Год назад
Life imitates art
@MelRosewood
@MelRosewood Год назад
Now he’s just gonna go fishing
@da_purple_lizard
@da_purple_lizard 22 дня назад
#AD
@TokimoSoda
@TokimoSoda 2 года назад
7:23 the muffled mic really makes it, I’m dying
@Sparess
@Sparess Год назад
He looks so much like the Crazy Girlfriend meme
@cerealkilleronatuesdaynight
@cerealkilleronatuesdaynight 11 месяцев назад
​@@Sparess he could be, he could be anyone, youll never know
@Knapperoni
@Knapperoni 7 месяцев назад
​@@cerealkilleronatuesdaynight He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
@user-gk5vw4in8w
@user-gk5vw4in8w 5 лет назад
“She just reverse broke that” So, she fixed it?
@idontcare6736
@idontcare6736 4 года назад
“I can’t do reverse math.” “...you mean subtraction?”
@ineedabetterpfp2485
@ineedabetterpfp2485 4 года назад
I Don't Care Or addition if the math in question is subtraction.
@bugjams
@bugjams 4 года назад
*"THIS IS CRAZY DIAMOND'S ABILITY!"*
@shaynehughes6645
@shaynehughes6645 4 года назад
No because she clearly used a tool for destroying things to smash that wall, but it somehow came out better than it started
@Soulraven2735
@Soulraven2735 4 года назад
@@shaynehughes6645 She removed the plaster on the wall, exposing the brick beneath
@Winchent
@Winchent 6 лет назад
24th October 2017: Jerma makes it big Literally two days later: Jerma sells out wow his career was a rollercoaster ride, too bad he was too short to ride it
@gregory4349
@gregory4349 4 года назад
Not short but compact
@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 3 года назад
@@gregory4349 not compact but efficient
@dylanmonstrum1538
@dylanmonstrum1538 2 года назад
LMAO I love these short jokes
@vico3887
@vico3887 2 года назад
@@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN not efficient but short
@Kallichore09
@Kallichore09 Год назад
​@@vico3887 Not short but compact
@lion6379
@lion6379 3 года назад
Every time his character screams, *L I F E I S P A I N* I almost always laugh hysterically, it’s just so good.
@tmeuschel71
@tmeuschel71 3 года назад
Life I spain
@ClevelandRock
@ClevelandRock 2 года назад
I HATE
@lpschaf8943
@lpschaf8943 Год назад
Just the same for me.
@Sentanette
@Sentanette Год назад
same-ish
@morbiuslover6686
@morbiuslover6686 Год назад
All with a smiling face
@TonyGaming1984
@TonyGaming1984 6 лет назад
*THEYRE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS*
@testname4464
@testname4464 5 лет назад
UwU
@calihyena8369
@calihyena8369 4 года назад
*I CAN SME-*
@MrGuilhermefera
@MrGuilhermefera 4 года назад
that got me so hard lol
@screamsinrussian5773
@screamsinrussian5773 4 года назад
the Miami Mutilator got him
@BrochachoTheBro
@BrochachoTheBro 3 года назад
*FUCKING CA-*
@al.komori
@al.komori 6 лет назад
I love these obscure games nobody knows that Jerma plays. It makes his content much more surreal lmao
@Boltscrap
@Boltscrap 6 лет назад
To be fair, this game was part of PS move's pack in demos, so it's at least slightly better known than all of the other ps move games that apparently were.
@moogobIin
@moogobIin 4 года назад
Boltscrap lowkey had no idea that this wasnt a wii game
@jasperquartz4612
@jasperquartz4612 4 года назад
every single jerma video is like a fever dream.
@omarcasillas6188
@omarcasillas6188 4 года назад
Makes for good streams because you're kinda experiencing it with him
@_Tzer
@_Tzer 4 года назад
make him play yume nikki or lsd dream emulator
@scapegoat4
@scapegoat4 6 лет назад
"This is what they did for fun in the 60s you know!" "No, it's not" OLD STREAMER REMINISCES ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS
@roberte2945
@roberte2945 4 года назад
Compact in size, big in years.
