Imagine this person goes on to create the next “GTA 5” complete with online and an in depth story mode, characters, beautiful graphics and open world. You buy this game and all you hear is this song constantly playing in the background of the loading screens and even when you get into the game and over the dialogue.
LosEagle Obviously you shouldn't be running a mobile operating system that does not respect your freedoms. It's a shame that Jerma does not appreciate the benefits of free software.
@@ElectableDane that's literally just incorrect, you can Google and prove yourself wrong in 5 seconds. And even if we say it's that year, that would still mean the depression was happening, which makes the original comment wrong.
This is his "Project Channel," now, for lack of a better term. The one he's gonna be uploading to more frequently is "2ndJerma." Allegedly he has a "set stream schedule" and that's where the highlights are going. His Twitch is Jerma985.
3:27 "What's in those guns? It's like, silly bullets-" I love when Jerma says shit like this that has no basis in reality but we just instinctively know what he means
+EncyclopediaBro13 If you think that making a game like this only takes two minutes, then you've probably never written a single line of code. Yes those games are bad but it's not like you can expect the same level of quality from an editor like gameloft with tons of devs and from a single guy in his bedroom or working on it for a school project. Plus making a 3D open world game with IA and all isn't like making another candy crush saga look alike.
+NoxMD Ehhh, with Unity it is. That shit subverts a ton of difficulties when it comes to a three dimensional game. This shit is mostly half-assed, I'd say that's why most people use Unity to begin with, not that it can't produce good games, but more that it's mostly used to create half-assed games by half-assed programmers. And before you say I've never written a line of code before, most of the projects I work on (alone) are in C++ and OpenGL -- albeit most of my projects are in 2D. While I wouldn't expect perfect quality from a mobile game, I've yet to see one native non-port of a mobile game that is enjoyable enough to play it for more than an hour.
So many iconic lines. "please accidentally download me" "so this is another goalless game" "same engine same music only difference is this time you are a robot Spiderman"
3:58 this one gives me a weird feeling. Like a feeling that you get when you have a thought about a game that you remember playing as a kid(2000’s) but it doesn’t exist.
I have the same feeling, but I actually do remember playing 2000's games that had this kind of atmosphere. To name a few, Red Driver, Operation Darkness Strike, and I'm not even gonna cover the 3DVIA games which is a whole rabbit hole of liminal games in itself. They all share the same urban uncanny valley style. Edit: Also look up "images that feel too normal", that is the style you're probably talking about.
These kind of games are cancer, google play should make a policy that each game apps should be tested if its a valid game and should be removed if its sh1tty similar to the so called games in this video
no these are part-time projects mostly created by one or two guys at most... or someone like me who wants to earn some money via advertisement..these wont make much but still, something is better than nothing ... these games maybe look funny but they still take a lot of effort ....
@@courier6945 i am mad about playstore being full of shity games like them, because some brainless people have access to the internet and do whatever they want....as an og i remember back to the old days of playstore around 2013-2014, there was amazing games...playstore was a miracle ,you could play REAL games that people worked hard on....unlike nowadays.....if you werent a fucking asswipe kid you would understand asshole now go plat fortnite kid
Jason Mason Sadly, at the moment I don't know exactly where it is, and I'm not in a position to search for porn at the moment. The tags I can give you is twilight, her mother, and futa
1. CEO gives salary to project manager to make game 2. Project manager comes up with half ass idea of a GTA Clone and tells Dev team 3. Dev team tells project manager the timline for developing a game like GTA is 5 years 4. Project Manager gives 1 month reports 1 month timeline to CEO and development starts 5. Developers make trash game in 1 month get salary 6. Project manager publishes game gets salary