@bocolatebhipbookie
@bocolatebhipbookie 2 года назад
jerma was well into his 40s in the 1960s so he would know
@edwardelric4975
@edwardelric4975 2 года назад
7:35 he knows it wont save it because he failed, so he actually does the line right out of spite. Best part of the stream.
@matildakristensen541
@matildakristensen541 Год назад
7:38 Him switching tones here is geniunely so impressive- He is so into this role the game has put him in and I love it so much. I'm suprised he's not an actual actor or something. I'm kinda happy he isn't and instead is here to make us content unlike anyone elses. And even if this video is 5 years old he is still making just as good and maybe even funnier content. I'm so glad I discovered Jerma! This video is certified Jerma classic in my eyes now. So damn good!
@OryxTheMadGod3
@OryxTheMadGod3 Год назад
He actually did voice act for a game and also starred on the world famous Rat Movie
@Freddy210hill
@Freddy210hill 6 лет назад
"Brush your teeth, you won't have to go to fucking jail kids"
@appleinsanity4733
@appleinsanity4733 6 лет назад
*its a pretty big jump between not brushing your teeth and going to jail y'know*
@charitysheep
@charitysheep 6 лет назад
o
@smoshyv2553
@smoshyv2553 6 лет назад
Oh hi Freddy
@fishstyx5028
@fishstyx5028 6 лет назад
hey I KNOW YOU
@LehJake
@LehJake 6 лет назад
queer and sincere
@yooly7woo
@yooly7woo 6 лет назад
the "holding me hostage" thing got me so hard
@izzybelle
@izzybelle 5 лет назад
yOOly Woo It got me erect too.
@knafjallravenrefur9648
@knafjallravenrefur9648 5 лет назад
lewd~ XD jk
@flouglemireindustries4335
@flouglemireindustries4335 4 года назад
Hold the fuck up
@yooly7woo
@yooly7woo 4 года назад
@@izzybelle by that i meant laughing hard but hold up tho
@rambact5769
@rambact5769 4 года назад
yOOly Woo The Return Of A King
@Jordan-rb28
@Jordan-rb28 2 года назад
7:13 the body spray commercial is honestly the funniest thing here
@PoopBrimmer6372
@PoopBrimmer6372 Год назад
They're holding me in hostage
@morbiuslover6686
@morbiuslover6686 Год назад
and making me film these commercials
@SonicPman
@SonicPman Год назад
fuckin c-
@niveth1
@niveth1 10 месяцев назад
@@morbiuslover6686 *FUCKING **_PL-_*
@voxerz173
@voxerz173 7 месяцев назад
​@@morbiuslover6686FUCKING C-
@crazyblsidiotspace
@crazyblsidiotspace 4 года назад
6:10 BRUSH YOUR TEETH IF YOU WANNA NOT GO TO FUCKIN' JAIL, KIDS! - Jerma
@ElijahuPincher
@ElijahuPincher Год назад
4:40 The image
@neru1584
@neru1584 Год назад
sparkle on!
@communistberd1122
@communistberd1122 3 месяца назад
The frame
@iforgorowl7590
@iforgorowl7590 3 месяца назад
Is the image
@Shaymin0
@Shaymin0 6 лет назад
"Brush your teeth if you dont want to go to fucking jail kids" -Jerma985 2017
@DOOMFISTNyou
@DOOMFISTNyou 6 лет назад
shahaman noodah *2ndJerma
@spiralcasket
@spiralcasket 2 года назад
8:49 Try 😙 Thunder 😊 for 😋 a 😁 clean 🤗 machine, 😆 vroom 🥺 vroom! 🥰
@didncozosksma4466
@didncozosksma4466 3 года назад
5:03 is the best one
@beenings213
@beenings213 2 года назад
🕺 LIFE IS PAIN I HATE
@TheEthanGamer
@TheEthanGamer 6 лет назад
A new Jerma meme has come to creation: "LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE!"
@Mildsaucerick
@Mildsaucerick 6 лет назад
Just go to every suicide video and comment this line
@MicTheOni
@MicTheOni 3 года назад
Now it's sus Among Us here in 2020 and 2021
@Cohozuner
@Cohozuner 2 года назад
@@MicTheOni Jerma "sus guy" elbertson, the man who has never even played among us,
@ringadingdingbaby1124
@ringadingdingbaby1124 6 лет назад
5:03 This killed me. Thank you papa Jerma
@abusco7208
@abusco7208 3 года назад
6:33 How does he perfectly nail one half of the lipstick yet completely ruin the other side
@harveyknguyen
@harveyknguyen 3 года назад
in a very old video about cowboys and shootouts, he claims to have very shaky hands
@SomeRandoQuacko
@SomeRandoQuacko 3 года назад
jerma
@abusco7208
@abusco7208 3 года назад
@@SomeRandoQuacko yea
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy 8 месяцев назад
duality of jerma
@skelkankaos
@skelkankaos 4 года назад
When he's yelling and ranting and then immediately snaps into commercial voice as soon as the prompt comes up I fucking died
@iancortescontreras6084
@iancortescontreras6084 Год назад
You described Spamton
@skelkankaos
@skelkankaos Год назад
@@iancortescontreras6084 well to be fair this is Jerma's chance at becoming a big shot
@SonicPman
@SonicPman Год назад
It *is* a state of mind, after all.
@Lavendre
@Lavendre Год назад
✨ professionalism ✨
@vlad980
@vlad980 Год назад
​@It's elfsucc bro still replied after 3 years jerma is, truly, timeless
@P3t3rPizzarelli
@P3t3rPizzarelli 3 года назад
Coming back to watch this masterpiece is like re-watching The Godfather or Citizen Kane
@nah4989
@nah4989 3 года назад
One of the best videos on RU-vid lol
@mini0nator
@mini0nator 3 года назад
the characters only ever face the camera head on. whenever they turn their heads, they do it fast, and you can never see their face when not facing the camera. it’s really unnerving. it’s like they’re staring into your soul and honestly it’s the best part of the game
@seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea
@seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea Год назад
also jerma’s neutral face is him smiling so he is basically always facing you directly and smiling
@SonicPman
@SonicPman 11 месяцев назад
It’s not any less weird when they aren’t facing the camera lol
@mickthreek
@mickthreek 3 года назад
6:16 i like how he just casually cured male pattern baldness
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 3 года назад
If only it were that easy
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад
Finasteride Andy (not me though I only needed minoxidil)
@eisley_lastname
@eisley_lastname 3 года назад
It's so cool looking back at old 2ndJerma videos, because you realize jerma hasn't changed. Everything I used to love about jerma's videos and streams are all still there, and he doesn't seem to get burnt out doing this stuff. I think it's because he really loves doing it, and you can feel it oozing out of the screen in every stream and all the 2ndJerma videos. And it's not just wanting to make a funny moment all the time, it's also his relationship with chat. You can tell when he thinks people have legitimately gone too far with something, because he'll disengage with overly-negative subject matter on purpose, and that makes his streams and vids such a comforting cozy place for me, like a big, warm blanket that's been in your parents' house since you were a kid. This guy has helped me through a lot of hard times in my life, and I feel one hundred percent confident when I call him my favorite creator on the internet. Keep being you, Jerma.
@user-bv1gq8jj6b
@user-bv1gq8jj6b 3 года назад
He's crazy as well
@harveyknguyen
@harveyknguyen 3 года назад
what about his videos from 2014
@MM-vs2et
@MM-vs2et 3 года назад
@@harveyknguyen This is the type of shit he does then as well
@harveyknguyen
@harveyknguyen 3 года назад
@@MM-vs2et nah this is more of his 2015 videos
@batofdestiny7801
@batofdestiny7801 2 года назад
My favorite deranged e-clown jermaHeart
@fgh999100
@fgh999100 6 лет назад
1:06 My all time favorite moment in Jerma history
@Kodlaken
@Kodlaken 6 лет назад
You must not have seen much of his older videos then, that is pretty shit compared to some of the stupid shit that has happened in the past.
@TheBanatter
@TheBanatter 6 лет назад
Kodlaken He might like this more than any of the other stuff that Jerma has done. To each their own. My favorite was in that one Jerma video where star headshot a guy in an alley with a damn bike.
@peanutbuttercracker1
@peanutbuttercracker1 6 лет назад
Omg and then the ambulance pulled up, saw the dead guy, then sped away God that was funny
@TheBanatter
@TheBanatter 6 лет назад
Burning Noodles [RO] Just search up "gta 4 jerma" and look for the one named "one day I'll die of laughter". I believe That's it. It's the first clip too!
@fgh999100
@fgh999100 6 лет назад
Kodlaken I've seen nearly all of his videos but this still stands out, I nearly died of laughter when he said LIFE IS PAIN I HATE
@lodsofemone5014
@lodsofemone5014 6 лет назад
"THERE HOLDING ME HOSTIG AND FORCING ME TO MAKE THES COMMERCIALS F~"
@YassirLucaLike
@YassirLucaLike 3 года назад
Lol.
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 3 года назад
@@YassirLucaLike I think that's the funniest way to type "LOL" I've seen, formal English, capitalization, full punctuation and everything.
@YassirLucaLike
@YassirLucaLike 3 года назад
@@glumbortango7182 Yeah...
@YassirLucaLike
@YassirLucaLike 3 года назад
@@glumbortango7182 wait you’re profile picture is moving what the fuck
@deadchannel12321
@deadchannel12321 Год назад
Lol.
@cowbob8672
@cowbob8672 6 лет назад
"THEY'RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERICALS- MGVSGBRHRK"
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL 3 года назад
Kickshots. It's a state of mind.
@stejac133
@stejac133 3 года назад
they activated his shock collar
@Derplexity
@Derplexity 6 лет назад
This game feels like a program that would be on television if we lived in some kind of futuristic dystopian society
@Over9000Unicorns
@Over9000Unicorns 2 года назад
Feels like?
@Percss999
@Percss999 2 года назад
Like with the weird looking humans?
@elliot_rat
@elliot_rat 2 года назад
if
@Retrats.
@Retrats. Год назад
4 years later, we're in that society now
@Sentanette
@Sentanette Год назад
tru
@saturdays1000
@saturdays1000 6 лет назад
Can you imagine if this was an actual game show and a contestant just lost there fucking mind on camera
@THExRISER
@THExRISER 4 года назад
5:27 Look at the face while it's halfway turning, it's exactly what I expected. Most of the scenes have the characters looking straight at the camera or not facing it at all, trying to hide how flat they are, they didn't even bother modelling a nose!
@KattalystFr
@KattalystFr 2 года назад
I regret doing that
@THExRISER
@THExRISER 2 года назад
@@KattalystFr Life is pain.
@davistoa
@davistoa Год назад
I'm amazed they somehow let that one slip. The secret is out.
@October8426
@October8426 5 месяцев назад
Are we not going to talk about how he’s turning his head almost 180 degrees like an owl?
@typeable
@typeable 3 года назад
1:41 ♩♫♩ Life is pain. You're DEAD. ♩♫♩
@bowgart5567
@bowgart5567 2 года назад
Straight up fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@d9zirable
@d9zirable 11 месяцев назад
I remembered he said that while I was in the meat grinder
@MitskulpCh36
@MitskulpCh36 4 года назад
1:34 Parappa the Rapper 3 looks sick
@teensuicide9103
@teensuicide9103 6 лет назад
All RU-vidrs selling out. I quit. Life is pain, I hate---
@rubenthekid
@rubenthekid 5 лет назад
Teen suicide... isn't that a band?
@glassofyeet
@glassofyeet 4 года назад
7:05 too real
@owendeabler415
@owendeabler415 Год назад
8:50 I cannot get past this moment how does he mimic the guy in every toy commercial so well
@gordonf5553
@gordonf5553 4 года назад
3:00 Toilet Sheriff: it's high noon for gamers gergjrooms
@3spoons366
@3spoons366 2 года назад
Germa 985
@dino0075
@dino0075 6 лет назад
*L I F E I S P A I N*
@LckeStudios
@LckeStudios 6 лет назад
*I H A T E*
@MelodyHarmonyCreeper
@MelodyHarmonyCreeper 6 лет назад
We must spread this message.
@Mat-zf9bf
@Mat-zf9bf 6 лет назад
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! (Boss? Boss! What happened Boss?! Booooooooooossssss!!!)
@suicidalskeleton8779
@suicidalskeleton8779 6 лет назад
Dino007 Thus A Meme Was Born
@Raich1404
@Raich1404 6 лет назад
"That's great"
@aestheticbaal7390
@aestheticbaal7390 6 лет назад
"It's hight noon for gamers, get Jerms!"
@Hoppa456
@Hoppa456 6 лет назад
5:55 but the dental fees make you spit *but does the dentist make you swallow?*
@dreariez9685
@dreariez9685 5 лет назад
Lol "THERE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE....." 7:22
@Helm-0
@Helm-0 6 лет назад
Toilet sheriff Redemption
@sir3543
@sir3543 6 лет назад
Germ Dead Redemption 2.
@knafjallravenrefur9648
@knafjallravenrefur9648 5 лет назад
Toilet Sheriff Redemption 2, TSRII XD
@imsometaeventhisacronym2545
@imsometaeventhisacronym2545 3 года назад
Holy shit the whole “LIFE IS PAIN” thing has me laughing the hardest from anything Jerma has ever done
@bocolatebhipbookie
@bocolatebhipbookie 2 года назад
SAME and it's not even that funny lmao
@MegaSmallCow
@MegaSmallCow 3 года назад
this video has more views then copies sold for this game
@aphexgothicc
@aphexgothicc Год назад
1:51 very underrated moment i love how jerma says Livestream Failure
@TheoHiggins
@TheoHiggins 6 лет назад
HEY GAMERS
@bostion518
@bostion518 6 лет назад
Theo Higgins WANNA GAME LIKE JERMA?!
@appleinsanity4733
@appleinsanity4733 6 лет назад
JinnixXx_ YOU CAN ONLY ACHIEVE THSESE SKILLS WITH A RAZOR DEAFADDER
@--baphomet
@--baphomet 6 лет назад
*"THE NEW SWAGBAGS COME WITH A FREE CAR!!"*
@scrungybingus285
@scrungybingus285 6 лет назад
ITS HIGH NOON
@spawnstah7228
@spawnstah7228 6 лет назад
So get you one dollar swag bag, at... pax china
@MPKampersand
@MPKampersand 6 лет назад
are we just ignoring "Feisty Ratchet puts Sexist in his place"?
@gonz22
@gonz22 2 года назад
WHAT
@Coldkill2001
@Coldkill2001 2 года назад
Yes, just like everyone should
@dylaninpieces2
@dylaninpieces2 2 года назад
You should realize that the real Jerma985 is NOT sexist NOR misogynistic.
@flatpepsi
@flatpepsi 2 года назад
yeh
@memememe609
@memememe609 2 года назад
@@dylaninpieces2 Equal opportunity psychopath
@heyisthateric
@heyisthateric 6 лет назад
Literal spit take when his avatar jumped out yelling "LIFE IS PAIN"
@HellishSpoon
@HellishSpoon 6 лет назад
3:10 CRAZY DIAMONDO!
@thomasl1061
@thomasl1061 6 лет назад
HELL SPOONtheJojoMain is that a Jojo's reference?
@Dabajaws
@Dabajaws 6 лет назад
1:31 pearl jam
@LiefTheBeef
@LiefTheBeef 6 лет назад
I never thought I'd see the day that there are JoJo references in a Jerma video
@masterofthecontinuum
@masterofthecontinuum 6 лет назад
I believe the word he is looking for here is "fix"
@imtheman84
@imtheman84 5 лет назад
kiseikazan IT JUST WORKS
@ogpizgar917
@ogpizgar917 6 лет назад
this fucking video is called jerma sells out and is exactly 10 minutes long
@second3455
@second3455 6 лет назад
OG Pizgar 10 minutes and 1 second
@YourWishes
@YourWishes 6 лет назад
A video about selling out that goes to 10:01, funny stuff
@Eira_
@Eira_ 6 лет назад
I mean that's not really selling out, just playing the system
@Grennyyyyy1
@Grennyyyyy1 6 лет назад
I don't even think he puts extra ads in his videos anyway
@holymackerelthethird2478
@holymackerelthethird2478 6 лет назад
👆😉😎💵💵🔟😂😂😢👆
@Hanoodle
@Hanoodle 6 лет назад
He doesn’t even edit the vids
@flufkyn8150
@flufkyn8150 6 лет назад
He did make the outro longer
@dafreikenlord
@dafreikenlord 4 года назад
5:31 - Was in the children's hospital and everyone heard, so thanks Jeremy. Luv ya
@fissledissle7090
@fissledissle7090 3 года назад
I bet the kids with cancer is the last thing they heard
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 года назад
@@fissledissle7090 *kid dies* *Jerma walks up to parents in the funeral and whispers* "Should have used thunder"
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад
"life is pain, I hate-" - the kids at the hospital
@salt_factory7566
@salt_factory7566 6 лет назад
IT'S TOO FAST IT'S TOO SLOW, IT'S ALWAYS - Kick shots, it's a state of mind
@Nijht
@Nijht 6 лет назад
Him shouting "LIFE IS PAIN" just made me the laughingstock of a whole dining hall
@Nijht
@Nijht 3 года назад
@Dmitry TKR It probably wasn't the most apt, but it's true. I was sitting in a college dining hall. Just eating a sandwich, drinking some juice...until I suddenly wasn't. The juice was on the window and I was on the floor.
@johnjowari7128
@johnjowari7128 3 года назад
@@Nijht that was like 3 years ago, Jack and we ALL remembered it hohohoho you'll never going to live it down.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 2 года назад
@@Nijht I can’t imagine how juice got on the window and you got on the floor but it’s hilarious to read
@boneor...7022
@boneor...7022 2 года назад
Do you go to Hogwarts or something?
@TheRimx
@TheRimx 6 лет назад
*LIFE IS PAIN I HA-*
@pumpkomoth
@pumpkomoth 6 лет назад
woah didnt expect to see you here
@SteelShroom256
@SteelShroom256 6 лет назад
Oh, hello there.
@L1ttlef0ot
@L1ttlef0ot Год назад
4:40 sparkle on
@StaryExtra
@StaryExtra 4 года назад
I love how over the years, Jerma forgot why he's being called EGOMANIAC and jermaPSYCHO when every comedy gold he made as a whole is a documentary of rapid growing insanity. Never change you always changing, Jerma. Love your entertainment.
@bloodlessvr2823
@bloodlessvr2823 4 года назад
2:31 “feisty ratchet puts sexist in his place” What the *fuck*
@9oomtar
@9oomtar 6 лет назад
Fun fact-- if you use the RU-vid app's _rewind ten seconds_ feature in the middle of Jeremiah's signature catchphrase "LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE" after he jumps through the paper screen, it syncs perfectly to the first recording
@petiteloup-garou4080
@petiteloup-garou4080 3 года назад
1:45 I love watching this video about every month and forgetting about this scene, and then always going back a few seconds to see the funny Jerma picking his nose joke. Gets me everytime.
@jr.jackrabbit10
@jr.jackrabbit10 4 года назад
The “It’s high noon for gamers.” Joke was so ahead of its time.
@FloofMother
@FloofMother Месяц назад
Not only because of the razor deathadder bit, but because of his cameo in a fox in space where he does an in universe commercial for a cleaning product
@basketbomberslackingson4417
@basketbomberslackingson4417 5 лет назад
2:54 I feel if that specific add actually existed for a real toilet cleaning detergent or whatever the stuff is, I feel he would say “No germs on my Jerms!”
@TheTvdroid
@TheTvdroid 6 лет назад
I fucking love you Jerma, you're the only youtuber that actually makes me laugh out loud.
@anonemoose102
@anonemoose102 6 лет назад
LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE...
@ayyblyat9450
@ayyblyat9450 6 лет назад
But Jerma is short
@chernobiII
@chernobiII 6 лет назад
PAIN IS LIFE HATE I
@Joshy-
@Joshy- Год назад
4:41 THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM??? THIS WHOLE TIME???
@peam9279
@peam9279 11 месяцев назад
Soarkle on!
@kinsmanne98
@kinsmanne98 Год назад
i was just rewatching this because i saw an animation for the life is pain part and then realized the sparkle on image came from 4:41 and i got caught off-guard so hard
@StickMaster500
@StickMaster500 6 лет назад
5:26 Jerma is *THICC*
@churro3205
@churro3205 6 лет назад
Don't say that ever again.
@ruad2642
@ruad2642 6 лет назад
no he isnt. He is compact
@ScarfKat
@ScarfKat 6 лет назад
"HOT"
@bullettoface49
@bullettoface49 6 лет назад
Anyone who watches Jerma985 for the plot is totally lying.
@beatrix-persephone
@beatrix-persephone 6 лет назад
try thunder for a clean machine YA FUCKIN WANKA
@shoogles_
@shoogles_ 6 лет назад
The animation in this reminds me of Angela Anaconda Life is pain.
@drumboarder1
@drumboarder1 5 лет назад
I'd successfully scrubbed that from my memory you fuck
@Peusterokos1
@Peusterokos1 5 лет назад
Angela Anaconda but every dialogue is replaced by life is pain
@aliasraonic
@aliasraonic 4 года назад
@@Peusterokos1 the angelamon movie but every dialogue is replaced by life is pain
@aliasraonic
@aliasraonic 4 года назад
@Dmitry TKR i have, but it was only because the kid was crying the whole time though right
@BigBrezzy
@BigBrezzy 3 года назад
I hate.
@flngodingo9647
@flngodingo9647 10 месяцев назад
1:37 what gets me here is that if he'd gone through with his whole catchphrase, it would have RHYMED. somehow I feel that he knew this on the fly and purposely steered away from it
@0average_enjoyer044
@0average_enjoyer044 3 года назад
ahhh the superstars of our generation. bts, taylor swift, and the middle aged bald man who zealously shouts about the inevitability of death in the middle of cooking shows
@eebu4053
@eebu4053 3 года назад
cat
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 года назад
And Jerma
@youreoutofice
@youreoutofice 6 лет назад
LIFE IS PAIN I HAT-
@youreoutofice
@youreoutofice 6 лет назад
Killer Queen has already touched the REPLY button
@jawkes8736
@jawkes8736 6 лет назад
BITE ZA DUSTO
@johnnyjoestar1080
@johnnyjoestar1080 6 лет назад
“That’s great!”
@mushrooms5757
@mushrooms5757 6 лет назад
Greato daze!
@mushrooms5757
@mushrooms5757 6 лет назад
The rain sounds like Josuke...
@ComSeal
@ComSeal 6 лет назад
LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE-
@wowo316g5
@wowo316g5 3 года назад
A
@danjac354
@danjac354 3 года назад
That's great!
@zachlander5604
@zachlander5604 3 года назад
LEBEN IST SCHMERZ! ICH HASSE-
@za3bula309
@za3bula309 3 года назад
Timestamp?
@pandachaoz
@pandachaoz 3 года назад
1:10
@cyclopsmastermind4183
@cyclopsmastermind4183 5 лет назад
1:07 Is now my message tone. Lmao.
@Evans808
@Evans808 Год назад
4:41 Sparkle on! Don't forget to be yourself!
@AgsmaJustAgsma
@AgsmaJustAgsma 6 лет назад
5:30 yep, Jeremy being 100% legit sane, right here.
@crunchytoast4993
@crunchytoast4993 6 лет назад
he sold out when he got that fruit "eat it up" sponser
@hekirb3382
@hekirb3382 6 лет назад
2:01 LIFE IS PAIN! *dies*
@lessersharks
@lessersharks Год назад
4:40 OMG LOOK AT HIM. HES SPARKLING ON
@00cryptic38
@00cryptic38 6 лет назад
1:18 its been a tough time for ricegum since idubbbz destroyed his career
@BudBonkerson
@BudBonkerson 6 лет назад
00Cryptic I thought he looked like the Ninety Nine Nights guy from that really bad Konami E3 conference
@00cryptic38
@00cryptic38 6 лет назад
Bud Bonkerson lol ya i can see that too
@nell1251
@nell1251 6 лет назад
My brother literally just said to me that this guy looks like ricegum Lmao XD lol Life is pain I hate
@resdyne9590
@resdyne9590 6 лет назад
Who cares what two idiots do to each other
@jamesyeung3286
@jamesyeung3286 4 года назад
That was TWO years ago?
@Miimu5210
@Miimu5210 6 лет назад
I think it's physically impossible for you to sell out, Jerma.
@Bread-TM
@Bread-TM 6 лет назад
Because he's so small right?
@boneor...7022
@boneor...7022 2 года назад
Cause he'd do it ironically. It would just work
@moxxiepeppino
@moxxiepeppino 10 месяцев назад
4:41 OH IT THE THING ON THE TV
@NotOnLand
@NotOnLand Год назад
Years later I still find myself (quietly) yelling "LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE"
@_1derscore
@_1derscore 2 года назад
8:19 missed opportunity to say 700,000
@antoninus2678
@antoninus2678 4 года назад
6:44 Since when was Jerma hired to be Van Halen's make-up artist?
@croley1355
@croley1355 6 лет назад
"It's high noon for gamers. G-- germs."
@invisiblefan313
@invisiblefan313 5 лет назад
the toothpaste one almost made me ruin my ACT's by laughing in the middle of it when I remembered the joke
@Pc_98_Fan
@Pc_98_Fan 4 года назад
Jerma: _purposely screams on the mic_ Also Jerma: sorry if i screamed on the microphone
@flatterswhite
@flatterswhite 4 года назад
he was trying to scream into the kinect mic I think
@hookiebookie1
@hookiebookie1 6 лет назад
Is this the guy who sold out *_ON_* *_STREAM_*
@logandunlap9156
@logandunlap9156 3 года назад
no this is the guy that bought in off stream
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 года назад
absolute PSYCHO.
@cyanity1017
@cyanity1017 2 года назад
5:31 "try thunder for a clean machine *YA FOKKIN WANKAH"*
@NoahTopper
@NoahTopper 6 лет назад
3:28 Jerma is a talented carpenter.
@fissledissle7090
@fissledissle7090 3 года назад
“I don’t want to do ONE more” “I can’t even get ONE done!” -Jerma ~ A really good carpenter
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